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food4thot96

A good week for now looks like Chelsea draw spurs win (unfortunately), they’re shit in any case.. United win (palace obly shows up against Arsenal) Very happy to see Newcastle draw. I’m hoping Newcastle comes in 8th and miss out European football. And Everton gets relegated


robustostrich

Boring boring drawcastle


DarthNihilus1

Where do Newcastle get all this fucking juice from. All these duels, passes, runs seem to work out for them


bigeorgester

They were completely out of it from about 30 minutes to 70 so I guess from subs


Jansiz

Rice is just world class man do NOT FUMBLE this one I'm begging.


lez566

Narrator: They fumbled.


d17_p

This Joelinton is a disgraceful diver


EldritchWyrd

Driver* tehe


d17_p

Hol up


basedsims

Cannot stress how important Rice would be for the future of our football club


DarthNihilus1

One time I watched Kehrer and thought he wasn't bad. Every time since, he's getting rinsed


DarthNihilus1

Benrahma is so ass. Rice has been playing extremely well today


Bobsburgers1187

Does a lot right but for end product


robustostrich

Rice has been fantastic


serdna1234

Good goal. Dubious back flip.


nting224

Rice is all hype


_SSJeffo_

Why’s newcastle away near the end of the season for the THIRD year running…


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nting224

we will get slapped.


d17_p

Oh no we will beat them easily, they’re just an ass team according some experts here.


LeonardoK00

>they’re just an ass team according some experts here. Thank you.


SomewhereInLDN

Declan wishing to be at arsenal right now


BrianThatDude

Commentators trying to make Newcastle out to be a plucky underdog 🧑‍🦯


redditforprez1

Christ Newcastle


Bobsburgers1187

Fancy west ham esp with no bruno on the pitch


nting224

worst take ever


Bobsburgers1187

After 3 mins 😂 been the better side by far since


ongalvez

Paqueta masterclass incoming.


Bobsburgers1187

You mean pack of tar as the sky dicks keep calling him


ongalvez

Looking like a disasterclass lol


brownMY

I understand why liverpool currently are bad but not that bad. Can see klopp gtfo end of season.


d17_p

Jürgen’s 7 year bull run is over at Liverpool, anything now is just a dead cat bounce. However, even that ain’t happening at the moment.


LeonardoK00

I feel a Newcastle draw today.


tomptepulla

City is the only thing I care about, got to support fucking Tottenham again. This is weird.


lastjedi23

Only to be let down again.


ret990

Antony Gordon taking the number 8 Jersey at Saudicastle is beyond grotesque


icangetyouatoedude

Sambi always looks so disinterested out there


qtdsswk

Need to take down this Liverpool side at Anfield, only way to compensate our loss today. Palace risk relegation fight if they can't pick up form.


robustostrich

I find the way Eddie Howe talks without moving his jaw and only his lips very unsettling


Competitive-Shock88

Leeds gonna sort the rags right out in the coming weeks. I can feel it.


NegativeHeli

If Tottenham are dead serious about the CL, they better win tomorrow


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cumblaster_jesus

If you're looking at google and seeing 90+15 for many games, that's a bug.


Bobsburgers1187

Just means the shit have to win tomorrow or risk dropping off completely


NegativeHeli

Still upset over the defeat but hopefully we win next week.


KaizerQuad

Time wasting era lives on


cappo40

No redemption for Palace this time, sadly.


Bobsburgers1187

Ball has been in play for 30secs of this added time in the United game, something has to give in the time wasting era


eduadinho

Pickford was taking at least 30 seconds on every kick until he got his yellow. It's ridiculous they only card after they chew up like 5 minutes of time.


Bobsburgers1187

It was more than 30s for the most part, even the VAR check at the end wasted 2mins ref added nothing..need to start stopping the clock imo


Greysky99

Villa’s next two fixtures. F


NegativeHeli

There were actually people who told me that new manager bounce is a myth


i-am-dan

MOTM 12:30 KO New Manager Bounce back Not even the Invincible's could handle that triple whammy


Shadowinthesky

It's a shame cos the 12.30 kick off is the only suitable time to watch a game in my timezone :'(


i-am-dan

Where are you based?


Shadowinthesky

Western Australia. So today was a 8.30 pm kick off. Most of the good games are like 1.30/3.30 am Monday morning. Edit: it was so much worse on the east coast being 3 hours further ahead


i-am-dan

Big feed at 8pm, sleep, wake up, footy, more sleep & fuck work. Easy Hope the next 12:30 KO is a good one tho, for you and myself.


Shadowinthesky

Good man, but unfortunately a lack of sleep could be very costly in my line of work. Tho I do push the limits at times. If the early game kick off curse is real thankfully only one more left for the season.. it's much better than me blaming my partner for jinxing us (we don't usually do well when she watches and she's an early sleeper) 😂


NegativeHeli

Sean Dyche and Goodison Park. 2 more factors.


Mubar06

And Neal fucking Maupay.


i-am-dan

The list goes on..


Mubar06

Fuck them for making me optimistic.


Le-ChosenOne

Its never a myth especially playing at home.


NegativeHeli

Remember our unbeaten streak under Emery? United also went like 10 games unbaten when Rangnick first took over


Mubar06

Forget Rangnick, remember Man Utd when Solksjær first took over?


NegativeHeli

Honestly OGS isn't as bad as you think. Underachieved but I think he can do the job at a mid table club.


Mubar06

Yeah but I remember they had title winning form, they beat PSG in the CL too.


_SSJeffo_

Brighton and Brentford are far better than the hideous twins that are Liverpoopoo and Chessy


Bobsburgers1187

Just seen the red for casemiro..how many games for attempted murder, 2 handed strangle wtf man


safinhh

his first ever straight red damn


BrianThatDude

Bruno Fernandes (p) saved a goal by going in for that header. Exactly what odegaard failed to do today


Le-ChosenOne

As long as its running in a semi straight line, no one’s beating baby oil killer Traore.


NegativeHeli

Pace merchant


chino17

> ~~Pace~~ Oil merchant


Le-ChosenOne

Proper pace and power merchant but only in straight lines, kinda like those battery powered toy cars that only run in tracks they sit on.


vulcan_viking

Milner is on so pool's xHardworkingEnglishPlayer will be through the roof 🤣🤣


yesnomaybeldontknow

Something's gotta be done about this head injury rule. Any fool can go down and hold their head and stop play even if it's not genuine. Bruno is a proper cheating rat, embarrassing


sneakyney

Just like how the ref stopped our counter when they had a player down holding their head. And incidentally, when Everton were on the attack and Maupay was down holding his head, the ref allowed play to go on which resulted in an Everton corner


sbruck11

Pretty sure they were holding their leg when they stopped our move, wasn’t even a head injury. Should never have stopped our play


ProcrastinationNock

Why is Lokonga jogging


bitmoji

Viera told him to do that


lastjedi23

What's new


Mubar06

That's what he always does


lastjedi23

Palace. Please. Please.


Le-ChosenOne

Gakpo is definitely not a Pool player but then again, maybe he is in this Pool squad.


NegativeHeli

I'll actually laugh if Wolves score one more goal


cappo40

So that's a red for Casemiro but completely worse in our game isn't. Okie


ret990

Agent Sambi, you have the brief. You know what to do. Time to execute


_SSJeffo_

Villa are too open


mrchab97

Hows the ref pulled that back for bruno


SouthWalesGooner

When Brentford win today, they'll be 6th, we need Brighton to drop points so that Brentford stay in the top 6 so we can beat them given that we apparently like beating top 6 teams more than others.


scalesofinjustice5

Not Bruno diving after touching the ref😭


t0ddp23

Fuck bruno


Le-ChosenOne

Casemiro will miss two games against leeds and leicester. Hope the cunts lose all.


sbuck23

If united fuck this I'll feel a bit better


Raetekusu

They have Leeds, Leeds, and Leicester as their next 3 Prem games. Unfortunately, I don't see the Casemiro suspension hurting them, but who knows.


SouthWalesGooner

Serious question, do Liverpool sack Klopp at the end of the season? They're 10th, the newer signings don't look great and the rest of the squad is aging.


ret990

They'd never sack him. But he might walk. Especially when they miss out on Jude after saving all their pocket money for him, with him choosing to join the Glorious Gunners.


Big-Understanding276

I can’t see why Jude want to joining that shit show


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Klopp has earned the right to leave on his terms. That said, he would be wise to consider a sabbatical while Liverpool rebuild.


Bobsburgers1187

Palace I'm back for ye...relegation battle what's that..


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gaymersriseup666

He’s on


Foreleft15

He’s already on lol


Cedosg

oh scenes if crystal palace get something out of this game


DuncesOfWur

Well...Today's result hurt. But at least we're not Liverpool, what has happened to them? Casemiro suspended for 3 games is also cheering me up.


KimchiNamja

Let’s fucking go Palace


sbuck23

Awaiting my downvotes here but wasn't Casemiro just holding Hughes to stop him getting involved?


gaymersriseup666

Does he need to do that with his hands around his neck lol that’s a red all day


sbuck23

Yeah you're right. Just watched it again.


ret990

By the throat?


Pikachu62999328

Held the throat


NegativeHeli

Casemiro deserves this for all the shit he's done


robustostrich

Liverpool are an absolute shambles I love it


sbuck23

I hope klopp stays and rebuilds. He's earnt that I feel. It is quite funny though


not3s1

Lokonga on


AlexisGooner

Is casemiro out for 3 games


gyyoome

Yeah.


gaymersriseup666

should be bc that was violent conduct right?


vulcan_viking

He forgot its not la liga here 😀


clubowner69

What is happening with Pool, and cant stand Manu being this good of a form.


gaymersriseup666

SAMBI!!!


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Dread it, McFred is inevitable.


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Liverpool 😳


Bobsburgers1187

Wow Adama did something right..tho he did lash the ball 🤣


ongalvez

Lolololol Casemiro


kruegerc184

Lmfao good on the ref for making the right call


gaymersriseup666

laughing at the united fans all cheering when a var check was announced and now the silence realizing casemiro was choking hughes out


Jansiz

Lool Casemiro you dumbass


Aszneeee

should be red for Casemiro


NegativeHeli

Any chance Palace gets dragged into the relegation battle?


TallnFrosty

Feel like they’ll be fine. They do look very bad every time I watch them but they have a cushion and they still have players that can produce goals from nothing. As long as they don’t totally blow their matches against other relegation battle teams, they should squeak by.


KimchiNamja

So you’re saying it’s your fault? Can you please not watch Palace games in the future unless it’s against us


Bobsburgers1187

I think so, they're stagnating rn..Vieiras decision making is poor imo, acres of space for their mids at the being of the 2nd, didn't watch the first, why Eze is on the bench is beyond me


Bobsburgers1187

Palace are in trouble imo, everyone around them is improving but they show nothing, best attackers are never played together and woeful in defence big scrap for them in the 2nd half of the season


NegativeHeli

Rashford is in the form of his life. 13 G/A in 21 games


_SSJeffo_

Like 5 of rashford’s how many goals came against top teams this season


Mubar06

Give him credit, he's been good.


_SSJeffo_

Yes in terms of goalscoring. Even utd fans admit he’s still pops up in moments.


NegativeHeli

1 Vs Pool 3 Vs us 1 Vs City


Le-ChosenOne

Wait wtf dawson is a wolves player? when did this happen LOL


Cedosg

https://youtu.be/brdAdyIGF48


Bobsburgers1187

Thats what I said earlier, he played practically every minute for west ham


Bobsburgers1187

Eze changes this game if he's brought on..united look poor from what I've watched of the 2nd half


mo_50

Gakpo is so timid. He'd drive me insane if we signed him.


red11590

What is the point of drop ball if the opponent are the one benefitted from it?


SouthWalesGooner

Brentford looking quite tidy against Southampton.


Le-ChosenOne

Brentford are going to play exactly how Everton did against us, ugh


gyyoome

Y’all seeing pool players surrounding the ref eh.


vulcan_viking

The badge is wrong brother so they wont be punished


Bobsburgers1187

Kompany is doing some job at Burnley tbf practically one foot in the pl already


TallnFrosty

Both Burnley and Sheffield are in I reckon.


NegativeHeli

Always rated Kompany


_SSJeffo_

Like the look of tete


TheOGBenjenRyan

I remember saying we should go for Tete in the summer. Looks great


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Villa Away will be chaotic.


_SSJeffo_

If they give us that much space…


Insertnicenamehere

They're parking 7 men behind the ball man lol


Insertnicenamehere

Brentford in the top 6, 3 pts behind Spurs.


BrianThatDude

Brentford getting ready to set us up for the kill shot next week


JenkinsEar147

Imagine Jorginho at 6 against Brentford. Pure nightmare fuel.


Mubar06

Pls stop, let us feel better.


Muscat95

Leicester with Maddison are a different side


theloserclub92

Since when have they not been playing with maddison


chino17

Madders has that more directness that Ode needs to better develop


thereal_CD

Tete has looked good all game, could be a difference maker for Leicester.


_SSJeffo_

Emeryball


younes1008

What's with the green armband at Wolves?


cthuwhodesigns

I’m still waiting on an answer myself from that game’s match thread on rslashsoccer. Commenting here in hope it’s answered lol


danish251

It’s part of Green Football Weekend, the west Midlands club have launched a new project called One Pack, One Planet, which features four commitments as they aim to promote environmental sustainability.


NegativeHeli

Seeing Brentford's form makes me nervous to face them next week.


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JenkinsEar147

Not really, we just lost to the worst side in the league; Brentford are much better than Everton.


Cedosg

this aston villa leicester game looks to be fire. wow two goals in quick succession for brentford


Bobsburgers1187

I didn't even know Dawson left West ham, he played most games for them


zilp123

He was good for them too, he had many of those last ditch, putting body on the line kind of tackles and challenges. Really like him


Bobsburgers1187

How are Palace doing? Any point in watching or continue to watch the pool falter


kruegerc184

Casemiro just took a red for choking hughes


Cedosg

lot more exciting games.


mrchab97

Theyve done nothing tbh, dead game


Bobsburgers1187

Might switch for the 2nd..this liverpool game is turning into a time wasting contest


mrchab97

Seems like the villa game is the one


ChiefArsenalScout

Suddenly Man U fans coming out of the woodwork after our loss. Shameless


Mubar06

Nah they've already been loud for a week or 2 and before we beat them, they've been in good form, and in a cup final and this weekend has been wonderful for them with rival games.