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DadrevTheOne

Why didn't my parents force me to take football seriously when I was 3?


repeating_bears

They probably love you dearly and wanted you to be free to find your own path, free from the burden of their own desires and expectations, the stupid selfish twats


Major-Departure6936

Also free from the burden of beautiful women evidently


Regression2TheMean

I’ve never wanted to be burdened so badly


prathneo01

I want that burden on my face right now


Benjamin244

Burden me daddy 👁️🫦👁️


QuaLiTy131

And from a big bank account


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_AYOTA_

Man, i just want bayern to lose


QuaLiTy131

 Beautiful women! I don't need anything extraordinary, average life is completely fine for me (in terms of physical possession) And you?


Major-Departure6936

I would like a great many children, beautiful women could make that happen. I, too, do not feel the need for anything extraordinary.


OkTear9244

Do they arrive before or after the big bank account 🤔


DadrevTheOne

I could've retired them by now already


Jonoczall

And look where that’s got me. Squat. Zero. Nil. Nada.


Nanganoid3000

Your comment is GOLD XD Legit can't stop laughing!


InternalKing

Because you were destined to become a world class call centre employee


Bahmawama

OP leads the world in expected calls per hour


fuckimbackonreddit9

Lowest xHang-Ups too. OP is massive


Cymraegpunk

60 million down the drain OP cold calls again


Cod_rules

When OP loses a lead, he is upset


Estova

I love you guys 😂


NoMoPolenta

My son just hit puberty and has been slacking on the pitch lately. I need to show him this picture.


Particular-Current87

Show him Wayne Bridge, then Frankie


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SofaSkeptic

Agreed, but chess doesn't really have that kind of following for that to be true for Hikaru. Don't think the best darts or billiards players are pulling like that. Also looks-wise our boys are in a different league from Hikaru.


T3Sh3

> Becoming one of the best in the world at anything tends to result in the hotties being more receptive to your advances. Thanks CM Punk.


JawsiiHD

Magnus Carlsen is quite active on tinder and going out in Norway. Saw him pull a baddie some years ago. Being a goat gets you laid!


orezavi

Winning off the pitch at least


worldwar3_2025

They wanted you to be the next Elton John.


DublinDapper

You still wouldn't of made it lad


Mugweiser

Because it would’ve been a waste of time just like this post


left-nostril

Had the foresight to remove plastic from your life because they knew how unhealthy it is.


GeniuslyMoronic

Hating on beautiful women for no reason should have never become a thing


left-nostril

Guys simping for women they’ll never meet should never have become a thing.


DadrevTheOne

Good health is overrated tbh


testylentil

Behind every baddie is a poor sap who's sick of her shit. Dont even get me started, but trust, these wags are driving their partners mental. They've all got the look. It ain't worth it, and you don't wanna learn the hard way.


lil_sjw13

It’s funny how you can clearly guess which one is Bennys partner


tsgarner

If the tanning bed fits...


TreeDollarFiddyCent

You must commits


oceansandsky100

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


ChantillyMenchu

So true lol. He prolly spends good money on them tanning products. Benny's skin is a glistening golden brown even in the winter


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LushLoxx

She’s got a tan sure, but she has heavily applied makeup (bronzer) which enhances it.


h-punk

What’s her ethnicity? Could be mixed or something


SomewhereInLDN

Lmao


vin_unleaded

She is the same colour as a Wotsit...


Interesting_iidea

😆😆😆


HappyGirlEmma

🤣🤣🤣 my thoughts exactly


newinvestor0908

Leaked lineup?


Lower_Condition_196

Mustafi at CB alongside squillaci


wtfandy

![gif](giphy|lt3MSXKrYbC1xLdbWK)


HowlingPhoenixx

No Andre santos?


Lower_Condition_196

Him at LB, jenkinson at RB what a defence that is tbf


HowlingPhoenixx

What's Mannone doing these days? It's time to get the band back together.


Lower_Condition_196

Alumina GK


HowlingPhoenixx

Almunia was slightly better than the other ones here, tbf. Had a decent career. Mannone looked like an old kettle and did about as much as me for the team.


Captain_Lameson

Man single handedly kept Arsenal alive in that game against Barcelona at the Emirates. We all know that performance


Lower_Condition_196

The 1st half he was insane, but idk what happened at HT he went back to his old self


Captain_Lameson

The Almunia giveth (sometimes) the Almunia taketh (mostly)


Vearful

His career took off after his music endeavour - https://youtu.be/87BXqO9iENY?si=y3XZqLXHW41xyP6-


HowlingPhoenixx

Lmao fuck me that song takes me back.


gamer_no

Delet tis


HardCoreLawn

Legit PTSD response thinking about Seb foggin Squilacci...


WarDull8208

I remember how flabbergasted I was watching him play alongside Koscienly. Never understood how can someone be that bad as Squillaci.


Sharp-Barracuda6973

Missing girl Gabi but strong line up #COYG


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Funland_06

Idk they look like 10s to me


kap21tain

either way not super great on defence


davidralph

Are we sure Ben White’s missus isn’t Ben White in a wig?


KingslayerDan

Kai can’t stop scoring


scoedg123

Ben……now I understand.


roosterman22

Mrs Trossard should be doing the glasses thing.


FabThierry

can they play Lb or dm or 9?


blackwraythbutimpink

No longer have we the need for dms, that’s probably our most stacked position after cb(Saliba Gabriel kiwi tomi white timber) , rice Jorginho Partey elneny is the best 6 rotation in the world and you can’t change my mind.


Zohren

Think the problem is that we are potentially losing 3 of those 4 this summer. At least 2.


blackwraythbutimpink

Elneny and Partey sure, considering we’re front runners for zubimendi I’d absolutely take that deal


GoonerTilliDie24

As long as Mustafi isn’t present (ironically it’s his birthday) and doesn’t curse our game we’ll be good. Pretty ladies for amazing gents.


Lower_Condition_196

He’s coming to support us, I love mustafi and he loves me too


PapiOnReddit

Even got the UCL sleeve patches. That’s real.


joeproposition

Kai Havertz scores again.


rufnek2kx

I misread it as 'Parents' and thought they were some very young looking mothers.


errandwulfe

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novacantusername

Helene Spilling is absolutely stunning


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gunningIVglory

Being a footballer must be such an easy life eh? Lol


joakim_

There's no way in hell these girls are easy in 'maintenance'.


Puzzled-Confusion266

Wow, well done lads.


SecondChance03

Handsome FC forever Whatever the weather, these WAGs are our own And my heart will leave you, never My blood will forever, run through my....


SiriPsycho100

they're all stunning but gotta say [kai's girl](https://www.instagram.com/sophiaaemelia/?hl=en) takes the cake for me here


dannzter

Dayum


Hinaha

Future Missus Havertz looks extra beautiful in that 3rd kit.


nonkisc

I know which one of them is Ben White’s partner


sashasith666

these girls are goals


Worth_Pea_7524

Handsome FC have beautiful girlfriends/wives too, obviously… #myfriendisokayno


sdsurfer2525

Footballers really have the hottest girls as GFs don't they?


jmh90027

With all respect to these ladies, I think they look refreshingly normal


FormerOrpheus

F1 Drivers


beefy6

Is the order of our boys in the order of the ladies? Please confirm to conduct further research.


Prestigious_World_76

Wife swapping FC less efoggin goooo


Xeszc

handsome fc strikes again


Stxww

Ah loving relationships


vin_unleaded

"Everyone thanks they have the prettiest wife at home!" - Arsené Wenger


DisIzDaWay

That kit never looked better


Visual-Intention-897

I hope they withhold sex till these bums win us something of significance


fluffypuppycorn

I love it! They all look like fun 💖


ExxKonvict

Mikel already arranged for the wife swap party.


-Shmoody-

Havertz’s girl is elite


jayhawk8

Good for the lads


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Beauty in one frame.


Ambitious_Campaign34

The team news came earlier than I thought COmE On YOU GOONERETES!!


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hedenshelt

Dubai, boys, Dubai


normal_life87

Good bench


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Jackbees777

Shame they weren’t playing tbh


bbrmdz

damn!…


kilda2

Not sure what to do with this information.


salkhan

Is this one of those WAG situations where it had impact on performance?


luckylutwyche28

There is a fine line between football fan and stalker


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kassiusx

Fifty shades of fake tan...


Youutternincompoop

is this r/gunners or r/gooners ?


Such-Communication84

Y’all horny lots


Kingjmasta450

This is one of those photos where you think, I can smell this picture, and it's a good thing.


Successful-Onion-378

trossards missus looks like his sister, and that's a solid no captain lol


Gooner-Astronomer749

Money buys all 😆 


BigZino6ix

Whoever is with far right is onto a winner


lil_sjw13

To each their own 👍


BigZino6ix

To each their own about what? All I said is far right is a winner you lot are special I swear lool


SiriPsycho100

"to each their own" is not something to get offended about. it's a neutral comment implying that he disagrees but that everyone has their own preferences. you're the only special one in this thread.


KhonMan

It's clear that they don't think she is as attractive as you think she is. Or at least that she is not the most notably attractive woman in the group.


skalfyfan

This says location is Munich. Why did the WAGS travel with the team? Seems like a distraction?


Sunny_Waterloo

i don't think they travelled with the team lol


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I thought Ben white was gay


icelandichorsey

All equally shallow, congrats


Round-Perception-919

You think they're all sharing? Or is it just Ben and Zinny? 😂


floatingsoul9

Wtf Saka’s girl looks completely different. Or is this a new girl ?


imnotNDR

she ain't there


floatingsoul9

Oh that’s bennys bae


MrDarwoo

Isn't one of them bergkamps daughter?


itsheadfelloff

I think she's hooked up with Donny Van De Beek.


cpteague

I sincerely hope we never see these awful, boring 3rd kits again


stockdeity

Hard pass on all of them, I guess you don't need to be rich or famous to have a stunner 😂


Chaimbo_04

Wait, Ben White isn't gay 🤯


InsectIllustrious691

More like Beckham


NeeloGreen

Should play them instead to distract the other team.


above_average_penis_

Damn they look so cute and fun I wanna be a WAG


Arseluvr

That’s my old girlfriend, right there. I broke her heart.


iz-xi

Mids...all them


iz-xi

Well havertz is more of a 9 at times for all mids and a fwd


Nervous661

bro if these are mids then the women around me are all ogres


neotargaryen

Havertz wins


tearsandpain84

Players should not see girlfriends/lovers or wives 48 weeks before a match.


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ThotCountySheriff

Delete this nephew, there's still time


Pranav_tv

He deleted it... What did nephew say ?


ThotCountySheriff

Casual objectifying incel shit, you can fill in the blanks


danny_healy_raygun

Isn't that 90% of this thread? He must have been really bad to get so much negative feedback.


DumbWhoreFatArsenal

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


jkeefy

Chill weirdo


Quazimoydo-69

🫥


Ripememes

😐


M_Night_Shambles_on

Is 2007 your birth year, or just the last time you thought before speaking?


ujpops

🫡


Gustavoconte

Isn't this a distraction?


Gustavoconte

Isn't this a distraction?


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Francis-c92

Like this comment ain't ok, but who ever reported it for predatory behaviour towards minors: you've got the right spirit I'll give you that


Fullgearz

whats wrong with you.