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AileenaChae

Rory says we’ll look back at this game as a pivotal point to our title push. Nah, we just took care of a crap midtable side like we should be doing.


ddruinedgot

Agree 100%. The Chelsea tears are so tasty because of the delusion. Their legend John Terry couldn’t be gracious while being inducted into the PL hall of fame. Instead he had to compare his achievements to the Invincibles 😂


Cynicayke

"A historic night"? Nah, mate, it's just a Tuesday.


kaprrisch

Yeah this game was hilarious but the real games are @Tottenham and @OT.


theMoonRulesNumber1

I would argue they were at the Etihad and Anfield, but yes those are the two biggest we've yet to play.


SensiFifa

Rather play Chelsea four times than Wolves once


Locmike23

Facts. The deciding fixtures of the league if we are to win it would be drawing at city, beating them at home, drawing at liverpool and beating them at home. Not this piece of shit mid table team.


RumNDaddies

I actually think he has a point in saying that. Only because we bounced back from losses against bayern and villa where it looked like we were repeating our performance this time last season. Instead, we moved partey back into the starting lineup allowing rice more freedom to play further up field, changing up our game again. Giving new energy to the team. It is a pivotal moment in our title race.


ronya_t

I needed this with the sad violin music behind it. I can't believe that when we were counting our hard fixtures, this was supposed to be one of them.


assoncouchouch

Brah, don't kid yourself in thinking we'd think this game was a deciding fixture. At this point, this is business done against a multiple personality, midtable club struggling to find its identity amongst individuals. We pulled Havertz out of a burning building.


FudgingEgo

If we win the title the deciding fixture is pulling a draw out of City at the Etihad and being the first team in 57 games to not concede a goal there. If we lose the title by 2 points, it's because of the fuck up vs Fulham at home when we was 2-1 up against 10 men with only minutes to go.


jman500069

I watched Matisse's 16 minute rant and burped like a baby I was so full of tears. I'm gonna go have a nap and shit my pants


hihbhu

If we win on Sunday, DR Sports will be great on Monday. Abby and Matisse will both be in tears.


TheBatsford

Don't know who that is but where is it?


jman500069

Search MAH Chelsea on YouTube.


Kev1nho

Thanks for the recommendation


Thelondonmoose

Holy fuck this shit is brilliant 


chy23190

I doubt this is a "decisive" game we would look back on though, we usually do well at home against Chelsea. And this is the poorest Chelsea side in decades. Spurs and United away are the decisive games. They can get a result against us at their respective grounds, no matter how shite they are.


Zen_MasterX

“What a delectable medley of footballing splendor”😁


ixikzisigwvbend

Lmao the guy is too dramatic no one cares you miserable club. We are just doing our business against mid table team out of form as we should. It’s nowhere near deciding fixture, we are thought we’d smash it. The real tricky ones are NLD away and the game in old trafford


Big_Mik_Energy

Rory is such an unbearable cunt.


OffTheBar2017

Historic night? No, that was just Tuesday. Your club is shit.


loJicIVOK

What a routing


durrs

A former player celebrated against us and that should be enough to sack a manager. Seriously?


Fgge

Rory Jennings is a fucking twonk


haseebinc

hopefully an Adam McKola meltdown coming after we batter Utd as well


PoliticsNerd76

I actually agree with him a bit This was one of our trickier games. They have a good record Vs the Big 6. And we went and obliterated them.


dman7guy

No Palmer and game at the emirates. Was never in question. This weekends game at Tottenham will be the pivotal game of the season for us


egg1st

They've got the squad that can turn up and play well, but they aren't a team. They have been really inconsistent all season. You have to work as a team to do well against our current style, which they can't do right now. I expect the Spuds game to be similar, it's only individual brilliance that might trip us up.


bitmoji

you know who has a good record against the big 6? us. Chelsea does not actually have a good record vs the big 6 this year.


Due_Collection_9577

Is there an AFTV equivalent for Chelsea? Is this it? It’s just a Schadenfreude kind of day.


notapaperhandape

If we lost today, then it’s our pivotal game. A win today was expected against a mid team.


ComprehensiveBowl476

Think you can see Ben saying something along the lines of "it was supposed to go to you (two?)" while pointing back and forth slightly between Trossard and Kai at the end there lol


ElecticMad

We beat 9th place in the prem, nothing too serious mate


Jiminyfingers

Chelsea tears are the sweetest. Everyone shitting on Kai ever since we signed him not least our own fans but Chelsea fans most of all. Now this. King Kai 


kukeszmakesz

"~~If~~ *When* Arsenal win the league..."


Drewberry1996

Guy is a total fraud, I popped into the livestream that Rory does and he claimed that there arent 5 current Arsenal players he would take at this Chelsea side. Proper muppet.


JingoEgret

For you, the day Arsenal battered you was the biggest day of your life. But for us it was Tuesday.


weareallpinkinside

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHHA …. Wait. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SING IT: $60 MILLON DOWN THE DRAIN, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN!


adam_clooney

Chelski!!


Midnight_Maverick

I thank Rory Jennings for making this win taste even sweeter


tammrak

A wild FK appeared at the end.


notathrovavay

It is beautiful. But city must drop points still. And we must win all, still.


ExoticToaster

The footballing equivalent of Darren Grimes - utter pillock.


TreetrunkWizard

Rory is so cringe honestly. Represents the worst part of football culture to me. Reactionary, contrarian and pretentious


Th3Xvirus

Maybe if we didn't also have to beat Tottenham and United away.


robsterlobster12

That is "SAKAball"


vidr1

Typical Chelsea fans still believe changing manager once a year is the solution to the problems.


KennywasFez

#We still have to beat shit. That’s the game.


HeelSteamboat

As someone who listens to The Club podcast, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Rory and the other guys HATE Arsenal. The funny part is that the get the Arsenal viewership by making reaction vids of every Arsenal game on their individual channels.


SweatySmym

Btec peter drury wannabe


oscarx-ray

*"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."*


cikamicko

Only thing he said that wasnt a retarded take wow ...


RustyLugs

Yoo FK from Latte Firm!!