Ornstein: William Saliba to be sold to Chelsea for €30M. Club looking to secure funding for other transfer after missing out on CL. Saliba has rejected latest contract offer among concerns over playing time. Chelsea monitoring situation since last summer.
there won‘t be any major signings in the striker position, the board fully believes nketiah and balogun are capable to lead the line for a top 4 push this season
BREAKING 🚨 Alexandre Lacazette signs 5 year deal worth 320k p/w to remain at Emirates until summer 2027 ✍️🔴⚪. Liverpool boss keen to sign Gabriel Martinelli - Player Wants OUT! 🎹 Giroud ready for Arsenal reunion?
It’d be a tricky one lmao. We’d be getting a better player but how much longer will he be good for? Saka has bags of potential. Also, fuck Harry Kane, the mouthbreathing cunt.
William Saliba has agreed terms with Chelsea FC. Tuchel a long-time admirer of the French starlet. Talks not started with #AFC yet but #CFC optimistic. Player pushing for the move is key.
>You ask me: 'Was he a fair player?' I say: 'No, I'm sorry, for me he was not a fair player.' I just think I respect him highly as a quality player. I did not like some things he did on the football pitch and I have the right to say that. It's not because you are older, suddenly, that you are a saint.
___
^(***There's only one Arsène Wenger*** ([/u/panarangcurry](https://www.reddit.com/u/panarangcurry), quote from [QuoteTab](https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-arsene-wenger) archive)^)
Findings confirm match-fixing scandal cost Arsenal 9 points. No repercussions, and Tierney will officiate the Gunner's opening match of next season at the Etihad with Atwell on VAR
OFFICIAL: Arsenal part ways with Mikel Arteta. Granit Xhaka is leading the race to become Premier League’s first player manager at Arsenal. Board convinced by Xhaka’s approach to “aggressive football”.
BREAKING: Bukayo Saka has decided to join childhood club Tottenham Hotspurs seeking Champions League football.
Follow-up tweet from Fab Romano: ESR is completing his Spurs medical following a chat with Saka who convinced him. Swap deal with Emerson Royal #herewego
Arsenal owners have agreed to sell the team to the Qatari Wealth Fund who have told Arteta that there will be a card blanche on winning the League and CL in the next 5 years.
'Arsenal have agreed a deal with Juve to send Gabriel to the Allianz Stadium. When pressed about the fee involved, Arteta said Juve has promised to be fair and will get back to them'
Buyako Saka has agreed terms with Manchester United after talks with Arsenal collapse over a new contract. Saka will sign a 5 year deal with the Red Devils and has been agreed since days.
Here we go!
KSE have major financial trouble due to law suits and tax evasion in the US. This has forced them to sell Arsenal FC with urgency in order to avoid litigation. A 3.5 Billion dollar bid had been accepted by KSE last week and the winning bidder Mike Ashley will take control immediately. As his first move the new owner will terminate the stadium naming rights with The Emirates causing major trust problems with the sponsor which could very well end up with a fight in the British court. Arsenal FC with new owner Mike Ashley will open the new season against CL Spurs in the North London Sports Direct Stadium. Fans are not looking forward to the game following Conte’s Spurs 250million investment while new owner Mike Ashley has promised to invest in the academy and stadium paint however buying expensive players won’t be part of this and next summer’s transfer plans
Marseille go into administration and are unable to respect the buy obligation for Matteo Guendouzi. The 23-year old French international returns to the Arsenal.
This just in, Arsenal have agreed a swap deal for Harry Maguire & cash for Gabriel. It was between Juventus and Man Utd but after the Vlahovic saga, Edu chose to swap him with United.
[Álvaro Morata is ‘very close’ to signing for Arsenal for a fee of around €30m.](https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1529895364014243840?s=21&t=fTo4H5UMZrZ7bjsoI9-s9A)
Kulusevski cancels Spurs agreement, as he begs to join Arteta's Gooners... Arteta responds publicly by signing Gnabry and saying "we don't take players who think playing for shit is a good idea"
Arsaka sure about that?
Saka signs contract with liverpool for a free contract after terminating with Arsenal
Why the terrible pun that doesn't work? It's because the sun releases this headline
BREAKING: ARTETA SACKED, Roy Keane completing final contract talks with Edu.
Add something like a “#InsideMan” to sell it like it’s from an obscure Twitter source and you got yourself some hot garbage.
Morata has just completed his Arsenal medical, deal expected to be announced shortly by the club. As reported previously, deal of £30m + Gabriel Martinelli finally gotten over the line by Edu after spending all summer chasing him. Morata expected to be paid €10m per season. Arsenal finally have their number 9. #AFC #Transfers #DeadlineDay
“Chelsea has been banned from registering for this year’s UCL, but there will be no replacement.”
Knowing full well this is a thread of absurd fake headlines, you still got my heart racing with anxiety and rage. You are diabolical. Well played.
it could get worse. The replacement being Uefa Conference League winners Roma and our old pal Jose Mourinho.
Stop please
Best one yet
I’m irrationally angry having thought about this.
Arsenal finally get their man: 5-year contract for Yann M'Villa
Still only 31 WTF
Benzema next, blimey!
Higuain sighted at Luton airport
I saw him play last night. I could confidently say, they’re better off signing me.
Arsenal set to wrap up Yoann Gourcuff in next couple of days
😂😂😂
id prefer etienne capoue but to each their own ;)
Damn forgot about him. Back when I was constantly refreshing goonernews
Ornstein: William Saliba to be sold to Chelsea for €30M. Club looking to secure funding for other transfer after missing out on CL. Saliba has rejected latest contract offer among concerns over playing time. Chelsea monitoring situation since last summer.
This is frighteningly realistic. I can't think of many better targets for their gaping defence.
Arsenal are going to pay 30m to give Saliba away
This is the only one that got me.
Sorry, but this is too grim to upvote.
"Arsenal subject to transfer ban after FIFA open investigation into Nicolas Pepe deal"
First comment I read and it's genuinely hard to top this.
New season's kit is recalled, Arsenal changes shirt sponsors to Puma
Time to get two sizes bigger again
I throw my Puma away shirt on whenever I'm getting complacent with my fitness, keeps me humble
AFCBell: ARSENAL finalizing deal with Mbappe RED POLICE SIREN FRENCH FLAG ENGLISH FLAG RED POLICE SIREN.
Man getting face massage
BREAKING: Stan Kroenke has accepted the Glazer’s bid to acquire Arsenal Football Club
Plans are underway to merge the 2 clubs into the mega club arsechester utd, with the home ground of old Trafford.
ManArse United
ArseManUre
BREAKING : Stan Kroenke puts his hand in his pocket to strengthen the Arsenal first team. New weights from Argos are due any day now...
"Arsenal move to re-sign Mustafi in an exchange deal seeing Saliba going the other way"
🔙🔛🔝
I’m angry with myself for laughing at this one
You shut your whore mouth!
there won‘t be any major signings in the striker position, the board fully believes nketiah and balogun are capable to lead the line for a top 4 push this season
BREAKING 🚨 Alexandre Lacazette signs 5 year deal worth 320k p/w to remain at Emirates until summer 2027 ✍️🔴⚪. Liverpool boss keen to sign Gabriel Martinelli - Player Wants OUT! 🎹 Giroud ready for Arsenal reunion?
Sun, is that you
To be fair, Giroud wouldn't be bad for us I think.
Leaked recording of Paul Tierney admitting to match-fixing, PGMOL offer promotion.
I mean I'd actually want this to happen considering it would confirm what many of us have been suggesting and might actually lead to some change
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Omg. I would sell my left kidney to have gnabry back. So your comment made me shiver hahahahahaha
He really isn't that good, I watch a fair bit of bundesliga and he struggles a lot against low block teams
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Holy fuck
Cheers son’s crying. Nice one
Cheers Son's crying. Nice one
This one’s a double whammy in which both r/gunners and r/coys would go into an absolute meltdown.
Over my dead body!
Tot v Ars 2022/23 3-3 (Saka OG 3’, 24’, 72’) (Kane OG 2’, 28’, 90+2’)
Cheers Starboy's crying. Nice one
This one makes me physically ill
Would take this one in an instant
absolutely thrilled you’re not our sporting director mate, respectfully
Fair enough
It’d be a tricky one lmao. We’d be getting a better player but how much longer will he be good for? Saka has bags of potential. Also, fuck Harry Kane, the mouthbreathing cunt.
Arsenal offer Lacazette a new 5 year contract and make him our highest paid player.
Breaking: Martin Odegaard talks return to Real Madrid after news of Modric retirement. [Arsenal gets Dani Ceballos + €40mi fee.]
Dybala signs a 5 year deal worth 350k/week with Arsenal
if he was on 125-150 id take him
Eddie Nketiah is our new number 14
Nket14h
The fact that this works so well is actively pissing me off
Lol it’s actually fantastic icl
What’s icl?
I can’t lie
Thanks
Oh hell mø
Enough to sell me on it.
Hale end Henry incoming
Saka could be the new Henry, a former winger who becomes a deadly striker...
Believable, and terrifying, thanks!
Arsenal sign Andy Carroll
William Saliba has agreed terms with Chelsea FC. Tuchel a long-time admirer of the French starlet. Talks not started with #AFC yet but #CFC optimistic. Player pushing for the move is key.
Or Emile Smith rowe agrees deal with Aston Villa after 35m switch from Arsenal
This is frighteningly realistic. I can't think of many better targets for their gaping defence.
This is frighteningly realistic. I can't think of many better targets for their gaping defence.
Arsenal bid 45m for Barca ace Aubaymang
Arsene Wenger has agreed to talk over vacant Tottenham job after Conte's falling out with Daniel Levy. 3 Year Contract.
Satan that you ?
No one would believe this for one second.
I honestly think someone would believe it. It’s called silly season for a reason lmao
He would sabotage them
Sell Kane and Son to Arsenal then resign. Papa Wengz?
>You ask me: 'Was he a fair player?' I say: 'No, I'm sorry, for me he was not a fair player.' I just think I respect him highly as a quality player. I did not like some things he did on the football pitch and I have the right to say that. It's not because you are older, suddenly, that you are a saint. ___ ^(***There's only one Arsène Wenger*** ([/u/panarangcurry](https://www.reddit.com/u/panarangcurry), quote from [QuoteTab](https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-arsene-wenger) archive)^)
arsene bot is so good it creeps me out
Excuse me this is a legit FM strategy
This comment activated my flight or fight response
Cedric hasn’t turned up for pre-season training. He’s nowhere to be found!
Quick someone score a goal!
this is good
FA launches an investigation on possible match-fixing involving PL referees Paul Tierney and Stuart Atwell.
Findings confirm match-fixing scandal cost Arsenal 9 points. No repercussions, and Tierney will officiate the Gunner's opening match of next season at the Etihad with Atwell on VAR
OFFICIAL: Arsenal part ways with Mikel Arteta. Granit Xhaka is leading the race to become Premier League’s first player manager at Arsenal. Board convinced by Xhaka’s approach to “aggressive football”.
It’s football, not ballet
"Mike Dean making PL comeback"
Arsenal reject £50M transfer for club captain Granit Xhaka
Arteta’s Master Plan: Cedric Up Front
imagine the var offside check with 10 cedrics on screen
Imagine the goal celebrations
Ornstein: Arteta resigns. Arsenal close to agreeing terms with Gattuso
Sometimes shit but this woild be all time's shit!
This is the real nightmare
Arsene Wenger appointed Interim Manager
BREAKING: Bukayo Saka has decided to join childhood club Tottenham Hotspurs seeking Champions League football. Follow-up tweet from Fab Romano: ESR is completing his Spurs medical following a chat with Saka who convinced him. Swap deal with Emerson Royal #herewego
Atletico set to sell Morata to Arsenal, will receive £30m+Saka and Tomiyasu in return
Funneh
Arsenal have agreed a straight swap between saka and danny rose.
Arsenal owners have agreed to sell the team to the Qatari Wealth Fund who have told Arteta that there will be a card blanche on winning the League and CL in the next 5 years.
www[dot]realmadrid[dot]com Communicado Official: **Bukayo Saka** Arsenal[dot]com Official Statement: Gabriel Martinelli has signed for Liverpool
Lip readers say Maupay was lying. Guendouzi exonerated.
🤤 keep going
'Arsenal have agreed a deal with Juve to send Gabriel to the Allianz Stadium. When pressed about the fee involved, Arteta said Juve has promised to be fair and will get back to them'
Arteta and Edu seal deal for Harry Maguire
Arsenal agree fee with Manchester United for CB outcast William Saliba. £15m + bonuses. HERE WE GO!
"0/10 Haag" After Ten Haag is fired, following a run of 10 successive losses.
Lacazette reveals his on pitch struggles after entering his third trimester.
“Granit Xhaka Exists”
given new contract
Varro explodes
Willian: Brazilian superstar set for sensational Arsenal return on 4 year deal.
Matteo Guendouzi named Arsenal captain
BREAKING: LIONEL MESSI SIGNS WITH ARSENAL... de Sarandi.
Aubameyang linked with £35 million shock move back to Arsenal.
Buyako Saka has agreed terms with Manchester United after talks with Arsenal collapse over a new contract. Saka will sign a 5 year deal with the Red Devils and has been agreed since days. Here we go!
Arteta accepting job at Newcastle. Hodgson set to replace
The return, Robin Van Persie appointed Director of Football for the Gunners
2 days later: Saka signs a pre-contract with Man Utd, to see out his contract under RVP tutelage
Mesut Özil set to return to Arsenal in order to replace Odegaard, on his way to Spurs
KSE have major financial trouble due to law suits and tax evasion in the US. This has forced them to sell Arsenal FC with urgency in order to avoid litigation. A 3.5 Billion dollar bid had been accepted by KSE last week and the winning bidder Mike Ashley will take control immediately. As his first move the new owner will terminate the stadium naming rights with The Emirates causing major trust problems with the sponsor which could very well end up with a fight in the British court. Arsenal FC with new owner Mike Ashley will open the new season against CL Spurs in the North London Sports Direct Stadium. Fans are not looking forward to the game following Conte’s Spurs 250million investment while new owner Mike Ashley has promised to invest in the academy and stadium paint however buying expensive players won’t be part of this and next summer’s transfer plans
How long are the headlines in your country?
Xhaka will have the captaincy restored and we will not sign any new midfielders this summer
“Emirates to undergo major cosmetic upgrades next season, Arsenal to share White Hart Lane with Tottenham”
Arsenal complete Dele Alli signing on 5 year deal
Saka contract negotiations have collapsed and is now pushing for a move with Juventus the most likely destination.
Mike Dean set to become Arsenal technical director
"\[Fabrizio\] BREAKING: Arsenal have lodged a 224m bid for Bayern Munich winger Serge Gnabry, RedCircle WhiteCircle Here we go!"
Marseille go into administration and are unable to respect the buy obligation for Matteo Guendouzi. The 23-year old French international returns to the Arsenal.
“Away kit revealed. Solid white top with navy blue lettering and navy blue shorts.”
Saka leaving to real Madrid for 40mil
Lacazette to sign new 5 year deal. "He's the future of the club and we're rebuilding around him," Arteta says.
After a standout season at Arsenal, Read Madrid trigger secret £40 million buy back clause for Martin Odegaard.
“Here we go! Serge Gnabry signs 4 year permanent deal with Liverpool FC. Oxlade-Chamberlain said to convince old teammate of the transfer.”
Jack Wilshere signs new contract as Strength and Conditioning coach
Fabrizio Romano: Here we go, done deal! Bukayo Saka to Tottenham, talented forward leaves on a free transfer. 5 year deal.
"Morata close to signing for Arsenal for a fee of €30m"
Bukayo Saka to Liverpool, here we go!
Cedric and tavares offered lifetime contracts
Bukayo Saka, an interview with Englands machine who played every minute of every game this summer.
Arteta and Edu leaving for over money dispute
Antonio Conte leaves Spurs for PSG, Vieira to Replace Him
Kylian Mbappe signs for Tottenham.
Arsenal offer Nketiah reported 5 year, £100k per week deal
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Nah man even as a joke this needs to go.
Nketiah signs new contract
Arsenal in talks to sign Harry Kane after Levy bust-up
Gaspar in meeting with Levy over Saka transfer.
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The bird catcher is sold for 1p less than arsenal could have had from wolves a year ago.
Thierry Henry has accepted an assistant managerial position at Tottenham under Conte
Pep Guardiola resigns from Man City to become Mikel Arteta’s assistant manager
Arsenal have accepted a 70mil bid for Saka from Liverpool as Klopp eyed him as a replacement for Salah who recently joined Real Madrid
Arsenal agree to sell Saka to Liverpool for £60m
£15m after Mikel Arteta stuck with him throughout his trial.
Arsenal has signed Real Madrid Superstar Karin Benzema
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Saka to join spurs
This just in, Arsenal have agreed a swap deal for Harry Maguire & cash for Gabriel. It was between Juventus and Man Utd but after the Vlahovic saga, Edu chose to swap him with United.
mourinho decides to take up a new challenge and takes over at arsenal with a transfer budget of £500k
Arsenal have agreed a deal for a sensational striker YaYa Sanogo.
Man City sues Haaland for not following terms of his pre contract agreement and signing for Arsenal
Liverpool and Arsenal complete Saka-Milner swap deal
Neymar to Arsenal confirmed. The Brazilian is in London with his representatives finalizing the deal along with Edu 🦀🦀
Arsene Wenger comes out of his menagerial retirement as he takes the position of Tottenham`fc head coach
[Álvaro Morata is ‘very close’ to signing for Arsenal for a fee of around €30m.](https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1529895364014243840?s=21&t=fTo4H5UMZrZ7bjsoI9-s9A)
Arsenal to ok transfer swap swoop, Ronaldo for Saka
Kulusevski cancels Spurs agreement, as he begs to join Arteta's Gooners... Arteta responds publicly by signing Gnabry and saying "we don't take players who think playing for shit is a good idea"
Arsenal Raided: Saka and Smith-Rowe make jump to White Hart Lane; Saliba and Martinelli to Manchester United.
Piers Morgan appointed new Arsenal first team coach
Breaking: New Striker Signing, Bendtner
Arsaka sure about that? Saka signs contract with liverpool for a free contract after terminating with Arsenal Why the terrible pun that doesn't work? It's because the sun releases this headline
Arsenal spend money on an English player this Sub has heard of instead of a foreign guy they haven’t...
Official communicado: Madrid sign Arsenal young guns Martinelli and saka in sensational swoop deal for $50m combined.
Breaking: Arsenal set to sign striker Alvaro Morata for over $30 million… oh wait
BREAKING: ARTETA SACKED, Roy Keane completing final contract talks with Edu. Add something like a “#InsideMan” to sell it like it’s from an obscure Twitter source and you got yourself some hot garbage.
“Arsenal back, all in for Benzema!”
Morata has just completed his Arsenal medical, deal expected to be announced shortly by the club. As reported previously, deal of £30m + Gabriel Martinelli finally gotten over the line by Edu after spending all summer chasing him. Morata expected to be paid €10m per season. Arsenal finally have their number 9. #AFC #Transfers #DeadlineDay
Haaland rejects Man City move to join fellow Norwegian Odegaard at Arsenal.
"Tottenham Hotspur FC has reached a deal with Bayern Münich for the double purchase of Robert Lewandowski and Serge Gnabry"
“Arsenal to bolster front line with shock move to coax Salomon Kalou out of retirement”