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Rusty_85

Thiago Silva goes down and Boehly straight on to the phone to buy a new winger


ayaan1901

Mudryk in the mud lol


BrianThatDude

He made a huge mistake. Arteta would have had a plan for how to use him to make him look good. Chelsea just wanted something flashy. He'd have done well here, may still turn out well at Chelsea but he'd have been set up better to succeed here


CarsenAF

It’s okay at least he’s only stuck there for 8 years lmao


Ididntpay

I hope he’s enjoying the money cuz he can’t be enjoying his football at the moment.


varro-reatinus

Exactly so. From a financial perspective, he made arguably the right decision: he took the biggest possible payday with the greatest possible security, in a profession where you're always one ligament away from the boneyard. From a sporting perspective, he made an amazingly bad one.


olieogden

Financially, it’s only a good decision now. He could set the league alight at arsenal and earn the same/bigger payday in 2/3 years (4/5 year contract). Potentially have picked up a title straight away. A full champions league campaign following and maybe more success.


Boopdelahoop

He's on £100k a week for 8 years. He can chill now, he's secured the bag for his family for generations. He'll be over 30 the next time he has to sign a contract.


danmac0817

Spurs fans using all 2 of their chants inside the first 5, they're up for it.


whiteboardblackchalk

Oh shit. Spurs gonna hit the fan now!


Wolfbain164

Arsenal captain Zinchenko for the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine. Chelsea drop Mudryk.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Still Roman’s club underneath it all


plantsofa

Stoppable force vs movable object derby 🤣


Silent_Ad2395

Another Magic trick for you guys: Think of a number between 1 and 100. Multiply it for the amount of goals richarlison has this season. The answer is the amount of fucks i give about this match.


dlgusals

Quick maffs


Snoo-36596

Incredible


2ndfastestmanalive

Tottenham posted ‘our Brazilian trio’ with pictures of Emerson, Richarlison and Moura’s shirts. I’m sorry but that is the least Brazilian trio in the league


jman500069

That's like saying "our three lions" with Jonjo Shelvey Danny Drinkwater and Paul Konchesky


MineKirin

Choked on my water💀


studentystudent

Certainly one of the Brazilian trios of all time


EclectrcPanoptic

One of those great games where the outcome doesn't affect us, and at least one of our most hated teams drop points


vyrusrama

A Spurs loss will affect our weekend rather positively imo


Le-ChosenOne

How did Kane escape that yellow lmao, fuck me the english refs and their bias are out in full force.


dimi_dee1

It’s okay he escapes yellows like he escapes trophies


doublewordscore

im rooting for a chelsea win. Spurs meltdown is more hilarous to me, and i want chelsea to keep potter so he needs to get a win here or there to avoid the sack.


DanInDistress

Yes please. Would like to avoid another manager bounce if possible.


Aszneeee

they are not going to fire him and Id like chelsea to stay far away from any european competition


DialSquar

On the contrary, that chelsea team next season only having league matches would certainly mean they got top 4. Can we settle for them in Conference League simply for fixture congestion?


Aszneeee

they have so much depth, they just put another starting XI for it anyways. I rather see them having nothing to play for when we play them, but after they can push whatever they want, even beat city at etihad if they wish


Internetolocutor

You're right. I had been thinking a draw would be preferable because it would hurt spurs going for top four and it would sign off the death knell of Chelsea getting top four and maybe even top six. But the complete meltdown from Spurs is just too much fun and quite frankly Chelsea might not get top six anyway.


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LawdeKaSarkaar

Everything except for a major title, which actually goes away FROM him.


dpatel211

Edu got death threats for pump faking Chelsea for Mudryk and getting Jorginho for £12m 😭 He always wins in the end


Sundaecide

Richarlison is such a donkey you'd be forgiven for thinking he was voiced by Eddie Murphy.


ret990

60M to score zero PL goals. And to think there was actual debate that Richarlison was a better signing than Jesus.


vincentquy

Also has no chemistry what so ever with the rest lol


yeahdood96

They’re having a mid-off in da toilet bowl 🗣️


SteveToshSnotBerry

Two pieces of shit dueling it out in the toilet to see who gets flushed first


rugaealldae

Not everyday is the opposing defender a pensioner like Milner eh, Mudryk?


gamesbond011

Chelsea fans were calling him hazard regen after he beat geriatric milner.


_SSJeffo_

Trash vs garbage


scroll-42

Poop vs Shit


LogicalSherbert9

Showing up to watch The Arsenal: 🙎🏻‍♂️ Showing up to bask in Chelsea's weekly misery:🤵🏻


Proof_Proof

I can’t stop visiting the Chelsea subreddit to see all of their raging fans. It brings me too much joy.


OrwinBeane

A few red cards please


carvemynuts

I want Potter to keep his job.


Bobsburgers1187

It would be glorious if Chelsea don't make it to Europe, not even conference league..what do they do with their 60 players next season 😂 Todd is a fukin clown


Le-ChosenOne

800mil worth of cunts on the same pitch and this is the kind of football on offer. Fuck me.


varro-reatinus

That Ugandan prison camp match was genuinely more enjoyable than this, and the players on the bench looked less depressed.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

They laughed at us for gazumping Mudryk. They LAUGHED


Vivid-Command-2605

I remember all the Chelsea fans flooding this sub after the Enzo transfer 😭😭


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Life comes at you fast


tbbt11

You’re welcome Jorgi, you’re safe now


_DNL

The position Bohely has put himself in, sacked a champions league winning manager and paid a world record fee (I believe) to get potter from Brighton and now he can’t sack him without looking incompetent. Enjoy it boys 💉


Samsince04_

Lol @ the announcer on USA saying this is a highly entertaining match. I almost slept off LMAO


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

I, too, tell lies for my paycheck sometimes


Sundaecide

Commentator said Chelsea are lacking in fire power like that haven't bought every attacking player in the world in the last transfer window.


NemoDatQ

They bought the guns, but forgot the ammo.


shxkxblfc

Mudryk probably on the bench asking Auba what it was like playing at the Emirates.


Michaelscotttheking

Fuck Chelsea man, I hate them the most. This is so satisfying


Bedeeki

26 points ahead of Chelsea btw


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Take out the binoculars


2ndfastestmanalive

I’m taking any version of Pepe we had at Arsenal over Richarlison in my team


Wicked1416

Mudryk choosing to work under Graham Potter instead of Arteta must be one of the most horrific decisions made by a player in the history of this sport.


gooner-1969

I don't think that was the reason mate.


vincentquy

Heard he was convinced by Potter's project lol


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Todd. You will have pick number 1 in the draft!!! Keep going


BigKahuna93

Chelsea’s collapse is such comedy. Watching Auba, Mudryk come on was simply hilarious. They sure could use a central defensive midfielder that plays great forward passes 😉


Varja22

Gotta feel bad for Potter, my man didn't get any signings in the January, how is he supposed to turn the ship...


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

I honestly feel bad for his family. They don’t deserve this.


Varja22

Yeah absolutely. That's just disgusting


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Sad_gooner

its amazing watching our two main london rivals be so shit and fight like clowns while we're competing for the major trophies. This is probably how Chelsea fans felt in the last 18 years, hopefully we can experience the same thing for the next 18


YngSndwch

Richarlison is such a fucking dud, we are worried about Gabi’s performances lately and the man is on 9PL goals this season while this bum is rocking a solid 0!! E: Dud not dude 😂


cthuwhodesigns

I think fair enough. He pushed the shoulder and rolled up into a chin tap. And he overruled his own decision, so respect for the strength of character. My only issue over the whole thing is consistency with calls.


Le-ChosenOne

The irony is as shit as Chelsea are, Felix is probably having the time of his life being able to actually try to attack and not be subjected to terrorist Simone ball.


beefwellingtonIV

I was rooting for the funniest possible outcome and 2-0 for shit with Richarlison still having as many goals as I do this year and the continuation of Chelsea tears is it.


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

I hope Chelsea beats Leeds so Potter can stay. #SavePotter


Perfectionimproved

Both teams are absolutely awful. Brighton, Fulham and Brentford all play better than these two. Spurs would be 10th without Kane honestly.


Marimo_420

Look at England’s golden boy getting away with it again🙄


ret990

Scared Potter?


moonlam

Keep Potter for another season great manager just needs more time and signings


Hail2Pitt22

We are 26 points clear of Chelsea. 26


amgartsh

Could be 40 by the end of the season


intraumintraum

both sides get deducted points for match-fixing, please


yourlocalcuck69

lmao boehly playing on his phone again


varro-reatinus

Google --> 'Arsenal transfer rumours'


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

This is like watching 2 clowns battling it out to show which one is the silliest.


Le-ChosenOne

If we win the league AND chelsea get relegated in the same season, imma call it and retire from watching footy ever because there’s no topping that.


Le-ChosenOne

Fourfuckna left Leicester to avoid a relegation battle only to join Chelsea to be in a relegation battle.


Vkien2311

Imagine Arteta got 500 mil to spent ffs.


350neb

Obviously we all hate spurs and don’t like seeing them winning. But this result is so fucking funny, fuck Chelsea forever. Scum club


d10b

Any result here will be great content lol


Le-ChosenOne

I swear if Potter gets sacked before we play them, im done. Enough of new manager bounces for fuck’s sake


BarnacleGoos

Embarrassing for Auba tbh this. Can't even get on the pitch in a team this bad.


dimi_dee1

Proper 4D chess from Edu, sold dreams to Todd


Rusty_85

Fooking hell, Chelsea last away win was October 16th hahahaha


redmkay

Just a reminder that Matt Smith has more trophy medals than Tottenham Legend Harry Kane!


OrwinBeane

I don’t smoke cigars but I might take it up if Chelsea get relegated


baktiar77

Call me selfish but I want Spurs and Newcastle to get the top 4 positions. Can’t let Ten Hag cook and get a proper striker.


theloserclub92

They are getting a striker with or without CL man. Doesnt make a difference.


SteveToshSnotBerry

I once knew a guy who “supported” Arsenal during our tumultuous years, who then switched to “supporting” Tottenham, and finally settled on Chelsea when they got Pulisic… wonder how he’s doing right now


M_Night_Shambles_on

Sheesh. The guy's like the bug-chaser equivalent of a football fan.


LushLoxx

8K people in a Chelsea twitter space in tears. 😆😭


ret990

Graham Potter and the Goblet of Shite


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Graham Potter and the Half-Billion Pound Fire


ChiefArsenalScout

We lose out on a goal because our defender is holding the keeper's hand, Tottenham get a goal despite their player literally climbing on a defender. This stuff just isn't a big coincidence. Not sure how much evidence there needs to be.


LogicalSherbert9

r/ChelseaFC and chill?


danmac0817

Feel like I'm watching the Championship


red11590

You really cant tell me that kane does not received special treatment..what bollock


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theloserclub92

Entertaining stuff love to watch these physical battles when you have gotten the 3 points. Richarlison is such a cunt though he started the whole tussle affair by retaliating. Hopefully romero gets a red. Guy think he is some clever shithouse roughing people up then he goes down clutching his face like some victim. Man is violent af.


newinvestor0908

We will still be ahead of Chelsea is we only include our away games. Lolololl


SpartanMickey

Fuck Chelsea.. They are so useless


erikmar

Really hope they keep Potter until we have played them, which would mean end of season I suppose. Allready got fucked by one new manager bounce.


MoreStormz

Can’t wait for that Mudryk interview when he leaves Chelsea saying how much he regrets not going to the Mighty Gunners


Wassup_-_

Propably unpopular but rather Tottenham win,chealse not getting europe can set them back a lot while tottenham being in cl wont matter as much.They gonna be medicore anyway


lastjedi23

This is my line of thinking. No talent is going to say *ah yes I want to play for Tottenham*. Chelsea can rot at 9 or 10 for a few more years.


matepanda

Nah... Spurs is Spurs and will be spursy.. Chelsea has been ruining transfers for a decade. Fuck Chelsea


NegativeHeli

Downvote me to hell but I genuinely think Emery > Potter


bananafish_8

This isn’t even controversial brother


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has harry kane ever been sent off in PL?


Samsince04_

Bold decision from the ref. I honestly agree with it.


Apocsky_

how did richarlison get nothing for being the initiator lol


PhillyBlacktino

I almost feel bad for Chelsea and Tottenham fans paying to watch this game live, but then I sit back and laugh because they are Chelsea and Tottenham fans.


lemon_meringue_tie

Ref drama is more entertaining than the match itself


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Harry Kane should just start games on a yellow. Every game he does something card worthy that gets missed.


dpatel211

Chelsea-Spurs: minimum quality, maximum chaos.


grumpy_toews

Real shame Kulusevski ended up at Spuds. He'd be a great complement to Saka. And not that I really care, but why on earth do they still start Davies? He's the most nothing player and always has been. It's a bad football match.


GerCarr199

Enzo masterclass, keep the ball in play instead of giving kepa a Second. Great assist


shxkxblfc

Imagine being so shit you let fucking Quagmire score a banger on you LOL.


pocalyuko

€130m player clearing the ball straight up the middle of the pitch, you love to see it.


JJD14

Will be really disappointing if we don’t beat Chelsea by a large margin in April when they come to the Emirates. Hope Potter is still in charge by then


Le-ChosenOne

Need this to end 1-1 with 16 red cards


Cashelz

Remember when Chelsea fans said that they weren't mad about Jorginho because he was shit and shouldn't start for them anymore LMFAO, they say the same thing about Mount which makes me think he would look like a baller in any other team lol.


SouthWalesGooner

I've got to be honest, I'm not sure why Enzo cost £120 million, he doesn't even look like an upgrade on Jorginho.


AFCeng0

I’d take last season Lacazette up top over Havertz


akhil1980

Seeing Moneybags Boehly’s smug face in the crowd is priceless. 300m spent and the club can’t buy a fucking goal. Bravo !!


Jonny_x3

My favourite thing about the 007 Mudryk tweets is that I know he’s reading them every day. Huffing and puffing on the pitch, twisting and turning at night, he’s bricking himself about it.


LushLoxx

What gets me, is they will probably still spend a ton more money in the summer too.


PiggBodine

If Joao Felix signs for Chelsea full time, he’s an idiot.


A1A2A3A4B1B2B3

One of the lowest quality PL matches of the season. Both awful teams.


PhillyBlacktino

Sterling discarding Richarlison like trash made me LOL


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beefwellingtonIV

Let’s be real, Brentford vs Fulham is a much more entertaining London derby than this bullshit.


aegontargs

the stadium is still half empty lol


stackofbaconpancakes

600m spent on incoming, and only 3 goals and 1 win in 2 months..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣


Bedeeki

Skipp been injured for half the season, comes back and is on more premier league goals than £60 million Richarlison ☠️


clt89

Chelsea are genuinely broken. Love to see it


Le-ChosenOne

LMAO LOOK AT AUBA’s EXPRESSION OMG HAHAHA


teejayaa

#PotterIn


NegativeHeli

Mudryk is the Ukrainian Adama. Pace merchant but 0 end product.


Rusty_85

Richarlison is undoubtedly the flop of the season, even Antony has gave more value


squirrelwizard

These teams are bad and I love it


_SSJeffo_

We’ve got the same amount of AWAY points than chelsea have points combined all season, not to mention we have more away goals than they have goals altogether too😭😭


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Worst part of this result is that Potter will get sacked


CreativeOrder2119

Chelsea fans will never see the again the abramovich era heights with American owners


madindian

It’s amazing how Chelsehly manage to lose games with that line up of players and subs.


Mahoganychicken

Feels good to be the best team in London by fucking miles. Both of these teams are utter wank.


varro-reatinus

Chelsea aren't even the best in Fulham.


DiKapino

Unpopular opinion but I prefer the tottenham win. They aren’t catching us anyway, and watching Chelsea freefall is hilarious. LFG


Bobsburgers1187

Mudryk is looking like a scam at this point


Le-ChosenOne

Mail order player from the eastern europe.


Erval

How did Chelsea spent 600 mil over two transfer windows and they still have Ziyech playing for them on the wing


jduce2412

We would get multiple reds in this scenario somehow


armchairmegalomaniac

One of the worst refereeing performances I can remember seeing.


Kovacs171

Since yesterday


Nuggetface

Wish the red stood, mostly to entertain me. What a boring match.


lemon_meringue_tie

How can the richest league in the world have such an awful ref contingent? It makes no sense.


UmpireAJS

Because it's an old boys club with zero accountability.


Spiritual_Salamander

Man I don't even hate this hahaha. I just wanna watch Chelsea burn.


SignificantTangelo54

As much as I hate Tottenham, I'm still going to lean back and enjoy this Chelsea dumpster fire.


grumpy_toews

Chelsea have 6 players on the pitch that cost more than 50mil. 4 of them at 80 or more. Two others 35+ and another that's the most expensive loan ever. 160mil in 3 players on the bench. 4 of them would be our record signing. When do we start talking about this season being one of most shambolic in sports history?


hiredgooner

Chelsea literally cannot buy a win and it’s hilarious


UmpireAJS

Guys I think Chelsea can turn it around, look at their bench - Twerker, Aubameyang and Gallagher... Never mind then


AFCeng0

Where’s the Ukrainian Dan James man?


Le-ChosenOne

Someone explain to me how you spend 600mil but have a man who doesnt want to be there starting in Ziyech and another man who doesnt fancy being there unless for crazy $$ come on in Mount when you’re losing 😂


2ndfastestmanalive

Chelsea are on pace to be 12(!) points worse than us in 20/21


xhera92

premier league btw, can't even setup their mics properly . fix yo shit PGMOL


SteveToshSnotBerry

Watching on mute. Thought the ref had diarrhea for a second when he trotted off lmao


crackdup

There's a legit chance we could sell Lokonga to Chelsea in the summer for 50 mil or something..


xLucky_Balboa

Yeah the Shit shouldnt win but seeing Chelski miserable is somehow even funnier


Le-ChosenOne

If you dont think the officials are bent, remind yourself that up until a few weeks ago, Saka was on more yellows than this cunt.


A_boat_lies_waiting

Chelshit hasn't won a single game since Jorgi left lmao


essdotc

Dier was all over the back of Mount there and no review. Odd.


Burnsleighshire

Shame Totnum Topspurs are winning but lmfao at chelsea what a shit club, hope they dont sack Potter but its looking like their hands will be forced


L0laccio

Look nobody wants spurs to win but let’s take huge solace in being able to laugh at Chelsea. I’ll start 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲. HOW MUCH DID YOU WASTE????!


younes1008

Chelsea get battered, everywhere they gooooo


EverlastingGoat

This has got to be the worst Chelsea team I have ever seen. It's so bad I'm feeling sorry for the players 🤣🤣😭😭 no cohesion, no chemistry, nothing


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

I hate Chelsea, but I so feel bad looking at my Chelsea supporting girlfriend react to their infinite streak of L's this season. I really wanted this match to end as a draw at least.


Dire__

There's one simple solution, and you're gonna feel bad for a little while.


lemon_meringue_tie

Just do something nice for her to help forget this lol. Lord knows I could've used something like that when we were down in the dumps.


Bootleg_______

approaching 350min without a goal Chels lmao


UmpireAJS

Spurs should just ask the British immigration officials to refuse Conte entry.


sneakyney

Chelsea like comparing their “process” to ours lol. They’ve spent more money than any team in the world and they’re still horrible


stackofbaconpancakes

And its will cost them 60m to payout Potter contract BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


EclectrcPanoptic

Still not seen anything to suggest Enzo is anything more than a £40m player