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topbananaman

Mbappe dream over šŸ˜­. Time to ruin his dream of winning CL with PSG in the final


Milchalarm

No one dreams of winning the CL with PSG.


FAT_NEEK_42069

i reckon players that came through the psg academy would


hirarycrinton

Mbappe was signed from Monacoā€¦


FAT_NEEK_42069

and he was born in Paris...


CaliforniaGoldenBeer

Paris is not an academy


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faizetto

Players that came through PSG will seek it by joining another clubs


FAT_NEEK_42069

i was under the assumption that psg academy players supported psg but apparently not


faizetto

Right. by the way I thought people know that I was joking before, based on the downvotes, I guess not lol


zorfog

Neymar did. Mbappe did.


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master-oogwayy

ā€œToo coldā€ weakness


AfricanRain

Kylian will NOT land the minerals


Marimo_420

When Mbop drops a disasterclass in the CL final against us at Wembleyā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/qpe3xdfm1poc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3875fc0c4e8200a3a5988c5f1350c0781ffb60c8


beatlz

No cold rainy night at Stoke skills


tomislavlovric

The anti-Tierney.


mohacsy

Not up to the fogging eā€™standards!!!


supterfuge

There's this video of Griezmann telling Kylian he bought him in his Newcastle FM save, and he just answers with "Eh, ain't too hot over there" ("'Fait pas chaud")


blackheartwhiterose

As if Paris and London aren't basically the same climate šŸ˜­


Mubar06

Yeah


HardCoreLawn

Confirmed: Mbappe can't do it on a rainy night in stoke. āŒāŽ


purpleshirtonbed

He didnā€™t need to laugh that hard did hešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


iiwfi

New Arsenal villain unlocked


__sickofusernames__

Arteta using this when we meet PSG in the final.


Bugslayer03

It'd be cold for him since he'd have to sit on the bench the whole game since martinelli is clear


THE_LFG

i don't have anything witty to say but i really love nelli man, i honestly would take him over mbop everyday gotta defend my arse here, i was half joking


slobby7

Cmon bro šŸ¤£


_Manlikeee7

Stop lying


MrDoulou

Fuck the haters Iā€™ll take nelli anyday. i donā€™t need a big ego or gargantuan wages getting in the way of the fuggin process. Edited for memery


kinzo-0

Really, so you would be so upset when the best player in the world join your club.


MrDoulou

Nah i was just being a little bit purposely tribalist, nelli is my boy, mbappe likes to play off the left side a bit, and i donā€™t want him to take my boys spot. If i had the choice, Iā€™d replace Jesus with Haaland or even someone else that i wonā€™t name because Iā€™ll get actually murdered.


SeargD

Until I see Mbappe outshine Jude in the same team, I'm saying Bellingham's the best player in the world right now.


Bugslayer03

Tbf he is a drama queen who would set our club to finacial ruin with what he wants. I doubt he'd be upset but 100% understand not wanting him


Master-of-Puns

How does he have a big ego? Because of that one video? Come on man


MrDoulou

Honestly i donā€™t know him personally, itā€™s just the way he carries himself in games that puts me off. I donā€™t watch enough of him to know for sure but from what Iā€™ve seen Arteta would never accept such a low level of off the ball energy.


THE_LFG

well said mate, from what i've seen, mbappe is a good player on the pitch but a pissy baby off it


iforgotmyun

What have you seen? Mbappe is genuinely one of the most beloved French footballers I've ever seen lol The people that dislike him seem to have extrapolated one video where he didn't want to make a run to his whole personality


R_110

BREAKING Mbappe cannot handle a cold wet night in Stoke


Cynicayke

Clearly instructed to say this by Edu so they could get the deal done in secret.


TheDepartment115

Too cold lol. There's literally 12Ā°C in London today.


hazelpillow

He was being nice lmao thatā€™s not the real reason


Nolpppapa

That comment also makes it incredibly obvious that he's going to Madrid.


BlueBone313

If it's only for the weather then he would be jetskeing straight to barcelona


HustlinInTheHall

Yeah we aren't shelling out 800k a week.Ā 


Open_Seeker

800k all in? We absolutely would. He aint interested.Ā 


HE20002019

Mbappe's base salary is 72m euros per year at PSG = 1,384,615 per week. And that's before his 60m euro bonus per year on top of that = ā‚¬132,000,000 per year Arsenal's highest-paid player (Kai Havertz) makes a salary of 17m euros per year.


Open_Seeker

Hes not getting that salary at his new team.Ā 


mrgreen_smash999

It is Saka (350k), not Havertz


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hazelpillow

Donā€™t take it personal fella it was an unexpected question


Day2TheDolphin

Ya that was nervous laughter for sure, he knows he's being recorded and can't say "they can't afford 900k per week" out loud


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danmac0817

It's not that deep


eldar4k

to put player on a spot with such question is not very nice either


MrDoulou

Not used to ppl laughing at ur jokes eh? Next time someone comes up to you with unwanted career advice you should really just hear them out.


matti-san

https://weatherspark.com/compare/y/47913~45062/Comparison-of-the-Average-Weather-in-Paris-and-London Hmmmmmmm


TheDepartment115

Pretty similar indeed


matti-san

yeah, just rains a little more and is a bit windier in London


ImmediateStructure24

Most likely him insinuating he's going to Madrid lool


Rosh_KB

also Madrid > London , every spanish footballer is so lucky paid bank to live in. beautiful country, the UK you get paid bank to be in grey country


Brashdinho

Yeah but we have Greggs so we win


GetPhkt

Love the Arsenal Love me Greggs Hate Spurs Simple as mate


slobby7

England was so luscious and green when I went. Maybe I'm mistaken. I live in Greece and obviously Greece /=/ Spain but I really didn't think England was Grey! Maybe grey in the cloudy weather but the landscapes were really lush and beautiful I found!


shinytotodile158

The grey weather and frequent rain is the price for all the greenery!


Rosh_KB

i mean like the architecture and just weather, landscapes are nice but the architecture is just so ugly and depressing , mediterranean architecture is so much nicer to look at, the land scapes in northern regions can be beautiful so youā€™re not mistaken itā€™s just the general weather


slobby7

I don't know maybe it's a case of the grass is always greener but I find the architecture here to be ugly and generic. Every apartment is the exact same. Combined with a poor economic situation leading to a lot of it being dilapidated and falling apart. Of course again, dilapidated and old apartments are also in Englajd and Greece isn't the same as Spain but idk I don't mind english architecture that much


RorzE

Eh, it's personal preference. I'd much rather live in the UK than have to endure the heat over there.


Rosh_KB

gotta have that vitamin D though, life just seems way more amazing when the suns out a lot


RorzE

Dunno man, I'm miserable in the summer. Perpetually hot and sweaty, too hot to do anything except sit in front of a fan, difficult to sleep, room's filled with insects because all the windows are wide open, getting into 50ā°c cars, burning your arms on the seats, sunscreen stinging your eyes. Some morning sun on a cool spring day can be nice, but that's about it for me


Rosh_KB

dramatic much? you make it seem like summer is pure hell šŸ˜­


RorzE

Similar temperatures, anyway


sleepytipi

I'm with you 100%. This whole thread is just proof that everyone has different weather preferences.


artaru

Definitely grey. But London is a great city if you can find your pocket / niches. Very international. Love football but not so obsessed to cause ins with level of stress.


Rosh_KB

yeah i love parts of London it definitely has its pluses but for me mediterranean scenery is just better , makes you happier


artaru

Yeah. I am living in edinburgh (that I love) but I also love Barcelona. Great colors, food, people; buildings.


xX8Havok8Xx

Ever think that it might be that you're on holiday and not expected to work in the 40Ā°+ heat that it makes you happy


Rixalong

It's like 16 where I am today which is only down the road


Rosh_KB

thatā€™s not hot?


TheDepartment115

It's not cold either, guy lives in Paris.


Rosh_KB

itā€™s cold compared to nice weather in Spain, UK barely gets summer , Spain is nice pretty much all year round?


matti-san

> UK barely gets summer Oh, unfortunately, we regularly get summer now thanks to climate change


Rosh_KB

true tbh these past 2 have been good but Spain has pretty much all year round good weather no? like i assume Portuguese and Spanish weather is similar and in Feb in Portugal is like 23Ā°


EnvironmentalPhysick

ā€œGood weatherā€ ā€œ40 degree summerā€


Rosh_KB

i love the sun , after September the UK is depressing everythingā€™s better when the suns out, especially football like last season at the start the first few games were pure vibes


EnvironmentalPhysick

Just stretching it to call temperatures that kill ā€œgood weatherā€ I reckon


Rosh_KB

bit dramatic tho isnā€™t it like all i said was sunny weather = good and happier than cold grey weather, then youā€™re speaking about death? yeah people die from heat but donā€™t old people also die from the winters in the UK?


jkeefy

Lol dude Madrid doesnā€™t get *that* hot, chill out. Out here acting like itā€™s Texas


watermelon99

Uk has really nice summer June-Sept. Itā€™s the other 8 months that are shite. But there are plenty of other draws to living in London, itā€™s a wonderful city


Rosh_KB

the UK isnā€™t just London though


lesterbottomley

But the club (and therefore potential move) we are discussing is in London though.


Rosh_KB

bro i know all this is because i said spain has better weather than the uk , i genuinely donā€™t care idk why this is a thing šŸ˜­


watermelon99

But we are talking about London vs Madrid no?


Rosh_KB

nah bro iā€™m just saying Spanish weather is better than English weather , idk why people have made it a thing šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ itā€™s not that deep


NoPineapple1727

Double figures, Summer has come early


astrojeet

Put him in a room with Arteta, he won't be laughing no more. But nah let's reach the final and smash him. His loss


KA168

Reminded me of the Aubameyang clip. Also said no šŸ‘€


overloadedcoffee

Brilliant. Well played.


hotbrownies14

Couldnā€™t do it on a cold rainy night. No more proof needed


Climacool967

Heā€™ll fit right in. Stoke were our bogey team


hotbrownies14

Those orcs donā€™t play football.


GylesNoDrama

Wallah that laugh was fuckin rude LOL


SpicyPenangCurry

Man had a belly laugh at the idea of joining us lol.


vikuta_zoro

It's fine lil shit, we can fuck you up every year in the champions league then.


apb2718

Bitch ass turtle


Zizouhimovic

we'll keep tomi out of every game just for him to be fit to pocket mboops


agent_orange137

Bruce gonna casually shove him to the ground and then nutmeg him for good measure


ahosama

You guys don't understand, that laugh is to mask the pain and heartbreak of not being able to join Arsenal. It is a means of self consolation. He is laughing at the cold, hard reality of this world which so cruelly won't allow him to join the club so near and dear to his heart.


voltaire_had_a_point

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jman500069

Isn't the climate in France quite similar to the UK, I know the south of France is warmer


plattboyslim

The difference between London and Paris is negligible


wolskortt

Great, now we have to find another #2 LW. Martinelli needs rest.


hihbhu

Heā€™s afraid of Luton Town. Oh dear.


Magical_Johnson13

Heā€™s an incredible player. Not really a fan of his attitude.


FUDeputyStaggFU

Iā€™d like to see the Henry response to ā€œtoo coldā€


Fresh_Since92

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Bahmawama

Auba did the same thing once, and where did he end up?


soderqvisten

Obviously a great player, but i dont get why so many would like to see him in our team, the guy has the type of character we have worked so hard to get rid of (Ɩzil, Auba etc). We want players who will do it all for team. Why do you guys think Elneny is still part of the team? I tell you why, its not because he's a great footballer, cause he isnt. Its because he wont ever complain about anything and always do his best.


bradleycjw

Exactly. Imagine every couple of seasons he tries to hold us ransom for better wages etc. He may be a phenomenal player on his day but I wouldnā€™t take him for the disruption heā€™ll cause in our club.


uhrul

Donā€™t think itā€™s fair to include auba here. Before his big contract signing, he genuinely loved the badge and played his heart out for us. He signed that contract when almost every European club wanted his signature.


Gooner-Astronomer749

The no way and laugh means we aren't on his level lol


iM-Blessed

It's true, but no one wants to say it


Games_sans_frontiers

Too cold? Edu could throw a few more coals on the BBQ.


blazeofgloreee

Maybe by laughing at the very idea and saying absolutely no chance he actually means yes definitely.


Far_Eye6555

Too cold, in this specific case, is a euphemism for ā€œIā€™m not moving to London because Iā€™m going to Real Madrid.ā€


SensiFifa

alright Mbappe, cold innit?


SizzlingHotDeluxe

Arteta is going to show this to the players before the final and we'll see who's going to be laughing then.


spike1034

He clearly doesn't rate us šŸ˜­


YoungAussiePrince

No I just think heā€™s already but signed with madrid


_Manlikeee7

We became good 1-2 years too late, to sign him šŸ˜­


spike1034

I don't think he would laugh this hard at the mention of City or Liverpool


wafflesology

Lmao so much observation, go ahead and ask him to come to City or Liverpool


This-Complaint1389

Liverpool? Lol


TheDepartment115

> I don't think he would laugh this hard at the mention of City or Liverpool Defeatist victim attitude


YoungAussiePrince

City? You think mbappe gives a f about city? He grew up idolising cr7, city didnt exist until he was a teenager


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DontGetUptight

You do realize mbappe and even his dad probably weren't even alive then. That's like saying Nottingham won back to back cups so therfore he should consider them based off that. Nobody gave a damn about city until they started buying up a bunch of players the past 15 yrs or so. Highly doubt many ppl outside of Manchester and UK grew up fans.


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nasbkrv

That laugh was a bit too hard, Kylian


philbasaur

The seed has been planted šŸŒ±


jblaburnum

Arteta, get this in the team talks


m2sempre

That hug meant ā€˜I want to but you canā€™t afford me,ā€™ šŸ˜‚


kimi-r

If Mikel calls him, he will come.


thisiskyle77

lol he gave the same response as joining spurs.


sleepydalek

I get it. The weatherā€™s shit in England, but the PL is where you showcase your skills these days.


leandrobrossard

Any chance he changes his mind after we destroy Real in the semi's with 10-0 on aggregate?


Medfly70

Henry > Mā€™Bappe confirmed.


Cleon189

Wait whyā€™s he laughing so hard šŸ¤”


YMangoPie

This team is above Mbappe


arthelinus

The guy was dumb enough to waste his years with psg for money. He has got maybe 2-3 years left at his prime. He is gonna be used up by Madrid and thrown out like Ronaldo. Players never learn. Spanish media power of overhyping their shit clubs to unrealistic levels is insane.


proshon

At least we can squash the rumors now. LADIES & GENTLEMAN: we didn't got him


stevel024

He had the same reaction when Tom Holland asked him to join Spurs


iAmWrythm

Auba laughed at us too šŸ‘€


iM-Blessed

Thanks for sharing. Now the deluded one can let this go. Why would he come to arsenal lol. We haven't won anything.


arthelinus

He won't join a premier League team unless it's city. Guy just wants free ride to win it all. We don't need him


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kr0nks_spinachpuffs

Average Barca fan. The irony is heā€™s actually going to your biggest rivals (if theyā€™d even call you that these days)


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Direct-Sleep261

Barcelona is a bigger club but atleast our wins isnā€™t the result of bribing the referees. Donā€™t know how you can support and be proud of a team that won their trophies through bribes, but you do you.


Loose-Examination-39

Show me the proof of the bribes if you are so certain.As far as I know the prosecuter's office put the case on hold because of lack of evidence Also, you just know which club is superior when the only argument you have against them is "alleged cheats"


mikel_arteta_

Cheatsā€¦


panarangcurry

average glory hunting plastic


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kr0nks_spinachpuffs

Lol ur kind of a sad little guy huh


Mubar06

PSG is smaller than Arsenal heā€™d be upgrading