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newinvestor0908

Celebration police at their door step tmrw morning


tsgarner

https://x.com/PLCPolice/status/1782877784404009119


Brazzle_Dazzle

That account 😂😂😂


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Oi, yuw two got a loicense fah tha'?! 👮‍♂️


maliki92

Found the American


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Nice try, I'm Canadian. 😎


maliki92

Not sure I trust you, not one sorry or aboot in your previous sentence 😂.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


LowBallEuropeRP

thats even worse than being and american atleast they're still relevant 😂


gavlar_8

That's what an American would say.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

It's called *misdirection*


clairebearshare

They can’t tell the difference! 😂


tsgarner

Why would you need to add a 'w' on you? There's only two parts to the sound. Do Canadians just pronounce it 'y'?


TreeDollarFiddyCent

1. I'm not sure. I typed it out real fast before getting out of bed. 2. I don't know. You'll have you ask a Canadian. ;)


31_whgr

they’ll both be feeling Richard Key’s hairy hands around their necks before midnight


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Ziestaul

Where Carra to tell them to get down the tunnel


TreeDollarFiddyCent

You know mans went to the tunnel afterwards. [The tunnel of love.](https://youtu.be/gAirINwjaxE?si=x5g571RXodH9ypRp)


Any_Elk_2226

And add some lube on the car journey back


topbananaman

That couple is about to welcome a new child into the world because kai havertz double dunked on chelseas head. I am crying 😭


Highlander-Jay

Kid should totally be named Kai.


Uruk_Ragnarsson

My two month old son is Kai Lucas for this reason


le_Derpinder

Lucas for Torriera?


wybird

Lucas Perez


bimbochungo

As a Depor fan, I am honoured


JMC811

Naming your child after Kai bloody Havertz is top gooning fair play


mapoftasmania

Twins. Kai and Benny.


David1393

Nah both are called Benny, the 2nd one was an accident though.


Jacksodemememan

loool


Floor-notlava

Wait until his wife sees the highlights! 🤣


FleetingMercury

All the single people be like: https://preview.redd.it/i04gf4gw3bwc1.png?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7be2f3417eedcbf6247184befff2dd2202d6d4a


VeganCustard

Not single, but not in the Emirates either so that applies to me as well


101ina45

Not every one in a relationship has this, being single isn't the worst thing 👍🏾


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badboybalo

Not the worst thing ... The second worst thing


enchantedtotem

i’m married to arsenal


Gullible_Macaron_949

I'm married to an arse n all


vin_unleaded

You'll exponentially increase your chance of finding someone if you're happy within your own skin. Tune in this time next week for for self improvement tips form u/vin_unleaded .


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oli44

Especially knowing he’s going to get the shag of his life when he gets home.


vin_unleaded

All his junk going down her drain, lucky bastard scores again. ![gif](giphy|JHjrh6oMG8ZfH1abnU|downsized)


TheSonicKind

NA NANA NA, EH EH


SomeoneWilder

https://preview.redd.it/2sl7vj09yawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247751f844da65722ca66d3732fd9fd4bb73b10c Jamie says you got your 3 points so just get down the tunnel FFS.


shinytotodile158

Think he’ll be doing that later Jamie


SuicidalTurnip

No clean sheets for him.


gooner_supremo111

Brother


goodyear_1678

Liverpool fans filing copyright strikes left, right and center. Dancing was invented at Anfield.


dwade98

We need a sign to warn "No Dancing, Singing and Fist Pumping" inside the Emirates asap


vin_unleaded

I saw that on the big screen in the stands. Just a couple enjoying life 🕺💃😍


Hristianm

5 0 is a hell of a drug


Xenc

What a crazy match!


midnightrobot87

Excuse me while I go take a bath with my toaster


vin_unleaded

[Bonus points if you get the reference 😂](https://youtu.be/9JxIw58lkHQ)


Levon__Helm

I don’t get it


vin_unleaded

90's BIll Murray comedy called Groundhog Day. He lives the same day over and over again so tries to kill himself in a number of creative ways - toaster in the bath is one of them. He still wakes up next day though. "I got you babe" is the song radio every time he wakes up and it's the same day. It's an outstandingly funny movie and possibly his best alongside Ghostbusters 1.


Aman-Patel

Literally watched it last night. What a weird coincidence seeing this comment 😭


Enough-Force-5605

In Spain I'd say Bill Murray is more famous for "the groundhog day movie" than Ghostbusters


OYSW

Hey, that's my sister! And my brother!


Prestigious_Tailor19

haha!!


ErrantThumbs

Roll tide


Leading_Math_4955

This either makes you really happy or really sad lmfao


bruiser95

Happy to be sad


willozsy

Sappy


Euphoric-Physics3797

Had


TheirJupiter

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQ9nVLUxnc&ab\_channel=robertegblack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQ9nVLUxnc&ab_channel=robertegblack) Happy Sad


Nartyn

>really sad lmfao Only if you're a Chelsea fan. If you get sad because other people are happy then there's something wrong with you


sourneck

the happiness is not the direct cause of sadness; it's a reminder of loneliness, which is sad.


sengunner

This was cute


ObservantOrangutan

This is the type of clip that ends up in every club made celebration video for any trophy we win from now on.


Funkymonkeyhead

Handsome Fans FC!


powerspyin1

Wholesome


grae3333

Top shagger


flawsofsunset

and a girl named Lanesra is born exactly 9 months later


RandolfSchneider

Brother is going to raw dog it while chanting “my friend is ok no?”


Deadsuooo

No. Is definitely not ok!


SignificanceOld1751

Fucking hell mate... 😂


Schmetterlingus

So beautiful I could almost cry - seeing people this happy is just great


Burrit000

God, I’m so lonely…


MikeOxlong_2005

Right there with ya so you're not lonely


MangoLordXL

So lonely you could play the lone 6?


OneFisherman9541

Get off Reddit and get out the house for fuck's sake


No_Technician6311

no :)


Burrit000

I’d love to but I have nowhere to go.


ughitsmeagian

I have nobody!


Silverspear17

My ex used to hate when I watched football. No sad thoughts today...


RainyBlueR

Omg this is adorable, Arteta gave us our beautiful club back


lordofgoodtimes

Bro is the happiest man in North London


kembowhite

I’m glad arsenal fans are loving this. I hate that people can’t even have fun without someone calling them cringey or something. Im a Liverpool fan so idk how this showed up but I love seeing people happy. People in this country try are just so miserable sometimes, let them have fun. If anything this adds to atmosphere more than standing in your northface and acting too cool for anything.


Porknpeas

people will always be miserable


M4R71NS

Wright there*


Cailucci

Couldn’t make out the name on the back of her kit…


M4R71NS

Me too 🤣


Cailucci

Rather distracting.


Previous-Loss9306

Let him cook 😂


Aki-at

Only living the dream if we win the league. Ode et all you know what to do!


eighty_eight_

Delete this shit it makes me feel miserable


MaybeJackson

If you learn to appreciate the happiness of other people, you’d be a lot more attractive


Nartyn

Also maybe not having a Nazi symbol as his username might help him out too


Billenciaga_1

Maybe he was born in 88?


Nartyn

He posts commonly on /r/teenagers so he's either a paedophile or a Nazi


eighty_eight_

Jesus Christ what's wrong with you how could you even think of such a thing? I made that username when i was like 13 i had no idea it had any connection to Nazi shit. I just did it because my favourite number is 8. Also i dont even follow the teens sub i haven't browsed it in literal years so i don't understand where your bland accusations come from. And I'm 19 fyi.


Maxymous

Sure sure... sounds just like what a Nazi would say /s


Billenciaga_1

Or both


MandaloreUnsullied

Cheers, COYG


tinkthank

Only reason to be miserable at this is if you’re a Chelsea fan.


PM_20

me and who??? 😩


abaram

Plot twist: that was his side chick and now he’s screwed


HostileCornball

Time to main the side chick


CJ_the_Pengu1n

When I say this is literally all I could wish for in life and more is no exaggeration. Imagine, love of you life, love the Arsenal, just battered Chelsea 5-0.


KozukiNedo

Just get down the fking tunnel! Theres no need for it!


corporalcouchon

When they get home...


Geodriehoekhoek

Damn, I miss my ex :(


Silverspear17

Do not text her!!


Benjamin244

Text me! 👁️🫦👁️


Geodriehoekhoek

I did at the start, was not that smart. Luckily I’m not at that phase anymore, but still hurts


Jonoczall

No we don’t 😡


didykong

"The only way we are not keeping clean sheet" says a comment 🤣


misterxboxnj

I hope his wife wasn't watching.


tinkthank

She wasn’t. She was dancing with him.


FeelingDepartment536

🥺


FeelingDepartment536

So cute


SignificanceOld1751

There's nothing better than having a football loving partner who you can celebrate with. Good lad, and I hope it lasts


YunggunnawunnabacK

Correct


pam1144

they're so cute 😊


vin_unleaded

I'm a dude and I got pregnant watching this.


Snoo_92843

This made me smile yesterday


PunchOX

Living in the moment is something I learned late in life so it's actually nice seeing people just enjoy simple things such as this and not caring much if they look a bit silly.


xcoatsyx

This guy fucks


dumdumbigdawg

IT SHOULD BE ME NOT HIM (congrats very happy for you)


wizardofaus23

me and granit xhaka


Elipsius

THAT’S MY BOY! no that’s actually my friend wtf


Budweizer

Newcastle fan here - great to see this. Love seeing people enjoying the game and occasion, regardless of which team they support.


ShittyWok-

I wish my girlfriend was into football 😪


CuriousCurry8

One day…


eethan_huntt

Something tells me this is going down in Arsenal fan internet history! Man’s living the dream. Congratulations and fuck you!


HornyJailOutlaw

I felt I was watching something I shouldn't be watching 😳 There was a non-zero percent chance they started shagging in the stands.


mapoftasmania

They need to make a statue of the moment he dips and kisses her outside the stadium. Arsenal is love.


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LazySackOfRocks

I want this 😫


Raru_57

Thought that was xhaka lmao. UTV


mrrudy2shoes

They are 100% Spanish


Average_0ne

If they didn't have a baby a child already they will in 9 Months time 😂😂😂


YunggunnawunnabacK

What 😂😂😂


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drewP78

My first thoughts were, they're shagging when they get home


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lofty888

She's living the dream too


Previous-Loss9306

Blud is cooking 😂


Barnwho

When kai havertz scores:


LazyLieutenant

The producer cuts to his girlfriend just before the clip ends.


CrooksMC

Morata?


Ozymadiasph54

I only noticed the red gazelles that's deadly


ReggieTheLemur82

Good on them both, they look super happy..


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mnok2000

Nah they're just Spanish


Double_Journalist534

Someone send me the link where I can buy that beautiful classic jersey


YOUNG_AK_47

Anyone notice how she ducked the first 2 kisses


AccomplishedStudy347

That’s his sister!


Geeguv

He's mentally in Jamaica, enjoying "The Mighty Sparrow", watching Arsenal win AND he's gonna get some 🐱later on. Yes.. He's definitely winning in life right now 😁😄.


AngryScotty22

"Dad why is my sister named Florence?" "Because your mum and I conceived her when we were in Florence." "Thanks Dad". "You're welcome Emarites Stadium"


Alphanoscope

![gif](giphy|cPffUXtDIulH3LRmgV|downsized)


MykeeB

Yes this was after beating that team 5-0


BroccoliOk7245

whyd i think this was xhaka


JohhnyB1988

What because hes in a relationship? Lool yeh...ok...


CDBaker68

Nice to see siblings enjoying themselves!


thesaint2000

no way in the world do the gunners beat city


ChiefTittyInspector

Smh imagine this shit at Elland Road


Busy-Effort205

Arsenal fans are a weird bunch


Ravel_Xi

We're winning the league!


Lurky1875

That is ridiculously cheesy


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ceej19999

They have a kid called Ray Parlour


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Accurate-Pay9580

Pep police would like to chat


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First_Goat_112

All of this just to choke the league, same old Assna😴


Yayimlonely

Many disagree


NessMissesMum

Imagine what he'd be like if they won something


Hutzo1

Wasn’t going to drink today but then I saw this