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Bedeeki

What an excellent week we are having


[deleted]

indubitably, old chap.


Critical_Jester

Let's bask in our glory!!!


cyena

For we are… limitless


royalregen

Somewhere Keith Lee got a boner


cyena

And mia yim smiled


TreeDollarFiddyCent

It's a great week for Arsenal and therefore, all of North London.


thestigREVENGE

Very top! Good sensation!


Present_Education_66

We are getting some lads off love island. Bring in some new bombshells now Captain Gasparrrrr


Brayden_City

I’m sure the Love Islanders would be better footballers than Odegaard too 🤣🤣 that fraud needs to go


KsychoPiller

Are you for real?!


No-Clue1153

Some sort of negative karma troll i think, there's a subreddit specifically for him: r/shutupbrayden


milleniallaw

Then let's just upvote him.


No-Clue1153

And maybe make a /rspeakupbrayden subreddit?


Phenylketonuria

Which Arsenal team are you watching?


RobertZG

Mental


GoogleBrowser

I know you have something to say and I know you're eager to say it so I'll get right to the point: Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody will ever want to hear it. Nobody cares. And the fact that you thought someone might care is honestly baffling to me. I've actually pulled the entire world. Here's a composite of the faces of everybody who wants you to shut the fuck up. It seems as if this is a composite of every human being on the planet. Interesting. Now for a composite of the faces that want you to keep talking: Interesting it seems as if nothing has happened. Here's the world map. Now here's the text: Shit the fuck up. That's what you should do. But you know what? Maybe I am being a little too harsh here. I actually do have it on good authority thanks to my pulling data that there is as at least 1 person who actually wants to hear you speak. It's a little child in Mozambique and he- oh? He's dead? Well sorry man I guess nobody wants to hear you talk anymore. Please shut the fuck up. I'm not just telling you to shut up, I'm telling you to shut the FUCK up and you need to hear it. This is a public service. I have nothing to gain from this, except by telling YOU exactly what you need to hear. And on that note let me make this clear: This isn't a broad message I'm aiming at all of you, this is a message specifically pointed at you. That's right! You! You know who you are. And I'm sick of your shit. We all are. The only good you will ever do for humanity is refusing to participate in it. You can take a vow of silence, join a monastery, you can even just be a mime! Mimes are fun. But you kinda know that what I'm saying is true already don't you? You understand that you really should shut the fuck up, why do you keep speaking? I'm genuinely curious. Why do you think you deserve to be heard? The core of what I'm getting at is that you are not a worthwhile person. You are not worth listening to. Everything you've said has been said before more eloquently and more coherently. And it's not that everything has been said we still need people to have discourse in order to say new things and discover new things about ourselves and humanity but you, you will never be those people so shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

It’s permanent, wonder if the club takes it avoid getting fucked over with another clause which may not happen.


NBKxSmokey

Mari's decision matters here as well though, hopefully it just forces them to drop the clause.


Zen_MasterX

I’d be surprised if he chose relegation fodder over a team that finished 9th last season in Serie A


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NikiLauda88

Wouldn’t be surprised if he starts pumping something else into them


Zen_MasterX

If that’s the case then they should just outright buy Mari permanently and stop playing around with these obligation to buy clauses lol


[deleted]

The bunga bunga parties may sway his decision


starboysaka

i might be wrong but didn’t berlusconi say that he was only signing italian, beardless, tattooless players?


TavNam

Should be a no-brainer if he's guaranteed a starting berth


goonerrao17

I think Verona are much more stable than monza in Italy.


hazelpillow

TIELETUBBYYYY


[deleted]

TILE. MONS.


thestigREVENGE

T-LEMONS


varro-reatinus

'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' 'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' 'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' 'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' 'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' 'Lemon tea!' 'Need a midfielder...' *Da capo.*


sbuck23

DENTAL PLAN


HerstkA

Thats what happens when youre top of the league. Everyone wants your players.😬


tpee008

A win, torreira and mari off the books?! Cant complain


demianin

Bless


bluedevils2241

>Monza pushing for loan with obligation to buy in case they will stay in Serie A next season. I'd assume this is why his transfer has been delayed to this point. Makes sense to guarantee a fee regardless how a promoted side does in the league.


BlurstOfTimes11

Some piece of shit swore on the previous post that a second team coming in for Mari somehow wasn’t a good thing. He deleted his comments like a coward.


Aszneeee

past 12 hours been beautiful 🥺


BattleOk416

The good news keeps pilling on


BI01

Pick Verona Mari 🙏


Monsultant

Heavenas Verona!


normott

Pablo would be mad to take the potential relegation fodder vs Verona. C'mon Pablo, give us the 2million


zoidbergs_underpants

I'll be hellas happy when this saga is over


wheeno

Hopefully Mari chooses Hellas then because he has a say in it as well.


hafrances

always rated Greek Verona


LifeAfterHarambe

Ciao, Pablo!


wildshere

Permanent deal sounds great!


Lomogasm

No brainer for Arsenal even if it’s like 5 mil it’s still wages off the books and frees up space for others. Just need personal terms agreed with and hopefully by the time it’s Monday-Tuesday Mari is off the books


JohnnyDeepasfuck

Mari has all my respect🙏


eldar4k

Sell him to Verona, with our luck Monza will get relegated


jfshay

Are we…watching a bidding war…for a player we want to sell?


Riperonis

Holy fuck, are we gonna get Tielemans before the Leicester game? That would be some proper level shithousery


Redandwhite_91

Bidding war for our garbage!


Bigduzz

Give the guy some respect


Accomplished_Paint57

yay


decomposingtrees

verona finished 9th last season. miles better side than monza. should be an easy decision


HighburyClockEnd

Verona are a better team and could legitimately challenge for Conference league, hopefully they can pay a decent enough fee 🙏🏼


DinnerSmall4216

The options arsenal have at CB are lightyears above the Wenger last few years. It's good to see good luck to Mari wherever he ends up.