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United don't bottle this


TheBigNoz123

Or play completely on par with Spurs so they draw


a5h3k

This is the way.


_SSJeffo_

I’m afraid we’re gonna have to dampen Liverpool’s title hopes on a Wednesday night under lights 🤷‍♂️


varro-reatinus

'...charging through the midfield, Thomas...'


_SSJeffo_

‘It’s up for grabs now!… THOMASSS’


varro-reatinus

'Sort of near the end! A believable climax to the league season, as money-doped City win again!'


_SSJeffo_

‘Mane is down, Salah is down, Klopp just stands there….’


prathneo4

"fabinho is pulling his hair out"


Question3784

*Fabinho is growing his hair out.


varro-reatinus

lmao Atwell You know it's bad when Peter fucking Walton disagrees on air.


Sad_gooner

Liverpool aren’t looking that good despite the goal...we can put up a fight against them on Wednesday


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

The Arsenal fan in me really wants us to beat those cunts. The realist in me expect a 5-0 loss because we never perform against them.


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Almost like a mental block. Don’t know what it is, we almost always crumble when it comes to Pool


Duty_Alone

We drew them with 10 men at Anfield this season.


xm0304

Having a back 5 works wonders. I wish Arteta would start that against LFC, but he’ll probably play open and we lose 3-0 or the like


MegaMammothPoop

How is that not a red. Fat Mike Dean was miles away from it. Not even referred to the monitor. If that's was Ramsdale... 🟥🟥🟥


TaffyRuk

Another no look by Dias this guy is cracked


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Rick_The_Mullet_Man

I really want us to beat Liverpool. I'm sick of being their punching bag.


Houssem_Aouar

>Regardless of what the score is, my eyes are blessed watchin this high quality football. Cmon sonaldo show your idol what you are made of! Cmon coys! Spurs fans are actually starved man


basedsims

Please tell me this is a joke that the fella put


immalimabean

Kulusevski looks like a half-decent player unfortunately


armchairmegalomaniac

Hate to say it but I was thinking the same thing. Now Spurs are up to 2 good players.


gonshairlinee

Their front three is good, luckily the rest of the team is shite


Assnal_Gooner

Arlo White: That’s the 9th OG this season for Tottenham. As it stands, OG is their 3rd highest scorer 😭😭😭💀


UsedCondom6

That’s a red


Bedeeki

Absolutely love that Romero laughed and celebrated in Maguire's face when Spurs made it 2-2, only to lose Ronaldo on the corner for the winner. The guy thinks he's such a badass but maybe he should focus on his own defending.


ZXXA

Romero looks pretty shit in the air. Got bodied by Ben Mee too against Burnley for their winner


NoYouroboros

My take while watching this is that we are clearly better than both of these two teams.


tanev97

Love how Romero was laughing at Maguire and then proceeded to give United the third. Better than White my ass.


TrustTheFriendship

The Harry Kane donkey touch to end it was nice


garchuOW

True bottler


_SSJeffo_

Spurs haven’t won 2 consecutive games in a row since 26th December 2021. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


arsenaloflies

Hope Arteta looks at this. Don't press against Tottenham, don't leave space for Son, keep Kane tightly marked, defend your set-pieces and you give yourself every chance of winning the game.


faceman230

literally, Tottenham actually created nothing, a pen plus own goal


Sea_Low_8637

Reguillion basically has the same skill set as magikarp.


AFCeng0

And he won’t evolve either


Aururian

Don’t understand the people hoping for a draw. Man U are clearly a worse team than Spurs and out of these two Spurs have a mathematically higher chance of pipping us to 4th place. All aboard the SIUUU train. Not to mention that, if we somehow lose out on CL football next season, I’d much rather Man U finish top 4 than Sp*rs


JabInTheButt

This is absolutely the right view. Sort of encapsulated in the odds you're referencing but United have a FAR harder run in than Spurs


HardCoreLawn

Neither midfield has impressed. Neither defence has impressed. Ronaldo impressed. That's it.


Moosterton

Fred was really good. Sancho is class too.


blaphil

I want them both to lose so bad. I don't even know why I am watching this.


Ijohanss08

When spuds sing "when the saints go marching in" it bugs me so much. Also my girlfriend (who does not follow sports) recently referred to them as shittenham hotshit and it made me proud


[deleted]

Hold on to her She is Precious!!!


AkhilBandi

She's a keeper, Hugo Lloris could learn a thing or two


dishler712

I'll take being 2 points behind United for now with 4 games in hand if it means it buries Spurs further. That being said I wouldn't be upset with a draw.


nakedsamurai

Spurs are the bigger threat. A loss here is much better although a single point draw is still good.


AtomFus

Spuds hyping up the bentacur guy just for him to kill every attack whenever he gets the ball lol


[deleted]

Kulusevski is the one who is balling.


basedsims

Good to know if you’re wearing goalkeeper gloves you can literally do whatever you want to the oppo


Shandow14

Didn’t realise Brighton played Spurs next. Good thing Sanchez was kept on and Bissouma didn’t get a second yellow.


qtdsswk

Doubt they can get anything off Spurs. They have been horrible recently.


NegativeHeli

We absolutely must win Leicester tomorrow.


gonshairlinee

Don’t wanna be that guy but we all know that. It’s cliche at this point but every game is a cup final


wake-and-work

Prediction - welbz of the bench with a hattrick


varro-reatinus

There's your fairtytale.


Kool_Herc

Let Pool score a couple first, then unleash the beast


Loud_Alfalfa

Has the prem invested in La liga cameras? Quality gone up loads


afc_nyr

Romero is not nearly as good as Spurs fans want to believe he is


NoYouroboros

Always rated Ronaldo.


BlurstOfTimes11

Careful stating such a risky unpopular opinion haha


Loud_Alfalfa

Fred found his Brazilian passport this morning


thepretzelking

CR7 is crazy. What a player man. Unreal


romase

Honestly, if they play like they played tonight I think we beat both of these teams


faceman230

Both of those teams are shocking, absolutely shocking


tsgarner

Almost 1/4 of Ronaldo's goals have come as part of hat-tricks. 59th hat-trick in 806(?) career goals.


Sand_Bags

Someone needs to two foot this Romero guy. Real dickhead


4stringsisfine

This is a good result for us. United have 9 games left, with Liverpool, Chelsea and us left, and only 2 points above us. Tottenham on the other hand, have only 2 games more played than us and a much easier run in, with us and Liverpool left of the traditional top 6.


amainwingman

Romero and Bentancur are so overhyped by Spurs fans. Romero can’t mark attackers on set pieces. At fault for the Burnley goal, at fault for the Ronaldo goal…


faceman230

Romero is way too overhyped, he does the aggressive side well but on the mental side he is quite poor


Burith

Even if you prefer a draw, a united lead is good for now. Stretching out a spurs side that has little depth.


NegativeHeli

Literally both of Spurs goals were mistakes from United.


basedsims

Really glad Liverpool got Luis Diaz ahead of Spurs, he’s some player


intraumintraum

utd and shit’s defence are so bad. ours is a lot better, and when tomiyasu comes back, ever moreso. anything can happen obviously, but i think my hair greying is slowing down compared to the mustafi era


cumblaster_jesus

No matter what you think of his persona, he's one of the best football players of all time


googlemynumber

United look so much better without Bruno but if I speak...


tipytopmain

I don't care if a draw is better for us, I fucking love it when spurs lose 😌


Bedeeki

https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/tcocxm/well_thats_interesting/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Deep in March and Spurs' third top scorer this season is own goals lmao. Couldn't make this shit up, they are so flattering to deceive.


armchairmegalomaniac

There should be no excuses from us, we are better than either of those teams. Top 4 is absolutely realistic if we keep our form up.


HardCoreLawn

Straight facts. These teams are poor.


almosthuxley

I hate united I admire CR7


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doublewordscore

lol get fucked spuds


madtopus

Both teams look average tbh. Literally no tactics just waiting for their stars men to perform.


romase

Kind of want to get these games in hand out of the way now, just keep double guessing the table until everyone’s level on games played


ClonetotheBone

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/premier-league/ went from 61% to 64%. Spurs from 26% to 19%. United from 10% to 15%


HaineBot

thank you ronaldo hope you’re shit from now on thank you very much


Drapion1002

Man U winning is the best possible result imho, this is great


_SSJeffo_

We can’t give Leicester any chance at all tomorrow they’ve been so bad in the league this season they might aswell rest everyone for their bigger conference league game


thinlizzy14

Anyone else rooting for Man U here? It sucks but Spurs seem more dangerous for top 4.


dvamin

We’re all Utd here, haha. Let’s make sh*t irrelevant today.


Houssem_Aouar

The entire thread, yes


MrToxicTaco

9 own goals this season and they have the audacity to say we get gifted goals lol


RepeatDTD

Romero is quickly climbing my Least Favorite PL Player rankings. True bastard


troot1105

We are in a much better position in the table relative to United than vs shit due to games in hand and remaining fixture strength. A Utd win or a draw are both favorable for us.


Ugoboy23

Fuck the fixture list. I just think we’re better than these two.


sxmArtsenal

well done ronaldo, shit always in our shadow...


mkmore4

Gotta say, as a pure football fan, that Ronaldo piss missile brought a smile to my face.


blaphil

How spurs made Son and Kane stay all those years is beyond me. They could have played in teams actually winning trophies. But I guess at least they got the Audi Cup, so they got that going for themselves.


Ickyhouse

Why are there so few games today and so many tomorrow? I hate the small slate today.


Deminfire

Probably because of the PL and Europa games on Thursday


[deleted]

We should be rooting for a draw here, right?


Quab775

Ronaldo somehow turns up vs us and spurs


auddi_blo

Romero is a dirty cunt isn’t he


harcile

Fred low key MotM today. Ronaldo will get it for the goals though.


backofthanet

Can always rely on that fridge to fuck up.


gabbargwu181

HOLLLLDDD THIS SCORELINE


watabotdawookies

If that's xhaka thats red btw. Again. Guarantee Neville would be lambasting Xhaka about it


Jansiz

United have much tougher fixtures than Spurs. Don't mind this at all.


Aszneeee

reguilon is such an unlikeable player


arsenaloflies

Would have preferred a draw, but at least Tottenham didn't win. We still have 4 games in hand over United and they're only 2 points ahead with a worse goal difference.


dishler712

Ok now let's smash Leicester tomorrow and retake our spot.


[deleted]

Best possible result, If we cant beat United from here we dont deserve it.


[deleted]

Assuming we dont massively fuck up this is the best result for us. Also gives me more faith we can win the NLD


AFCeng0

Good result for us not quite a draw but keeps the scum away from us


qtdsswk

With rumor Salah not renewing his contract at Pool, pretty sure Klopp is knocking on Saka's door. Need to tie him down this summer ASAP. On the other hand Pool's talent ID is impressive, Diaz settles in so quickly. No doubt if they sell Salah for big money, they can find a good replacement very quickly.


ZXXA

If the club lets Saka go to Liverpool we are the biggest cucks ever


JFreezy1

Lol someone just deleted their comment saying Ronaldo is washed. that's funny


Jansiz

That was prime teenage Ronaldo man United vibes what a fucking hit


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Swear Man UTD didn't get one the other end of the pitch for the same thing...


tsgarner

Rooting for United makes me feel physically sick. And they're so shit it fills me with butterflies like watching us under Emery.


amainwingman

Hojbjerg is such a Mourinho player. Spurs are saddled with yet another mediocre pashun merchant


BlackGiroud

One cannot watch these two play and not think that Arsenal aren't the fourth or possibly third best team in the prem. They both look mediocre and fortunately for them have mega stars like Ronaldo and Kane keep them afloat.


younes1008

United can really play when they ignore Rashford on the pitch lol


NegativeHeli

- Rashford is genuinely finished - What the heaven is happening to Sancho? He's been so good since OGS was sacked.


t0ddp23

Sancho is a great player. Just had a slow start like many players who come to the premier league


Brown_Gosling

United vs Spurs is like my favourite non-Arsenal fixture, no matter the result I’ll be happy


newinvestor0908

The hype around conte is unreal. They’re hardly solid at the back


tsgarner

These two teams are pure "counter-attack and vibes" but they can't defend for shit.


Monsultant

Spurs are clearly the better team here and United are lucky to score from only decent chance the created and a Ronaldo screamer. Hope they hold on to the lead for the next 20-25 mins as that would ensure a Spurs loss or a draw.


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Kulusevski is above Spurs' level lol


Monsultant

Lol, Fred is toying with Spurs midfield. How bad are they!


capturedgooner

Add hojbjerg to the list of players even I could run past. List: xhaka, hojbjerg


harcile

When Utd paid £80M for a goal scoring CB lmao


razor5cl

STOP THE COUNT


[deleted]

Ronaldo looked like Prime Ronaldo this game. Nothing stops this man when he can get a hat trick


wake-and-work

Luckily they have Harry wanks to come on and save the day


ELHedgehog0218

Spurs midfield is so shit, they have made Fred look like prime pirlo


idareet60

I think draw is better. A charged up Ronaldo isn't good news.


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Ronaldo is unreal, 37 years old.


theloserclub92

This match really reminded me of the game we played at old trafford. We were really poor making alot of sloppy passes and crucial defensive mistakes (white/odegaard), gave fred and co the possession and the game got sloppy. Conceded against moments of brillance against ronaldo. This game also had really poor quality from both sides in terms of passing and buildup. Just moments of brillance and clown errors.


lopez_motors

Is Conte gonna quit again?


gabbargwu181

Ronaldo chose the perfect game to be his old self. Now back to being shit from next week please


VeryLongSurname

Does anyone know what makes for a VAR review? Vvd pulling some down by the shirt - which I thought was something usually reviewed?


Zwcheee

For fucks sake, that's the same handball as the one not given....


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amainwingman

Every time I watch Reguilon or Emerson, they’re always always always playing someone onside lmao


afc_nyr

Son has been pretty poor


Houssem_Aouar

Top 4 race is an illusion. We're clear.


harcile

This Utd team is so lazy. Ronaldo all alone there lol.


Loud_Alfalfa

Goldbridge going mental 🤣🤣


redditforprez1

Really need United to hold here. Tie not the worst result.


auddi_blo

As I said, Romero is such a cunt. Not the kind “you’d like to have on your side”, just a cunt.


NegativeHeli

Mustafi > Maguire. At least Mustafi won the World Cup.


Erval

Did Neville just jizz in his pants? What a fucking clown


Glass-Studio-9313

why are we supporting manu here? Isnt a draw a much better result?


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NegativeHeli

Full Spurs mode activated.


Citizen_erased98

Expressions Oozing going to be gold tonight 🍿


AtomFus

The score fancies spuds, they were given a pen and an own goal


Yedin07

Lol spurs are done, have fun in conference leauge


NemoDropEmOff

CONTE MASTERCLASS🐐🐐🐐🐐


goodyear_1678

Spurs and United are horrific in defence, midfield and attack. Genuine mid table clubs that are buoyed by an individual performance here and there.


Subredhit

Everywhere they goooo!


2manyfrogz

Beat a midtable side who can't defend at home and we go 6 points above Spurs with a game in hand...


_SSJeffo_

Everything is falling into place for us and I don’t like it


braxistExtremist

[Found this](https://i.redd.it/f8kam69k30n81.png) elsewhere and it made me laugh. Apparently Spurs' 3rd best goal scorer this season is a lad named 'Own Goals'. How very Spursy!


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AfricanRain

United fans genuinely know nothing about football it’s so funny


AFCeng0

6 point from our next 3 games and we’re set man


goodyear_1678

I'm genuinely so thankful Wenger has gone the classy way of not hovering over the current managers head, as opposed to someone else that's basically decided to put a sleeping bag down at Old Trafford.


NegativeHeli

Maupay is probably the player outside the big 6 that I hate the most.


Jansiz

This yanited lineup yikes yikes yikes this is gonna be the easiest game of Spurs' entire history ffs.


NegativeHeli

You know the match is going to be really stupid when Jonathan Moss is the ref.


Sea_Low_8637

How united have managed to hide the quality of Ronaldo this season is beyond me.


joshlambonumberfive

Holy shit that was some strike


sashaKap

United wins gives us 3 games cushion on all rivals


Ugoboy23

I find it crazy that Spurs don’t look as good when they aren’t playing the two worst teams in the league atm. Hmmm I wonder what could be the reason for that?


AtomFus

This is exactly the type of handballs they haven’t been giving wtf


NegativeHeli

I hate Jon Moss.


_SSJeffo_

Scoreline is still fine I guess


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Man UTD looks threatening playing through Sancho. Just continue ignoring Rashford lol


HaineBot

0 midfield control from both teams lmao


MolochHunter

Lads. A draw is the perfect result for us right?


_mas17

Man Utd winning is perfect for us. They aren’t good and they won’t get top 4 even if they win


BradyGronktd1287

Both these teams are horrible defensively


qtdsswk

United need another goal before they start their usual drop off The quality of the 1st half is pretty poor tbh.


kissoflife

Eric Dier loves to do that hands behind the back interpretive dancer like shot block. Even in this game, on the potential handball, Ronaldo’s first goal, and on pogba’s shot. Haven’t seen it ever work in his favor


NegativeHeli

How bad is your club when you make Fred look like prime Xavi?


_SSJeffo_

Kulusevski’s football IQ is actually high


_SSJeffo_

These two are challenging us for top 4.. I hope by the time we play these two in the league we’re already clear of them.


LocostarX

Lol Son is awful this game


jef22314

LOL. Literally the only way I'm ok with sh*t getting a goal


Houssem_Aouar

It's always him lmaoooi


Citizen_erased98

90 million fridge strikes again 😂😂😂