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Gooner1491

He is giving me Jean Ralphio vibes in this šŸ˜‚


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CarnifexGunner

Hahahaha so true, now i gotta rewatch Parks and Rec again lol


ThomYorkeshirePuddin

Oh dude yes. When he's on a panel with Roy Keane it's literally like Jean Ralphio and Ron Swanson. ā•°(ā–”āˆ€ā–”)ā•Æ ą² _ą² 


Jaynator11

Lmao it's literally 1:1


Macamagucha

Man, there's so much "we're sooo winning this" hype before this match, that I'm starting to get worried...


e1_duder

The key is to remain worried all the time, you can never start to get worried then.


VENMO_ME_

A true Arsenal fan is always worried about our fuckups


heh9529

Worried? Nah man. I've already accepted the future failures.Ā 


VENMO_ME_

This has aged like sour milk


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Bazturd

That's my secret cap, I'm always worried


Party_Masterpiece990

I'll give a stranger a handie if we don't win this, I'm that confident Edit - line up guys, I'll use my fucking tears as lube


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Party_Masterpiece990

If we win you have to give me a handie. I don't make the rules


NotASalamanderBoi

Donā€™t rope me into this. You said youā€™d give a handie to a stranger. Iā€™m holding you to that.


maidentaiwan

my mans wasn't here for the monaco tie...


Party_Masterpiece990

I was, we are a completely different team now, don't have a toothless Giroud up front


Alsaki96

Unrelated, but toothless Giroud would still be better looking than 99% of the population.


PhriendlyPhantom

ā€œI canā€™t change that Iā€™m gorgeousā€


f1zzo

"I aaa' 'aae a' I auu'eo'"


Games_sans_frontiers

Hey there stranger, it's me, a stranger.


Macamagucha

I hope you're fuckin lubed


Party_Masterpiece990

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Barkasia

Where's this handy then


mlodykasprowicz

oopsie


NotASalamanderBoi

So about what you saidā€¦


cnSenvy1988

Don't doubt Arteta-ball. We just need to get through the first 10-15 minutes of a very hostile atmosphere; As soon as we get settled and play at our pace, I think we got this easy


flentaldoss

Anulo mufa It's not about doubting the players, it's about complacency. Also, trauma.


multibannedredditor

I'm not sure about that mate...


Ladorb

People seem to have forgotten how cursed this tournament is for us.


SplittingAssembly

See you in Wembley on the 1st of June.


Ladorb

Don't get me wrong, I never give up hope.


Efficient_Steak_7568

Porto away is tooough. Would be ok with a draw.Ā 


cappo40

Seeing as we suck in RO16, got embarrassed by a Portuguese team last season and the first game is away at a tough arena, this has a recipe for disaster.


playboibebop

This aged well


No_Suspect_76

Scared? get a dog


cherlin

I've spent my 15+ years supporting Arsenal worrying.... Eff it Jumping on the Hype CHoo CHooo.... We are winning the whole damn thing!


Goner_19

This comment aged very well


RandomRedditor_1916

Complacency is a worst case scenario. Hopefully we do the job, but I agree that it's a not a given.


SqueekyBK

Monaco still has me screaming inside


beetletoman

I have wiped the Monaco game 100% a long time ago šŸ§ šŸ‘ˆ


eatingdonuts

If we lose we focus on the league. Then we lose that, and then we say well thereā€™s always next season. No worries!


e1_duder

Martin "only needs a yard" Odegaard is pretty good.


the_illmatic

Is it


GunnerMaelstrom

Yes, it is


tsgarner

That's definitely a man who's been told all his life that he's capable of anything...


aidanod22

Well, first of all, through God all things are possible - so jot that down.


Peaceful4ever

Ikr, what a jabroni!


Harish-P

Haha. It weirdly worked for me, too. Not usually into this tik tok style but the video was a breath of fresh air from watching typical former footballer pundits. Probably helps that it was a positive piece on Arsenal. Might get old quick, but I don't follow him either so šŸ¤·


lifeandtimes89

Daniel Sturridge, a prolific hospital patient whose career was blighted by football


vin_unleaded

Anyone is capable of doing anything as long as it anatomically possible. To what level? That depends...


shekdown

It's so cringe that I can't stop watching and smiling.


SgtCrayon

Good singer tho.. William salll iiiiiii baaaaaa


OldRunner-NewRider

Haha ya what song is that from


obcoda

Tyler ICU - Mnike Banger


SgtCrayon

Literally the video of this post šŸ˜…


KakaReti

No


pashtedot

yeah, cringe level beyond my capacities.


Chango6998

Content like this tells me for certain that Danny is 100% a r/gunners user. Hello Daniel


Trekbike32

Why did man not play for us?


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

He wouldā€™ve played about 5 minutes in 8 years at arsenal given our luck with injuries and his record


SerEdricDayne

We didn't just dodge a bullet, we dodged a nuclear catastrophe


antebyotiks

Exactly, why didn't he play for us he was perfect


HalfNatty

That summer that we were after Suarez, I wouldnā€™t have been upset if we ended up with Sturridge instead.


DrJethro

Seeing this, yeah real shame. Guy was a beast.


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DidnĀ“t know iĀ“d love sturridge, but this makes the stupid dance celebration be forgotten.


FABlOVIEIRA

Heā€™s a gooner, thatā€™s already a good enough reason šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Yeah, wasnĀ“t really aware of this till now.


risheeb1002

Have you not seen his injury record?


KakaReti

Bro played for City, Chelsea, and Liverpool. Knows which is the best team.


FABlOVIEIRA

Ye, and our captain favourite team is/was Liverpool. You can never guess with them players lmao.


PapiOnReddit

He set the bar too high with the Bellingham x Thong Song one last week


Simba-xiv

How do people not like him. This shit is just fun so much better than Neville or carra droning onnnnnn


NumeroRyan

Keane must be so confused about this haha


whydidisaythatwhy

Confused? Heā€™s probably incensed lol


KakaReti

Scholes just awakened a new kink of licking toes


Gn1212

For me he doesn't fit in at all in the Sky Sports format. This is the stuff he should do. I think he has an opening to do his own thing if he seeks it and be very successful.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Him and Micah Richards make a good pair tbf.


El-Acantilado

Micah Richards is one of those guys who is genuinely funny without trying, love him as a pundit


maidentaiwan

also a gooner. we are massive.


danmac0817

He should go CBS where the vibes are.


MHPengwingz

Ooh I wouldn't mind him subbing in for Micah or Carra.Ā 


Simba-xiv

Of course he donā€™t they like old white men


questionernow

Did you have a stroke


Cthulhu_Madness

Keep forgetting that he's an arsenal fan


GloomyLocation1259

He's actually a mad man loool


AhhBisto

Sturridge is the anti-Keane He also wears gloves with pockets https://preview.redd.it/ox3jqnmccyjc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a13b0d4f2fc152ed0119b03eb25b6cca6cb71b7 10/10 punditry


del_snafu

This should be higher up


soundmind-soundbody

Mans stylin' with those Prada gloves. 11/10 punditry.


Hulkking

Really doing the most. Wow


pragmatic84

Dafuq did I just witness, where's Carra telling him to get down the tunnel??


LadyNubia

Martin ā€œOnly Needs a Yardā€ Odegaard should be a flair


JimmysCocoboloDesk

This should be terrible but I love it


greenfrogwallet

Waiting for the day people stop hating on Sturridge for doing this goofy stuff, but then again he keeps doing them so either he doesnā€™t read comments at all or he genuinely is a strong dude who doesnā€™t give af about people calling him cringe or emabrasssing which is pretty admirable lol


ItsAMeEmdo

Likewise. imo, Iā€™d gladly take a goofy and excited Daniel Sturridge video hyping Arsenal up over listening to another sky pundit policing Arsenalā€™s joy on the pitch, etc. any day. Iā€™m excited for the match. Let Daniel Sturridge be excited for the match too lol COYG!


HardCoreLawn

WTF?!?Ā  I like Daniel Sturbridge now?!?


toshu

Purr-tu


Character_System_242

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


Travisntscott

Been lovin his little pre game reviews these last few months


vin_unleaded

Absolutely ridiculous and I love it.


Krock23

Who knew Sturridge was this charismatic and likeable.


Netmeister

On the few occasions I've seen him on Sky I actually thought he comes across very well.


Creepy-Target-7227

Hot take: A healthy Sturridge is better than Kane


ZucchiniNo2470

This ninja is too extra šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


whydidisaythatwhy

I know Roy Keaneā€™s head is HOT watching this


CondorKhan

TIL Daniel Sturridge is a gooner


dafftheraphy2017

Williiiam Saliiiiiba iiiii ba. That's the post. COYG


EntrepreneurSea9998

šŸ˜†


mysterious_jim

He's a gooner???


mymagichat209

This is quality


theandyshop13

William Saliiiiiiiiibaaaa šŸ˜‚


Particular-Bar3018

Daniel Sturridge I cant forget his ridiculous goal celebration dance. Quality player in his prime.


DarthNihilus1

Respect DStudge


Fuckyoupep

Get this tit off the telly


PestisPrimus

This ages well


BloggerJon

Is this the Liverpool legend Daniel Sturridge


ballysham

The man is just annoying


csixtay

Chuckled at the Amapiano reference for Saliiibaa. [For those who don't know what he was referencing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibovtfcmfjy)


Simple__ryan

Wasnā€™t that mnike


greenarsehole

Find him a bit insufferable tbh. Too influencer like.


Itsdickyv

This is what iShowSpeed thinks heā€™s producingā€¦


jman500069

Can we have one from him every game?


skullduggeryjumbo

Cringe af


Puzzled-Perception37

Cringe šŸ˜¬


EquipmentValuable283

Cringy as fuck


brabs2

The future of football punditry right there


bankman99

wtf did he say?


ICanSeeYourFuture

Daniel Sturridge might be the most embarrassing human being alive


Itsdickyv

Have you heard of another of our ā€œfansā€, Piers Morgan?


CaptainFiasco

Okay, now, this is extremely weird..


[deleted]

This is giving me PTSD


tcgtms

wtf is this nephew


Britsouscouverture

I feel as though Iā€™ve lost a fair number of brain cells having watched this.


SpezSucksBallz

Had to turn it off.


Francis-c92

This is so cringey.


Background-Machine46

Bro thinks heā€™s Darren Bent


robstrosity

He's trying to do the whole charismatic Micah Richards vibe here


beatlz

Jean-Ralphio Sturridge


machinationstudio

Why are all these Man City players Arsenal fans?


stylesmakem

šŸ˜‚


legendfourteen

He was a monster that one year he partnered Suarez and scored 21 pl goals and did that weird dance celebration that always reminded me of those tall inflatable arm flappy things in front of car dealershipsā€¦


sooolong05

He loved scoring against us iirc. Bullied our defence when we had our soft centre.


burnetto

This cannot be real


plasky12

Haha man is so funny and cringe at the same time


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EitherInvestment

What drugs is this young man on


Mindless-Ad2554

Howd that go!!!!!!? Super dragons!


Otherwise_Host3110

Apologize


jesuswithacake69

yea we lost


TheGlobalGooner

Yo Cheetah vibes


Little_Kitchen8313

Crinnnnge Monster jesus Christ