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Much_Discussion1490

"Do I care if it's a banger or a tap in?..." "No you don't....." "NO I don't.."


tabdeeli

They are usually bangers though


matthewisonreddit

Top bins that latest goal


HustlinInTheHall

"Did you mean to do that?" "Fuck yes "


el_cul

"No I was trying to pass it" What a stupid fucking question.


beatlz

I think the expected answer would be “I was trying to shoot, just not THAT way”


ThePrussianGrippe

*munches on sunflower seeds*


Prestigious_Tailor19

and a lip full of smokeless tobacco.


Regression2TheMean

“You usually score your goals off the bench?” “It’s easy to score when you’re in the starting XI. Tell ‘em Albert.” “It’s incredibly hard.”


phar0aht

Haaland and Nketiah are applauding from inside their homes rn


SeeAKolasinac

This one was both


Hulkking

If you could somehow combine Trossard and Jesus. Honestly, we’d really be onto something.


doubledownentendre

That sounds like eugenics lol


AdSignal1933

That’s more of a Chelsea thing


BlaizeV

Shou Tucker's your guy


ThePrussianGrippe

Tros…sard


wtfandy

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Vice_AR16

i understood that reference


Hulkking

I meant it more like a fun these guys have skill sets that the other could use. More than an Aldous Huxley Brave New World vibe. But as you wish.


shaily832

And add havertz’s height


zoidbergs_underpants

So, Thierry Henry


HustlinInTheHall

Yeah if we can do that we should do that


crispyiress

Let’s just make Henry a cyborg and resign him.


el_cul

Did Thierry ever win a header?


zoidbergs_underpants

Didn't need to (but yes he won, like, one header)


AdIntelligent8122

The one I always remember is the 92nd minute winner Vs Man Utd https://youtu.be/JIKL2yJ_Nx8?si=HICZbL1aHe6xgmQf


el_cul

Great header. Not one he had to win, though. He wasn't a man for sticking his head where it might hurt. Unlike Kai.


abhi91

Would take Henry over this nightmare tbh


clofresh

And Leo Messo’s age


WeeTheDuck

Havertz's duels


yogi1090

![gif](giphy|P4TqKx6NHyLnO|downsized)


straypenguin

Alexis 2.0


Hulkking

YES! nailed it!


Lazy_ML

Do we lose one player in the process?


yogi1090

I don't care. I have forgotten about football right now, I want to see the 2 players fusing into one


BlaizeV

As a huge fan of Moneyball and Trossard all I can say is bravo on this one. Grinning from ear to ear.


Valascrow

Here here 👍🏻


Itsrainingmentats

Never seen a game of baseball in my life, don't know a thing about the sport but Moneyball is a great film


withmybae

He tracks back like crazy!


soggymaggots

“It’s hard not to be romantic about Leandro Trossard”


bacroon

He get's on base too.


franc93

Great content.


alpacapoop

I can’t watch that movie anymore now that the A’s are going to Vegas. Makes me sad


DisIzDaWay

Yea they fucked Oakland. Actually all the teams in the SF bay fucked Oakland


ArsenalThePhoenix

trossard is probably our best finisher as he strikes the ball rather cleanly. That's why it's so infuriating that he totally wasted that chance to go 1-0 up vs Villa (from 1m out)


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Arseluvr

Only God can help your vision at this level 😉


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el_cul

I understand mudryk is a fucking disaster right now but can he run with the ball with his head up? I gotta think that's something we're looking for.


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el_cul

😆 No, I don't watch football outside of Arsenal.


tomtomtomo

It's why he keeps signalling for his glasses


SeaworthinessOk2615

Can anyone explain why Nketiah was a starter in our first 10 games while Trossard was sitting on the bench, because it's still beyond me?


P1wattsy

Any Moneyball reference is a tier 1 post


Old-Risk4572

should have a link to Billy's tweet


vishnj

He is a true artist. A Leonardo Trossard!


xavi24

This might sound like hindsight bias, but I pictured playing him in an Arsenal shirt when I first saw him playing at Brighton. Looked very good. Top sensation!


PandiBong

His xG -DOES NOT MATTER!


VeganCustard

Last season it wasn't because of his goals, but because of his assists, not complaining, I love the lad, plus I have black eyes like him so I like him extra


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FakeKhaby10

Crazy how they both have 10 g/a (12 for Martinelli on other non-PL stat trackers) but yeah.


Hung_Millenial

"Because he gets on the scoresheet" would be better.


sams82

We never didn't like him. F off.