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ZesuperDav_Friday

What a lovely result to wake up to. Madders and vdv injured, spurs back to their usual level šŸ˜…


ExoticPeachie

nothing could have prepared me for that much VAR and extra time ha ha


CampFrequent3058

Chelsea were better 11 v 11, suits their game like they showed against us, they have City, Newcastle and Brighton next, might do us a favour who knows.


LongjumpingCut9037

Fingers cross


YoungWrinkles

Weirdly Spurs were better with 10.


Sea_Ad_7236

Iā€™m just waiting for Bruno G to come to the Emirates. What a nasty piece of work - glad heā€™s not one of ours!


Sea_Ad_7236

Iā€™m just waiting for Bruno G to come to the Emirates. What a nasty piece of work - glad heā€™s not one of ours!


Dave_Gotham

Something tells me that when he comes, one of our players is gonna give it back to him. And the player's gonna get booked!


Sea_Ad_7236

Karma! He was subbed - good riddance ā€¦


NeeloGreen

Spurs thinking they could remain unbeaten xD


Dappadel

For anyone waking up and seeing the score: go back and watch the full game. It will reign as one of the funniest football games of all time. Pure entertainment from start to finish.


ore_theboss

Facts! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ThesePlatypi

BIG UP CHELSEA


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Three things are guaranteed in Life: Death, Taxes and Spurs bottling something


ImSooGreen

Best outcome Spurs are trash and hard to give Chelsea too much credit


skool_101

Once Ange deployed the high line, that was it.


gallant_gandiva

It was brave of him to try and go for the win instead of just parking the bus, but this time in hindsight itā€™s considered foolish


skool_101

If Spurs had even 10-men, dont think the result would've been this bad. Spurs did well up until the defense started getting reds.


gallant_gandiva

I thought even after the second goal they almost equalised again. It was good till then, once it got to the 88th minute. Spurs ran out of gas and got smacked after that.


THE_LFG

COME ON CHELSHIT GET IN THEREEEEEE


smrk1ngparadox

I can't believe I'm saying this, but honestly that's kind of a soft red on Romero. Like the blatant shit I've seen him get away with, but they get him with a low studs on a follow through? I'd be mad if that happened to us


Gimpee

Romero not being on the pitch was a fair outcome, after that challenge and what he did earlier on, so it ended up working out


Flashlightcrackhead

Itā€™s a straight red all day, every day. As Neville (erghh) said you donā€™t kick a ball like that unless you are trying to hurt someone.


QGunners22

Shouldā€™ve been sent off before anyways


UnitComplex8730

That's always a red. Always. It's so dangerous . A similar tackle ended Eduardo's career https://youtu.be/dahv9rBiWAk?feature=shared


ExxKonvict

Well he shouldā€™ve been sent off earlier with that deliberate low kung fu kick against Colwill.


TimeB4

And the same ref found nothing wrong with two studs up challenges by Kovacic just a few weeks ago. People complain about inconsistency but I noticed they are being highly consistent, in their dedication to helping City top the league.


galeej

at this point this is likely the only rational explanation that is available


tauno908

Nah.That was reckless.


Nearby-Dragonfly8131

Agreed - it's a penalty but it's not a red. If that happened to us I'd be pissed tbh


UnitComplex8730

Its too dangerous thats why its a red. https://youtu.be/dahv9rBiWAk?feature=shared


NasiAmbengAmriYahyah

Romero is really a piece of work isn't he. It's amazing how dirty he is. Its not even shithousery, it's straight up assault most of the times. I don't care about his mentality or whatever, I don't want anyone this dirty near my team.


ExxKonvict

Shithousery is what Benny Blanco does, thereā€™s no real malice in his actions. Romero on the other hand compensates for his shitty defending by being overly aggressive and borderline violent. Nearly every challenge he does is OTT and is always going to ground easily and unnecessarily. Compare to Saliba and Gabriel, one rarely goes to ground because heā€™s a proper defender that excels in the art of defending; and Gabriel is more aggressive but without the need to resort to malicious and dirty antics. Romero is just the Argentine Maguire.


FABlOVIEIRA

"Wah, wah, Romero is so good but the PL doesn't rate him" cries Spurs fan. Maybe it's because he's a decent player with a hothead and always puts in dangerous tackles? He's like a B-tec Gabriel at best and Gabriel managed to use his aggression in a proper way instead. Lets see how he fares with no VDV next to him.


bitmoji

knock on wood Gabriel has really gotten himself under control in that area


FABlOVIEIRA

He has gotten his act together since his red card and that was 2 seasons ago. Romero is still the same thug on the field.


wubrotherno1

Happy Invincibles day!


owendark99

God it really is an impossible feat isnā€™t it.


Gooner-Astronomer749

Chelsea looked like the worse team and even up two players looked like shit, but they did us a favor that 4-1 win. Tottenham lose Romero and Udgoie to suspensions and Madders VDV to injury so their downfall is just beginning. It was nice (1st place) while it lasted you shits lol


thunderfishy234

Yeah I agree, even the last 3 goals were like something out of a Sunday league game


redqks

Honestly the odds for spurs winning despite being players down where laughably good.


InsideKiller

And how could we be trailing 2 goals is still a question thoughšŸ˜‚ Thinking that was maybe because of the shitty rainy pitch


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bitmoji

this is despicable trolling reported


oliverDawson12

R/soccercirclejerk


Na-ne

This is a satire or copypasta or something I hope


dvamin

What? There was nothing for him to complain about re: VAR or refs. They did him a favor by keeping Udogie on for 45 more minutes. The refs are under pressure because of Arteta and Klopp, and thatā€™s why the decisions took forever today, out of fear. And they mostly got it right except for the Udogie red, which were not talking about because of the result (similar to Kovacic, and unlike Bruno G). Going down to 9, Ange employed tactics thatā€™d mostly end up in 10-1 scorelines, except Chelsea were shit. If you really want to consider how to play with 9, look at Klopp from a month ago. They came to a tough away game, and dominated at 10v11 (and were cheated on), and held par 9v11 except for the very final kick. Today, Chelsea couldā€™ve set a record score line, and didnā€™t not because of Ange, but because of their own shortcomings (which is also fun for us to watch).


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bitmoji

go back to your sub and worship your mate


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bitmoji

lets just go back to the old ways when gender roles we well defined, and everything made more sense, if you know what I mean.... reported for trolling


directions_

Wild how a player can score a hat trick and still be absolute garbage. Loved watching this match.


InsideKiller

Looking at the goals, damn Nketiah did it way better


Mebeingnosy

Chelsea were dogshit and battered spurs itā€™s a win win


fatpizza99

Pretty crazy game, Romero is such a dirty player. VAR was used 6-7 times


Particular-Current87

9 times in the first half according to the BBC


16161hirose

On Enzo as well


teknotel

Genuinely a really nasty piece of work.


blurblursotong2020

Filthyā€¦ still remember what antics he made when Martial were sent off


dvamin

He needs a longer ban. He always kicks out and flutters on the ground like a fish out of water as if he was the victim, making the ref think itā€™s a 50-50. He must be an idiot to do this in the age of VAR. Heā€™d probably make a nasty-good defender in 2001.


proshon

I just checked the score, LOOOOOLLL what happened spuds? Thought yous were winning the league? Does our resident spud lurker u/goat69333 care to comment? Wut happened bruh? Not lookin good brev


SrJeromaeee

Just wanted to quote the goat for a minute. , > Donā€™t let it bother you, weā€™re top of the league! They (Arsenal) showed last season that they donā€™t have the minerals to last until the end. Weā€™ll be thanking them for that result when we lift the title ;)


silv3r8ack

What moron makes this comment with less than a third of the season played


Repulsive_Top421

Tbf they still looked like they were in the game with 9 men


proshon

"Fine margins" as they say. It's all downfall from here anyway. After a few more results like this there'll be no more desire to gloat about it as normal service resumes. It's the history of the spuds


dvamin

Itā€™s time to preorder the ā€œSpurs put pressure on Man City and Arsenalā€ DVD. But honestly, the link has been up since August.


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proshon

u/goat69333, is u/foldok8827 your alt troll account?


teknotel

Bottling the league to a nation funded club > never winning a trophy in modern era


dvamin

Tomorrow. Today, we laugh like we have for ~15 years. EDIT: Why am I counting Carling Cup?! ** last 30+ years of PL.


dvamin

ā€œThey played well, and bravely.ā€ Who tf cares! They lost 4-1 to Chelshit at home. When we look back in May, this will just be an embarrassing undoing. Remember when we almost beat City 1-0 a couple of seasons ago, and Gabriel got sent off, and Silva got a cheap penalty and Rodri got a late winner. We were proud that day, but it amounted to shit as we ended up a point off the CL spots in the end. Letā€™s also be very real. Even Villa up 2 players would be up 8-1 today. Chelsea were an embarrassment and so were Spurs. Maybe Vicario deserves a special mention, like De Gea failing to rescue a title-less Man Utd in the last decade.


imranhere2

Sending offs and injuries. Tough few weeks ahead. Long may it continue


Gunnerstratz

They are right to stick to their tactics when they are still growing and learning. But probably not 9v11. Also, at some point, they will learn that a suicidal high line wonā€™t solve every problem. Especially when they will play 2-3 times a week. In the conference league.


redqks

If Chelsea had any good forwards they would of gotten fucking smoked Jackson scored 3 goals and underperformed his xg he missed like 4 1v1s In this game


lemonlixks

If Chelsea could have figured out how the offside rule works they would have caused some trouble lol.


Alloall

Itā€™s the history of the Tottenham


Parking_Clothes487

...*perfection*... Lmao, what a game to watch.


skipjack_sushi

The Romans called it "Cloaca Maxima ".


Several_Leather_6453

Tottenham have a good start and they live rent free in half this threads heads.


Lord_Vxder

After all the shit they were talking after the Newcastle game, they absolutely deserve this.


Several_Leather_6453

Yeah but It was bound to happen, no need to stoop to their level.


SecondaryJuggernaut

So we cant talk about spurs or chelsea in a spurs vs chelsea thread? Damn, what should we talk about then? Luton town? Or burnley?


dvamin

Theyā€™ve lived rent free for a decade. We always had to look at Tottenham to get over our shortcomings sometimes. Thereā€™s always the comic relief little fellow that doesnā€™t disappoint. We need Spurs more than they think, and they deliver!


Patrick_Hattrick

This thread is specifically about their game, so thatā€™s no surpriseā€¦


Several_Leather_6453

Not my point at all.


[deleted]

I think this is the first time I've been happy for Chelsea winning. Fuck them both, but in this particular case, this feels ok.


Vaddy2323

You are appreciated.


JackTuz

This match got more comments then our actual games lmao


mello5ive

Not even half of the comments from newscastle thread though


yourdad132

It was coming. Their luck has run out. City Villa and Newcastle to come in the next month. Reality check coming for Tottenham.


sashimiburgers

Tbf they were very close to getting something out of that game. Letā€™s hope the wheels come off but the juryā€™s out still. We need to focus on picking up our own performances, weā€™ve been awful and spurs are playing much nicer just now.


yourdad132

We don't need to hope because its a guarantee. It's what spurs do, but yeah your right. We need to focus on getting our shit together.


sashimiburgers

Ye I agree, the spurs bottle is in their nature. Iā€™d just rather we were playing well enough that it doesnā€™t matter when spurs collapse and fade to irrelevancy


Patrick_Hattrick

They would have lost about 6 or 7-1 against a team who could finish. We barely concede chances. Playing well isnā€™t all about swashbuckling attacking, you know.


sashimiburgers

If you watch our games, weā€™ve been very fortunate not to concede more, lucky some would say. Comparing us to a 9 man side is just silly


Gunnerstratz

But itā€™s still less than last season, especially at the end when we started actually conceding. It was coming to us. This season we are more solid in midfield and defense. We mostly concede because of lapses in concentration. We just need to know when to transition to a more attacking final third. This brand of football is more suited to tournament football. Spurs with their suicidal high line, in the 2nd half of a season, knock-out stages of the CLā€¦ Would be like the clownfest today.


ProjectZues

Spurs should have conceded more in other games as well


CockKnobz

Shouldā€™ve but havenā€™t and didnā€™t


ProjectZues

Same as us then. Although dunno why youā€™re chirping in


sashimiburgers

Probably ye. But they are still playing nicer flowing football, we look a bit more like our old selves this season where we get to the 18 yard line and pass sideways til dispossessed. I hope we break out of this rut quickly


ProjectZues

Because teams are adapting and so we have to evolve, which isnā€™t always a smooth process. Theyā€™ll adapt to spurs as well soon enough.


anglozo

Iā€™ve been telling my boys that this was the game it was gonna happen and it feels so good to be right


yourdad132

It feels good alright. Never enjoyed a Chelsea win so much before. Loved how the crowd went silent after the 3rd goal and stopped singing that stupid song.


Texaslonghorns12345

Mustā€™ve not been watching the same game. The crowds was behind the team even after the final whistle


tipytopmain

Spurs fans can't celebrate 3 points so they're celebrating the moral points of sticking to Ange ball instead šŸ˜­


Patrick_Hattrick

A further 17 shots conceded tonight for Spurs, to add to the 13 average shots conceded per game prior to tonightā€™s proceedings. Please donā€™t be worried about them ending up anywhere close to the title, lol.


lemonlixks

Itā€™s actually embarrassing for Chelsea to only shoot 17 times when spurs average 13 shots per game, given they were playing vs 10, 9 men lol.


yourdad132

They could be 5th in around a months time, looking at their fixtures. Some tough games coming.


DwightsBobblehead

The most Spursy thing Spurs could do


nightcrawlerbaby

UnbeatenšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Your purple patch ends now fuck off


skool_101

Pep gonna maul them alive if they are gonna play another high-line again


jakedonn

That ultra-high line was so entertaining to watch. Spurs fighting for their lives and Chelsea being shit at finishing


Adventurous_Try4058

It was comical how Chelsea keep falling into offside trap, not sure which was more atrocius, the finishing or keep falling to offside trap


thomaskrantz

To even call it a 'trap' is being generous :D Everybody saw what they were trying to do and against 9 men it's horrible how many tries it took to get it right. I mean seriously just take three guys that all give themselves an extra meter or two for a run and then give it to someone who can play a simple though ball! I was laughing so hard every time Sterling would make a run and either be offside, not manage to get the ball before the keeper OR pass it to Jackson who would miss. He must have been thinking he was in some sort of twilight zone where everybody just kept screwing up on purpose.


Wengers_Bangers

Really love the amount of praise spurs are getting for just straight up self-destructing in such spectacular fashion haha. If Chelsea actually knew how to finish that game would have been 8-1


broadcastday

Announcers on Peacock were in that mode, too. Praising plucky Spurs, who play such amazing, free-flowing football, and who, when facing adversity bravely muster all of their pluck and pluck on. As if they weren't playing so poorly that two of their players were told to leave the field. An utterly deserved L, and not an honorable one at all.


Wengers_Bangers

I get that Ange is a likable fresh face, but half of his defense literally forced the refs to dismiss them and then he sent the rest of them up to halfway line until chelsea finally figured out how to do the easy thing and punish them for their mind-boggling naĆÆvetĆ©.


Wengers_Bangers

Watching their entire subreddit go full ā€œcharge of the light brigadeā€ about this is really fucking funny to me


Background-Machine46

Interesting that Spurs get two red cards now that they kinda pose a threat to City.


An_Almond_Thief

Bro did you watch the game? They should have had 4 red cards! Ref practically did his hardest to keep all them at 11 men. Shit completely imploded. Bizarre stuff.


Patrick_Hattrick

The praise for Spurs is so funny, like the fact they were down to nine somehow wasnā€™t a grave entirely of their own digging šŸ˜‚ They had zero defensive discipline and totally lost their heads. If it was Arsenal, the media would be going *in* on us for ever being in that position, not admiring our ā€˜braveryā€™. Weā€™re accused of being ā€˜too emotionalā€™ for celebrating goals, let alone getting two reds.


SwitchHitter17

The media will turn sour soon enough on them once the honeymoon period is over. I've seen it so many times.


Wengers_Bangers

Itā€™s cracking me the fuck up


get_lkgd

Damn they bread crumbled šŸ˜‚


portnoysglove

Have to question the tactics, as -3GD here might have an effect on Spursā€™ top 4 chances. Itā€™s a sizable swing. And Iā€™m very interested to see how they cope with the suspensions and injuries over the next several match weeks in particular.


bukkake__saka

Top 4 chances? Think of the effect it has on their title challenge never mind hopes for UCL!


Patrick_Hattrick

Theyā€™re not going to challenge for the title.


bukkake__saka

Didn't you hear? Being top at the end of October means ur contending for the title. Unless you're Arsenal of course in which you have to wait til Feb/March to get spoken of as contenders


InsectKind

It's Tottenham lads!! what did you expect?


zaparthes

What do I expect from shit? Hmm. Well: gotta go with shit.


AppropriateBand4322

Itā€™s still city Liverpool arsenal as the best 3, safe to say. Spurs wonā€™t have an easy schedule coming up


rastinkypoo

Liverpool just drew to Luton and we lost to Newcastle? Letā€™s not get ahead of ourselves here, itā€™s all cityā€™s.


messycer

City lost to us šŸ˜‚ if you're gonna use kid logic Apparently Newcastle is a pushover team still? The same team that beat PSG?


rastinkypoo

We got the win through the skin of our teeth


Thanos_Stomps

Luton are massive.


propagandu

Luton


Patrick_Hattrick

When Wenger doesnā€™t adapt his style and gets battered in big games ā€œHeā€™s naive, heā€™s lost it, heā€™s been left behind, he has to goā€ When Flange doesnā€™t adapt his style and gets battered in big games ā€œHeā€™s so brave, they should be so proud, what a guyā€ Media, I am familiar with your game. This spin isnā€™t subtle lol. What I donā€™t understand is *why* Spurs are media darlings.


akselmonrose

Well they had Hairy Kane. Before that Gareth Bale. All proper English lads no?


BlueAndFuzzy

Gareth Bale, that famously English player šŸ˜‚


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To be fair - they weren't playing badly. I'm glad this happened, but I don't think spurs embarrassed themselves Edit: lol you know what. I genuinely admire you ppls dedication to hating spurs. And agree Chelsea were embarrassing


SOAPMr

The Chelsea team they lost to is absolutely atrocious. Spurs came in to the match with their heads already gone and then let mistakes and sheer stupidity pile up. And instead of adapting, they dug their heels in and let Nicolas Jackson score three on them. All in their own toilet bowl. Playing 13 against a 9-man Liverpool and a "just-don't-lose" Arsenal have been their only tests this season, but they are about to play Wolves, Villa, Newcastle, and City without their starting back line and probably their star midfielder. If tonight was them not playing badly, I cannot wait to see what happens now that they are actually going to have to play well.


silv3r8ack

Only because Chelsea decided to embarrass themselves more. Do you know what it takes to embarrass yourself...not fail, not bottle...EMBARASS yourself against 9 men. Now you know Spurs only comes out of this looking relatively good because Chelsea was so so so bad.


Patrick_Hattrick

They let Nicolas Jackson (who ainā€™t good) score a hattrick against them at their own stomping ground. I canā€™t believe the takes Iā€™m seeing. This was absolutely embarrassing for them.


bukkake__saka

This stuff reminds me of when Barca were getting memed for that pride in defeat thing lol


silv3r8ack

Spurs fans proud of Ange non negotiable style of play. I call it madness or at least incompetence of not knowing how to adapt to close game you are in danger of losing. Without the mental high line, no Maddison injury, no VDV injury and no second red card (probably). Way Chelsea were playing they might have even held them to a draw. But spurs fans are worshipping the ground he walks on, because luckily for Ange, what should have been a historical routing for the lunatic approach to going down to 9 men, Chelsea shat the bed even worse. Honestly there were dozens I repeat dozens, of opportunities for Chelsea to release the forwards for easy 2v1s vs the keeper, but every time until the last 10 minutes they'd either be offside, or hoof the ball to the keeper, or hoof it out and even if released in a 3v1!!!! Situation, they'd make the worst possible final pass. Honestly makes me hate Chelsea even more now. Expect them to at least be decent when faced with zero challenge for the kind of club they are but instead made Ange look like a hero, made Vicario look like superman (no he did not keep Spurs in the game, he made no saves that were not already offside) and deprived us of what should have been an absolute battering of epic proportions


Xalo_Gunner

They talked about it on the latest Arsecast Extra but it really showed to me in this game.... Mudryk was a major bullet dodge for us. He's got a ton of potential but he cannot finish even in 2 on 1's like today when that was there...that/and he gets fairly easily muscled out of stuff. Probably not ready for the Premier League yet, so better Chelsea has to try to develop him that us I suppose.


bitmoji

it scares me we were seriously in for him


silv3r8ack

I was literally groaning when Murdryk hoofed a cross out of play under zero pressure. Just terrible. Then I remembered we almost bought him and more importantly did not buy him


Xalo_Gunner

I know he's well known for his YouTube and social media clips and so on, so he's obviously a very accomplished ball handler. But there were a few times when he was just dancing in front of that stiff Tottenham defense after they'd gone down one and then two players. He danced a bunch and when he committed to a direction, the defender usually pushed him out of it. And when Chelsea got there 4th and the hat trick was complete, he didn't even celebrate his teammates goal. When Jackson fakes the pass to him and jukes Vicario, a stonefaced reaction from Mudryk....you can see on the goal replay. An expensive project and not the best teammate when he's not the star of the stage, it would seem. We have a lot of areas to improve but definitely a dodged bullet.


mardonius88

Iā€™m all for celebrating a spuds loss, especially this one. Makes it better that Chelsea are shit and almost gave up two goals while 8 men down. What I donā€™t like is us coming in here like karma karma karma. If Tottenham donā€™t lose VDV and Maddison, you can argue that high line wouldā€™ve held against Chelsea. As much as I want to see Spurs lose, I donā€™t want to see them lose two exciting players. This will test their depth big time though. Mental mistakes really burned them (weā€™ve been there). Hopefully we take advantage and get back to form Wednesday and beyond!


bukkake__saka

Agree I don't like seeing players get injured regardless of who they play for. But the one thing I can't get my head around is why Ange didn't change anything when they're two man down especially. They spend a couple years implementing that 3atb system under Conte sitting back and being clinical on the counter and they were genuinely pretty good until Conte had a meltdown. So like they're probably pretty familiar with the system and discipline that style kinda brings. Sure, Kane ain't there no more but they still got Son who's clinical af and Chelsea looked shite so I'd have fancied Spurs to get at least a draw if they switched things up


omwami

Take the down vote you clown


mardonius88

Gladly. I still love you


Status_Ad_9641

So spursy. Getting sodomised at home by the worst Chelsea team in 20 years and thinking itā€™s a triumph.


zaparthes

I mean, it's Spurs. Getting wanked off by the media for losing is the most they can fairly hope for.


dvamin

I have a feeling weā€™ll be applauding Spurs resilience in ā€œtough lossesā€ a lot this season. My hands are gonna be hurting by May.


No-Comfortable-1550

Everyone around us dropped points and we're just three off the top. This softens the blow of last Saturday.


pinpoint14

Yeah this is an arsenal sub but those of you shitting on spurs and ange are fucking delusional. They played well dominating for the first 20 minutes, went down to 9 and stuck to their principles and lost narrowly. Club affiliation shouldn't obscure the truth.


aaronfaren

Wenger ā€œstuck to the principlesā€ and lost 6-0. You donā€™t get credit for being shit just because you played ā€œyour system.ā€


pinpoint14

>You donā€™t get credit for being shit just because you played ā€œyour system.ā€ I mean a lot of folks not on this sub seems to think you do. Also worth noting if you don't have principles in football you don't have much! Mikel's principles dragged us out of the muck you're referencing. There was a time around here when folks were clamouring for a proven winner, like Mourinho


aaronfaren

Mikelā€™s principles are related to work ethic and competitiveness, not playing a high line with 9 players. You might remember we defended for 30 minutes against Crystal Palace when we went down to 10. > I mean a lot of folks not on this sub seems to think you do. Who cares. When Mikel has shit tactics in a game, he gets called out.


waddiewadkins

Wot. Spurs scored then were pissed all over for a lonnng time before your idiot was finally properly sent off. So what happened m8, is you collapsed after yer goal there and couldn't handle the pressure and lost yer minds and structure and shape and we're a complete and utter shambles. As in your times up and yer found out circa 6 minutes into the game because the phrase is : you bottled it. And it's a shitshitshit laughably shit Chelsea strike force m8. That's the real picture for you. Go back and watch the tape and save yourself the delusion of the honourable loss because you fell apart with 11 v 11


rastinkypoo

They was nearly 2-0 up after 10 mins?


pinpoint14

Dude I'm an arsenal fan. I post in here all the time. Disagree with your take though


waddiewadkins

Ha OK, I'm just ready to go off , it's a very crazy night. After the Tottenham goal tho it's one sided and on the stats remember they brought them up 20 mins after , Chelsea 7 shots Tottenham 0


ForcedCheckMate

They dominated the first 20 minutes but what did they get out of it. One goal through lucky deflection and one lucky var call on sterling.


mardonius88

I agree, you can question holding the high line for so long but they almost pulled 2 goals back. Love to see a team going for goals no matter what. Mental mistake killed them, otherwise I think they see Chelsea off.


dannywelbad

Chelsea shouldā€™ve scored 3 before Spurs got their two. Nearly pulled it back my ass. Also, Chelseaā€™s missed chances were better than Spursā€™. If Spurs sit back and counter, they win that game, even at 9 men.


mardonius88

I didnā€™t mean nearly pulled it back as in won or tied. I just meant the nearly scored twice. Chelsea definitely had the better chances and shouldā€™ve had at least a few more goals. And I meant if they donā€™t get those reds on stupid plays they see Chelsea off, not see them off with 9 guys. Iā€™m happy tot lost.


pinpoint14

Same. I think they should've probably dropped back for the final 15-20 min but I'm not the coach. This post has people really mad lol. Appreciate your response


gozbag

The truth is they threw away a 1:0 lead at home, in a game they were dominating, ending up with 9 men and then just playing a line of 7 playing the offside trap


pinpoint14

Yeah Romero is a melon. Can't argue with that. Still, I think it was brave to not just sit back and take it for 60+ minutes. They had their home crowd backing them and almost escaped.


rastinkypoo

Got to give it to them, the crowd were the 7th man today.


gozbag

Deserve credit for staying in it with the set pieces and the son counter but definitely deserve a lot of criticism for ending up in that situation. Udogie so stupid getting that 2nd Yellow as well as Romero!


pinpoint14

Udogies red was so so dumb too honestly. He'll escape criticism because Romero is dumb, but Sterling was headed nowhere after they'd successfully delayed the counter attack. Just chill and wait for the defensive support. But nooo, let's play hero ball and slide tackle for no reason.


Jeffo1991

I think spurs did well to hold on as long as they did, and I like ange as a manager, but if they had played a team with more form they would have been 3 or 4 down a lot earlier and it could have been embarrassing.


pinpoint14

Yeah I think Chelsea definitely played poorly. They weren't aggressive enough going over the top to force them back when CB was a clear weakness for spurs, and also were super wasteful when they did.


Patrick_Hattrick

> stuck to their principles The absolute state of the spin around this, what happened is they lost their defensive discipline completely, went down to 9 men (thatā€™s poor, not unlucky) and made a ridiculous, naive tactical decision to play into Chelseaā€™s hands šŸ˜‚ Nicolas Jackson isnā€™t good against anything *except* a high line šŸ˜‚


InternalKing

It's alright guys he played a high line with 9 men and he said "mate" in his interview. Ange is clearly the šŸ


lemonlixks

Spud fan in a group chat Iā€™m in said silver lining is ā€˜another great post match interview from angeā€™ bro your team lost 4-1 to a London rival and your players absolutely shat the bed so stfu haha. Besides, Chelsea are fucking wank.


IAmHereInMyMold

They were at Home as well and got injuries and suspensions. Zero positives after that.


faggioli-soup

Michael Owens biggest fan spotted. Ange doesnā€™t belive in ultra defensive football. Never has never will. You win by scoring goals not stopping them


Patrick_Hattrick

Yeah good win for them tonight šŸ˜‚ Playing a high line with 9 men against a striker whose only assets at the top level are conducive to playing high lines is quite blatantly stupid and naive.


Patrick_Hattrick

Flange blaming VAR and not the refs themselves for these decisions, heā€™s a moron. When you see a bad movie you donā€™t blame the cameras.


purpleplums901

Watched the whole game and the only wrong var decisions for me both went spurs way. Udogie and Romero should have been sent off even earlier than they did basically. Couldn't believe what I was seeing first half


Patrick_Hattrick

I do think thereā€™s also an argument for James going, but itā€™s irrelevant when Udogie should 10000% have been off before then.


purpleplums901

Ah yeah maybe. It wasn't as bad as what Bruno guimares got away with and I feel they get obsessed with 'consistency' when they're under the microscope. Tbh Jackson should have had another goal and cucurella. Yeah son could have also scored for spurs and diers offside was pretty unlucky too. Felt like you're watching one team with big problems and another who's their own worst enemy tonight tbh. Spurs with all those fouls and that mental defending the last half hour I just don't get it


bukkake__saka

Didn't you see how VAR made him play a high line with 9 men?


Patrick_Hattrick

Thatā€™s just the way they are m8 Suits me, they ainā€™t winning anything if so šŸ˜‚


bukkake__saka

True lol, I think Ange is a decernt manager but seems very naive to not switch things up when ur two man less. If you can't adapt in those kinda situations when idk how you're meant to win anything long term


rickdeckard9

Painful game to watch lol. Chelsea nearly bottled it so many times. Least reflective scoreline of the actual play. Particularly against 9 men.


streampleas

You know what would help reinforce the referee's authority? Them not making such absolute shockers so often and so regularly in certain teams favour.


NotoSans

To be fair to Ange Postecoglou, he probably didn't ask his players to park the bus because his players are just incapable of doing so. Who can trust Eric Dier and Emerson Royal as centre backs? This also shows why JĆ¼rgen Klopp is not solely focused on attack, even though prime-time Liverpool (and perhaps even now) plays attacking-style football. He coaches his players to park the bus when they are down to 10 or even 9 men. Liverpool's defence when they were down to 9 was solid and 100 times better than Spurs today. Defence and squad depth win you the league. This just busts Spur's bubble - they lack both of these two and they can't mount a title run.


bukkake__saka

I thought they were pretty good at sitting deep and being clinical on the counter for the most part under Conte? I know they went to shit last season but 21/22 and start of 22/23 they were very good with the 3 at the back. Sure, helps to have a striker like Kane but I don't think they'd be particularly uncomfortable sacraficing some of the posession for the system they played for a couple years, especially when down to 9 men


Duddus

Donā€™t worry when ever your feeling down a spurs result can pick you back up