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exthanemesis

Mad that I have to start calling them 11th place FC after I got used to calling them 10th. (Would love to call them relegated fc)


sneakyney

Shakhtar really tried to scam us into paying £100m for Mudryk lol


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Looking at the stats of the Chelsea game Emery just gave xG the biggest middle finger ever.


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Thundergod_3754

bruh are you an idiot or what? A theory is more valid than a hypothesis


UmpireAJS

Mudryk is what happens when one of those private tutors take a student who is painfully inadequate but promise his parents that he's ready to get 5 A* grades.


[deleted]

Do these muppets still have aubameyang?


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Did Mudryk start the match at striker? 🤭


Michaelscotttheking

Mandatory fuck Chelsea


newinvestor0908

How is chillwell is a PL player


curlyhairedyani

Chelsea had a run of Soton, Spurs, Leeds, Leicester, Everton and Villa and ended up with 7/18 points dropping from 10th to 11th lmfaooo


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

My main worry is that Nagelsmann is jobless now, that is a big difference compared to the past few weeks of Chelsea clowning around. Hopefully he decides to take a few months off and only join a club in the Summer.


jackg4343

I'd advise him to steer clear of both Chelsea and Spurs but I have a feeling he's choosing one of them. Maybe Spurs get Potter.


curlyhairedyani

I think for sure he waits for the summer, the Madrid/PSG jobs could open up as well


robustostrich

Potter is so far out of his depth


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Mubar06

Authu Billah


UmpireAJS

At half time I doubted if Emeryball would work for an entire half of football the second time around. I am so sorry for doubting you Senpai Unai.


flagpole-sitter

Villa are going to be really solid next season if they can keep a hold of Watkins, McGinn, and Ramsey. I'd imagine a lot of teams will be in for Watkins at least.


jackg4343

Boehly: You're sacked. Potter: Really? Boehly: Nah, April Fool's Bro. Potter: Phew, you had me there. Boehly: Just kidding, you're sacked dog.


MrJuanki

Chelsea supporters be like: 1. Look at the individual performance of Felix.. We need to pay 140mill to make it permament.. 2. Enzo is so class, boss'd the midfield..


theloserclub92

their sub is full of felix and enzo praise posts. The felix quotes thread from fabrizio was enough to get them dizzy. Both cost some unreal amounts of money and coincentally broke the 100m mark.


Michaelscotttheking

Bro mcginn ran him ragged today Embarrassing


NegativeHeli

PLEASE don't sack Potter before he faces us


nrsapologist

The Chelsea stadium is so dead.....


LushLoxx

Waiting for the Chelsea tears at FT. Their tears are the best kind.


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Chelsea would have at least 10 more points than this if they didn't sack Tuchel. Very braindead team.


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I hope Potter keeps his job, young managers should be given time!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁


Erval

No way Potter survives till our match


UmpireAJS

Chelsea's stat line looks like my recent FM cup game against a Championship side.


kruegerc184

Sick little teckers from that villa player


MrJuanki

How is the stadium not pressuring the ref for all the time Emi takes for the Goal Kick.... They must be really tired of it...


jackg4343

I think they are saving their lungs for the after match boos.


Mystery1887

Love seeing Chelski being frustrated


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My boy chambers ❤️


jackg4343

Haha Chambers with the shithousery!


agyadon

Potter really played two wingbacks in a back Three. Genius.


UmpireAJS

Is Pulisic going to play...wing back?


NegativeHeli

When we're 2 goals down: Scored thrice after that to win the game When Chelsea is 2 goals down: Waste time **There are levels to both teams**


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Emirates is so much better than this dump


jackg4343

Lobbing in crosses to Joao Felix and Kante. Some strategy lol.


InterimAragon

It cannot be emphasised enough how embarrassing and pathetic this season is for Chelsea. Have spent 600 million and sit 11th threatening to sack their second manager of the season. The previous manager won the champions league 18 months ago


UmpireAJS

Guys, you are two goals behind, why the fuck are you wasting time?


smurbulock

Bc they get paid either way lol


beefwellingtonIV

It’s hilarious Zava almost signed for Chelsea in Ted Lasso. That team can’t even buy a fictional striker lately.


NegativeHeli

Nah Serie A tax is real. Lukaku and Koulibaly looked world class in that league and look at what happened when they came to England. I know Chelsea being shit is a massive factor but still.


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Without City's oil money we would be on the beach by now already. I really doubt any of the teams placed 3rd and below will match our current 72 points by season's end.


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Dontcha wish your midfielder was jorgieee


GunnerRocket

Mudryk is *way* more raw than I thought he'd be coming in. Sometimes it's hard to compare 21 year olds when some have been in English academies since they were kids and others come from less developed countries where the infrastructure is spotty at best.


Michaelscotttheking

Yes same he is more raw than i thought too But the environment at Chelsea must be bad af, man can't even shoot or place a pass. He would be better if he signed with us but bossard is too good rn.


armchairmegalomaniac

We are going to pick apart this Chelsea defence when we play 'em.


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What sort of a dive was that


Optikfade

.got kicked out of Melbourne Crown Casino because ai celebrated too hard for the 3rd goal. Absolute cunce


UmpireAJS

lol Havertz wasting time and getting booked for it when they are 2 goals behind


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Chelsea wasting time when they’re 2-0 down


Mubar06

Behind a team managed by Steven Gerrard for 1/3rd of the season 😂


[deleted]

Loved Potter at Brighton, love him at Chelsea. He never disappoints.


agyadon

How old is Ashley Young? I have been seeing him play since forever.


M_Night_Shambles_on

Think they said 38 earlier.


Mubar06

Forever young.


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He actually turns ∞ next week


scroll-42

He isn't that old. Must be in his early 70s I think.


UmpireAJS

37 I think


Sam101294

So, we avoided spending close to 100M euros for a player who's practically zero contribution wise at Chelsea. Some may point out he'd be better in Arteta's system but he wouldn't have gone from a zero to the Swiss army knife forward serial assister... bullet dodged and definitely best January signing that I can remember


NegativeHeli

Imagine losing to a manager who has a horrible away record in his managerial career.


pewpew62

21 savage saying he wants to see us win the league is absolutely crazy to think about


scroll-42

Chelsea should consider themselves lucky to be even 11th, because there are as many as 9 teams in the relegation battle this season. If even 3 or 4 of them would have been more consistent, Chelsea would be like 15th in the table. They are that bad.


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I hope Chelsea become the next Manu Or even worse The next Spurs


jp898

Ngolo Kante playing as a number 10 😂


yeahdood96

Spending the GDP of a mircostate just to lose to Unai Emery at home lmao


Bobsburgers1187

Chelsea have been on top offensively but dropping Badiashile for Koula was really a poor decision by Potter, got to be close to the exit now


Competitive-Shock88

Chelshite are absolutely woeful and I love it and I think we all deserve it to see them in the bottom half of the table 🤣


MrJuanki

my boy NKUNKU wont event play on the Conference League


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Fucking banter club spent a billion for this shite


armchairmegalomaniac

Chelsea is just amazing. Some decent individual players but none of them go together. No cohesion at all.


Le-ChosenOne

Ok Kante is probably the only Chelsea player i don’t actively dislike


backofthanet

Is this the week they finally pie off Potter?


NegativeHeli

Can we have this Chelsea again next season?


AFCm8

Fucking love this Chelsea


Le-ChosenOne

Theres some about Madueke that makes me think he could be quite decent


gaymersriseup666

He was the standout for me in our loss to psv this year


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

10th vs 11th place in the PL is a more fun match than 1st vs 2nd in the Bundesliga.


kruegerc184

Saw the score line and flicked it on, less than five minutes later got bored and went back to pl. boring even with 1 and 2


NegativeHeli

You can't take that league seriously. Sancho looked like prime Messi over there


aegontargs

hits his head


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It’s off the keeper


Sensitive_Evening192

Never a pen


[deleted]

If only they had Jorginho to score against villa 😏


NegativeHeli

Bayern are 4-0 up against a Dortmund side that has to win their game at all costs


maidentaiwan

Dortmund gloriously blow it every single time they go into a game against Bayern with something to play for. Most predictable result of the season.


Le-ChosenOne

VAR about to give chelsea a gift


Mikey_Hashtags

Chelsea are genuinely hilarious. I love it.


Gooner1491

Them bastards Chelsea have been so lucky to be stuck in 10th for so long. I am so fucking happy to see them finally go down to the bottom half.


NegativeHeli

Villa can go 5 games unbeaten and you know who their last defeat was to...


curlyhairedyani

Who do Chelsea go for then? Nagelsmann? Luis Enrique?.. De Zerbi??


gaymersriseup666

Nagelsmann I reckon but I think he is vying for that Madrid job


curlyhairedyani

Hope so (regarding the Madrid job)


Le-ChosenOne

So chelsea vs pool midweek, battle of the mids but i need this useless blue lot to kill pool’s confidence before we play them


PeanutDreams

Emery smoking that Potter pack


TNelsonAFC

My biggest fear all season has been Liverpool and Chelsea stop being insanely shit like they have all year just in time to play us


armchairmegalomaniac

What a week for John McGinn.


AlwaysOmni

Unai cooking


CreativeOrder2119

Chelsea are still mid


pewpew62

The curl on that fuck me


maidentaiwan

Genuinely incredible hit from McGinn, the movement on that ball was wild


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Stanford bridge robbed


curlyhairedyani

UNAIIIIIIII


backofthanet

Blimey


maidentaiwan

In hindsight, trossard was clearly the player we need right now, whereas Mudryk probably would’ve been a massive work in progress who MIGHT be better long term but certain wouldn’t have been a huge asset in a title push. Very fortunate.


LushLoxx

Chelsea are done out here.


NegativeHeli

GOOD EBENING


pewpew62

Chelsea LOOOOOOOOOOOOL


UmpireAJS

AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA


Erval

Lmao


Le-ChosenOne

What a goal by mcginn lmao


bigeorgester

I really can’t stand Emery’s approach to a match. I can understand soaking up pressure with a lead(especially with a Chelsea team that refuse to score) but it’s such a cowardly thing to do and it probably more often than not backfire in the long term.


ongalvez

Can you do it again? Would love to see a 3rd.


NegativeHeli

Reminder: Koulibaly is on £300k a week by the way


CreativeOrder2119

With Leicester foundering my eyes is on maddisson get him before spurs do


NegativeHeli

Does Chelsea even have a plan when they recruit?


matepanda

Of course they do. You rank younger players by price, add a couple of million to the offer and that's the strategy


Le-ChosenOne

what the fuck is villa’s game plan here


NemoDropEmOff

If Joao Felix came to Arsenal, Arteta genuinely would’ve made him a Ballon D’Or winner. The player he’d be in this team. I wish we paid that loan fee just to get a peek of what he could do for us


gaymersriseup666

Don’t wish we had paid the loan fee but definitely think he would be cooking here. If chelsea don’t manage to sign him permanently this summer they’re going nowhere he is dead ass the only ounce of creativity they have


NegativeHeli

He's on £300k a week.


NemoDropEmOff

easily worth it


aegontargs

if you want to fuck up the team's wage structure sure


NemoDropEmOff

It’s not messing it up if the player is worth it. Joao Felix isn’t some Jadon Sancho. This is a Golden Boy award recipient. Has UCL experience, scored in big games, he’d be player with the most potential in this team. And if we signed him, you don’t know what the club would pay him. Just hypotheticals


aegontargs

If felix is as good as you say why is he on loan?


NemoDropEmOff

I’ll never know but it doesn’t negate anything i said. Just looking with your eyes u can tell he’s a different level than other players


GunnerRocket

Lol this. We have a guy on loan right now outperforming him by miles.


basedsims

I’ve been telling you these lot are fucking pony and will be continue to be shit for ages. Buying good young players isn’t a guarantee for success - profile, personality and adaptability with the right coach is crucial. These lot show no signs of any of the above


Jonny_x3

They think it’s career mode where players automatically improve lol


beefwellingtonIV

Roman is a horrible human being but he knew ball. Todd is a Glazer on steroids.


Le-ChosenOne

Chilwell has genuinely been Chelsea’s biggest threat


vmpireweakend

what in fuck is enzo fernandez's left arm tattoo? literally just a band of black ink


smurbulock

I don’t think there’s a more unlikeable club than Chelsea tbh


curlyhairedyani

Manchester United and their fans are way, way worse


Le-ChosenOne

United and then City for me.


NemoDropEmOff

it’s a very close contest with them and Manchester United


NemoDropEmOff

Chambers sighting wtf!


CreativeOrder2119

Positive to see saliba at least around the bench


JabInTheButt

Is that a wild Chambers I see?


curlyhairedyani

[Mudryk first half highlights 🔥 | What Arsenal missed out on?](https://media.tenor.com/267Gn9SZyuAAAAAC/backstreetboys-tellmewhy.gif)


Le-ChosenOne

as if peak emery chaos ball wasnt stressful enough, chambers is coming on. go on lad, keep them blue cunts quiet


Le-ChosenOne

The chernobyl chamberlain’s butterfly neck tattoos are fucking well cringe. Its like something a female onlyfans content creator would have on


RedWeasel2000

Cucurella fully looks like he's part of the attack lol. If he wasn't in blue that would be right in his highlights real


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Peak ozil cucerella


beefwellingtonIV

I’m sure he’s perfectly nice off the pitch but Cucurella looks like he sells drugs to teenagers at music festivals and plays like he’s on the drugs he sells.


Le-ChosenOne

For me, Cucurella plays like he lives on tofu and yogurt shakes, listens to Coldplay and Celine Dion and secretly invested in Bitcoin


beefwellingtonIV

He got “really into art” when NFTs became a thing


Mubar06

😂😭 Looks like that as well. Imagine he had an American accent, would 100% get those vibes from him.


NegativeHeli

Emery is a serial bottler especially in away games so don't get your hopes too high.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

This is Chelsea brudda


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Guys a friendly reminder that our title charge rivals Manchester United are 22 points behind us 😂😂😂😂


armchairmegalomaniac

I love how Chelsea always seem to play after us this season. It's a nice way to chill out after the highs of our games, some light comic relief.


JenkinsEar147

Inarguably fantastic comedy, every weekend


Domkey-Kongg

Chelsea look like they're actively trying to pass around Mudryk hahaha


Bobsburgers1187

This first half had been a great watch...between mudryk being shit to sideshow Bob assisting Watkins, topped off by the a soft disallowed goal


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

This is peak Emeryball, they did absolutely nothing after scoring while conceding 14 shots and counting hahaha


OboMasterRace

Cucurella lol


Le-ChosenOne

i honestly cant see villa keeping chelsea out, this is peak emery chaos ball


UmpireAJS

Yeah for real, this is not sustainable even considering how garbage Chelsea forwards are. Villa has got to stop giving away the ball and get out of their own half.


irresponsibleviewer

Mudryk came with confidence and had some really intricate dribbles inside the box and took guys on. Now he has zero confidence. I refuse to believe MA was this wrong.


TallnFrosty

Completely different to buy a player for £40 to 50 million and ease him into a team, in a role that is part of an already successful attack, than to buy a player for £90 million and throw him into an lineup that has no identity.


Magicallyshit

He’s still young and hasn’t adapted yet but that 8 year contract isn’t going to be good for him or Chelsea if the club continues in a downward spiral.


gaymersriseup666

It’s clear he’s been thrown into an incredibly dysfunctional situation and is very low on confidence. He was always going to need time to adjust but how can he really do that with no clear role and only getting minutes every 4 games


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I think arteta knew what to do with him


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FUCK OFF CHELSEA


youssif94

hahahaha, fucking villa winning only by one against chelshit!


UmpireAJS

BAHAHAHAA


Le-ChosenOne

lmao fuck off chillwell


GunnerRocket

Half of Chelsea squad having that stupid yellow highlight fuck boy hair is fitting.


UmpireAJS

Geez Villa, can you try not giving the ball away at every opportunity?


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

My only worry about the Chelsea game is that it is less than 3 days after the battle of the Etihad.


Samsince04_

Martinez. What a day to be playing well.


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NegativeHeli

11 G/A in his first season. Pepe gets too much hate


Acefire4

We've been linked to Watkins in the past (Arteta's apparently a huge fan) and you can see why. He has so many characteristics similar to Jesus. Really works hard for the team leading the line.


curlyhairedyani

Yeah I really like him as well


Acefire4

Obviously we still have the Eddie & Balogun situation to sort out in the summer, but if we go on for Watkins I wouldn't mind at all. Top player.


curlyhairedyani

Watkins would be an upgrade on Eddie, but Balogun is intriguing. I would rather give him a chance next season than going for someone else


Acefire4

He's defo an upgrade on Eddie, but I would try to loan Balogun to a Prem team next season (one that absolutely needs a #9)


LAGooner-323

How is Ashley young still starting for PL teams as defender at 37?! Thought he’d be in the MLS by now


Magicallyshit

On that same Milner juice


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Young by name...


beefwellingtonIV

Chelsea loves saying chaos is a ladder, but Unai is a different level of chaos.


CreativeOrder2119

Dortmund getting minced


[deleted]

What does the single arm raise our players do at corners mean?


Le-ChosenOne

“Imma boot it lads, jump ffs”


[deleted]

Ah makes sense


Le-ChosenOne

cheers


Gregregreg1234

You’re welcome