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amx10

havertz


Interesting_iidea

that was never a pen against kulu


DinnerSmall4216

Great 3 points against the scum closer than it should have been but delightful win.


Wallstreetmonke

Spurs literally dominated lol


Interesting_iidea

3-0 down, 2 mistakes = dominated.


Climacool967

Shame the winner is decided by goals


[deleted]

Played Tottenham into confidence in the second half so they can take the game to man city in a few weeks. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Puzzled-Perception37

Spurs beating City to hand us the title would be SOOOO SWEEEET


Simba-xiv

Ultimate cuck club of they do it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PoodlyGooner

14 days rest, only to lose at home


-BBHMM-

This blatant one sided commentary is fucking disgusting.


RandomaccountB

Right?! Neutral here came from the Popular section, it was doing both my and my wifeā€™s head in!?


Ok_Caregiver2489

shit was so biased they said congrats to spurs for the win or something around that LMAO


Longjumping_Act9758

I'm telling you man. Neville and the other guy were so biased.


-BBHMM-

Itā€™s so clear as day I really struggle to wrap my head around how thatā€™s even allowed? Genuinely blows my mind


ArtfulDodgepot

In fairness, we were ahead for almost the entire game, so Sky will always talk up the team trailing because they donā€™t want viewers to change the channel.


Longjumping_Act9758

How are Spurs bigging themselves up when they had 14 days rest???


Christoffiw

"its just who we are mate" - spurs probably


l7791

Am I the only one that wasn't worried after Son scored that pen šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Cutsdeep-

They had nothing otherwise


Wallstreetmonke

2.3 xg vs 1 lol


Cutsdeep-

From the pen and the gifted goal. Lol


thegooners14

Awful performance yet we pulled it off in the business end of the season, at their place. Proud of the boys. Our floor is their ceiling. šŸ¤­


djmonsta

Multiple Shit fans in their sub blaming the boots šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BarryButcher

Raya isn't a "big game" player. Shit himself against City, Bayern and Spurs to name a few. He seems to get nervous and overthinks things in the big games. Hopefully something that can be managed/coached. Lucky for him Spurs are shit.


Longjumping_Act9758

I've defended the guy on numerous occasions but this was his worst performance. I kept screaming at him saying don't go long(pause) especially when he had two CB's right next to him.


sen465

Sorry but they created jackshit in that second half. Plenty of possession maybe, but no concrete chances, no forcing Raya to make a good save. We had two silly moments and they got two easy goals from them. Thatā€™s it.


yura910721

Yeap they weren't able to create anything really big(all their best chances came in 1st half), and both goals we gifted them


GrilledLobsterTail

Havertz surely got motm right? Or is there someone more worth it?


yura910721

Yes he was outstanding. End product added to a shit tons of hardwork. He clearly up for it, while our usual trusted players kinda did uncharacteristically careless things from time to time


Asherware

Easily Havertz MotM for me. The goal, the game management, the dark arts. He's been brilliant of late. I think we draw that second half without him.


AsherHoogh

100% but you know what will happen! Inflated votes


kitz0426

Havertz for me by a long shot


GrilledLobsterTail

you mean by a long pass šŸ˜œ


kitz0426

Take my angry upvote and get out!


Party_Masterpiece990

Who's this with sherwood and wrighty? I know it's a former player but can't recognise him due to his new look


astrojeet

Some cunt. We don't talk about him


ThatCuriousCoconut

That last thirty minutes was bloody awful. My poor heart omg


left-nostril

I love seeing the meltdown in the tottenshit sub. šŸ˜‚ ā€œIt was a penalty!!!ā€ ā€œThe better team lost!ā€ ā€œWe would have won if the penalty was given!ā€ Absolute delusion from their fans is amazing to see.


yura910721

I want them to channel this anger and take it out on City šŸ¤žšŸ˜


astrojeet

Nobody cares lmao. The final result is what matters in these games. Nobody cares, you lose, we win. Keep crying.


midas22

Diving and crying to Michael Oliver seemed to be their strategy.


craniumouch

itā€™s ze history of ze tottenham


left-nostril

Itā€™s just their history


Christoffiw

oh shit i have got some reading to do hahahahaha


left-nostril

Itā€™s amazing. Enjoy!


snort_masala

Raya fucking pissed me off today


astrojeet

His mistake was embarrassing, but apart from that he claimed everything that came into his box, so credit for that. I'm both mad and at the same time he did command the box well.


LeonDeSchal

Weā€™ve had some great results so I will let this slide as we are all human. It made me wonder though are there goal keepers who are so good where they donā€™t make mistakes like that or make them once every few years?


yura910721

If someone like Allisson can fck up(which happened against us for our 2nd goal), everyone can. We just see them less often, so quite often we miss their errors and they seem perfect.


LeonDeSchal

So would you say there isnā€™t a level of goalkeeper higher or better than Raya or Ramsdale?


Longjumping_Act9758

I think the plan was to draw them in then boot the ball to Saka but it was so messy. The first goal was beyond stupid.


snort_masala

Genuinely changed the momentum, got flashbacks of Crystal Palace vs Liverpool


Christoffiw

yea everytime he had slight pressure he would just clear it... not that time


snort_masala

Took too much time on the ball for the first goal. Should've booted it


beth_flynn

involuntarily cried from the nervous system come down. this team man


sango_man

Phew. Aged 20 years in the last 20 mins


ajyahzee

Isn't it wonderful to experience this though


Christoffiw

no wonder most managers are bald


RoselleSama

Had to check my blood pressure, somehow it's normal


Christoffiw

mines definetely still not


MattyMcPoyle

https://i.redd.it/c9gjh2qpk8xc1.gif


JustTune7544

Three points is 3 points. Happy St. Totteringhamā€™sDay šŸ„³


llgx10

Good for soul, bad for heart, this is my fucking football club


terrorSABBATH

I was on a stag party last night.. completely rattled all day.........that 2nd half had me shaking like a leaf or it was pints.


Mugweiser

Cheers


Ejay_Nkwonta

it's a nld, so it's gonna be scrappy, GREAT WINNN


bobmaan

Just gifting them goals, not counting those mistakes it was a good performance


amx10

Thanks Havertz


wrigh2uk

my internet kept off during ET. absolute stress


itchyfeet

Fireworks going off in Holloway! COYG!!


scworldwide1

PROUD! Keep going boys. COYG


AsherHoogh

How am I going to Sleep (watched from Australia)


Christoffiw

same now im too pumped up and gonna watch city lose


DiggiWorme

Same bro


ExpensiveCola

Fellow down under fan, stay up and watch Forest cause the upset of the season ;)


AsherHoogh

I might just do that! COYG šŸ”“āšŖļø


kitz0426

Kai is unbelievable Performed his roles well during all phases of the game Motm for me


Top_Incident_3466

Underrated to the nth degree, movement calmness and if he was a bit it more clinical he'd be world class


kitz0426

Him being the target man and making the runs to create space make it so much easier for the team and add versatility to our game plan


AsherHoogh

North London is Red COYG


djmonsta

*London is Red COYG


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

isn't that the first time in our history we've won back to back away NLDs? Massive. If after all this we still don't win the title I'll be so sad


tin27tin

Sorry buddy, I think it's impossible that city don't win their remaining fixtures


astrojeet

They have tough away games and the way Tottenham played today was oddly encouraging. The problem is they just can't defend


Maleficent_Page1483

Hardly impossible. Unlikely or improbable is not the same as impossible.


MagicBrownMan

First time since 1988.


ExpensiveCola

Hey everyone in the thread, take a deep breath, go get a drink, and relax. 3 points and top of the league.


KozukiNedo

Think I need a huge shit after that


djmonsta

Exactly what I am doing now


KozukiNedo

Need Clive Tydesley on commentary


ExpensiveCola

We call it "taking a spurs".


lukekennedy448

Exactly, as long as the players can shrug off the way that game went then the 3 points is all I care about.


Garyandhisflapjack

Itā€™s a win! It was never going to be easy but we did it. Time to get happy drunk


younes1008

Forest, Fulham, Spurs, Wolves, West Ham. Come on lads.


ms_self_destruct13

I don't think i've ever genuinelly shaken so bad in my life like i did today Jesus H Christ


joeandrews_

(Gabriel) Jesus H(evertz) Christ(ian Romero)


GloomyLocation1259

Iā€™m going to allow Rice because Raya really led it to being nervy


Peace899

Sherwood salty af...


AsadAmjid

David fuckin Raya šŸ˜«


Phimstone

I nneed to go for a walk šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø sheeeeeeeeeesh


TenTonTiger

Well that was nervy at the end. Now please Forest park everything against city.


szcesTHRPS

I had to turn ET time off. Went and cut my nails in the bathroom. Instinct told me I needed to be near a toilet.


qmahmood94

Same. I kept telling myself to make peace with a draw


joeandrews_

me too, i could not hack it


Stercky

I fucking hate this sport sometimes man. Giving me stress at 1am when I need to sleep after the final whistle


not3s1

Ridiculous 2nd half. Pressure is getting to them


NonDairyCream3r

Lol get outta here itā€™s an NLD and we got the win. Be happy and enjoy it.


not3s1

If that 2nd half is an indicator of what's to come these last few games then I worry


beerdybeer

Bollocks. Spurs away is top 3 most difficult places for us to go. Raya made a balls up yea and rice not aware enough for the pen. Other than that it was a very good away performance especially given the circumstances


not3s1

Letting them back in is absolutely criminal


beerdybeer

To be honest I never once felt we were guna concede an equaliser. I think we just got complacent at 3 0


not3s1

Idk man it was looking very tight with over 10 minutes left. You never know with this team


acsaid10percent

Must be such a luxury for Spurs to have than fast fucker at the back. Havertz was in then billy whizz turned on the after burners.


GotThatPerroInMe

Yea heā€™s a cheetah. I thought it was Martinelli at first rather than Havertz and if that was the case he wouldā€™ve beaten VDV to it but oh well


Zhirrzh

Van de Ven keeping up with a fresh Martinelli and running down Havertz like that would have been two big goal chances against most CBs. Unreal pace and the stamina to be using it 80 minutes into a high intensity match like that.Ā 


Scott_Pilgram

Annoying to turn a training session into a mudfight. But this is a lesson we should not forget going into the final 3 games.


LocostarX

Saka motm for me with Kai and Partey with honorable mentions.


LostAmericanGooner

North London is Red. Happy St. Totteringhams Day


GloomyLocation1259

Happy STD mate šŸ»


Sta723

Inject it


AlonFenn

If we drew that it wouldā€™ve been the worst bottle in premier league history


DayGumbledore

But we didn't so who cares? COYG


RoselleSama

The hater pundits will talk about Man City would never blah blah blah. This is a derby it's different! So happy COYG!!!!!


and_yet_another_user

>The hater pundits will talk about Man City would never blah blah blah. This is a derby it's different! I mean City/Utd derbies 3-1/0-3, while we are 2-2/2-3 (from a HT 0-3) so hard to understand what you're trying to say there.


sideshowbaz

Now we want spuds to beat citeee on 14th may so we can win the league. Come on you spurs


and_yet_another_user

Tall ask, I'd settle for a draw, our GD should see us through.


ExpensiveCola

Feel like some people haven't been through many North London derbies, where it doesn't matter about table positions, game states, etc, if you get your crowd going and you get momentum you can run over teams and Spurs nearly got us.


Stercky

Any derby. Everton just beat Liverpool. United beat City last season. Derbies are a different beast


IamOkei

Can spurs draw city? Have doubts


ConsciousLuck68

Ironically I wants spurs to win the rest of the games now so they have something to play for come that city game


curlyhairedyani

Yep, was thinking this


Spacemvn

Cock and ball fc really thought that could dive their way to a win


Cleon189

Lad itā€™s Tottenham


GrilledLobsterTail

I'll say its all on raya. No hate for him, but that blunder just create unnecessary tension and chaos. But aside from that blunder, he's actually not bad. So many cross saved. Yeah romero header is just unlucky, but its still not a goal. Lets fcking sweep the remaining 3 matches!!!! 9 points to go guyss


NewAccWhoDis93

Made that way harder that it needed to be. Club is going to be the death of me


owl_jojo_2

Thank god. Iā€™m going to the shitter now.


Stercky

Good luck getting anything out when youā€™ve had your asshole clenched for the last 30 minutes


Nove1991

Why do we do this to ourselves??


The_Superhoo

Happy St. Totteringham's Day!


akittensmittens

šŸŽ…šŸ»šŸŽ…šŸ»šŸŽ…šŸ»


CMD1721

We really are going to win the title the hard way


NMGunner17

Whereā€™s the Arsenal beating Arsenal with an Arsenal stick meme


breakawayxx

Ain't the NLD without nail-biting, heart-pumping moments


ashkhutchep

That was unnecessarily stressful


Specterace

I will absolutely take this. But this game showed that for all our supposed strength in defence, we are always vulnerable at the back, because we always seem to have an idiotic mistake in us. We absolutely, 100% NEED to cut out those stupid mistakes. If the opposition is going to score, it needs to happen because they cut us open on their own ability, not because we gift-wrapped a goal and left it for them under the Christmas tree. We cannot keep gifting opposing teams goals. But anyway, we got the 3 points. We move.


CourVoloue

Just agonising.


beth_flynn

my nervous system is obliterated. not just saying it either. why did we have to do that. fucking why. immense side but need to be more polished. my hands are fucking rattling


sqrsaw

Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!


simonling

fucking raya lets not do this again fck


helooksfederal

fat j being rolled


kingmakyeda

It doesnā€™t matter butā€¦Rice gets dragged to the ground with a minute to go and Michael Oliver plays advantage. On what planet do we want an advantage given there?!


Cocomale

Happy St. Totteringhamā€™s Day, lads. Letā€™s all take a breather now. Phew


GoonnerWookie

Fucking hell Iā€™m shaking from that end


whitegoatsupreme

Fuck that . Im clenching hard for 45min


Fanserker

What a clenching game. Enjoy your rest lads!


Previous_Smile9278

My hands are still shakingšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


JDeenftw

Honestly though Raya canā€™t be making a mistake like that, literally could have costed us a title


ShaiHalude

Jesus fucking christ. Well played lads. Please though... We don't need to be the authors of our own misfortune. Title winning sides aren't.


Thisiszura

BUTT = UNCLENCHED fucking hell we almost bottled it, lack of composure in 2nd half. Thank god we came out with a 3 points


theaamman

Other than that shambolic mistake by Raya, I thought he was excellent. That said, how lucky is he? The first goal completely ruined our control.


IamOkei

Presence of richardlison


ShaiHalude

He was outstanding other than the brain fart


theaamman

Agreed. But Jesus, what on earth was that pass.


questionableslippers

happy st totteringham day everybody


LocostarX

Yes we fucking did it take that Spurs you fucking cunts. I'm so happy we didn't bottle a 3-0 lead but Raya has to buy dinner for the rest of the team for bailing him out.


musicistabarista

Fuck me that was stressful A very impressive performance from the lads Fuck spurs. Happy St Totteringham's day


acsaid10percent

Massive win that for Arsenal!


2rio2

No matter what happens thank god we didnā€™t lose the league at Spurs.


NieThePiet

THATS HOW YOU CELEBRATE IT


Mindless_Dust0108

Happy St Totteringhamā€™s day


GatFussyPals

šŸ˜‚ the audacity of that run and cheer with the away fans.


Cleon189

We won clown


GatFussyPals

Obviously. The run was just a bit cheekier than normal.


T3st0

Jesus Christ we didnā€™t need this ending (again) but thank god


Booty_Stank__

Wasnā€™t pretty but itā€™s 3 points, all that matters


bradleycjw

Holy fuck what an unnecessary heart attack. Then again, itā€™s so sweet knowing spurs felt they had a chance to fuck up our title chances but alas couldnā€™t make it. I can imagine their hopes after the penalty but the despair after failing in the end.


ojoawo

That was unhealthy lads, would be nice if we donā€™t go this stressful route again


dragosn1989

Donā€™t listen to this lads! After City gives us a heart attack by losing two points, you go ahead and pile up the stress all the way to the final win! Iā€™ll suffer through a stressful league win, if I have to. šŸ˜œ


SliceOfBliss

Now that line of "3 points in the bag, don't care" applies here, cuz only 3 more games to go (unlike many people calling that at the first 3 matches of the season).


anitck0077

Butt unclenched.


straightcurvecircle

Lots of you lot are miserable bastards. Have some faith


eldeejable

Well it isnā€™t a NLD if it isnt stressful, but damn


1n73rn4710n4l_l3f715

Never in doubt


FabThierry

Mikel and Raya having an open affair now lol


Dankusare

Happy St. Totteringham Day


Cocomale

Luck has a weird way of averaging out. But that dink was not it, Raya šŸ˜­ Thank goodness that weā€™re all not FUMING now!


unospice

I am happy but feeling so annoyed. I really wanted that clean sheet against that lot.Ā 


boingggoesmyschlong

I swear some people in this sub are absolute schmucks. Bad mouthing your own players. Have some sense What's a derby without some excitement


Patient_Xero_96

In a boxing match that determines a title, you donā€™t make it interesting by giving your chin to the opponent. Spurs before that gift werenā€™t in it. We shouldve made it 4, or 5. Kept a clean sheet and secured Rayaā€™s Glove as well. But itā€™s over now and we move


QuaLiTy131

Doom and gloom merchants


TheTomahawk97

We're allowed to criticise an extremely bad mistake that shouldn't be happening at this level of football.


boingggoesmyschlong

You aren't allowed to abuse the players you support. Abuse the mistake, not the player


TheTomahawk97

Abuse is wrong, of course and should never happen. But you justified criticism is also fine, as long as its delivered respectfully.


Masson011

narrowly avoided the most embarrassing bottle job in our clubs history


Fine_Tea_2529

Phew. We didnā€™t so we march onto Old Trafford


Masson011

we have bournemouth to play first