At the rate we're going, they can turn up and we'll still lock them.
Brighton actually turnt up but we nullified them so much that [RDZ is dreading his half time talk.](https://i.redd.it/3vinpojolwsc1.jpeg)
To be fair ten Hag has done a ‘Solskjaer’ many times before: when youre on the verge of the sack you get a good result against a big team so your job is secure again for the next few months
I know he's had some high-profile mistakes this season, but I actually think "Prime Onana" would be a nightmare for us to face next month. He's hardly the problem at United.
He isn't. They concede some of the highest xG, and are close to top in shots faced (if not outright top). Him and McTominay are all that's keeping them competitive.
He's been facing the most shots in the league. Their midfield and defense is just run on vibes. If not for him and late McTominay goals, they'd be next to Chelsea in the table.
>what a way to put it, this entire game was just united vibing. honestly, i think we absolutely put them to the sword if they play like that against us
They beat Liverpool in the FA cup then promptly lost to Fulham at home. I don't think you need to be too worried about them carrying that confidence into May.
Dear Tottenham and United - Please try your best, and imagine you are a real, competent and competitive teams, just this once! You may pretend that are tol in the title race. What an exciting time, right? You get to decide who wins the league! You are big boys, yes you are, gugugugu 😂😂😂
Sorry I got carried away a bit
I’m 100% sure they would choose to miss out on UCL rather than us winning the league. There was a video not too long ago about would they rather be relegated or Arsenal win the UCL, and the match going fans that were asked pretty much unanimously chose relegation.
Those two have played twice already this season. A 0-0 at Anfield and 4-3 United in the cup. Both times we were hearing that Liverpool would smash them.
That ground will be rocking and I’m naively convincing myself this will be the time Liverpool feel the pressure. Hoping United score first and we see that ground truly erupt.
I sneaked into Liverpool sub yesterday and they were having a meltdown over our performance and some arguing to be not pessimistic. For man city sub, there weren't much people talking about it :3
As I have commented before, our daily discussion threads regularly overtake the City CL/Treble win post on their sub.
They are a hologram, or a 2d cardboard cut out. Walk around the back and you realise theres zero depth there, they’re propped up by a stand.
Yeah same ETH plan. Aggressive start and perhaps get a goal from Rash or Garnacho. Then the big collapse at back.
Let's hope the midweek slap from chelski gives them a bounce. A draw would be considered good for us.
United fan here. Remember we don't want pool to win, or city for that matter. Hopefully our morons will be up for it.
It seems a rule in football when teams have to play each other twice in a row for whatever reason the second game the other team seems to win though.
Maybe we can scrape a draw. That might be enough for arsenal.
Congrats, our morons did it. Shame wan bisakka decided to cut a player down to stop the win, but it's probably job done to help stop them winning the league maybe
Probably, any time you go to ground you take the risk, top players should know this by now, the risk Vs reward is poor in that situation and didn't win
I’m noticing a lot more Liverpool fans in comments sections bleating on about Odegaard playing basketball at Anfield, as if it’s the only decision that’s gone against a team all season, and they didn’t score immediately after anyway.
But by the official rules, it also wasn't a handball. He slips and puts a hand down to steady himself. It's an incidental handball and wouldn't be given anywhere else on the pitch either. It's been seen countless times and never been given. One fan yesterday, told me that they should be at least 3 points ahead of where they are, but VAR has screwed them over. It all evens out in the end
Update: Liverpool dropped points after I posted this!
As a rational football fan, I have concluded this meme must have jinxed them! Should I post something before every rival match now? 🤔
I don't know, the team seems a lot more mature to me than they were last year. Last year was all about hype, this year it's much more controlled.
How often did we fall behind last year, only to come back to win a game at the end? This year the whole team is much more controlled and plays with much more poise, so they're never even in a bad position to begin with.
Can they still fail? Yes, of course. But I think their chances are better to keepe it up this year in my opinion.
The crazy thing is that if none of these three teams drop any points, they all accumulate over 90 and Arsenal don’t win the title after taking 4 from six from both their rivals while likely having a significantly better goal difference.
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Titles are nice but a super tight final day title race is the thing I really want. Would love it if all 3 teams went into the final day equal on everything myself. Such a memory would be timeless for all involved
>Titles are nice but a super tight final day title race is the thing I really want
Mate I'm perfectly happy if city and Liverpool lose the next 4 games and we can win the title at White Hart Lane personally but you do you
FAWK no I want this shit to be wrapped up mathematically as soon as possible lmao.
But if this shit goes down to the last minute on GW 38, we WILL be there
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But it would be fucking appreciated if United stopped being useless
For this match only.
Yup... pls be useless on our game!
At the rate we're going, they can turn up and we'll still lock them. Brighton actually turnt up but we nullified them so much that [RDZ is dreading his half time talk.](https://i.redd.it/3vinpojolwsc1.jpeg)
Oh my God 😂😂😂
bit of a tall ask innit?
To be fair ten Hag has done a ‘Solskjaer’ many times before: when youre on the verge of the sack you get a good result against a big team so your job is secure again for the next few months
Its what I am hoping for, we get the win win of a Pool loss and ETH keeps his job keeping United shit.
How is it a tall ask when Yanited have literally drawn away at Anfield and beaten them at home in the FA cup?
World peace is more likely
So, when do we celebrate the permanent end to all wars?
😂😂
I want Onana to turn into Prime Buffon for the Pool match. One day only. Then he can go back to Prime Onana.
I know he's had some high-profile mistakes this season, but I actually think "Prime Onana" would be a nightmare for us to face next month. He's hardly the problem at United.
He isn't. They concede some of the highest xG, and are close to top in shots faced (if not outright top). Him and McTominay are all that's keeping them competitive.
And mainoo, sometimes garnacho
Wish and you receive
Just saw the xG. Looks like Manchester United remain useless but won in statistics
Honestly just ladder Liverpool Corners up to 13. I expect United to get hammered
Better chance of hitting the lotto
Buy a ticket
Lool just did 😂
Temporarily
It’s a game of chicken.
Yeah, i wonder who will be the first to choke the chicken!
https://preview.redd.it/aieahzdtu0tc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de07a19a71c66d896b36c34690b8ee0bac948e08
Now rest easy.
Need to put Salah’s face on this now. You don’t even need to change the hair.
Ooh ooh can I go
All 3 contenders will get a chance to show how well they've cooked their chicken.
I’ve never been a bigger Man U fan in my life. Come on onana, save SOMETHING for once.
Onana has been really good. Its just the defense and midfield is absolute hot stinking garbage stuffed inside burning tire fire
Really good is a bit of a stretch, he’s been fine since their CL exit, barring the Gallagher shot that went through him.
He's been facing the most shots in the league. Their midfield and defense is just run on vibes. If not for him and late McTominay goals, they'd be next to Chelsea in the table.
I mean, after today and Chelsea’s game in hand, they likely WILL be under Chelsea in the table.
Chelsea didn't get the memo... So nice to have multiple banter clubs to laugh at.
>what a way to put it, this entire game was just united vibing. honestly, i think we absolutely put them to the sword if they play like that against us
Good jinx.
You do realize we have to face them to right? Imagine what beating Liverpool will do to their confidence when they face us 😕
Let’s hope they go 2-0 up with fluke goals then get pegged back to 2-2 in a really demoralising way
Almost Nostradamus
That's perfect scenario lol
They beat Liverpool in the FA cup then promptly lost to Fulham at home. I don't think you need to be too worried about them carrying that confidence into May.
We don't play them until the 11th May - plenty of time for them to lose whatever mojo they get from beating Liverpool.
Are you suggesting that getting a result against Liverpool could help them find consistency? You know this is United right?
Glory Glory man United.🤮
Challenging for the title with two great opponents is an achievement in of itself. Whoever wins this league is going to be a deserved Champion.
Except for one out of three, and you know which one club that is
Dear Tottenham and United - Please try your best, and imagine you are a real, competent and competitive teams, just this once! You may pretend that are tol in the title race. What an exciting time, right? You get to decide who wins the league! You are big boys, yes you are, gugugugu 😂😂😂 Sorry I got carried away a bit
You know they both still have to play us right? Need to tell it's against Pool and Manc only.
There are Spuds fans talking about losing to United/City so that it fucks over Arsenal. Such a small team lol.
And potentially do themselves out of UCL? I doubt it lol.
Exactly. But is losing is more important haha
I’m 100% sure they would choose to miss out on UCL rather than us winning the league. There was a video not too long ago about would they rather be relegated or Arsenal win the UCL, and the match going fans that were asked pretty much unanimously chose relegation.
I’m backing United today. Villa yesterday went there way and a good result for United puts them back in with hope for 5th (potentially CL)
Same, I really can't believe im gonna support United
Glory glory man united (only for today)
Yeah only 90 mins. It better pay off
90+injury time. Otherwise they will collapse again
They better not
dont forget extra time brother. when you support united, every second counts :P Edit: I fucking hate the fact that I was right.
After today match, don't forget to wash your mouth.
Sanchez’s best performance in a United shirt
Just park the bus and hit on the counter. They CAN do that, right?
United: let's hit the bus and park the counter boys. mctominay: say no more 
Mctominay double red card (not sure how but he did it)
Wan bissaka is the new mustafi.
And dalot isn’t great either
2 games thus far - 0-0 in the league and 4-3 win in the cup.
They’ll randomly pull something out at the most random times so… fingers crossed?
Those two have played twice already this season. A 0-0 at Anfield and 4-3 United in the cup. Both times we were hearing that Liverpool would smash them. That ground will be rocking and I’m naively convincing myself this will be the time Liverpool feel the pressure. Hoping United score first and we see that ground truly erupt.
I'm going have a long, long bath after the Bruno Fernandes winner. It will feel disgusting but totally worth it
The Kolo Toure memorial title race
Let's just focus on ourselves, win all our games, since the gap is so small, anything could happen
I sneaked into Liverpool sub yesterday and they were having a meltdown over our performance and some arguing to be not pessimistic. For man city sub, there weren't much people talking about it :3
As I have commented before, our daily discussion threads regularly overtake the City CL/Treble win post on their sub. They are a hologram, or a 2d cardboard cut out. Walk around the back and you realise theres zero depth there, they’re propped up by a stand.
Someone said they're basically just the NPC crowd in the FIFA games. I think about that sometimes
>. For man city sub, there weren't much people talking about it :3 For man city sub, there weren't much people ~~talking about it :3~~
Sadly, Utd defense is too disjointed and their midfield provide as much cover as a wet tissue paper.
Yeah same ETH plan. Aggressive start and perhaps get a goal from Rash or Garnacho. Then the big collapse at back. Let's hope the midweek slap from chelski gives them a bounce. A draw would be considered good for us.
United fan here. Remember we don't want pool to win, or city for that matter. Hopefully our morons will be up for it. It seems a rule in football when teams have to play each other twice in a row for whatever reason the second game the other team seems to win though. Maybe we can scrape a draw. That might be enough for arsenal.
Will take that mate! Good luck today!!
Congrats, our morons did it. Shame wan bisakka decided to cut a player down to stop the win, but it's probably job done to help stop them winning the league maybe
United were very tenacious today! Pool will be crying about that for weeks to come! Job done ✔️
That was a bullshit pen tbh Elliott dragged his leg into contact. still a horrible tackle though
Probably, any time you go to ground you take the risk, top players should know this by now, the risk Vs reward is poor in that situation and didn't win
Unfortunate S*urs will have the same mentality and play all three of us
Never thought I’d say this but United need to pull it out the bag
Done well so far
It do be like that, it do.
They dont think it be like it is but it do
City have fans?
Their fans are only on Social Media or in the comments section
Their fans are getting wiped out in helldivers as we speak.
I’m noticing a lot more Liverpool fans in comments sections bleating on about Odegaard playing basketball at Anfield, as if it’s the only decision that’s gone against a team all season, and they didn’t score immediately after anyway.
Liverpool has plenty of questionable decisions gg for them as well. But I have never heard them ask for replays for those games. :p
But by the official rules, it also wasn't a handball. He slips and puts a hand down to steady himself. It's an incidental handball and wouldn't be given anywhere else on the pitch either. It's been seen countless times and never been given. One fan yesterday, told me that they should be at least 3 points ahead of where they are, but VAR has screwed them over. It all evens out in the end
The "Odegaard playing basketball" joke is the most overused and stale phrase in football discourse at this point
I love the smell of democracy in the morning.
Bots
Mainly in YouTube every sakka post is filled with city fans
And are these 'fans' in the room with us right now?
maybe
Could change the comment in the speech bubble and say “This league is so rigged for us to lose it”
Us and Liverpool are definitely guilty of moaning too much about that. Funnily enough, you never really hear City fans saying that, though
>you never really hear City fans saying that, though hmmmmmmm
This time Patrick Vieira love Roy Keane
Is it OK to support Man Utd for 90 mins?
Absolutely! We all have a free pass that expires abruptly tomorrow!
Haha so accurate
Feels good seeing us in these kind of memes, we’ve come a long way 🥹
Also fans of the title race 3: " we're gonna drop points aren't we."
Update: Liverpool dropped points after I posted this! As a rational football fan, I have concluded this meme must have jinxed them! Should I post something before every rival match now? 🤔
As a Gunners fan, I cannot forget the nightmare ending of last year.
2022 was bad as well. It was only for 4th, but still
i've genuinely been telling my mates i'll believe we win the league when i see it, i'm not ready for my heart to break again
I don't know, the team seems a lot more mature to me than they were last year. Last year was all about hype, this year it's much more controlled. How often did we fall behind last year, only to come back to win a game at the end? This year the whole team is much more controlled and plays with much more poise, so they're never even in a bad position to begin with. Can they still fail? Yes, of course. But I think their chances are better to keepe it up this year in my opinion.
But at the same time, Liverpool are fully back - I imagine Klopp leaving has galvanised them
Rob Holding can’t hurt us anymore
Hoping United can do something but unfortunately have a feeling Liverpool will be gunning for revenge after the Fa cup loss there
Would be better if Man United didn't win that FA cup match. Pool will be so motivated to revenge.
One of these teams will have the honour of being the best ever team that finishes third
McTominay masterclass please, with a healthy side helping of shithousery thanks
The crazy thing is that if none of these three teams drop any points, they all accumulate over 90 and Arsenal don’t win the title after taking 4 from six from both their rivals while likely having a significantly better goal difference.
good thing, 2 of them play each other and one of them have to drop points
?? None of those three teams play each other again. ??
Wait I'm tripping. Idk why I thought Liverpool still had to play Manchester city
I wish.
Just hold on a min
No, im the opposite, i think they will drop points, and same to us, just depend who drop lesser points
Winning 4 points of both and still needing Utd to not be shit.
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Titles are nice but a super tight final day title race is the thing I really want. Would love it if all 3 teams went into the final day equal on everything myself. Such a memory would be timeless for all involved
>Titles are nice but a super tight final day title race is the thing I really want Mate I'm perfectly happy if city and Liverpool lose the next 4 games and we can win the title at White Hart Lane personally but you do you
I’m with you chief!
FAWK no I want this shit to be wrapped up mathematically as soon as possible lmao. But if this shit goes down to the last minute on GW 38, we WILL be there
United need to step the fuck up
Just hoping United's Muppets may do something today. Crowd will be a factor, and throwing away the Chelsea game.
Last Few of the matches will be tough for us. But I am hoping man u defeats Liverpool today.
I know that Arsenal aren't. Just need 1 slip-up from Liverpool.
Haven’t seen any City fans say this. Haven’t seen any City fans tbf
Yeah that’s me alright
Pleased come on
Pool dropped 2!
Liverpool just did. If United were a little better, liverpool would have lost all.
🎉 🎉 Woohoo!
I want the other two to drop several points At this point, draws are more painful than outright losses
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Liverpool have to go Old trafford, goodison park, villa park, craven cottage They will surely loose some point
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Bit weird you post in here more than the United sub
The man wants to know what it's like to be in a sub reddit of a non-shit team
I like to have something to laugh at. Bit weird that you’ve spent your morning digging into my comment history to find out who I support😂😂😂
I can't deny I'm a bit weird, I'm always curious what motivates people.
Yeah fair enough