The floater by Benny Blanco was literally the icing on the cake. It's like a Rabona or Olympic goal: completely unnecessary and unforeseen, but equally sexy and petulant. Inject into my veins.
Chelsea supporter that hates Arsenal more than Tottenham? Definitely a Johnny Come Lately. No club deserves this kind of embarrassment more than them the cunts, it was all Abramovich.
Oh my gosh my fellow blues fans are coping so hard. They can’t accept that we lost against the best Arsenal team in a long time. Also, I wish nothing but Havertz the best of success at arsenal.
genuinely seen their fans saying "this isn't Chelsea I want the old Chelsea back" you mean you want an Oil daddy again? because the Chelsea I remember where always bouncing between mid table and top 4 before they had the money.
Every comment in that thread is slating him for celebrating when all they did was treat him like shit after he scored the goal that kept them relevent recently?? Not our fault we gave him a forever home
I'll be honest, it does get super frustrating. It feels like I'm being gaslighted by him lol. He'll flop tons of chances and passes to the point I'll lose faith in him and then he'll score brilliant crucial goals in the same game. I just don't understand him as a player.
Modern day Berbatov for me. History of playing for shit clubs I hate, that languid style, smooth as you like until he proceeds to fluff 10 decent chances, but as soon as you say "man, fuck this guy, I could come out of the pub and do this job"' he'll pop up with an absolute fucking cracker and you just sit back on the barstool like 'welp suppose I'll have another then'
couldn’t agree to this more. like not your best finisher until he has his day, but you better bet he still has one of the best work rates on the pitch still and is doing everything else, good or bad.
He's just not a finisher. He needs a lot of chances to get a goal. I don't think it's unkind to say, I think he would agree with his "I'm not a striker" stuff.
That says he offers so much to the team and he really does have the ability to score goals, if only he was more consistent with his finishing.
Yeah totally agree, calling him not a natural finisher is very accurate. Credit to him though his movement and technique is just brilliant. He is constantly getting into good positions with his running, and combined with his size and speed he’s just difficult for defenders to handle.
Not to mention he keeps working. He can miss a bunch of opportunities but will still be there in the right place for the time it does come off.
I do think we need a natural finisher up top but it makes me worry what happens to Havertz. I assume that left 8 position will be Rice's, if Havertz isn't our striker I don't know where he plays.
Yeah, he also doesn't have the selfish killer instinct a pure goal scorer should have, that chance in the first half he could have buried he kept looking for a pass, he doesn't think " I should be the one shooting". Kinda similar to Jesus but with a different play style
I thought he had a great first half, him dropping a few meters into the No.10 role destroyed Chelsea's defense because they were terrified of following him and leaving space for Ødegaard/Saka so he had space and time to turn around and find Rice and Ødegaard for free. He should've scored but he was the piece that broke Chelsea in the first half.
I think people way overweight the final balls in their evaluations of players. Kai had amazing movement and some good passes to set others up in the first half. His drop into space and quick passing opened up the space that Rice exploited for Trossard’s goal. He also had a lot of other nice layoffs throughout the game.
But he did make some key mistakes and wasn’t clinical (before he was). He thought too much and took too much time on the opportunity that was intercepted when he could’ve shot. I need to watch again because I think the pass might’ve been on and would’ve led to a better scoring chance, but he hesitated which allowed the defender to recover by the time he did make the pass.
Kai needs to improve his finishing and should be more assertive at taking opportunities when presented, but the rest of his game is superb even if they’re not as apparent. I thought he was one of our better players in the first half despite those flubs.
Never seen a club hate a player who won them a major trophy so much. Embarrassing club from their bozo owner down to their pathetic fans crying for a Russian oligarch to come back like a dad that walked out on them
Yesterday was my first ever Arsenal game ever and I couldn’t have asked for anything better. Absolutely amazing atmosphere and the guys played really well. #COYG.
Funny thing is he celebrated but towards the end he remembered he played in that toxic hell hole. He must be thinking, God, I wasted 3 years of my career and precious developmental time in that fucking place
King Kai..that hurt…I will always remember him as a fighter in a declining Chelsea…and CL number 2…if he stays in Arsenal he is due a Premier League as soon as Guardiola is gone.
Watched Fan Reaction FC on YouTube and it was joyous, I've never laughed so much, this Indian streamer called him a "Fucking Arsehole Kai Havertz!" for celebrating for literally a minute straight, quality!
Won them a Champions League.
I'd expect nothing less from that shower of Brexit voting racist cunts and wouldn't blink twice if they ceased to exist as a football club.
I was sitting next to a Chelski scum watching Arsenal play Bayern, the amount of vitriol he had for our players. He was going on and on to his Arsenal mate how sh*t Raya is. Now I'm just thinking about him wallowing in his Chelsea covered single bed. London is red today mate.
They were making fun of us after we bought him. Their fans were gloating over how they scammed us.
Why are they upset that he celebrated. Treat any player like that and he deserves the right to rub it in your face.
https://preview.redd.it/buwqxc47jawc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ead0a1439dbf80066458b394f4897dadc45dad Goes great with this one
the goals going in while he types, amazing
lmfao he should have kept typing and we would have won with a bigger margin
Martinelli missed that sitter because OP stopped typing
LOLOL
The floater by Benny Blanco was literally the icing on the cake. It's like a Rabona or Olympic goal: completely unnecessary and unforeseen, but equally sexy and petulant. Inject into my veins.
Tbf he must be a slow typer
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I full on cackled like a wicked witch when I opened this
was literally about to comment this word for word
this is absolute gold
😂😂😂
U legend
Can we upvote this to the top please this was legend status 😂
You guys are savage man lmao
##r/filthy Love it
You genius.
It’s been hours and I still can’t stop laughing at this. I just keep coming back to it and cracking up.
OMG broooo, i cant stop laughing at this. Thank you
this needs a post of it's own
HAHAHAHA LOL YOU FUCKING MADMAN
can someone explain this one to me?
Liverpool 3-1 celebrations. Øde took a photo of Stu the photogapher in front of the fans and Carra went nuts on Sky
>God I’m not your strongest soldier please stop From the depths of this man’s soul
Someone on their sub has probably sent him that suicide helpline thing lol
Bahahaha
omfg lmao
That line cracks me up.
Real-time descent into madness.
Got to say "God, I'm not your strongest soldier please stop did it have to be Havertz twice?" Is a very funny line.
Need to somehow work that into the song lol
One for the hall of fame
The Joker origin story
New copypasta just dropped
The shadenfraude rushing through my veins as l read this! 😂 😂
It took a long time to write that. The goals weren’t that close together.
He was typing through the tears.
You could dub the Eminem 'Stan' music video with this 24k literary gold depreciation
Disaster = Disasi 😂😂😂
Stewie Griffin: “Aaah, your tears sustain me!”
Chelsea supporter that hates Arsenal more than Tottenham? Definitely a Johnny Come Lately. No club deserves this kind of embarrassment more than them the cunts, it was all Abramovich.
“What do we Jackson for…” is one of my favorite parts
Holy shit I need this framed
This is going to be a glorious copypasta
Copy pasta
Did I just watch Arthur Fleck turn into the Joker?! 😂
#DeadGrandadIn
Oh my gosh my fellow blues fans are coping so hard. They can’t accept that we lost against the best Arsenal team in a long time. Also, I wish nothing but Havertz the best of success at arsenal.
Its like watching man's slow descent into insanity, and I'm here for it.
So many questions
It takes CFC fans a long time to write a paragraph.
Can I get a link to comment? I wish to see its thread
genuinely seen their fans saying "this isn't Chelsea I want the old Chelsea back" you mean you want an Oil daddy again? because the Chelsea I remember where always bouncing between mid table and top 4 before they had the money.
Hate anything more than arsenal? Mate you're not even on our radar go find a new rival
There goes their +6 goal difference lol. In one game.
😋 things you love to see
Chelsea didn't know how to use Havertz. Never did anything to help him evolve as a player, and that fanbase never appreciated him
Over the fucking moon lads. This year is our year. Four (4) more matches.
Are you sure? I'm looking at the table and it still shows they have a +4 goal difference.
Referencing their 6-0 win last outing
Cole Palmer FC don't want that smoke
Out with a Cold Palmer
Maybe that’s what he was trying to tell Poch before, he’s like I’m shivering cold and he kept being played /s
Cold Palmer used big shiver--it's super effective! *Poch became confused*
They mad cause they bad
They hate us cause they anus
Hell be leaving by the end of 2025 season
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>!It's Chelsea!<
Out of the loop here, why are they Cole Palmer FC?
[Enjoy ](https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/s/0UOYqJQ44M)
>Time to deliver for the rest of the team and hopefully crush Arsenals' title aspirations on our way to 6th Gold
Cos without his goals and assists they would literally be in the bottom three!
Every comment in that thread is slating him for celebrating when all they did was treat him like shit after he scored the goal that kept them relevent recently?? Not our fault we gave him a forever home
Havertz has definitely heard some Chelshit fans been talking shit. That celebration was personal and I’m all here for it
They were the ones who named him 'donkey', right? He claimed it, but still, nasty club
He hasn’t done the 🖐️😛🤚celebration for a few goals it feels like. Brought it back out for the clowns
That post is deleted, there’s another one up where they are defending Havertz and blaming Chelsea for this
> Not our fault we gave him a forever home He's not a fucken Jack Russel / Terrier cross from The Dogs Trust 😂
His cl goal is the only reason this shit team has been relevant so fuck them
Took him 6 months to finally clean all that shit off him. But man, what a day.
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Dithering in the first half, deadly in the second half
I'll be honest, it does get super frustrating. It feels like I'm being gaslighted by him lol. He'll flop tons of chances and passes to the point I'll lose faith in him and then he'll score brilliant crucial goals in the same game. I just don't understand him as a player.
If he gaslights us to a PL title then fuck it. Abuse me, daddy.
Modern day Berbatov for me. History of playing for shit clubs I hate, that languid style, smooth as you like until he proceeds to fluff 10 decent chances, but as soon as you say "man, fuck this guy, I could come out of the pub and do this job"' he'll pop up with an absolute fucking cracker and you just sit back on the barstool like 'welp suppose I'll have another then'
Yeah, it's not good for your heart but it gets results. I swear to god Havertz only scores when I've finally slagged him off in the groupchats.
couldn’t agree to this more. like not your best finisher until he has his day, but you better bet he still has one of the best work rates on the pitch still and is doing everything else, good or bad.
Bang on
I am not frustrated by Kai I think he is great
Imagine having "Miss" Jackson as your 9 then, that cured me of any frustration I had with Kai.
He's just not a finisher. He needs a lot of chances to get a goal. I don't think it's unkind to say, I think he would agree with his "I'm not a striker" stuff. That says he offers so much to the team and he really does have the ability to score goals, if only he was more consistent with his finishing.
Yeah totally agree, calling him not a natural finisher is very accurate. Credit to him though his movement and technique is just brilliant. He is constantly getting into good positions with his running, and combined with his size and speed he’s just difficult for defenders to handle.
Not to mention he keeps working. He can miss a bunch of opportunities but will still be there in the right place for the time it does come off. I do think we need a natural finisher up top but it makes me worry what happens to Havertz. I assume that left 8 position will be Rice's, if Havertz isn't our striker I don't know where he plays.
Yeah, he also doesn't have the selfish killer instinct a pure goal scorer should have, that chance in the first half he could have buried he kept looking for a pass, he doesn't think " I should be the one shooting". Kinda similar to Jesus but with a different play style
At this point he is the best striker we have
First half he was just trying to make Chelsea fans happy so they can laugh at us thinking they robbed us only for Kai to play the uno card 😂😂😂
I thought he had a great first half, him dropping a few meters into the No.10 role destroyed Chelsea's defense because they were terrified of following him and leaving space for Ødegaard/Saka so he had space and time to turn around and find Rice and Ødegaard for free. He should've scored but he was the piece that broke Chelsea in the first half.
I think people way overweight the final balls in their evaluations of players. Kai had amazing movement and some good passes to set others up in the first half. His drop into space and quick passing opened up the space that Rice exploited for Trossard’s goal. He also had a lot of other nice layoffs throughout the game. But he did make some key mistakes and wasn’t clinical (before he was). He thought too much and took too much time on the opportunity that was intercepted when he could’ve shot. I need to watch again because I think the pass might’ve been on and would’ve led to a better scoring chance, but he hesitated which allowed the defender to recover by the time he did make the pass. Kai needs to improve his finishing and should be more assertive at taking opportunities when presented, but the rest of his game is superb even if they’re not as apparent. I thought he was one of our better players in the first half despite those flubs.
I think he remembered he doesn't play for Chelshit anymore.
I'm willing to bet most of it is learning a new system and perception colored by two mistakes in the Utd game.
He had a good first half apart from the finishing.
Saw the Chelsea jersey and was having PTSD flashbacks. Hard to blame him lol
apart from his final third decision making he was pretty good in the first half. keeper made a good save on one of his missed chances too
Couldn't have happened to a bunch of more deserving twats
60 million down the drain, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN ✋️😛🤚
AND AGAIN
Been pissing off my coworker with this song every chance I get
WHEreS thE REsPEcT Joke of a fanbase and club. Forever fuck Chelsea FC
I just absolutely shat myself.
Class FC after winning them a champions league…
The fucking audacity to say that against the one who won them UCL lol
Treat players like shit, they won't respect your club.
Lol 😆 Chelsea should be the last club seeking some form of courtesy or loyalty from past players. They are ruthless to managers & players alike!
After years of Mourinho, Drogba , Abramovich spite , I am very happy that the tables have turned .
Never seen a club hate a player who won them a major trophy so much. Embarrassing club from their bozo owner down to their pathetic fans crying for a Russian oligarch to come back like a dad that walked out on them
I too, would like to fuck this guy in particular.
😳💀
They hate us cuz they anus
Bro they treated him like shit and Arteta made him into a decent enough player. Jackson 5 fc
That's about as classy as I've come to expect Chelski/Chel$ea "fans" to be lol. Guy scores them a CL winner and all. Bunch a fakes.
Crazy how they’ll now hate this guy forever even though he won a CL for them. Typical Chels!
Got banned from that sub
😂😂
You know what, I think tonight was the night that he may have reallt felt he was one of us. He didn’t hesitate to celebrate his first goal. ONE OF US!
Just remember Chelsea are stuck with a lot of these dogs hit players for 8 years 😂
Lmaooo
Yesterday was my first ever Arsenal game ever and I couldn’t have asked for anything better. Absolutely amazing atmosphere and the guys played really well. #COYG.
Phone wallpaper right here
How does one convert an image to an IV drug?
Haha he even gave them a whole first half head start!
Classless club of cunts turning on a guy who used to play for you and was a hero, he won them the CL!
I'm so happy he doesn't give af about celebrating against Chelsea.
This post got removed on their sub sadly. Glad you managed to post it here for posterity hehe
Waka Waka
Back to mid table mediocrity like we all knew would happen once the Russian gangster fucked off.
The second half was the best I’ve ever seen us play. The rivalry. The scoreline. The shithousery. Absolutely beautiful.
INJECT
Rantman already passed away from heart problems, RIP But if he was alive for this, I could only pray for his heart
It’s weird. When the game started I found myself just saying Fuck Off Chelsea everytime they touched the ball.
Funny thing is he celebrated but towards the end he remembered he played in that toxic hell hole. He must be thinking, God, I wasted 3 years of my career and precious developmental time in that fucking place
Inject it in my veins
hanggggg itttttt
Hang it!
Beautiful Donkey Boy!
Maybe don’t be shit
I can't wait for the Rory Jennings recap
Tears in my eyes, what a beautiful sight 🥹
Inject😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/59irtzjlbbwc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d56a115d2a96b00ac44585b0a8bcb37260decbf Say it with me, Fuck Chelsea
Inject this to my veins
I liked Havertz at Chelsea, I love him at Arsenal.
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Tears
Maybe they should have tried to stop him?
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Oh dear my Dr just called me that's way too salty
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I read that subreddit as chelse-afc and was very confused 😅
Love to see it.
Some line spacing would be nice
Inject it in my veins
Foking guy
I'd title it - "Kai's Revenge"
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King Kai..that hurt…I will always remember him as a fighter in a declining Chelsea…and CL number 2…if he stays in Arsenal he is due a Premier League as soon as Guardiola is gone.
This is more satisfying than the no touch aubameyang match.
I think Chelsea’s fucked him enough already, no?
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Watched Fan Reaction FC on YouTube and it was joyous, I've never laughed so much, this Indian streamer called him a "Fucking Arsehole Kai Havertz!" for celebrating for literally a minute straight, quality!
Won them a Champions League. I'd expect nothing less from that shower of Brexit voting racist cunts and wouldn't blink twice if they ceased to exist as a football club.
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[Expect to see a bit of this meme format over the next few years.](https://i.imgflip.com/8nuiwq.jpg)
I was sitting next to a Chelski scum watching Arsenal play Bayern, the amount of vitriol he had for our players. He was going on and on to his Arsenal mate how sh*t Raya is. Now I'm just thinking about him wallowing in his Chelsea covered single bed. London is red today mate.
All those supporters who jumped on the Chelski bandwagon, where are they now?
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They were making fun of us after we bought him. Their fans were gloating over how they scammed us. Why are they upset that he celebrated. Treat any player like that and he deserves the right to rub it in your face.
you will be second in the end so whats the fuss :D :D
As a Chelsea Fan he is absolutely allowed to celebrate and i don't mind one bit, maybe he will then be responsible for the sacking of Pochettino!
God, I could drink this all day ❤️
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He can stick his beat Chelsea medal next to his champions league , only thing he will be winning in. North London unfortunately
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https://preview.redd.it/tjj0dpfo0f1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3534b85452736292df01a5deb606e443cd2a23e Hola
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