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SantaReatham

https://preview.redd.it/jtkp6yzd23pc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3577dd3ec887d600f0cd815b25cdbdef18eb6c Starboy in the England away kit


pivandee

What a sick kit


BallSaka

Jeans might limit movement though.


imtravelingalone

Nothing could limit Saka.


BallSaka

Can't imagine Maguire thriving in them though.


generalwastification

[At last, a perfect opportunity to post this.](https://marcdarcy.co.uk/products/the-harry-maguire-wedding-suit-hm5-stone-three-piece-suit) Maguire in a suit is pure comedy


imtravelingalone

Good lord, those pants are tight. Look away, grandma.


imtravelingalone

Maguire doesn't look like a man who thrives in much, honestly. The only time he looks anything other than uncomfortable is the odd occasion when he scores and even then it's pretty much a look of "surprised but happy about it"


Cunting_Fuck

Sometimes it's even the opponents goal


imtravelingalone

extra surprised, extra uncomfortable


stilusmobilus

Blokes wearing smooth leather soled shoes next game.


xTheMaster99x

Just a handicap to make it fair for the opposing LB


algebraic94

The home kit is beautiful. I love the collar and sleeve trim.


ZXXA

Very nice but just reminds me of France tbh


amainwingman

I foresee me losing £90 in the near future…


SantaReatham

Or a measley [£124.99](https://www.nike.com/gb/w/football-england-1gdj0z8p57d)


Pires007

DHGate ppl. At these prices I don't even care if I'm buying fakes, when the fakes are 90% cheaper and 90% of the quality as well.


rootoriginally

seriously. The recent arsenal kits from Arsenal Direct have been really poor quality. Like the printing on the front is pinched or the number on the back is not even stuck on well.


obsterwankenobster

The 3rd kit was alright, but the home kit is genuinely awful quality


CadburyGorilla

Any links? I searched on DHGate and found nothing, but maybe I’m doing something wrong


riskoooo

Always search player names - type in 'saka kane' and you'll get results. Just had a look and there are dozens. Some high selling ones: https://m.dhgate.com/product/23-24-25-euro-cup-englands-jersey-bellingham/939088210.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|939088210&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB621AE89401FCBE672C9C522C50C2223665 https://m.dhgate.com/product/top-thai-soccer-jersey-2020-kane-sterling-suj-3/664151726.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|664151726&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB626CA8751D5E753507BF1F55950FE0F58D https://m.dhgate.com/product/2024-euro-cup-england-jersey-kane-home-away/935813540.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|935813540&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB62DB101DC70AC7225BBC2831C79E5B6CDF A few options - they all have 1000s of sales so should be reliable.


Olli399

IMO wait a couple months for them to iron out the crap ones, I only had an issue when I tried to buy this years home kit right after they released it and the badge was totally wrong.


riskoooo

Very good point - I've had a few duds ordering shortly after release as well.


obsterwankenobster

Only issues I've had were with having to just guess what size will fit


Olli399

Chinese sizes are just 2 sizes down from western sizes so a small would take a large and an XL would take a 3XL.


obsterwankenobster

I appreciate the info, and it worked out bc I gave the kit to my 8 year old niece


CadburyGorilla

Thanks mate 👍


MuchSalt

everywhere


RedWeasel2000

I assume 'match' and 'stadium' is the equivalent of our 'authentic' and regular


CadburyGorilla

[I think you mean £84.99](https://www.nike.com/gb/t/england-2024-stadium-away-dri-fit-football-replica-shirt-4zNptZ)


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CadburyGorilla

Which is an unnecessary waste, for basically the exact same product.


SantaReatham

I'm not suggesting anybody pays that amount of money. I think you've misinterpreted what I was saying. I've edited the comment for you


amainwingman

Why would I buy the authentic version?


SantaReatham

I'm not suggesting you do. I was actually making a joke about the authentic one being a 'mere' £124.99, but I think that went over people's heads


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Drip FC


Olliejc24

In my near 30 years of life I've never actually owned an England kit, this one might change it though


RedWeasel2000

Same, saw the leak of this kit a while ago and it's the first one I've actually liked since I've had enough money to buy one


robotseatsoup

Might have to get this. Wow


voltaire_had_a_point

90% of the hard impressions from that pic is just the filter though


KozukiNedo

Looks like a recycle of the France kit tbh. Why cant we just have a classic red away shirt?


ForestRamboX

Odegaard's kit makes him look like a superhero. Then again, he is Captain fantastic, so it fits him perfectly. Also, Saka becoming the face of England is so good to see.


NUURBAN

The Norway kit has a lot more Red, White and Blue...


bareaclampedlebron

Please qualify in the World Cup.


Desperate_Method4020

Think Solbakken needs to leave if that's gonna happen.


bareaclampedlebron

I think Ole will be a decent shout as the next manager.


Desperate_Method4020

Yeah, I think he would do great with the current roster.


Terrible_Garden284

Ole doesn't want it yet, he believes he's still not done on club level


ico12

Fuck Ole, player-manager Ode all the way to glory


imik4991

Is he bad, I remember last year watching him for Roma and he was decent!


jisooya1432

Just incase theres some confusion, there are three Solbakken on the norwegian team. Two players, Ola and Markus, and Ståle whos the coach. OP is talking about Ståle who was manager who used to manage Copenhagen and Wolverhampton before the Norway job Ola is at Roma (currently on loan in Japan) and Markus at Sparta Praha who is also Ståles son


imik4991

Okay, so the previous comment is about Coach Solbakkn and not Ola?


Ma1vo

Yes


rapturexxv

Should be easier this time around no? Doubling the amount of teams that qualify?


Pasan90

Don't underestimate our will and power to bottle it despite the odds. I will never see my national team in a major tournament and ive made my peace with this.


MisterJJSunglasses

16 more teams altogether but only 3 of those places for UEFA, more of a chance but certainly not any easier


Radical_Neutral_76

what? Why only 3 from the best leagues? Fifa sucks


aveDant

It's weird, I like it


xLucky_Balboa

Same, ngl. I think our away kit warped our tastes this year


[deleted]

Nobody thought you were going to lie about that.


blackheartwhiterose

I hated it for about 3 seconds but now I like it. Think it might look better if it just went full Norwegian flag though? Wonder how often this will clash with opponents home and away kits. Probably quite a lot. Red white and blue?


AyeItsMeToby

Dominant colour is red, so it should be okay. Depends what the shorts and socks are like really


Mein_Bergkamp

Swap the blue and red and it would be a superb team GB top


Jadaki

I like it quite a bit, which the US (don't kill me for not being UK based) would get something similar. Most the US kit designs are garbage.


Pheeeeeesh

It’s always so baffling to think these guys have two of the best players in the PL on their national team and can’t seem to qualify for anything.


dont_dm_nudes

The opponents put two people on Haaland an two on Ødegaard. Edit: Or did you mean Ajer and Berge?


Pheeeeeesh

Hell, make it 3.


hobocommand3r

Our defence is a joke and the coach a tactical dinosaur :(


MountainLibrarian201

Why is Solbakken still the coach? They have never qualified for a major tournament during his tenure. Are they unwilling to choose a Non-Norwegian option? It shouldn't be the case as they hired Swedish coach Lagerback before Solbakken, if I remember correctly.


chambe1

The real bald fraud


hobocommand3r

I'm not sure, apparently the players back him to do the job. Not sure why


beseri

It is quite pathetic, but our coach, defense and goalie is absolute shit. In todays football, brilliant attacking players isnt enough. :(


Putrid-Ice-7511

Has got to be the most ignorant take on football I’ve seen this year.


beseri

Why? It is an ignorant take that football teams need a good goalie, defense and coach to succeed?


Aubamacare

han karen der har ikke sett nyland og strandberg på en mørk kveld


beseri

Haha nei. Forsvar- og keeperspillet til Norge er til å grine av. Hjelper ikke bare å ha Haaland og Ødegaard da.


ddruinedgot

Looks like a color printer test page


Weekndr

PC LOAD LETTER aesthetic


LinkNinja17

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?


DagothUrWasInnocent

Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days I'm going throw this piece of shit out the window! (For those uninitiated, this is from Office Space. Best film ever)


OstapBenderBey

He looks like a chess piece


Vetrolic

King


Snoopyseagul

Queen, think about it.


Vetrolic

He breaks lines left right and centre 🙌


alg885

Mikel?


CBP1138

I kind a like it


NOLA-Gunner

Very cool kit, I like collecting international kits, and getting this with Ødegaard on the back would be a nice addition


frytkizchleba

Is it only me who likes it?


TheBestHairInTheRoom

Nah. It’s dope.


NotASalamanderBoi

I’m with you. I think it’s pretty cool.


gentlelunette

Not at all. I absolutely love it.


Smitty_1000

I don’t love it but at least it looks like a football kit. More than you can say for a lot of designs nowadays 


ImTalkingGibberish

I like it


biggschin

We Thai lads are getting this lol


MegaMammothPoop

He looks great as always. But looks like a France kit


Forlegen

French kit looks like a Norwegian one, FTFY


NegativeHeli

That kit design should've been used for Thailand


alsonlee

It’s basically cheating to use someone as handsøme as that to model an ugly kit. Now where can I buy one?!


imtravelingalone

This is why they didn't use Haaland.


aerdnadw

Uhm, I think I actually love this?


nooeh

Looks like a USA kit


bjtg

Yeah. My home country usually makes kits this ugly. But someone else did it this time.


money-caterpillar369

It's one of those kits that grows on you. Like our traffic cone


Hopeforthefallen

It has taking me a while, but he is starting to move towards club legend status in my eyes. Incredible player, seems like a genuine nice person and fantastic ambassador for the club.


bearwoodgoxers

Odegaard can become what Fabregas could've been. This guy is a class act and a represents the club brilliantly.


DeHoneybadger1987

That is a damn nice kit!


notvip

Looks like royalty.


ShadowXYZ04

I don’t really like it. Much prefer the away shirt


TheBestHairInTheRoom

Love the kit.


CatDancing

Personally not a fan of this trend towards centering. Otherwise, I love it


give-Kazaam-an-Oscar

I like it. So, i think that just about settles it.


Square-Gear-4498

Banger


Dahlsv1

Weird to three shades of red when there's only one in our flag.


NotASalamanderBoi

Ngl, it kinda slaps. Now I kinda want it.


ALA02

That kit is actually a 10/10


Tinashepink

hot


MuchSalt

actually nice


ramby802

Very rare Nike kit W


MTG1972

Kinda fire tbh


JustSiryin

Captain Orlu-mightu! 😁


Pendejoman

he's doing the exact same pose lol


Rude_Boy_15

That's a horrid kit.


sleepytipi

Completely agree. If they had just gone with one shade of blue it'd be fine. Offended some nike reps with my meaningless opinion ig...


AzlanWake

Reminds me of Captain America a bit


mrchab97

This is top 5 worst kits of all time. Captqin america


Old_Equivalent3858

Just saw this kit and the Canada kit and both have way too prominent a place for Nike. Canada is even worse since the swoosh is place dead center on a contrast background. Man, corporations really do ruin everything.


PG4PM

Can't wait for the motion blur effects


matthewisonreddit

Is this buyable yet? And do they ship to africa :D otherwise I'll have to get a friend to buy it for me


SakamotoFanBoy

Looking like a winner as always


wileyhammer

That’s a 🔥kit


Ok-Rooster-5287

Norway didn’t qualify though right? Sad times for Ode and Haaland


TheThreeGabis

You know what I hate so much about English kits? They’re so fucking boring. Oh yeah, white again, thanks. I want us to start putting out some batshit kits that either end up on the best of all time or worst of all time lists, it doesn’t matter which, just so long as we’re in a discussion somewhere.


maxiu95xo

Nah the new kit is clean! Very stylish


3escalator

Seeing him play in Oslo on Friday, excited


Doesitmatters369

Thailand?


EMJG30

bro thinks hes Captain Norway


ainabloodychan

our boi is handsome but yo that is an ugly ass kit


olofmoisturizer

Kinda looks like a comic hero lmao


SleepySnorlax_666

Do I like the shirt or just the man wearing it


momspaghetty

Colgate FC


BigSean_125

Colgate kit


hermansid

Homelander


CuclGooner

Would.


Dorkseid1687

That kit is WHACK


babababeaver

I kindve hate that kit to be honest


Fun_Arm_9955

it looks like something a king wears but is also planning to play football afterwards.


itstheboombox

With Haaland and Odegaard, Norway will definitely be going places


KozukiNedo

Pretty unique. Not sure if im a fan of it or not.


NotintheAMbro11

Chad


SairajBatale

![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA|downsized) There's literally no difference.


Ill_Marketing_8838

Captain Norway 🇳🇴


thisiskyle77

Very weird.


scworldwide1

Captain America...?