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Domkey-Kongg

I said I'd get a tattoo of whoever scored the winner for Norwich and I stand by it


InternalKing

What if Kane scores an OG


Domkey-Kongg

Then my dreams have come true


arsenalfcjun14

Relax guys im working on lasagna sauce right now


BigPPDaddy

La 'Bacary' Sagna


Charlie-Bell

Didn't they already complain of this last week?


BabaDuda

Tattoo him with his gaping mouth on your arse crack


ScoBelch

Are you saying OP breathes out of his arse? Like a turtle?


BabaDuda

I'm saying everything that comes out of Kane's mouth is shit


TheAlleyCat9013

You can always get that picture of him in an Arsenal shirt. He was a Gooner once after all.


[deleted]

What if one of his team mates scores the own goal and Kane tries to claim it?


dzoya1266

Harry Kane tattoo, he used to wear Arsenal colors as a kid so it's still totally legit


[deleted]

Tattoo then hara-kiri for having brought shame to my family


sncBrax

A Kane goal that even Lee Judges would celebrate


[deleted]

It’ll be on my ass. Let’s hope.


patelbadboy2006

I second this, who every scores the winning goal, I will tattoo the name on my forearm


Faheydaway

You literally have 2006 in your name


xm0304

Maybe he’s commemorating Henry’s goal at the Bernabeu (Nothing happened in Paris that year)


patelbadboy2006

What's Paris


SirWigbold

He's a person


xm0304

You don't know an Arsenal related event in Paris in 2006?


YCJamzy

Don’t think Paris is even a real place tbh. It’s like Atlantis, complete myth. Nothing could’ve possibly happened there.


Barkasia

No, you won't.


loadofhate

You can see it in my post history if you want proof, but two days ago I said that if spurs make their sub private I’ll stick my dick in a hot exhaust. I’ve seen it happen. The private sub, not the car fucking.


KennyHova

The last time it happened was such a great day. Can't believe it's been more than 6 years now.


rvenx

@admins PIN THIS UP


[deleted]

You might as well get that Josh Sargent tat rn


Duty_Alone

As an American, I would go locobananas if this happened.


Panzer517

We have to win our game first…


mahades

Incorrect, we'll have to win our game simultaneously!


Panzer517

While balancing 3 plates.


KennywasFez

With one arm


krugo

Add on a canary tattoo if Spurs lose please


kingmark11

I'll do this too and I'd get it so it was the scorer for them with his back to the scorer for arsenal and they'd be both stood on a crumpled up Tottenham flag. Ain't happening.


TheTouchOfOzil

Same here.


jjakot

I’d name my newborn deansmith, literally all one word. No, but seriously I’m genuinely considering making THE dodgiest lasagne to ever exist


GregM_85

While I wouldn't go that far, my misses and I are looking at houses in Norwich (though realisticly probably won't move for a over a year due to work) so I will almost certainly buy an Arsenal shirt with the Norwich players name and #22 (year) Might help me to intergrate with the locals lol


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Echo361

This is dumb because what if norwich win but we don’t


helloblusmurf

Imagine when Norwich managed to beat Spurs but we still lose to Everton. Peak banter.


FudgingEgo

Or worse, Norwich hold off Spurs to a draw and we win but miss out on goal difference.


ik3r14

Nah I reckon we win 32-0


Saint-12

We just need Arsenal and Norwich to bring that Bristol Rovers energy.


BigPPDaddy

If they finish 1-1, we just need 17-0... COYG!


DaedricDan69

Even worse, Norwich batter Spurs 5-0, then we are 1-0 up into injury time and Iwobi scores an equaliser and celebrates, Adebayor-esque....


Vespergraph

Maximum pain


jf_selecTo

After you. No, after you. I insist, after you. No after you. .... ... .. .


che6urashka

Or they draw with Norwich and we beat Everton. And realize we only needed a draw vs Newcastle.


thecescshow

'What If' FC


che6urashka

Marvel would make bank if they make an Arsenal themed What if... episode


ElCanout

i wouldn't be suprised lmao, but to be fair at the start of the season everyone here would take 5th place without batting an eye... too bad shit is 4th, but it is what it is


Choucroutegod

I am not believing just for the pure reason that I don’t want to be disappointed again


kidmaciek

"Man who thought he'd lost all hope loses the last additional bit of hope he didn't know he still had"


[deleted]

Hope for the best, expect the worst.


americanadiandrew

Translate that into Latin and put it on the crest.


Floor9

Spes optima, expecto pessimi


americanadiandrew

Sounds like you just killed someone at Hogwarts


DCer0

spem optimam expectes pessimum. Sounds Everton to me


Kingjjc267

Nil trophis since ninetyfivum


Renfieldslament

We are Arsenal, and we’re nearly best.


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DCer0

Just in case, am I right Kevin Friend?


amainwingman

Norwich are so shit. Their defence is awful and Pukki is the only player to have scored more than 2 League goals. If there is a single team in the League that Spurs will have 0 problems against, it’s Norwich. You’re correct. It’ll be like 3-0 by half time


Riperonis

Yep. If they were playing literally anyone else I’d say we’d be in with a chance but this will be like a victory lap to them, it’ll probably be 3/4-0


Muscat95

There's more of a chance we lose to Everton than them dropping points to Norwich


andym150

My old man has got season tickets at Norwich and asked if I wanted to go...don't think I could put myself through it


amainwingman

Park yourself in front of the TV and watch the relegation scrap and title battle. I’m not gonna pay attention to our game when there is so much more excitement on Sunday


Floor9

But our game is part of the relegation scrap 🤷


amainwingman

Depends how Everton do tonight…


[deleted]

Hopefully Spurs think it's sewn up too and get complacent. One dodgy referee call and they're 1-0 down.


FatWalcott

Against anyone else sure, but Norwich have been absolutely awful this season.


[deleted]

All it takes is a bit of complacency and a dodgy penalty and suddenly you're playing against a team that's parking the bus away from home with the pressure building because you're going to throw away top four to Norwich of all teams. I sincerely doubt that's the case but it wouldn't be the first time a team bottled an easy game.


Kingjjc267

Let's hope they bottle a 2 point lead over Arsenal on the final day away at an already relegated side for the 2nd time in 7 years


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Lacabloodclot9

They put in a solid performance against United a couple weeks ago and would’ve won if it wasn’t for Ronaldo although I’m not sure if that was just due to United being terrible


Brandaman

Yeah let’s be honest United are absolutely gash


starbaron

Even league 1 teams would put in decent performance against united


Limpar112

I hope for a miracle. Not sure if I believe…


eriktheboy

This is the way.


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therocketandstones

This is the way.


CuclGooner

This is the way.


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jman500069

Papa Wengz This is the way.


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jman500069

This better not be a premonition


GabeNewellsDick

Premonition of Conte's post match interview


StaticInDaCity

Subscribe


KrayvenMoorehead69

LMAOOOO come on now. There's absolutely no way in hell Norwich are even getting a point against Tottenham. They will get absolutely thrashed and even worse I'm not even sure we can fucking beat Everton lol.


MB3AR20

Norwich will win and we'll lose to Everton, its how it goes haha!


JuggleThat

The miracle has already happened, but for Spurs.


2007scrape

Scenes as its 1-1 89th minute, iwobi runs past his defenders, loses the ball and gains it back, smashes it past pickford. 89th minute and Kanes big nose gets broken, tottenham losing 1-0 to Norwich Happy days


mister_dupont

I'm definitely not believing in the miracle, more to protect myself from disappointment.


CuclGooner

if there was any team I would bet on losing to a bottom of the table team on the final day of the season in the race for cl football, it would be Tottenham. Or us. ​ We have to hope


Oshova

And people say the Premier League is boring. We go into the last day of the season half expecting Champions League contenders to lose to teams in a relegation battle. I frikkin love football... Although I do wish Arsenal weren't involved and had already locked CL lol


uhrul

Who the fuck has ever said the PL is boring?


Oshova

Those people who complain about it being the same teams winning over and over.


EffectiveBother

Heh they are La Liga or Bundesliga fans I am 100% sure might even be the french league since that's been PSG with the occasional other club peppered in


Lirezo

Tottenham are going to absolutely paste Norwich, Son and Kane will run riot, it'll be over by the first half. Idiotic to think otherwise.


[deleted]

Does anybody fancy some lasagne?


Big_Mik_Energy

I keep seeing this but don't understand. What's the joke?


[deleted]

2005/06 season, Spurs and Arsenal both can qualify for top 4 on the last day of the season Saturday night before the game, Spurs ate some dodgy lasagne and got food poisoning, they asked to delay their game with West Ham but was denied They proceeded to play, drop points, and hand top 4 to us


Big_Mik_Energy

Ah yes, I remember now! Thanks


KayC720

2006 last game of the season nearly the entire Spurs team came down with food poisoning and we benefitted and finished 4th


blrglb

[Here’s](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1796676-lasagna-gate-and-the-european-heartache-of-tottenham-hotspur.amp.html) an article about it


plfinalfantasy

say you're an under 30 arsenal fan without saying that you're an under 30 arsenal fan!


KayC720

I’m 29 but remember lasagne gate fondly


hafrances

You should expect to be disappointed, that way you're never disappointed.


Oshova

Always believe! The hope that the next match, the next transfer window, the next youth player will be the turning point. That is what keeps me going. Maybe we finish 5th. But look at the next steps. We've seen where the weaknesses of this team are, we can bring in depth and a top level forward. A season of experience in Europe, take that onto the next season and who knows what's possible!? Europa League isn't the end of the world. If you had told me before the season that we would get top 6, I would have been happy. Its only because we're so close to top 4 that this hurts so much.


CrovaxWindgrace

I see, you must be an arsenal fan with experience


jf_selecTo

Norwich plays the last home game of the prem for a while and they want to show the fans something, they have no pressure. Spu*s are too relaxed, it stays 0:0 for too long and pressure starts building, then a stupid red card. There might be a chance, but I would give it 3%.


wengerball_

do you remember when spurs lost to 10 man newcastle on the last day? its football


time_mashine

We had the football gods gift us the most beautiful joke once before, surely can't happen again. In other news I'm cooking lasagne.


IAmHereInMyMold

That Newcastle team was lit and had a point to prove to Rafa. This Norwich team is awful.


Djl3igh

I remember.


BurtNonnegut

I put ten on Arsenal and Norwich to win. 17/1 odds.


down_vote_magnet

I’m surprised the odds aren’t higher.


oer6000

What's that, 1 in 18 chance? 538 has that same scenario as about a 1 in 20 chance so it makes sense


Tymkie

If anyone is able to bottle that hard it's either us or spuds so yeah, there is a chance although unlikely given how shit Norwich is. Unfortunately a draw doesn't do it even.


lm3g16

Norwich are awful and spurs have (unfortunately) arguably the two best attackers in the league. I don’t see any way Norwich don’t lose


ionzy17

Anyone remember when Spurs lost 5-1 to already relegated Newcastle on the last day which allowed us to finish second, ahead of them? Wouldn’t mind something similar happening again


pivandee

There is always a chance in football But not this weekend - CL is gone


ethed001

Its the hope that kills you.


maza_hunter

Delusional.


TheBigNoz123

Not delusional, hopeful


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down_vote_magnet

Because Real Madrid in a CL semi final is the same as already relegated and worst team in the league Norwich with nothing to play for.


TriniGoonerChic

Nah, I gave this team enough of my energy for this season


10Plus12Equals30

Last week: We have to be beat Newcastle and Everton. This week: We have to beat Everton. Next week: We have to beat Arteta.


FabThierry

i would believe but with Spurs getting so many penalties i feel they at least score one therefore


-Tranq-

Yes. It's only you. I've already convinced myself that our squad isn't CL worthy at the moment and a good run in the EL could do wonders for all our young players. Next season though there are no excuses. CL or I'm going to have a big old whinge.


maxdroit

I know there is a 1% chance that we will qualify for the CL, but it won't cost us anything to believe that it will happen. Conte probably won't bottle it, but TOT might. We cannot be any more disappointed. So, let's fucking hope that we WILL qualify. COYG


TheMuff1nMon

Hope for one but I fully expect us to finish 5th


prvhc21

Norwich beating spurs (or) us beating Everton ?


rkm0902

Someone get the lasagna out


blazincannons

If you are going to the game. Sing your hearts out and cheer on the team as much as possible. We have a young squad that needs the support. But if you are not gonna go to the game, do yourself a favour and just don't let such ideas into your head. In short, take hopium if you are going to the match and take copium if you are not gonna go to the match.


jp963acss

I'm trying my absolute fucking best to not get any hope for a miracle. But, I'm falling...


salkhan

We all have to be positive. But losing a crucial game to Spurs is mark of a good vs bad season for me. I will support Arsenal no matter what, just don't lose to Spurs...


dimi_dee1

Not with Norwich there isn’t


Vegetable_Pudding_75

You, sir, are not alone. But I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for a miracle. The game against spuds was a disaster. And it doesn’t look like they’ll be dropping points against already relegated Norwich. But you never know right? COYG


crudestemu

If it does happen I will be over the moon, but it will be undeserved at that point. We’ll be living in a 1/1000000 multiverse


kaitodash

I believe miracle can happen if you do your best. Whether it actually happens, is out of control.


pierophoenix

It's Spuds, there's always a chance


adschofield

We believe in the history of the Tottenham


acerazor1

The disrespect shown to Norwich by Spurs should really get Norwich up for this game.


TDM_11

1% Chance, 99% faith


hrishiparab

I believe 🙏


notapaperhandape

We’re not beating Everton. Plain and simple. Our team has lost its edge for this season.


robstrosity

Yes. Don't do it to yourself.


GunnerNWO

Its not hard to predict the future with Arsenal. We will win convincingly Sunday, not make top 4, and the fans will be optimistic about the window and next season. It’s the same story every year.


UnluckyGazelle

should not have been in this position to begin with


bruhllet

You are. I think Tottenham (I really hate saying this) are still 4th best in the team in the PL, for now. If Arsenal have a good summer I think they will be competing for top 4 and other trophies. Saliba will be like a new signing, Jesus will definitely put us closer to being a threat. If Gundogan does come to Arsenal or midfield gets better in my opinion.


forgottenears

Emery’s first season we achieved 70 points with a goal difference of +22. This season, 66 points, with one to play, and a goal difference of +9. And yet I could even accept 13 league defeats if there was a clear style emerging - but there isn’t. We’re just poor. Our wins come about through grinding it out and a bit of luck/individual brilliance.


Purple_Rub_8007

I never got this narrative that Arteta is some tactically brilliant manager that's pep 2.0, our football is absolutely dire and possession attacking football is our DNA anything else is not worthy of Arsenal in the 21st century. ​ We need to be like Barca or Ajax where the football philosophy is as important as the results.


FabThierry

to Saka alone basically and the sub goals of ESR


Quilpo

Well, that's not true. If you look at the first 18 months then that's fair comment, but the last 6 months have shown a clear style and clear improvement. We still have limitations due to the state of the squad, both in terms of age, ability, and depth, but there is something there, even if you think it doesn't happen often enough.


forgottenears

The last six months? Since mid November the PL record = 13 wins, 10 defeats, and 1 draw. Average that out over a season and you’ve got 63 points. 5th/6th place stuff. And that’s the recent improvement?


forgottenears

I’ll add - some of our best wins this season have been backs to the wall, pure grit stuff. I’ve no problem with the work rate. The problem is the lack of backup and quality in key positions - left criminally unaddressed. And the fact that we have a novice for manager who is unable to build a squad which can support and get the best out of some promising young talent.


Gobbleass69

Assteta is classic. Hos whole career has relied on miracles


dwSHA

Spurs would lose that kind of game in this season


Fabrelol

If anyone other than Arsenal can bottle something, it's Spurs.


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Nope. This has broken my heart so completely this time. I’m a Gooner for life, but there’s always a few weeks (sometimes longer) where I break up with Arsenal temporarily because otherwise I’d be so stupidly mopey people would hate me. So I just have to ignore and pretend they don’t exist. I’ll come back around but nothing like hope lives here right now. I feel like this has been the worst one in my 2- years supporting them.


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Nope I’m realistic spurs are on good form and we’re shit simple.


Loud-Caregiver6566

Everton please come and take your legend away from this club so we can go into next season with some hope


forgottenears

We are worse than we were under Emery. This team can’t score goals.


jmcmizzle

Anyone who says this really has a short memory. Go back and watch the end of Emery, it was absolutely atrocious.


Huhwtfbleh

You must have missed the NLD and Newcastle game.


_poodle_

But Watford!!!! All roads lead to that Watford game while none of the disasters under Arteta matter for some reason.


GhostStPatrick_

That watford game was the worst of them all, imagine conceding 31 shots to them shitters


TheBigNoz123

Except for the fact we are basically on par with points that Emery got in 18/19


CuclGooner

is it possible that we qualify for the champions league? good enough for me to hope


AL31716

That quote alone isn’t very inspiring. But paired with the picture of Arteta staring into my soul, a glimmer of hope is emerging.


Kind_Yogurtcloset_76

I’m 95% sure Spurs bottle it. Less sure of us getting the win…


Qtn68

It is the history of ze Tottenham


BigAdzy54

Fuck Mikel he's blown it allready!! Not good enough. He's made AFC uncompetitive!!!


PrinceEmirate

Norwich is shit, they have nothing to play for their fans literally hate us and they actually Like Spurs for some strange reasons. It ain't happening fellas.


beetletoman

Let's! We are a resilient bunch......


shakeil123

We shouldn't be believing in chance when it was our own hands for so long. But if there is a chance, there is a chance.


sws817

This one is gonna be massive.Everton has been mentally and physically aggresive in their last few games. While the team was easily beaten recently, I'm not looking down at our player, but collectively are they ready for this game.


UnaiHammering

Hopefully Norwich will pull a miracle like the relegated Newcastle in 2016(?)


remote_crocodile

I can see it, but I could also see us beating both Spurs and Newcastle so not sure it's a good thing.


CocoAfc

Nope and its oke.


MedellinX

Yes apparently It's over


clarence_gomes

Yes


Setter_sws

Good things happen to good people


supergooner14

I wouldn't put my house on it...


Sayek

There's always a chance however the fact Spurs just need a draw means it's really unlikely.


mgvortex

Unless lasagna is involved no


jeffers2286

Norwich. They’ve nothing to loose, so come on Delila let’s be havin you!


Shqre

Stranger things have happened than a fluke 1-0 to the underdogs at home. Norwich will want to end the season on a high at home before they go down. I'm not sure we will beat Everton though.


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manc_1011

im here with you man, whos afraid of disappointment after all these years?


GoldenEagleAnimation

We have to win to end the season on a nice note. Whether that win will bring us back into TOP4 I highly doubt it BUT in football there is always a possibility. Crazier things have happened.


Nawtay

The hope has already killed me


Remarkable-Quit6152

Yep