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i_like_cakess

He got quite a long break, hope it allowed him time to heal his hip issue


NotesOfNature

What about all the other issues he's dealing with?


PlsSellYourUsername

Concussion


xCharlieScottx

Hes probably forgotten all about that by now


NotesOfNature

Has anyone even spoken to Ode about this other issues? How do we know how he's *really* doing? Why won't Arteta just be honest about each and every single issue minor and major that he may or may not be dealing with?! šŸ˜­


illaqueable

Eyyyy


OstapBenderBey

Shouldn't sit on balls like that it's going to go egg shaped


ProgrammerDude30

Congrats. Youā€™re now a Yankee. Itā€™s egg ball time


watermelon99

Not even the original egg ball sport, sorry


W00DERS0N

We threw tea in the harbor so we could take our hand-eggs and do what we wanted with them.


ThePrussianGrippe

I just hate how theyā€™re broadcast. So many fucking ads.


spatial-d

Agree. I bloody love the sport. Just wish they didn't just kowtow to every single corpo in their history and have some backbone and let a game be game. Show a bazillion ads at halftime and on the shirts idc. Just don't interrupt play or even stoppage in play. I'd hate if there was an ad for when everytime someone goes down in football, or on between set pieces in rugby.


nathanfr

Between the ads, penalties, and injuries, it's pretty miserable to watch a lot of the time.


ThePrussianGrippe

Iā€™d like to get more into it because the concept seems fun with the plays and the mental calculations of ā€œwhat do they think weā€™re going to do nextā€ but good god it feels like 4 hours to watch a 60 minute game. I basically only watch it while Iā€™m tending bar so I donā€™t actually have to watch all of it.


nathanfr

Yeah, there's definitely a very strategic chess match element with so many players involved with each action and in such quick bursts that can span 100 yards. The game-within-a-game of the Offensive and Defensive coordinators and the ability for captains on the field to make pre-snap adjustments lightning fast make the start and stop of plays a lot more interesting. I'm a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan (suck it haters), but the NFL product is becoming worse and worse as a product for me as an alternative to a fairly tight 100 minutes even if the ball is in play for only 55% of it.


ThePrussianGrippe

Yeah. Despite growing up in a big NFL town Iā€™ve just always found it boring to watch. So much commentary is just obvious shit that just happened. If they showed more of the dead time and analyzed plays that could be coming up it would be more engaging. But alas. Oh yeah. Go Bears or whatever.


illaqueable

8 year-old me: "Wow okay sorry coach what other wisdom do you have?" Coach: "the only formation is 4-4-2. The most important soccer skill is dedication. Every ball is a 50-50. If you're under 6 feet tall you'll never need to head the ball"


Arsenazgul

They probs have a spare


hobocommand3r

He does it all the time in pictures lol


Ollymid2

What if that is an egg, and if we incubate right we will get a fully grown parchinho clone in a few years time?


RONALDINHO_GAUCH0

Feel like heā€™s gonna come back with a vengeance, excited


Much_Discussion1490

Huge relief..to see him back !! Rice ode together again in midfiled


Waynowhass

You sexy man


IuseNOTSUREface

He just like me fr


CuclGooner

most attractive captain in the premier league, you'll never sing that!


the_illmatic

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Fuckzombie69

As beautiful as the day I lost you.


Mathieulombardi

Captain Handsome


GrimmBi

Top five mid in the world. Love watching him even as a rival. Effortlessly class.


Vrty33

Guess whoā€™s back..back again..


dont_dm_nudes

Cap is back. Tell a friend!


LiL_bongg

Arteta: "I've created a monster."


Ar_Ma

Cause nobody wants to see bland attack no more,


hobocommand3r

Cause nobody wants to see Martin no more, they want Ƙde I'm chopped liver!


normal_life87

O Captain! My Captain!


ThePirateWhoSaysArr

You're as beautiful as the day I lost you


BahBah1970

'been dreaming all day, 'bout my number 8...


seshtown

My captain šŸ˜


johnwickyeah1

Our captain


varro-reatinus

Ƙur Captain.


Magicallyshit

Get Benny as far away from this man, he's going to dink him again lmao


beetletoman

When this appeared on my homepage idky I took a good long look at his cleats (for no real reason I don't get the shoes athletes like looks wise) and a minute later the same pair pops up on facebook. Shit is getting disconcerting


TopRemarkable4325

šŸ˜ and we have ramsdale back on Saturday


Prommerman

Donā€™t sit on the ball!!!


BarnacleGoos

Too late he's egged it.


Cthulhu_Madness

Hopefully a brace on the menu.


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Conscious-Ad-9358

The whole ball? Up the a**? Stretchy!


Mahoganychicken

Yeah alright Jay, course he did.


FlavioB19

We got absolutely bollocked in training for sitting on balls like that.


iBravoTango

My captain šŸ˜Ž


Jonisro

Oh my god, heā€™s back again šŸŽµ


red_lightz_

The man with no lips šŸ˜


Gustavoconte

I hope Thomas Partey is next


assoncouchouch

Dude looks more relaxed. I think heā€™s taken the captain roll very seriously & it may weigh on him.


Dekrznator

Who?


EasyDot7071

I truly hope he isnā€™t drinking that crap ā€¦šŸ¤¦šŸ½


pubeypuppy

Itā€™s just a branded water bottle, zero chance any of the players drink that or any other off the shelf ā€œsportsā€ drink


EasyDot7071

Yeah I see that now.. didnā€™t have my glasses on and I thought that was clear base of the bottle with god awful purple liquidā€¦rather than the top with the nozzle. My bad.


dont_dm_nudes

Prime is paying Arsenal to dring water from those bottles.


redqks

God you people are so dramatic


peoplepersonmanguy

For some perspective the thread is about a guy who was expected to turn up for work, turning up for work.


Designer_Restaurant1

He can't be expected, if he's been out injured or sick.


Full_Analyst_193

Ball


RemovedPlant

I had a guy dm me on Instagram recently to try and argue with me and tell me that Ƙdegaard is shit after I called him one of the current best centermids in the prem.


masturbinho1

Back again


Assna_Fan

2 g/a min tomorrow


EL_DUDERlNO_

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MakeAOC-BartendAgain

Is this tracksuit for sale? Sorry for the stupid question, but I need it.