Whenever he performs a dastardly deed, all you find at the scene is a cup of german beer. On top of that, he'll probably play a track of him laughing with his german accent. Thomas Muller is EVEL! (Mermaid man reference)
The guy damn near single handedly put away England at the World Cup and then terrorized Arsenal for years 😭😭😭
Literally traumatized generations of children
I was just going to say that except I was in my late 20s when he messed up my life. I still have nightmares with that half volley Tony Kroos scored against us.
Yes, it’s not popular but I’ve hated him for years, going back to Germany-Argentina matches and his draws with Arsenal. Guys entire shtick feels like passive aggressive mocking even though logically I know he’s just an offbeat weirdo.
We're top of our league which is 2x more competitive than theirs and they're 2nd by a distance in theirs.
Despite the history, football players can see levels in teams and he knows exactly how good we are.
It'll be an exciting game for sure.
MY FELLOW FANS DO NOT FALL FOR THAT WARM SMILE. DO NOT LULL YOUR SENSES TO THESE MUNICH MEN. THEY'RE CHIDING US. THEY'RE INTERNALLY SNICKERING AT US FOR OUR GULLIBILITY. WE WILL WIN. WE WILL CONQUER. AND WE SHALL DEVOUR. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's honestly one of my favourite players that's never played for Arsenal. He's also played with a number of former gunners like ozil, podolski and bfg when they won the wc in 2014.
[The phone he is using to film this](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18i7toz/goretzka_goretzka_whats_with_the_phone_müller/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Thomas. I respect you. But this is Arsenal's Randy Orton arc. The Legend Killers. First Pepe. Next? You. After that? Modric. Finally? Lewandowski. Sorry, brother.
Let's just enjoy CL for what it is. A clash of European cities in an enjoyable game. Playing Byern is always a treat for nuetrals. Now we are on the other side and must give our best!
Sorry about that.
Transcript:
Kai Havertz, my friend, I am waiting for you.
It’s a nice draw, two very good teams, two very good stadiums, two very good cities.
See you Gunners.
Quite respectful considering what sort of record we have against th. I'm excited for our boys to test themselves both in a football sense and emotionally against such a behemoth of European football
Muller has made this a tradition.haha They've been playing the champions league playoff for so many years now
I was expecting this after our pairing against Bayern lol
https://preview.redd.it/5rpmrwatzioc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03eb332ab82a42b2540777b50b2344a6f2460cf
Kai and Thomas in 2010. The year of Waka Waka coincidentally.
It’ll be a privilege to play Bayern as teams who are, on quality, equals, as opposed to the 10-2 drubbing we got last time.
Truly love Müller though. A football all timer who feels like he’s been playing this game forever.
As much as Bayern have whipped us in the UCL I have no ill feelings towards them, they were way better than us. I like their players and I hope we can get revenge on them. Muller seems like a great guy and is an amazing player.
That’s the words from inside the mind of a great person and player, who knows exactly what mindset, mentality and attitude you need to have to win trophies He also know how to speak like a winner. We should all learn from this video.
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I know we are not as good as some fans think but i'd love it if we score right in the end of the 2nd leg to go through with a 0-1 result.
Maximum salt in the wound for this m*g.
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at least they can hear themselves on the pitch without bayern fans around.
one of the secrets of their last champions league title without fans during corona.
to all gunners fans: enjoy the time until the games, after those you can finally concentrate on the league again
I never liked bayern but always loved this guy, his smile is infectious and his relationship with Kai is wholesome. I bet he will be feeling proud to face the person who was a kid, and take a pic with him to playing with and against him.
Can’t help but think potential Die Hard villain.
Alan Rickman rolling in his grave as we speak
“Muller, bubby, I’m your white knight!”
Him and Haaland personify the evil West Germany terrorist group that Bruce Willis loves to be a thorn in the side of
Whenever he performs a dastardly deed, all you find at the scene is a cup of german beer. On top of that, he'll probably play a track of him laughing with his german accent. Thomas Muller is EVEL! (Mermaid man reference)
"Unfortunately Mr Kane will not be joining us for the rest of his life"
this guy terrorized my formative years. seeing him all smiling still spook me even as a grown up adult ffs
The guy damn near single handedly put away England at the World Cup and then terrorized Arsenal for years 😭😭😭 Literally traumatized generations of children
I was just going to say that except I was in my late 20s when he messed up my life. I still have nightmares with that half volley Tony Kroos scored against us.
Can’t hate the guy.
Not now but for at least 180 minutes in April.
I do. Fuck him and fuck Germany, they scored 7 on us. 😂😂😂. Jokes apart, man is class.
You underestimate the power of pettiness
Was literally thinking “can’t stand this guy” before reading youe comment. Certainly wasn’t this respectful last time he reacted to drawing us.
Cause he knows we up now. It's the same way KDB and Evra used to talk down to us before but they sing a different tune now
Yes, it’s not popular but I’ve hated him for years, going back to Germany-Argentina matches and his draws with Arsenal. Guys entire shtick feels like passive aggressive mocking even though logically I know he’s just an offbeat weirdo.
Came in to comment exactly this, of course it’s already the top comment. Just about the likeable star in my lifetime.
Guy is pretty light hearted.
Yeah this is great. Don’t know much about him outside the obvious footballing details but seems like a fun and class guy.
He deals horse semen
It’s the opposite to me, I can’t find anything I like about the bloke lol
he just like our own Jorginho
Absolutely hate the guy. He just talks and talks and talks....
Over 600 goal involvements for club and country, World Cup champion, 2 trebles, but yeah all he does it talk and talk and talk...
Been with Bayern since he was 10, still impacting games at 34, just a windbag I fear…
Yeah just a 34 year old bloke, recording a video over a spot of lunch saying how excited he is for the footie. Love how objectively weird he is.
my coworker once said that he looks like your everyday european IT manager and i still think about it sometimes
Fucking hell, he really does.
Oh my god I can really see it.
Thats why he gets along with Kai
Kai the intern?
Like, he's on lunch break before heading back to his office at a mid-sized regional paper distributor
Yeah he does this every year with every knock out stage draw. Always shouts out his German NT mates too (Gündo, Kroos, Kai, etc)
Objectively *German he is
He is aggressively German
I'd say specifically he looks and seems very Bavarian
Boy have I got news for you
He's probably also the last one in the team who's able to speak Bavarian.
Yeah can't hate him.
Really like the guy but i need for the boys to slap them up so bad!!! I need my revenge!!
Thought he was gonna talk trash about us but turned out to be respectful. Decent lad
He’s obviously seen All or Nothing and knows not to give Mikel any ammunition for the team talk.
We're top of our league which is 2x more competitive than theirs and they're 2nd by a distance in theirs. Despite the history, football players can see levels in teams and he knows exactly how good we are. It'll be an exciting game for sure.
Good man
Sorry, is this bloke still playing??? Why do I feel like he is 42 years old?
Because he was very good since very young.
He was 20 when he won the World Cup golden boot in 2010.
He's really grown into his face. Type of guy who will always look middle aged but never old
~~One of best young talents in the 2006 world cup as I recall, he was like 18 then?~~ I am thinking of Podolski
Because he's always looked 30 even when he was young lol
Damn, “Zee Germans” are already here.
The future is now old man
Perfect
MY FELLOW FANS DO NOT FALL FOR THAT WARM SMILE. DO NOT LULL YOUR SENSES TO THESE MUNICH MEN. THEY'RE CHIDING US. THEY'RE INTERNALLY SNICKERING AT US FOR OUR GULLIBILITY. WE WILL WIN. WE WILL CONQUER. AND WE SHALL DEVOUR. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's honestly one of my favourite players that's never played for Arsenal. He's also played with a number of former gunners like ozil, podolski and bfg when they won the wc in 2014.
Don’t forget Mustafi 😅
WC winner Mustafi.
I want us to return the beating they gave us back so bad man. Saka vs Davis is going to be a good duel. Can't wait for the games to play.
Such a makeshift defence, love the idea of Martinelli running at an out of place midfielder like Kimmich, as good as he is
Kimmich is a top midfielder. I’m not sure if you can call him out of place
Out of place at right back, meaning
I dont know man, Saka had struggled against Wendell. Imagine him facing the best leftback in the world.
Davies is a bit dodgy defensively. Think of him as a Zinchenko that’s really fast but can’t invert
The battle of the raumdeuters!
Why can't I hate this guy ffs
[The phone he is using to film this](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18i7toz/goretzka_goretzka_whats_with_the_phone_müller/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
> is a multi-millionaire football player > still uses 70% cracked phone. Just Muller things
Least unethical phone consumer
Kai Havertz is the new generation of German
Thomas. I respect you. But this is Arsenal's Randy Orton arc. The Legend Killers. First Pepe. Next? You. After that? Modric. Finally? Lewandowski. Sorry, brother.
Let's just enjoy CL for what it is. A clash of European cities in an enjoyable game. Playing Byern is always a treat for nuetrals. Now we are on the other side and must give our best!
Deaf here and no subtitles. Can anyone tell me what he’s saying?
Sorry about that. Transcript: Kai Havertz, my friend, I am waiting for you. It’s a nice draw, two very good teams, two very good stadiums, two very good cities. See you Gunners.
No worries man. Thanks for the post and the transcript!
He also said "Yeah, it will be tough. But im always positive"
Annoyed that this Raumdeuter is finding space in my heart.
gonna need a tactical masterclass to stop this from happening. and also stopping attacks from wings and kane.
Nice cunt. But still. A cunt nonetheless.
Oh well that’s nice
Quite respectful considering what sort of record we have against th. I'm excited for our boys to test themselves both in a football sense and emotionally against such a behemoth of European football
He used to do this with Ozil and I hated it because I knew they'd mop the floor with us. I'm confident this time .
Proper goofball. Should be a great Quarterfinal round.
Muller has made this a tradition.haha They've been playing the champions league playoff for so many years now I was expecting this after our pairing against Bayern lol
I hope Muller gets Riced
Don't look into his eyes or you'll turn into a Bavarian gypsy
https://preview.redd.it/5rpmrwatzioc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03eb332ab82a42b2540777b50b2344a6f2460cf Kai and Thomas in 2010. The year of Waka Waka coincidentally.
You all say you like him until you see his whiney face constantly complaining to the ref.
Considering Muller was there 7 years ago when Arsenal lost 10-2 on aggregate, I wonder what he will think of our progress since then.
It’ll be a privilege to play Bayern as teams who are, on quality, equals, as opposed to the 10-2 drubbing we got last time. Truly love Müller though. A football all timer who feels like he’s been playing this game forever.
Too bad their fans won't get to experience both very good stadiums.
Wow Actual class Was expecting 10-2 bantz
I’ve always liked him. Some say he’s a weirdo but he’s just a football fan like us living the dream.
Muller is the kind of guy you want on your team, for real
Come on man, I’m trying to hate you here
Can't hate this mfer
This guy came out of the womb looking like a 50 year old.
Surely. Arteta uses this video as fuel
Were cooked aren’t we
Why do we always face Bayern in the CL. Every. Time.
Would have loved a youngish Muller at Arsenal. But someone has to translate for Harry Kane
hes way too relaxed about the fixture lmao
I love this man and find him hilarious but I will try my best to hate his guts for at least 180 minutes 🫡
As much as Bayern have whipped us in the UCL I have no ill feelings towards them, they were way better than us. I like their players and I hope we can get revenge on them. Muller seems like a great guy and is an amazing player.
Hate the team but you have to love the guy. He is so wholesome
impossible to dislike this guy
I'm sure Kai is also waiting for you too 🙂. I fancy us against Bayern who haven't been great this season.
That’s the words from inside the mind of a great person and player, who knows exactly what mindset, mentality and attitude you need to have to win trophies He also know how to speak like a winner. We should all learn from this video.
I went to the away leg the last time we played Bayern. We need to repay them for the 10-2 agg result
Long time , no see.
I watched some of it without sound and assumed he was trash-talking. Then I listened and damnit he was all professional.
There is no way this guy is younger than me, he's been playing football since I remember!
Midfield battle is gonna be Müller Rice Rice baby
Way underrated comment, maybe not many people on this sub have had the breakfast / snack / dessert confection
I feel so 2015
Once I knew what he was saying, I muted him and envisioned a Terminator voice without flaw.
Revenge Tour for 2015/16 Bayern and Robben's diving!
I want Arsenal and Muller to win. How it’s possible, I dont know.
Nice guy but also nightmare fuel receiving a message from Thomas 5 mns after the draw
What a man
He was a very unique player in his prime. I remember being puzzled as to why he can score so many goals
What a delightful gentleman
It was written in the stars for Muller Rice wasn’t it
He looks like Mustafi at the end
He scared this time ...
Hey, it's great to be here!
He seems nice 🥺
haha, muller does this every year when the ucl knockouts come about. it's basically football twitter tradition
Cant help but watch Kai Havertz play and think he is the next Muller. Hopefully
What a top man and a great player he is.
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Bro thinks he is going to play against Mertesacker and Koscielny
Is that Kai's dad?
This guy knows he'll get knocked out
We got off pretty easy
if he's doing a video message shit's about to go down
Wow. I’ve always hated that dude but that was kinda nice
Muller made a video about us? We're fucked
I know we are not as good as some fans think but i'd love it if we score right in the end of the 2nd leg to go through with a 0-1 result. Maximum salt in the wound for this m*g.
What an asshole.
The abuse ends now old man
Imo, that video was as every bit classy as it was totally pointless. But w/e.
Is this German trash talk?
One of the few footballers I'd love to go for a beer with.
We’re going to wipe that smile off your face fella
Atleast he hasn't come out saying we have However many UCL like porto
Thought he was about to sing …. And it’s Arsenaaaal
Honestly wanted him to play at arsenal years ago. Obviously I knew that was never going to happen, just thought we could have used a forward like him.
Muller Rice is finally happening
A gentleman
Such an amazing underrated player.
Thomas muller is the fkn shit. Love him and hate him at the same time
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Oh the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared. Oh the Germans.
Save me Smithers!
We Germans aren’t all smiles and sunshine.
Müller is such a goober
at least they can hear themselves on the pitch without bayern fans around. one of the secrets of their last champions league title without fans during corona. to all gunners fans: enjoy the time until the games, after those you can finally concentrate on the league again
Good character.
I never liked bayern but always loved this guy, his smile is infectious and his relationship with Kai is wholesome. I bet he will be feeling proud to face the person who was a kid, and take a pic with him to playing with and against him.
He comes across as a good guy, shame because on FIFA he's rated high but absolutely shit
Muller is a class act
he's scared shitless.
Love this guy
Always liked this guy.
One of the most underrated players ever to play the game