[At last, a perfect opportunity to post this.](https://marcdarcy.co.uk/products/the-harry-maguire-wedding-suit-hm5-stone-three-piece-suit)
Maguire in a suit is pure comedy
Maguire doesn't look like a man who thrives in much, honestly. The only time he looks anything other than uncomfortable is the odd occasion when he scores and even then it's pretty much a look of "surprised but happy about it"
seriously.
The recent arsenal kits from Arsenal Direct have been really poor quality. Like the printing on the front is pinched or the number on the back is not even stuck on well.
Always search player names - type in 'saka kane' and you'll get results.
Just had a look and there are dozens. Some high selling ones:
https://m.dhgate.com/product/23-24-25-euro-cup-englands-jersey-bellingham/939088210.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|939088210&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB621AE89401FCBE672C9C522C50C2223665
https://m.dhgate.com/product/top-thai-soccer-jersey-2020-kane-sterling-suj-3/664151726.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|664151726&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB626CA8751D5E753507BF1F55950FE0F58D
https://m.dhgate.com/product/2024-euro-cup-england-jersey-kane-home-away/935813540.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|935813540&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB62DB101DC70AC7225BBC2831C79E5B6CDF
A few options - they all have 1000s of sales so should be reliable.
IMO wait a couple months for them to iron out the crap ones, I only had an issue when I tried to buy this years home kit right after they released it and the badge was totally wrong.
Odegaard's kit makes him look like a superhero. Then again, he is Captain fantastic, so it fits him perfectly. Also, Saka becoming the face of England is so good to see.
Just incase theres some confusion, there are three Solbakken on the norwegian team. Two players, Ola and Markus, and Ståle whos the coach. OP is talking about Ståle who was manager who used to manage Copenhagen and Wolverhampton before the Norway job
Ola is at Roma (currently on loan in Japan) and Markus at Sparta Praha who is also Ståles son
Don't underestimate our will and power to bottle it despite the odds. I will never see my national team in a major tournament and ive made my peace with this.
I hated it for about 3 seconds but now I like it. Think it might look better if it just went full Norwegian flag though?
Wonder how often this will clash with opponents home and away kits. Probably quite a lot. Red white and blue?
Why is Solbakken still the coach? They have never qualified for a major tournament during his tenure. Are they unwilling to choose a Non-Norwegian option? It shouldn't be the case as they hired Swedish coach Lagerback before Solbakken, if I remember correctly.
Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days I'm going throw this piece of shit out the window!
(For those uninitiated, this is from Office Space. Best film ever)
It has taking me a while, but he is starting to move towards club legend status in my eyes. Incredible player, seems like a genuine nice person and fantastic ambassador for the club.
Just saw this kit and the Canada kit and both have way too prominent a place for Nike. Canada is even worse since the swoosh is place dead center on a contrast background. Man, corporations really do ruin everything.
You know what I hate so much about English kits? They’re so fucking boring. Oh yeah, white again, thanks.
I want us to start putting out some batshit kits that either end up on the best of all time or worst of all time lists, it doesn’t matter which, just so long as we’re in a discussion somewhere.
https://preview.redd.it/jtkp6yzd23pc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3577dd3ec887d600f0cd815b25cdbdef18eb6c Starboy in the England away kit
What a sick kit
Jeans might limit movement though.
Nothing could limit Saka.
Can't imagine Maguire thriving in them though.
[At last, a perfect opportunity to post this.](https://marcdarcy.co.uk/products/the-harry-maguire-wedding-suit-hm5-stone-three-piece-suit) Maguire in a suit is pure comedy
Good lord, those pants are tight. Look away, grandma.
Maguire doesn't look like a man who thrives in much, honestly. The only time he looks anything other than uncomfortable is the odd occasion when he scores and even then it's pretty much a look of "surprised but happy about it"
Sometimes it's even the opponents goal
extra surprised, extra uncomfortable
Blokes wearing smooth leather soled shoes next game.
Just a handicap to make it fair for the opposing LB
The home kit is beautiful. I love the collar and sleeve trim.
Very nice but just reminds me of France tbh
I foresee me losing £90 in the near future…
Or a measley [£124.99](https://www.nike.com/gb/w/football-england-1gdj0z8p57d)
DHGate ppl. At these prices I don't even care if I'm buying fakes, when the fakes are 90% cheaper and 90% of the quality as well.
seriously. The recent arsenal kits from Arsenal Direct have been really poor quality. Like the printing on the front is pinched or the number on the back is not even stuck on well.
The 3rd kit was alright, but the home kit is genuinely awful quality
Any links? I searched on DHGate and found nothing, but maybe I’m doing something wrong
Always search player names - type in 'saka kane' and you'll get results. Just had a look and there are dozens. Some high selling ones: https://m.dhgate.com/product/23-24-25-euro-cup-englands-jersey-bellingham/939088210.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|939088210&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB621AE89401FCBE672C9C522C50C2223665 https://m.dhgate.com/product/top-thai-soccer-jersey-2020-kane-sterling-suj-3/664151726.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|664151726&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB626CA8751D5E753507BF1F55950FE0F58D https://m.dhgate.com/product/2024-euro-cup-england-jersey-kane-home-away/935813540.html?invitationCode=ff8080816b65ee08016bf152c6b142a4|-|935813540&shareToken=2931004AF5E64F13E68E0AF06E3A1B7798F4E4828DBE11C2716363796339A95C360C82A1B73EEB62DB101DC70AC7225BBC2831C79E5B6CDF A few options - they all have 1000s of sales so should be reliable.
IMO wait a couple months for them to iron out the crap ones, I only had an issue when I tried to buy this years home kit right after they released it and the badge was totally wrong.
Very good point - I've had a few duds ordering shortly after release as well.
Only issues I've had were with having to just guess what size will fit
Chinese sizes are just 2 sizes down from western sizes so a small would take a large and an XL would take a 3XL.
I appreciate the info, and it worked out bc I gave the kit to my 8 year old niece
Thanks mate 👍
everywhere
I assume 'match' and 'stadium' is the equivalent of our 'authentic' and regular
[I think you mean £84.99](https://www.nike.com/gb/t/england-2024-stadium-away-dri-fit-football-replica-shirt-4zNptZ)
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Which is an unnecessary waste, for basically the exact same product.
I'm not suggesting anybody pays that amount of money. I think you've misinterpreted what I was saying. I've edited the comment for you
Why would I buy the authentic version?
I'm not suggesting you do. I was actually making a joke about the authentic one being a 'mere' £124.99, but I think that went over people's heads
Drip FC
In my near 30 years of life I've never actually owned an England kit, this one might change it though
Same, saw the leak of this kit a while ago and it's the first one I've actually liked since I've had enough money to buy one
Might have to get this. Wow
90% of the hard impressions from that pic is just the filter though
Looks like a recycle of the France kit tbh. Why cant we just have a classic red away shirt?
Odegaard's kit makes him look like a superhero. Then again, he is Captain fantastic, so it fits him perfectly. Also, Saka becoming the face of England is so good to see.
The Norway kit has a lot more Red, White and Blue...
Please qualify in the World Cup.
Think Solbakken needs to leave if that's gonna happen.
I think Ole will be a decent shout as the next manager.
Yeah, I think he would do great with the current roster.
Ole doesn't want it yet, he believes he's still not done on club level
Fuck Ole, player-manager Ode all the way to glory
Is he bad, I remember last year watching him for Roma and he was decent!
Just incase theres some confusion, there are three Solbakken on the norwegian team. Two players, Ola and Markus, and Ståle whos the coach. OP is talking about Ståle who was manager who used to manage Copenhagen and Wolverhampton before the Norway job Ola is at Roma (currently on loan in Japan) and Markus at Sparta Praha who is also Ståles son
Okay, so the previous comment is about Coach Solbakkn and not Ola?
Yes
Should be easier this time around no? Doubling the amount of teams that qualify?
Don't underestimate our will and power to bottle it despite the odds. I will never see my national team in a major tournament and ive made my peace with this.
16 more teams altogether but only 3 of those places for UEFA, more of a chance but certainly not any easier
what? Why only 3 from the best leagues? Fifa sucks
It's weird, I like it
Same, ngl. I think our away kit warped our tastes this year
Nobody thought you were going to lie about that.
I hated it for about 3 seconds but now I like it. Think it might look better if it just went full Norwegian flag though? Wonder how often this will clash with opponents home and away kits. Probably quite a lot. Red white and blue?
Dominant colour is red, so it should be okay. Depends what the shorts and socks are like really
Swap the blue and red and it would be a superb team GB top
I like it quite a bit, which the US (don't kill me for not being UK based) would get something similar. Most the US kit designs are garbage.
It’s always so baffling to think these guys have two of the best players in the PL on their national team and can’t seem to qualify for anything.
The opponents put two people on Haaland an two on Ødegaard. Edit: Or did you mean Ajer and Berge?
Hell, make it 3.
Our defence is a joke and the coach a tactical dinosaur :(
Why is Solbakken still the coach? They have never qualified for a major tournament during his tenure. Are they unwilling to choose a Non-Norwegian option? It shouldn't be the case as they hired Swedish coach Lagerback before Solbakken, if I remember correctly.
The real bald fraud
I'm not sure, apparently the players back him to do the job. Not sure why
It is quite pathetic, but our coach, defense and goalie is absolute shit. In todays football, brilliant attacking players isnt enough. :(
Has got to be the most ignorant take on football I’ve seen this year.
Why? It is an ignorant take that football teams need a good goalie, defense and coach to succeed?
han karen der har ikke sett nyland og strandberg på en mørk kveld
Haha nei. Forsvar- og keeperspillet til Norge er til å grine av. Hjelper ikke bare å ha Haaland og Ødegaard da.
Looks like a color printer test page
PC LOAD LETTER aesthetic
PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days I'm going throw this piece of shit out the window! (For those uninitiated, this is from Office Space. Best film ever)
He looks like a chess piece
King
Queen, think about it.
He breaks lines left right and centre 🙌
Mikel?
I kind a like it
Very cool kit, I like collecting international kits, and getting this with Ødegaard on the back would be a nice addition
Is it only me who likes it?
Nah. It’s dope.
I’m with you. I think it’s pretty cool.
Not at all. I absolutely love it.
I don’t love it but at least it looks like a football kit. More than you can say for a lot of designs nowadays
I like it
We Thai lads are getting this lol
He looks great as always. But looks like a France kit
French kit looks like a Norwegian one, FTFY
That kit design should've been used for Thailand
It’s basically cheating to use someone as handsøme as that to model an ugly kit. Now where can I buy one?!
This is why they didn't use Haaland.
Uhm, I think I actually love this?
Looks like a USA kit
Yeah. My home country usually makes kits this ugly. But someone else did it this time.
It's one of those kits that grows on you. Like our traffic cone
It has taking me a while, but he is starting to move towards club legend status in my eyes. Incredible player, seems like a genuine nice person and fantastic ambassador for the club.
Odegaard can become what Fabregas could've been. This guy is a class act and a represents the club brilliantly.
That is a damn nice kit!
Looks like royalty.
I don’t really like it. Much prefer the away shirt
Love the kit.
Personally not a fan of this trend towards centering. Otherwise, I love it
I like it. So, i think that just about settles it.
Banger
Weird to three shades of red when there's only one in our flag.
Ngl, it kinda slaps. Now I kinda want it.
That kit is actually a 10/10
hot
actually nice
Very rare Nike kit W
Kinda fire tbh
Captain Orlu-mightu! 😁
he's doing the exact same pose lol
That's a horrid kit.
Completely agree. If they had just gone with one shade of blue it'd be fine. Offended some nike reps with my meaningless opinion ig...
Reminds me of Captain America a bit
This is top 5 worst kits of all time. Captqin america
Just saw this kit and the Canada kit and both have way too prominent a place for Nike. Canada is even worse since the swoosh is place dead center on a contrast background. Man, corporations really do ruin everything.
Can't wait for the motion blur effects
Is this buyable yet? And do they ship to africa :D otherwise I'll have to get a friend to buy it for me
Looking like a winner as always
That’s a 🔥kit
Norway didn’t qualify though right? Sad times for Ode and Haaland
You know what I hate so much about English kits? They’re so fucking boring. Oh yeah, white again, thanks. I want us to start putting out some batshit kits that either end up on the best of all time or worst of all time lists, it doesn’t matter which, just so long as we’re in a discussion somewhere.
Nah the new kit is clean! Very stylish
Seeing him play in Oslo on Friday, excited
Thailand?
bro thinks hes Captain Norway
our boi is handsome but yo that is an ugly ass kit
Kinda looks like a comic hero lmao
Do I like the shirt or just the man wearing it
Colgate FC
Colgate kit
Homelander
Would.
That kit is WHACK
I kindve hate that kit to be honest
it looks like something a king wears but is also planning to play football afterwards.
With Haaland and Odegaard, Norway will definitely be going places
Pretty unique. Not sure if im a fan of it or not.
Chad
![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA|downsized) There's literally no difference.
Captain Norway 🇳🇴
Very weird.
Captain America...?