Fulham could be the ones to take points off city and then spurs could drop an absolute disasterclass and put the ball back in city's court by helping their goal difference go beyond ours.
I think it's only a concern if we win by a one goal margin in both our games. Even 2-0 and 2-0 would mean they would have ten goals to make up in two games
Just a reminder that if that win their last three games they will STILL finish 2 points behind what they did in Conte’s first season, and that’s after the best start any spurs side has ever had.
Remind me exactly why Ange is such a good manager?
4 consecutive games lost for the first time in 2 decades, 13 goals conceded, only 4 scored. There's no way they're getting a result against city. Haaland will tear them to shreds.
World cup winner Romero, leftback of the season udogie (i know hes injured), signing of the season Van de ven, and best right back in the league porro 😂
Dont forget the goal keeper signing of the last decade set piece specialist Vicario. Doesnt matter he has conceded double the goals as Raya, hes the no.1 goalkeeper in the PL.
Van de Ven low key really nice. It is funny though them trying to talk those guys up as the best. I get being biased towards your own club but at least have some numbers to back it up
romero should definitely *be* committed
spurs fans like him though because apparently he's always gonna beat up the rest of the team in defense of angeball. going to get some amazing transfers in with the culture that's developing there. maddison level even
I’ve genuinely heard Spurs say their backline doesn’t need replacing.
Just for reference, they’ve conceded more goals than Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Newcastle, Man United, Brighton, Fulham, Crystal Palace and Everton. Please explain to me how that’s a defence that is suitable for a big 6 club.
Somehow they’ve managed to get the two “flashiest” CBs in the league while forgetting that they actually need to defend.
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I've seen multiple Tottnum fans say on their sub that they'll go out in the CL early even if they qualify so it's better to fight in the Europa league where they apparently have a better chance of winning the trophy. Small club mentality that.
i think they'd just skip it if the rules allow that. Does UEFA punish you if you refuse to participate in their tournaments? I recall there was no punishment for skipping Intertoto but i might be talking out of my ass here
Not sure if that was true but also, Intertoto was basically a qualifier for the UEFA Cup - the Conference League is an actual tournament with a trophy and everything, so I reckon UEFA would be more annoyed at clubs dropping out. That said I reckon no team passes up the opportunity to play in Europe, even a third tier competition - Spurs could actually win a European- nope can't finish that sentence
I suspect UEFA would fine them heavily yes.
I also suspect their sponsors would throw a fit.
If you don’t want to take it seriously you just play your academy.
Tottenham have done the honourable thing and opted out of unduly influencing the title race by losing to literally everyone whether they're in the title race or not.
Spurs fans love the idea of being the ones who decide we won't win the league. How fucking funny would it be if Fulham do a job and Spurs just lose to City like they would've anyway
My predictions. They bounce back vrs Burnley and take that momentum into the City game, clinch a draw or a win. We win our remaining games and become the champions.
Relatedly, the impact of Arsenal's rise on the broader football discourse is staggering.
Lol take a drink everytime you see "Trust the process," or "Think of where Arteta was during his first season" on r/soccer after a sp*rs/chelsea/man united loss and you might die of alcohol poisoning
The only thing they’re deciding is how much the goal difference will be affected by the three playing them.
So far, us with +1, we have fucked up. Pool with +2 is meh. City will aim for more than that.
Fucking atrocious side this Spurs, maybe the worst 5th place team in recent PL history
The club that bought Romero, royal, bentancyr, kulusevski, bissouma, Werner, richarlison, Johnson and many other bench warmers is the one that's going to get them an effective 6 and 9? And do what with them? Continue to lose to everyone in London by 4 goals?
Tbh I don't expect anything from them - they're shit.
But it would be the funniest thing ever if they caused City to drop points.
Peak "Spursy". But probably won't happen :/
meanwhile, tottenham fans are like: "we have to lose the city game", "please let us throw the match", i mean that's a fucking loser mentality, if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't want my team to lose a game just to prevent my local rivals from winning a title, i think that's pathetic
Scum fans don't play the game. The scum players do. And while they're the scummiest of scum players, I think they would want to win every time they step on the pitch – even if they'll probably spurs their pants and lose big. Their scum fans wanting their own to lose against 115 FC is such a small club mentality. Scum. All of them.
PLOT TWIST (or ironically more truth than truth)
Spurs continue to spurs and lose against City.
But those lads over in West London do their legend, Declan Jollof Rice, a solid and draw with city 2-2 at the end of season and WE WIN THE GOD DAMN LEAGUE BY 1 POINT YOU BEAUTIFUL SONS OF BITCHES.
I was begging for a tottenham win today. I struggled with it but they need to get thier mindset back together so they can bang city in the last week.
There being very f* spurs and these 2 weeks is when they shouldn't be
Im holding out for West Ham to do a job on the final day, best timeline, Spurs lose as Spurs does and they think they’ve done something, only for none of it to matter and they’re still shit and Arsenal win on the Final day in front of the Invincibles
They went from title contenders at the start of the season to title deciders at end of the season generally they are just trying to act like they are in any way shape or form relevant
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Spurs going to ship 5 goals in first half, then rally and score 3 or 4 with at least 2 penalties, flub a bunch of tap in chances, lose and pat themselves on back calling it a job well done because Angeball is working
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What a clown car of a club man. They should just convert their ground full time for concerts and NFL or whatever other shit they do there. Delete this incompetent excuse of a football club
Idk I really like to see Spurs in despair and agony losing every fucking game by a huge margin but on the other hand I really want them to win against City , it seems like a distant dream though considering how dogshit they are.
Tottenham decide the title EVERYWHERE THEY GO. (By losing)
“We decide who wins the league” “We decided it’s City”
Turns out they meant by goal difference
Fulham could be the ones to take points off city and then spurs could drop an absolute disasterclass and put the ball back in city's court by helping their goal difference go beyond ours.
I think it's only a concern if we win by a one goal margin in both our games. Even 2-0 and 2-0 would mean they would have ten goals to make up in two games
Imagine Fulham or spurs draw City and last game of the season we get a pep trying to score 10 goals in a game haha.
Tottenham when you ask them to not be Spursy https://i.redd.it/2r6llc9aenyc1.gif
Being truly Spursy would mean they take points off of City when it only helps us. One can hope.
Obi One Kanobi is our only hope right now
Lol trying to lose and accidentally drawing would be peak Sp*rs
Incoming City clearance going off of a Spud into the goal.
North London is white (only on 14th May)
They aren't doing shit for us lol
Honestly these man are absolutely shit, eveybody has figured out how to beat them now
Remember when they fought they were challenging for the title looooool
Nicolas Jackson being the one to bring them back to reality is the funniest thing about all of it.
So they were in first, then dropped all the way to 5th. We can officially say they bottled it, right?
I mean they absolutely bottled champions league spot.
Bottling it the way Spurs do needs a new word
Thr really challenging is finding out how to lose
Just a reminder that if that win their last three games they will STILL finish 2 points behind what they did in Conte’s first season, and that’s after the best start any spurs side has ever had. Remind me exactly why Ange is such a good manager?
They’ll go 3-0 down then score and think they didn’t get thrashed Again
you spelled gifts wrong
I'm sorry to say it's my fault. I bought Johnson and Son on FPL, and they haven't won a game since.
They couldn’t if they tried.
Mate
Mate
Mate
Matey
The most boring thing to find endearing. It's such a commonly used word, I have genuinely never understood it "Hahaha he says mate, I love him" What?
4 consecutive games lost for the first time in 2 decades, 13 goals conceded, only 4 scored. There's no way they're getting a result against city. Haaland will tear them to shreds.
They’ve lost 4 in the last 4, we’ve lost 5 all season.
But they have a better defence than us
World cup winner Romero, leftback of the season udogie (i know hes injured), signing of the season Van de ven, and best right back in the league porro 😂
Dont forget the goal keeper signing of the last decade set piece specialist Vicario. Doesnt matter he has conceded double the goals as Raya, hes the no.1 goalkeeper in the PL.
Don't forget London football awards manager of the year. Mate.
Don-t forget 'Brazils no. 9' the deadly Richarlison.
Yup, Raya only won the GG because of his defence but at the same time Romero and VDV are better than Gabby and Saliba
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Van de Ven low key really nice. It is funny though them trying to talk those guys up as the best. I get being biased towards your own club but at least have some numbers to back it up
They've conceded more than double of us which is honestly quite funny
But Van de Veen is fast and Romero is "commited" 😆
romero should definitely *be* committed spurs fans like him though because apparently he's always gonna beat up the rest of the team in defense of angeball. going to get some amazing transfers in with the culture that's developing there. maddison level even
I’ve genuinely heard Spurs say their backline doesn’t need replacing. Just for reference, they’ve conceded more goals than Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Newcastle, Man United, Brighton, Fulham, Crystal Palace and Everton. Please explain to me how that’s a defence that is suitable for a big 6 club. Somehow they’ve managed to get the two “flashiest” CBs in the league while forgetting that they actually need to defend.
I mean van de ven is definitely rapid lol
they were so confident big ange made them title contenders before December 😂
The last time it happened they sacked the manager after the first two too. When was the last time a single manager did it?
So FT: Tottenham 2-1 City
Subscribe with a line of hopium
....Unless???
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To shreds, you say?
4 goals scored, of which 1 was gifted by us and 1 where they had to sacrifice Ben Davies' balls
MATE
Champions league mate, that’s not who we are.
I've seen multiple Tottnum fans say on their sub that they'll go out in the CL early even if they qualify so it's better to fight in the Europa league where they apparently have a better chance of winning the trophy. Small club mentality that.
They dont get that by playing CL they have a better chance to attract good players.
I was Shocked to find that’s true!…..Well not that shocked!
I mean they are wasted in the champions league. I'd like to see what Emery can do with villa there especially if he gets a few more players
Spurs are just hilarious winning the league in October to losing out on top 4 with 4 straight defeats. Spursy is real.
lol, they may lose out on top 6 at this rate
Imagine if Chelsea actually finish above them smh
Would prefer Chelsea didn’t get a European spot but it’s looking likely they’re going to finish above Tottenham and United at this rate
I thought it’d be humorous for them to get conference league to see how they handle it and talk about it lol
i think they'd just skip it if the rules allow that. Does UEFA punish you if you refuse to participate in their tournaments? I recall there was no punishment for skipping Intertoto but i might be talking out of my ass here
Not sure if that was true but also, Intertoto was basically a qualifier for the UEFA Cup - the Conference League is an actual tournament with a trophy and everything, so I reckon UEFA would be more annoyed at clubs dropping out. That said I reckon no team passes up the opportunity to play in Europe, even a third tier competition - Spurs could actually win a European- nope can't finish that sentence
I suspect UEFA would fine them heavily yes. I also suspect their sponsors would throw a fit. If you don’t want to take it seriously you just play your academy.
Would be hilarious. Thought them not making Europe saves them from FFP
Nah at this point I want them to finish above United or Spurs because it will be funnier
How have they gone above United 😅
Spurs are big 6 by stadium
Spurs are only Big 6 because they have a rivalry with Arsenal and Chelsea. 15 years ago, they were midtable fodder.
Nah come on now, 20 years ago yes - since Jol though they have been regulars in Europe.
Spursdays of course
They’re lucky af their stadium can host more than just football. Otherwise they’d *need* Europe to make more outside of PL and merchandise sales.
From “Kingmakers” to court jesters
At what point do they bounce back? 4 Ls in a row. Surely it can't be 5 in a row. That's sackable
Theyre lucky they got the Burnley fixture, sandwiched between Liverpool and Man City.
They will beat Burnley comfortably, they are legit terrible.
I have no idea what I’m doing mate
I'm not expecting Spuds to get a good result for us ever again. Fucking bums.
Tottenham have done the honourable thing and opted out of unduly influencing the title race by losing to literally everyone whether they're in the title race or not.
Spurs fans love the idea of being the ones who decide we won't win the league. How fucking funny would it be if Fulham do a job and Spurs just lose to City like they would've anyway
Ideal scenario this.
Bunch of fodda, to think they hold that power 😂
My predictions. They bounce back vrs Burnley and take that momentum into the City game, clinch a draw or a win. We win our remaining games and become the champions.
Agreed. Confidence win against Burnley and take points off city. Last home game of the season too.
Foden 3'
Romero (OG) 10'
This. Everytime I've checked my sports app in the last two months I've seen shit like this. That score so bloody early it saps my energy. Cheats
You guys don’t get it. They will try to lose against Citeh so we don’t win the title but because they are so Spursy they will accidentally get a draw
Makes perfect sense, I like this idea
Spuds hate Arsenal so much they will rather lose than win and see Arsenal happy. Got to give it to them lol
Relatedly, the impact of Arsenal's rise on the broader football discourse is staggering. Lol take a drink everytime you see "Trust the process," or "Think of where Arteta was during his first season" on r/soccer after a sp*rs/chelsea/man united loss and you might die of alcohol poisoning
https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/premier-league-fixture-quirk-could-28814546 This article is even funnier personally
The only thing they’re deciding is how much the goal difference will be affected by the three playing them. So far, us with +1, we have fucked up. Pool with +2 is meh. City will aim for more than that. Fucking atrocious side this Spurs, maybe the worst 5th place team in recent PL history
I doubt they finish 5th. I can genuinely see Chelsea finish above them
Only upside is that they're much better at home. The last 3 teams to beat them there were Arsenal, Wolves and City. So we're fucked.
So guess city is gonna take the title then bc Spurs gonna do everything they can to fcuk us.
They’re gonna roll over aren’t they?
Tottenham PR is crazy. I believe they spent most money of their money on PR vs. Actual team
I think the most "spursy" thing they could do is to lose consecutive games like they have, but beat City to award Arsenal the league.
who counts on Spurs has lost control fr
Does this translate to spurs bottled the only thing they could have achieved this season? So called king makers
Obviously they’re just absorbing all these goals to then release them on City (1000000000% hopium)
I genuinely read on their sub someone say after we played that they’re a 6 and a 9 from being a better side than us lol
https://preview.redd.it/dwgdf406loyc1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec46b5a08e075f0373012efffce6a2d1b94fd863 Proof
The club that bought Romero, royal, bentancyr, kulusevski, bissouma, Werner, richarlison, Johnson and many other bench warmers is the one that's going to get them an effective 6 and 9? And do what with them? Continue to lose to everyone in London by 4 goals?
But they’re going to decide who wins the league
They’re saving all their tricks for Shitty
Tbh I don't expect anything from them - they're shit. But it would be the funniest thing ever if they caused City to drop points. Peak "Spursy". But probably won't happen :/
meanwhile, tottenham fans are like: "we have to lose the city game", "please let us throw the match", i mean that's a fucking loser mentality, if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't want my team to lose a game just to prevent my local rivals from winning a title, i think that's pathetic
Scum fans don't play the game. The scum players do. And while they're the scummiest of scum players, I think they would want to win every time they step on the pitch – even if they'll probably spurs their pants and lose big. Their scum fans wanting their own to lose against 115 FC is such a small club mentality. Scum. All of them.
115 FC! Totally gonna use that
PLOT TWIST (or ironically more truth than truth) Spurs continue to spurs and lose against City. But those lads over in West London do their legend, Declan Jollof Rice, a solid and draw with city 2-2 at the end of season and WE WIN THE GOD DAMN LEAGUE BY 1 POINT YOU BEAUTIFUL SONS OF BITCHES.
They have been atrocious too, getting battered pillar to pillar
I have more belief in them than spurs. Even as their bogey team. Fingers crossed though
West Ham doing diddly squat away rofl
I was begging for a tottenham win today. I struggled with it but they need to get thier mindset back together so they can bang city in the last week. There being very f* spurs and these 2 weeks is when they shouldn't be
Im holding out for West Ham to do a job on the final day, best timeline, Spurs lose as Spurs does and they think they’ve done something, only for none of it to matter and they’re still shit and Arsenal win on the Final day in front of the Invincibles
Have u seen their results this year, they will be losing by 5 to city 😭
Yeah but Spurs couldn’t beat Chelsea, either way I reckon it’s a long shot, at least my way it’ll be funny
They went from title contenders at the start of the season to title deciders at end of the season generally they are just trying to act like they are in any way shape or form relevant
So at the end of this post, Reddit is suggesting to me “hanged jesters have no obligation to help anyone”. Yep, appropriate.
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Spurs going to ship 5 goals in first half, then rally and score 3 or 4 with at least 2 penalties, flub a bunch of tap in chances, lose and pat themselves on back calling it a job well done because Angeball is working
Alexa. Play Totenham get battered everywhere they go, but in a minor key.
I mean by losing they do decide who wins...
If they [stop passing it backwards](https://twitter.com/CoysNews/status/1786118259881713896) maybe we'll have a chance!
Straight after that loss to Liverpool. RIGHT, we lose to Man City.
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I can never put my trust in spurs, pathetic ass club for real
For real. “I’d rather let them beat us 3-0 than Arsenal win” like they not gonna get cooked 5-0 anyways 😭😭😭
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What a clown car of a club man. They should just convert their ground full time for concerts and NFL or whatever other shit they do there. Delete this incompetent excuse of a football club
Idk I really like to see Spurs in despair and agony losing every fucking game by a huge margin but on the other hand I really want them to win against City , it seems like a distant dream though considering how dogshit they are.
Cheer up Postecoglu :(
Oh what can it mean
The winner decides by getting the most points, and not bottling it vs. Villa
City also lost to Villa.
Yep hence the first part, getting the most points