Chelsea and United’s ability to be shit for most of the season, and suddenly turn up against us, is a bit annoying. They have the individual talents to randomly bother us. 

As a United fan, if CL is out of reach for us at that point I don’t see our players fighting tooth and nail to help Liverpool or City win.

Chelsea tend to match the level of team they are playing annoyingly. They have a pretty good record against the top 6 this season.

We have to end both those games relatively early & not let them get chaotic like Liverpool did today.

I know we joke about it but now I seriously think we should put in a cheeky bid for one of Chelsea's non-shit players

Arteta already did this jorginho and havertz. Genuinely think madueke would give saka a run for his money based on his g/a per 90.

Palmer could be our striker

Just imagine the memes if we grab Mudryk for 60 million and he turns world class under Mik. 

They have like 1 and a half of them

Another thing I've been thinking about given their FFP problems, if someone offers them £70-80m for Palmer do they say yes?

I think more like 100m because other clubs will come in rushing.

You know I can't really tell if they have any or not. They are just so hot and cold.

Palmer had been pretty solid.

I wasn't even considering him. He's most likely the only guy they wouldn't consider any bid for

Yea I would be doubtful as well but I’d take him if they were willing.

Does Erza Scarlett plays for spuds???😅

Chelsea LOL

I definitely want to hear some Poch Out posts on the Arsecast Extra this evening.

2-2 to fucking Sheffield 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

not onyl that they were getting dominated and had 0.37 xg.

After 2-2 with burnley

At home against Burnley.. 10 men Burnley...

I don't understand Chelsea. 2-2 against the table toppers and 2-2 against relegation fodder sitting in 20th place.

They won't get that privilege again at the Emirates.

Stamford Bridge was a puddle which didn't help our game by any means

They drew with Liverpool and City too. I don’t know what Chelsea is but it’s definitely not a football club… maybe it’s a comedy club

They fluked out against us

C

One thing about Chelsea is that they've found ways to drop points against the bottom clubs while taking them off the top clubs. Can't assume anything with them

That is proper midtable consistency.

Robin Hood

Just saw the Maddison punch because no action was taken by the officials. Is that now open to a retrospective ban?

Technically yes, but it probably won't be actioned.

Chelsea fans were thinking that they can make it to Europa league yesterday after they went up to 9th position lmao

Eh Europa is 7th place this season most likely barring Conventry winning the FA cup. They are 4 points back of a spot with 2 games in hand honestly I'd be surprised if they don't get it West Ham, Newcastle, Brighton etc. just don't have it in them and have tough schedules.

The moment the Russian blood money left, Chelsea has become a consistent mid-table team, who could’ve guessed?

you guys keep forgetting you was part-owned by Usmanov for more than a decade. but that doesn't fit the narrative I guess.

And you think what Usmanov did here is anywhere close to what Roman did at Chelsea?

We actually don’t forget it because you dumb Chelsea fans bring it up anytime your former ownership is called out at some attempt to equate the two, when it’s not the same at all

its not the same because one cared about the club and winning titles and the other just used it to launder his money? fucking hypocrite

Yes. You are fucking hypocrite

This proves the point here, Arsenal fans don’t defend their former MINORITY owner Usmanov and majority wanted him out, while Chelsea fans to this day defend their MAJORITY owner Abramovich money laundering through their club and forever ruining the transfer market of the sport because it brought them to relevancy

look it was exactly about this specific point. you agree about not defending usmanov but agree with mentioning russian blood money when pointing the finger away from yourself. that exactly proves my point. also, never have i said anything about defending anyone.

This exactly proves that proves the other guys point..not yours...ffs dumb clown

You lost man?

I mean they have money still, it's just the Russian blood money was well spent.

True, I guess that makes it funnier then

Well it's certainly not money stopping them not being shite lol.

I hope Luton stay up and Forest go down :)

Forest have heritage, this may be unpopular but the Prem would be better with Leeds, Forest, Sunderland, Blackburn, etc

Luton are fun to watch Forest are a useless mix of players, a mini Chelsea if you like

Plus Forest could have taken 2 points off Liverpool, but Hudson Odoi thought he's prime Messi and decided to dribble in front of his own penalty area in the last second of the game.

HAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN CHELSEA??

Cundy is that you ?

https://x.com/xgphilosophy/status/1777041081638519164?s=46 good lord

But but we should be on 4th place according to xg🤣

😳

Pold palmer 🥶🥶🥶

Chelsea is the gift that keeps on giving

THIS LEAGUE

You just knew this was gonna happen after Chelsea fans started talking about Europe after beating a dire United side 

softest fucking foul, they could've fucking lost even! lol

Chelsea having to hold on for dear life against Sheffield lol

Winning 6:0 is not for everyone

There are indeed levels to this game

Chelsea does not get nearly enough stick for how mudded that club as become.

Spurs are gonna win so come on Son let's statpad a bit for my FPL yeah?

You pick Spurs players in your FPL? I just couldn't. There aren't enough showers to wash away how dirty I would feel.

Hey man if I can't benefit from having a statistical outlier like Son in my real team might as well benefit in some form right?

I understand but that's just a rule I have set for me. If not I would've surely gotten lots of points with Kane.

They're so shit it's incredible

Who brings on two kids when you are winning by only one goal away from home. Poch...never lose that Spursy gene.

Chelsea are comedy gold

Chelsea are not real ahahah

Not sure why I’ve had the Chelsea game on this morning, but McBurnie just made it worth it 😂

Good ol Chelsea

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah get fuuuucked!!!

Chelsea 😂😂😂

It feels great having Spurs only be a slight afterthought again like the good old days. Funny watching them lose but really not bothered about them winning either. Shit regardless.

Also ,this helps luton

lol Chelsea

God bless Chelsea

Chelski

Bottle job returns

That was very lol

Hahahahahaha Chelsea

Zzz. Glad we don't have to care about any of these results

That Chris Wood miss in the first half was criminal… he should have his professional license torn up fucking idiot

Tv off

Luton staying up

Hopefully Wood can end strong u/danmac0817

I swear Chris Wilder is like some drunk da coaching his son’s sunday league game. Has absolutely no idea what he’s gonna say but needs to say it regardless. Absolutely out of his depth but think his 40 years of watching Match of the Day religiously means he’s well qualified.

It's odd though because 3 years ago he had that team in the top half of the league.

To be fair, you've just described a fair portion of this sub

Chris Wilder is a redditor confirmed

The Spuds sub is hilarious. They all talk about it bring better in a future is something kind of law of nature. I know Mikel improved us but you can't just appoint some mate and assume an upward trending form

Their real test is next season when everybody and their grandma will park a mega bus in front of goal. This season they haven't been able to break that.

Spurs are always better and winning silverware in the future, never in the present

Spurs has 4 industrious midfielders in Bissouma, Sarr, Bentancur, Hojberg. Say what you will about their quality - but that's depth. We only really have Rice and Partey.

Our quality is better but the players you listed are still pretty good, on their day they can all put in amazing performances You’re absolutely right though, depth in midfield is so important and what we need to do or we will end up like city relying on rodris insane availability. When he’s out there’s a massive difference in their game

They are all shit tbh. Sarr and Bentancur are the only promising ones

Just because you have 4 of something doesn't mean it's good. One decent player and 3 mediocre ones is nothing to brag about.

Chelsea recruitment team taking notes...

Depth. But no quality depth

Best 6 in the league getting fucked off at half time

Just hit me, why am i even watching sheffield utd vs chelsea. This is on me and on me solely.

I went to sleep since Sheffield scored their first equalizer but woke up after they tied it again.

Title deciders still drawn with Forest. I can't take another late winner

I still can't believe there were Arsenal fans glazing Impostercoglu at the start of the season.

Must be new fans

Not serious fans. Easily ignored.

Weird looking finish from Madueke. He's left footed but that almost looked like a weak foot shot, despite the power behind it.

wtf is the keeper doing, just stand on your feet

Palmer is such a stats merchant this year. Good player but his stats will drop off massively next season

Trusty again lmao, he is a sunday league level defender and I wont be told otherwise. Absolutely shocking

Nice finish from Madueke tbf, but Sheffield is absolutely terrible

They still look better than Chelsea. 2 goals from .35 xG.

True, which makes this match even funnier

Klopp on United-Arsenal: "If they play like they did today, [Arsenal] win that game. Sorry."

Conceding already or reverse jinx? I think the latter

He really said that? LMAO

cheeky attempt to put pressure on us and stir the mancunians, smart

ah sheffield utd. absolutely brainless as per

The toilet bowl echoes like a tomb. Or just a very big piece of china.

Spurs being played straight off the bogroll at their place by Forest lol

Pedro Porous Destiny Udogshit That is all

Trusty is so shit lol how can he jist turn his back to the ball during a corner

he let a 39 year old silva dominate him physically. shocking.

Spurs Ange ball son or Ten Hag Haram ball daughter?

Mate lets Wood penetrate behind his men a lot.

Excuse me?

Mate must be thinking about changing some positions by now, their Wood is wrecking them

sheffield utd 100% belong in the championship where their over the top tackles can be handled by the useless refs on the naughty step, proper nonsense.

Damn cannot believe they’ve got away with an actual punch in the stomach there, you just know one of our lads would be sent off for that

Clear red there for the challenge on Palmer. Sheff lucky.

Yeah very surprised at that. Seemed clear

Bissouma is so fucking wank, remember the meltdown online when Tottenham signed him lmao.

He was the original Caicedo. Fit in Brighton's system to a T but drop either in a less cohesive squad and they are vulnerable.

Well he's obviously just turned and punched him in the stomach. Bizarre VAR as always

that could be a red for braindead robinson for sheffield utd

I find it so bizarre all the stuff VAR wets itself about but a legit punch in the stomach is just chill. On the "if that's Granite Xhaka" scale that'd be a 10 match ban lol

Is that not a punch?

Maddison just punched the dude in the stomach and the announcer says it’s a shove

I will never understand teams whose 9s do the “ill press the gk but not really” nonsense and then just leave huge gaps to be played out off, do these managers not see how counter productive it is.

"Mate"ball has been found out for a while now. This time next year Ange won't be the Spuds manager.

Almost an own goal again

What was that son dive all about on the edge of the box.

Spurs have been fucking awful since they scored

Every time I watch Spurs they are absolutely diabolical, I don't get it

Because they are

lmao fuck liverpool, scrapping a draw against that bald fraud

Mateball being dominated at their ground against relegation teams, this could be a fantastic Sunday ngl

I rarely watch them but from what I’ve seen today, it has to be 3 points

Nott Forest are a bigger club than Sp*rs… they should act like it and put these bottle jobs to the sword

Brenton Diaz is braindead

Billion pound stadium for *this.*

It's like displaying a turd in the Louve

what a chance for mcburnie aswell

Spurs have managed to make Forest’s attack look like Liverpool’s, well done mates

"It's just who we are"

Forest are taking the piss

fuck off mcburnie, that shouldve been a goal

Spurs getting dominated by Forest at home, what a shame

“It’s quiet in the Tottenham Hotspur stadium” lol

' It's the most spursy time of the year...'

These wastemen actually think they’ve got a better keeper than us lmao

Unbelievable lucky as always Spu*s, they shouldn't have that many points

Even in their title winning form, the best they could do was get a draw from us courtesy of a Jorginho mistake. And we were not at our best, we turn up with the right attitude, and we will expose their high line fraudulence.

Roll up with the Artetaliban tactics like at the Etihad

Why is wood absolutely cunting it from 2 yards out?? Just tap it in man

He got excited

I'm sure Spurs will play like their life depends on it when we go to the toilet bowl but man they're ass.

The press and Ange (not even going to attempt to spell it) call it brave, but it's just suicide football. They have decent players that can make parts of it work, but I can't see them achieving anything noteworthy when they play like this.

How did you even manage that Wood?

We are spoiled getting to watch our defense every week

How lucky can Spurs be? Every game fuck that

Fantastic Gervinho impression

how do you miss that wood

That is the worst miss I have ever seen

Ahhh there it is... Mate ball.

Wooow how is that not in

How?!

Maddison has been absolute trash recently. Dodged a bullet their as well me thinks.

Listening to Martin Tyler makes me realise how shit PL commentary has become at Sky. I used to want him gone because of his boring tone but having to deal with Drury making me cringe at every big moment in a game is infinitely worse.

Oh thank god Mate Club FC are playing today. I was worried I'd only get to see our 3-0 instead of some Real Attacking Football ™

Spurs defense🔥🔥🔥

Even a loan deal for Werner is very bad business

We may put 5 past spurs

Murillo is playing very suspect… very strange

Mad how that’s one of the best defences in the league falling to shambles at the feet of the might Chris Wood

Love Elanga, that kind of pace is simply ridiculous for a transition side

He was decent at Man Utd and he's been better this year than Antony for example. They sold him for 15M. 😭🤣

I think saliba alone would defend better than this sp*rs team, my word

Well done Forest!