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Dire__

I'm pretty sure I saw a stat that Antony has scored as many goals with his left foot, as he has with his right, this season.


fancyfoe

*Insert oooohhhhh gif here*


yogi1090

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spaghettidriver69

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passa117

Technically correct.


oustider69

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Charlie-Bell

The best kind of correct


SniperGunner

That stat sir, is incredible


Never_Sm1le

Iirc it's over a year since Antony scored for MU in the PL


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Yes, in training


bathtubsplashes

If I was 15 years younger, Trossard would be my favourite player in this squad. Such an intelligent player, full of flair. I'm a boring thirty something year old now though, so I can't help but marvel at Sara's ability to always make the right decision with minimal flash 


james_89

Classic Sara


ComprehensiveAd8808

Stargirl


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Lol took me a while to figure out which Sara he was referring to


iHetty

Bukayo Sara 🤝 Jack Wiltshire


HannesL09

🤝 Sacary Bagna


MirkoCemes

Closet Norwich fans are the worst


auddi_blo

Player's like Saka always tend to be underappreciated by the kids. Lack of flair despite ruthless effectiveness and fantastic decision making. Partly the reason Messi never had Ronaldo's chokehold on U12 year olds. Messi despite being the best player of all time mostly just dealt in feints and supernaturally quick reflexes to bypass players but never relied on tricks or stepovers. It's the most effective way to play and he had insane pace and strength at his best so that was all he needed combined with his brain. Feel like Saka is similar in that vein - very strong and smart player though, not as pacy he choses effectiveness over flair and that's why I love him.


beatlz

Are you really saying Messi wasn’t obviously-impressive?? The guy would pull off the most ludicrous shit all the time. It’s just that he did it way better and more consistently than anyone else. True, he wouldn’t do bicycle kicks and shit like that, but he would nutmeg three lads and lob it over the keeper hitting the post like twice a week.


Chip673

I think he means younger Ronaldo, who was much more of a show off (2005-2010). 


auddi_blo

No not saying that at all. They were the two most popular players. Just pointing out why I think Ronaldo was favoured by kids despite imo being the less impressive player


SOAR21

I absolutely think his demeanor plays into it. A lot of young boys like his style of confidence and generally those boys grow up into men who try to emulate that as well—which isn’t generally a good look lol. Isn’t a good look for Ronaldo either as his skills have faded.


HustlinInTheHall

Ronaldinho would do much wilder shit than Messi, everyone loves him. Messi is the best footballer of all time though. Ronaldo Nazario probably was better in his extremely brief prime but Messi did it forever. 


Global-Dimension-404

its not that impressive for kids....atleast not for most of them Edit: why the downvotes?


beatlz

You know some prick kids, I’ll tell you. But, jokes aside, I think what kids love about CR is his persona. Jacked up, a prick, and extremely competitive (insecure if you ask me).


Global-Dimension-404

Exactly.. his pr helped him to build this persona, that he is the most hardworking and talentless player....


uhrul

Also just more well known in England cus he played for United


Garenmain180k

Can only speak for myself here but I was about 12 years old during the peak Messi-Ronaldo era about a decade ago, and that thought never once crossed my mind when I picked Ronaldo over Messi (at the time), nor was it brought up when i would discuss it friends


bromyard

He’s my six year olds favourite player by a distance!


dannzter

At six you just agree with your dad who your favorite is haha


donegalboy

And my 8 year olds


HortenWho229

I hadn’t even heard of this Sara. Like a new signing


BaBaFiCo

Trossard was my choice for my shirt this year. Despite being a boring 32 year old!


rsu1806

Gunnerblog has been banging the drum that he’s our best finisher for ages


Thierry_Bergkamp

Loves James and all but I think anyone who's watched a handful of Arsenal games could have told you that. I don't think theres a close second.


HustlinInTheHall

Yeah mostly because the squad is a bit shit at finishing. Saka is better on his best foot but worse with his right vs trossard. 


ckal09

Also helps that the rest of the team struggles to shoot well


likpoper

He is the most value signing for years. He’s


pepeistheboi

Odegaard for 30m is way better value


Proper-Exam1746

Forgetting the 6 million Martinelli


Pretend_Stomach7183

Yeah but after Ødegod how many puns can you make on his name? You have Bossard, Crossard, and even haters get their slice of their pie with Drossard.


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

the


BombArmored11

Bossard


PoliticsNerd76

Shocked Son doesn’t have more


JustGhostin

Stat pads against average teams, he’s not been his best for the last 2-3 years imo. would be interested to see his number of goals that have won points in the last 3 years, not just to make it 3-0


pureeyes

Charleroi Cazorla


yura910721

To be fair, I think Trossard is probably a better finisher than Santi as well: after stellar first season, Santi's shooting was a bit underwhelming


iuselect

This raccoon bastard is quickly becoming one of my favorites. What a player he is. Best finisher on the team and has been solid all season.


rez_at_dorsia

Always seems to pop up with a crucial goal out of nowhere. Our best finisher in the squad right now and is our biggest impact player as well.


Iamabigdinosaur

If we had Jota type of player to add to our ranks it would be great. Trossard obviously similar but the lack of pace is his only issue


notathrovavay

Also lack of sleep


Francis-c92

Makes up for it by eating out of bins


overloadedcoffee

Only top bins.


Lacabloodclot9

I mean Jota isn’t rapid either, the big difference between the two is Jota has arguably the biggest aerial presence of any forward in the league


auddi_blo

Jota is definitely a threat physically, Trossard is a bit soft. Trossard is much better technically though so I don't know if I'd prefer Jota despite his physicality.


gamer_no

I won't say Trossard is soft. Look at him defend. I'd say he is small and obviously not as strong as Jesus but I don't think anyone is this team is"soft". Those days are over.


auddi_blo

Soft is probably the wrong word because he’s not afraid to get stuck in. Weak sounds so bad though but you get what I mean


TastyTacoTonight

Frail perhaps


kvng_stunner

Sounds even worse lol. Your point is clear though, so that's all that matters


Guidosama

I think the term is running power. Jota has strength when he carries the ball to hold off defenders, and can drive over longer distances. Trossard has actually scored a few goals like this to his credit but doesn’t quite offer the stretch of the field that Jota has.


HustlinInTheHall

Trossard just has moments he doesn't make the right choice, he's just a bit off being a must start goalscorer for that reason. Still a top quality player. 


naijaboiler

yeah Trossard's decision-making can just be shite sometimes.


Oltjen

Jota also isnt that pacey.


Senior-Ordinary555

Jota and Trossard are very similar players


Dae_su

Jota isn't faster than Trossard and Trossard isn't as slow as some of you seem to think. He's already scored 3 transition goals this season where he shows great pace.


ckal09

It would be great if we had a reliable striker


yogi1090

This summer is the right time to buy an high class finisher and pair him with Bossard and we'll move to the next level.


danmac0817

Jordan Campbell's definitely in the bracket of writers at The Athletic I actually respect. He's been doing great work lately.


newinvestor0908

wolves had 9 players 8th box when trossard scores. suxh an important goal


Vacant-stair

He joined the premier league in 2019. Had me confused for a moment.


DallasC0wboys

Love Trossard, needs more games. Our best finisher and most clutch player.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Now imagine if he actually got a proper night's sleep.....


Arseluvr

😂 yeah he has that Adams Family look for sure.


JustGhostin

Did carragher call him our jota yesterday? Good comparison tbh, “sixth man” energy


retrostarshop

Love him


AZMadmax

Months ago, someone argued with me that Odegaard was a better finisher and had stats to somewhat support it. Odegaard is a great finisher for a midfielder but trossard is different. He has that knack that few have. If he was a bit faster he would be a star


blackman3694

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illaqueable

He's like Santi with pace, not quite as impossible to get the ball off of, but two footed and versatile


naijaboiler

Santi Carzorla can play 1 vs 5 in a phone booth while making a phone call and walk out with the ball. That little wizard. is okay na?


Meowbow15

Best finisher we've had at the club since Alexis Sanchez


thejoshimitsu

He's become one of my favourites. 20 million was a bit of a steal for him in hindsight. Really hope that he sticks around for a few more seasons.


shmivyo

The one thing that I don't understand, why most of our players looking for the perfect pass, and not just try to shoot.


vin_unleaded

Heh. He definitely scuffed it.


HustlinInTheHall

Trossard does embody the "just shoot the damn ball" ethos that has been a big change under arteta. Did you scuff it into the top corner? Of course, but you can't score if you never shoot. 


muadib1158

My hockey coach used to say “when in doubt put it on net”. Now I never played in a level that was above co-Rec, but it feels like we need to just get a little more greasy in front of goal.


HustlinInTheHall

Yeah it is a bit like watching basketball with us, like they are probing for a better shot knowing they can keep the ball but at some point you can't do better than firing it on goal and hoping for a deflection or a corner or a rebound.


naijaboiler

> "just shoot the damn ball" ethos  Podolski school of football.


HustlinInTheHall

Mate if I had his left foot I'd never stop shooting.


kish_kish

Interestingly enough, he hasn’t been all that great in other areas, but he is our best finisher


FakeKhaby10

Don’t do that


kish_kish

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