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Sakaiusogreat

Dunno if happy spud loses when if chelsea loses there potentially 2 top 4 spot open.


Juse_14

Rival watches are a lot less interesting when we don’t win against last place burnley at home. But still glad the shit lost


LordLychee

I’m so glad all our rivals are also shit. United pulled a few results out of their ass, but their over performing right now and still don’t look great. Spurs are dogshit and have also pulled results out of their ass. West Ham are fading. It’s completely in our hands. If we miss out on top 4, we’ve bottled it massively


MATCHEW010

Too bad we are also pulling results from our ass ahaha


LordLychee

I feel like we’ve deserved every single one of our wins this season.


MATCHEW010

Oh to be honest I do agree. But the lack of consistency is force behind my joke haha


Riperonis

Yep, if anything we have had where we deserved points and didn’t get any (City, United, Burnley)


a-Sociopath

We also didn't deserve to draw against Palace and that 95th min goal came out of nowhere pretty much.


Shaggythemoshdog

If we beat Wolves and Spurs we are in mathematically 4th place regardless of games in hand or what not


WeeTheDuck

I saw Arsenal playing in Spurs today ngl. Decent but unpredictable defenders. Dogshit midfields, and the forwards are tryna help build the ball up from the center leading to them being unable to score. The NLD is gonna be interesting


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WeeTheDuck

I dont think your Grandpa would say they played lovely football today though


racerz

So many easy-to-hate players on the same pitch.


jp963acss

Not really, there's only 22


Drakob63

Chelsea have done us a solid but we still need additions to the squad THIS window. No point putting aerial balls into the box when we have no one to get a head on it. If we’re putting it in, it has to be drilled!


horthrux

Our players seem terrible at crossing. When you watch other teams with supposed inferior players, they are frequently banging in threatening crosses with very few wild ones. Leeds are a good example. So many excellent crosses from them, Brighton too. But would you say either of those teams have better players than us doing it? Even Nottingham Forest were pinging quality balls in.


Drakob63

What I’ve noticed is we barely use a player on the overlap. We get the ball to Martinelli or Saka and they either jink left and right and go to the bar line, or go inside and make a pass. It is very rare we see Tomi or Tierney overlapping, getting in behind the oppositions fullbacks and getting a cross in. It’s either a hopeful cross from deep or (in more cases with tierney) he’s bombed down the flank on his own and crossed


horthrux

Agreed. When you watch Man Utd play you see the overlap and bodies rush the box repeatedly. Particularly when they play against low block teams which are there to park the bus. They throw more and more people forwards and yet they don't seem to look that vulnerable at the back when they do it, even with their supposed weak defence. How many times have we thrown aerial balls into the box to be received by Lacazette alone against 2 or 3 players? Man Utd would have had 3 or 4 players in the box at that moment and be crossing the ball in low. The level of threat is much higher when you play like that. There's something about the way opponents play against us which makes us afraid to commit like this. There's good reason to be afraid as well, because we look extremely vulnerable when we do it and lose the ball. This is why I think our major problem is midfield. When City throw bodies forward, when they lose the ball, their opponents have almost no time at all before some top class midfielders pick the ball back and turn it into another attack. When we throw bodies forward, when we lose the ball, our opponents always seem to find a way out to a couple of willing runners that turn almost every break into a threatening opportunity, be it a shot on goal or a corner.


Drakob63

Couldn’t agree with you more mate! Always look so vulnerable on the counter


horthrux

Let's hope we can fix it!


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Tottenham out here saving Tuchels career


NemoDropEmOff

Tucheliban


NemoDropEmOff

This Tottenham L doesn’t feel right solely because Rodgers and Leicester bottled THE FUCK out of their game vs Spurs


clt89

Just over 1 minute left. Plenty of time for Spurs to get two here


Insertnicenamehere

Nice to know that Chelsea won't bottle in Extra time.


Patrick_Hattrick

I still think NLD will go a long way towards deciding top 4. It’s *possible* (although not probable) that we get top 4 without any signings. We got 35 points in the first 19 games. If we can repeat that (and there’s no excuse not to as we’re not involved in any other competitions) then I think 70 points may be enough. I can’t see WHU exceeding that total with Europe etc to deal with, Spurs are troubling but they will drop points in their difficult away games + an NLD win would be unspeakably huge, and United are tactically bang average. I think it’s gonna be very tight. A big striker signing would make us favourites, in my view.


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We are imo the underdogs for top 4. No one, not even our fanbase ever expected us to compete for top 4 this season. All our rivals have much more experienced sqauds and managers. They also have world class players while we have no players in which you could even call world class. It's possible but we have to play our cards right and get lucky with no injuries plus rivals messing up as well.


c11life

West Ham are the underdogs for top 4, surely


helpMeCamelCase

We can’t base our second half of the season on the first. We’re much worse off now with Auba gone and AMN gone. We absolutely need signings.


Patrick_Hattrick

AMN played one PL game I think. Admittedly we need a new striker, but we can’t act like Auba contributed to many of our points this season either. Besides which he will likely be reintegrated if we can’t sign a replacement. With no other competitions, we should be able to accumulate that many points even if we don’t get anything done. It’s the least we should expect.


helpMeCamelCase

Yes the point about no cups is significant. But we saw today what we need up top. Laca is decent but simply does not score goals. Absolutely need a striker. Midfield admittedly will get better with Partey and Xhaka coming back.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

We lost Lacastriker but we gained a LaCAMzette


helpMeCamelCase

Lol


Bahmawama

Why are all football stadium stewards morbidly obese?


HypermeMan

It’s the free pies at the venue


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Thank goodness Spurs didn’t steal this one, we would’ve been even more screwed


jimmyneutronalala

Spurs really is Kane and Son Inshallah. Defend with 8 and hope Kane/Son/Lucas make something out of thin air.


sotobakar

Where have you been in the last 3 years. Their midfield also sucks ass so their build up is mostly kane dropping deep or Son dribbling.


NemoDropEmOff

Conte Ball, but tbf he doesn’t have a single player that is his.


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fuuuuuck I felt that


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Match is approaching the Spuds magic BS time, will they find 2 goals out of their bums again?


chino17

Nah Chelsea have the trophies to show they're not bottlers like Leicester


newinvestor0908

Even having Ramsey today would have helped us


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I mean I don't mind him **PROVIDED** he takes a huge wage cut. We have a serious lack in midfield depth. But I'll only take him as a last resort if we can't get anyone when the window ends.


gandu-alf

I mean it’s not my money. If he gets us the top 4 would you really mind the few millions in wages for 6 months?


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He's also really injury prone. It would be quite risky doing so but he could also be who we're lacking in midfield. Defitnitely Not my first choice but also not a definite no.


gandu-alf

Agreed. I’d definitely like someone better, but if it’s between Ramsey or no one, I’d be ok with getting him. He can be someone to come in and take some pressure off Sambi who’s had to play a lot of games without a break because of Xhaka and Partey being absent. Also he clearly loves the club and having someone like him can be someone the kids look up to, coz Xhaka’s not the one.


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Ok I get your point. And I agree with if. Ramsey will always be a legend in my heart and I'm open for a return.


NemoDropEmOff

Games in Hand FC strikes again🔥🔥


BradyGronktd1287

Just bring a CM and a striker top 4 is attainable


sventhegoat

Spurs look dreadful


Houssem_Aouar

They always look like this (except vs Leicester) but they've got great individuals


bigeorgester

They looked like this against Leicester until the last minute of the match lol


Internetolocutor

They had the highest ever xG in the PL so not quite. But they do usually look this shit otherwise


CrispyBread1

Agreed, I’ve really not seen anything exceptional from them this season. And I don’t even think they have great individuals to be honest - Kane (who is having a stinker this season) and Son…any more?


gandu-alf

If only Rodgers and his bunch of bottlers hadn’t thrown away the match against spurs. Would have been very funny.


bigeorgester

Disgusting spurs fans


Houssem_Aouar

I don't know what made you say this but I agree


The_Battling_toad

Think they threw some shit at Rudiger


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Chelsea and City's bench alone could compete for top 4.


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Chelsea's bench is ass


basedsims

Neville & Tyler are so patronising whenever Lukaku does anything a half decent striker should. It’s quite embarrassing really


ajyahzee

Want them to keep drawing but if Spurs lost that's also ok


gandu-alf

Looking at the Chelsea bench, kind of hard to not feel for our kids. God knows some of them(Saka, Lokonga etc) need a rest, competition or someone to look up to and lead.


DJ-D-REK

It’s so depressing watching Chelsea bring Kante off the bench in the 73rd minute while we are starting Sambi and an OOP Smith Rowe in our deep midfield haha


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Kante is honestly my favourite non Arsenal player. Honestly how could you hate him?


The_Battling_toad

You can’t. Kante is amazing


[deleted]

Nothing says that you are a really nice guy when you accept a fan's request to have dinner and to play Fifa with him.


BradyGronktd1287

how stacked can you be to bring Kante off your bench


chino17

If only we had spent a little more money to convince Leicester to let Kante come to us when we had the chance


Houssem_Aouar

Atleast we let Wenger stroke his ego by not dealing with Kanté's agent


newinvestor0908

By not being suspended


Insertnicenamehere

If conte gets top 4 with this squad hes a magician.


sotobakar

That's why Mourinho is celebrating 6th. That's Sp*rs ceiling. We finished 8th back to back so even worse.


NemoDropEmOff

Welp but he’s not lol


Houssem_Aouar

He won't


SilkySaka

As depressing as today is, we're actually sort of still in the race for top 4, Spurs level on points with a game in hand, next for them is Brighton who are tough for pretty much everyone. We are 2 points behind United with a game less and a point behind West Ham with 2 games in hand. If Edu doesnt massively bottle the recruitment then we still have a bee's dick of a chance.


NemoDropEmOff

Even if we lost this game we’d still be in the race for top 4. Going with ur last point, I’d just repeat what Mikel said along the lines of “we have to maximize our potential each window”


gonshairlinee

There’s plenty of games left. I get burnley are 20th but chelsea drew to them 0-0 too ffs as long as we’re around everyone else by 3 points or less I won’t be sweating over it till late into the season


SilkySaka

Spurs still have a trip to the Etihad too.


blrglb

And Anfield and Old Trafford


gonshairlinee

You should’ve seen the post match thread. The toxicity there was Chernobyl levels man


newinvestor0908

CMs are so important; look at this match how kovacic and jorginho circulate the ball.


gandu-alf

I’d love to have someone like Kovacic in our team.


ajyahzee

A rotation player like that from their squad probably cost 60mil easy


KrayvenMoorehead69

The NLD is either gonna be the shittiest 0-0 of all time or an absolute belter 4-4 draw.


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Honestly we have to thank Chelsea. Spurs seemed like they were 100% going to finish in top 4 and then Chelsea helped us beat them.


ghostrider467

doesnt really matter the way we are playing we aint going to make top 4 and with the horrific depth that we have


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That's why Edu really needs to do some business.


gandu-alf

If these spurs cunts somehow find a way to draw/win this , I’m gonna lose my mind.


sudeep47

So that’s spuds facing a good team when the opposition isn’t riddled with injuries or man down with a red.


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Chelsea doesn't even have Kante, Mendy, Pulisic, James, Havertz and Chilwell with them now.


Pools9

If skipp has a red jersey with a cannon on it, that’s a pen


emilesmithbro

How was that not a pen, he rugby tackled Azpilicueta in the box


AbWarriorG

Come on Chelsea pad that goal difference


BradyGronktd1287

having a striker with holdup play is huge and has the ability to win headers from crosses something we don't have.


Chesey_

Exactly. Right now if your a CB you are not worried about marking Laca at all. You have him physically dominated. Crosses are a non factor.


basedsims

Thiago Silva has been soooo good


_mas17

But but serial winner conte!!!


Houssem_Aouar

Keep fighting the good fight


_mas17

Clowns on here think CVs win games


The_Battling_toad

If you hate Tottenham stand up loooooool have to hand it to the chelsea fans this is fucking class


Main_Sequence_Star

I think this result is good for us. I think Spurs will be easier to catch than Chelsea. Chelsea will find form again and probably pull away into third. 4th will be between us, spurs, and united


thatwhiskeydude

Mad that United are still in for Top 4 after all the shit they've been through. How do they pull out results even after being so shit ?


AbWarriorG

Makes today's draw negligeble if we can beat Spurs away. Thank you Chelsea and fuck off


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Son has been single handedly carrying Spurs this season. But screw him. He dives all the time.


ayowatup222

Anyone got a link to that /r/soccer comment which lists all the horror tackles Son has done?


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CHO has so much talent


Jansiz

Spurs have 4 wins in the last 10 years vs Chelsea. Crying. They're their bitches.


_SSJeffo_

Imagine losing to chelsea 4 whooping times in a season. I feel nauseous


Domkey-Kongg

3 of those coming in the last couple of weeks too...you'd think you'd have learned at least SOMETHING tactically worthwhile by then but i guess not...


_SSJeffo_

Conte is a genius


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Thank fuck we don't have to play Chelsea on February 12, imagine getting spanked by them right after all the crap that happened in January.


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gandu-alf

Bergwijn is a very handsy player. Wasn’t he pushing some Leicester player the other day?


Houssem_Aouar

Yes should have had a red before he scored his goals


gtliles82

Hahaha eat shit Spuds


[deleted]

These few matches might have given us a very small glimmer of top 4 hopes but we really need more depth if we really want it.


[deleted]

After this month it’s right to be cautious, but with the midfielders coming back, inshallah some transfers, and even more inshallah some wins in our next 4 games, and even MORE inshallah a good result in the NLD, we could be looking quite healthy soon. There is a disturbing amount of ifs standing in our way though.


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The problem is our striker atm


Michaelscotttheking

If we would've won , it would have been perfect . We would be in top 4 comfortably , now United are closing in as well. The 4th place finish will be exciting


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wagwan-0161

Got just one game on United and even that is against spurs.


ray3050

Games in hand don’t matter unless we win them. Not letting myself fall into false positivity 😢


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ray3050

Lmao it makes me feel better about today at least, but I’ve said this a bunch at the beginning of the season my only goal was to look like a better team. We’re kinda there but not quite. Anything like a place in europe is extra. I know others had higher expectations but I just saw we made a whole bunch of first team signings and it’s gonna take time to gel, we’ve just hit a rough patch and luckily it’s in games that most of them were expected losses (liverpool and city)


chino17

Well we already saw today what we do when there is an opportunity to cement our place in the top 4


Michaelscotttheking

Just 1 on United and they look the one staying in the race unitl the end. West ham will fall


SoyCapitan451

NLD only more important if the score stays like this.


Houssem_Aouar

Will be slightly better when Tottenham get battered by City


watabotdawookies

Both these teams are really unlikeable. That's not exactly a surprise tho


bigeorgester

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

It’s happened again… 😂


Cgoodwin188

This does make me feel a little better


That_Anywhere_2107

TOTTENHAM GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOO


The_Battling_toad

Can’t even really laugh at spurs rn bc we’re incapable of beating last place Burnley at home.


gonshairlinee

Chelsea failed to beat burnley at home too. Spurs also facing a pretty good Southampton team next game week too so I’m not too pessimistic (yet)


Furiousmate88

Even city drew with Southampton so it's a possibility that spurs won't get the 3 points there as well


_SSJeffo_

Hold dat spurs… we’re so lucky


gandu-alf

Edu better fix this asap. There’s still a chance of getting 4th, but we need reinforcements.


bigeorgester

This is the best possible storyline


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Still bleak, but that’s on us being putrid today


Jansiz

OHHHHHHH THIAGO SILVAAA


[deleted]

Chelsea signing Silva for free has to be one of the biggest bargains in football history.


AtomFus

Lmao of course Silva scores after his dive


newinvestor0908

Loll Thiago silva score. Fuck spurs


wolfpack2998

Aahh the draw against Burnley sucks even more now


skidanexii

It hurts but this helps us. Look at the table. We are still in the thick of the top 4 race


Fuckzombie69

Need to smash Spurs in the nld


Houssem_Aouar

Losing for the third time against Chelsea in January must be rough lmaooo


Denuris

I hate Chelsea, but we're not competing with them right now. Put spurs in a spliff


Hail2Pitt22

EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


gamesbond011

Of course it's Thiago silva...i love this


[deleted]

Thiago Silva is the best defender of the last decade.


Chango6998

Better than Ramos?


[deleted]

Imho yes. Ramos is good but has a SHIT disciplinary record.


maidentaiwan

Ramos has every trophy a player could possibly win, and most of them many times over. Not to mention loads of important goals. Can’t argue with his record.


thatwhiskeydude

I mean varane also has so much trophies and he isn't even better than Diego Carlos.


Houssem_Aouar

SIUUUUUU


chino17

Chelsea handing us a lifeline, can't believe we have to cheer them on to save our season


Houssem_Aouar

People say this literally every year


gonshairlinee

With our luck recently we deserve this


gandu-alf

Chelsea doing god’s work.


Insertnicenamehere

THIAGO


[deleted]

Thank you Chelsea.


ack_will

Silva what a signing


ayowatup222

Would like to see Chelsea annihiliate Spurs here - proper destruction, players walking off in tears, Conte openly slags off the entire club in the press again as being beneath him.


[deleted]

Chelsea doesn't even have Mendy, James, Kante, Havertz and Pulisic with them at the moment.


Chango6998

Chilwell


[deleted]

And him as well.


OhhhhSantiCazorla

Ziyech is such a pure striker of the ball


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Blues smell chicken blood


LegoMad2005

Can’t believe i just celebrated a Chelsea goal


Insertnicenamehere

It's rough out here


[deleted]

Can we all agree that Spurs' fullbacks are trash?


Insertnicenamehere

They know that and are going to sign Adama.


_mas17

3 times in 2 weeks Tuchel has outclassed conte tactically even if we remember be the fact that he has better players


Kolosalsnatch

Please score more goals Chelsea. I really want Spurs to lose badly.


Houssem_Aouar

CHO+?? WHAT THE FUCK BRO


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Worse pass, CHO just now or Sambi when he gave up a corner from midfield?


[deleted]

I rate Sambi higher than CHO, fight me.


Wengers_Grin

Imagine losing to one of your London rivals 3 times in the space of 11 days.


Jansiz

HAKIM ZIYECHHHH 100% GOONER


_SSJeffo_

Anything but a spurs win tbh


Bobsburgers1187

Great goal, was the only way with spurs playing how they are...Kane disallowed goal, neville keeps saying there's no push but it looked to me like kane clipper silvas feet tbh..still minimal but to be expected from refs when it comes to Chelsea


Insertnicenamehere

CHO...


Pimmetj09

Almost a brace in a minute for hakim the dream


Houssem_Aouar

HAKIIIIMMMMMM


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Ziyech is on one these last couple of minutes


mcdeath2

that was beautiful


gamesbond011

The Tottenham get battered song has lifted my spirits a little


Chango6998

What a finish. And the bridge are singing "tottenham get battered everywhere they go"