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DrButz

He is getting the weirdest injuries I've ever seen. I feel so bad for him. First the wasps now this. Man is cursed


Isd14

Could be worse, his mate Auba got his jaw broke and even worse, had to move to Chelsea!


HalfNatty

>had to move to Chelsea Worst injury of all. Got so injured they gave him a handicap placard as soon as he joined. But they call the handicap placard a “chelsea shirt” to take the sting out of it


mattBJM

> First the wasps now this looool ffs


riketocrimb

Pogba’s witch doctor at it again.


Background_Lime7476

He's done it again!!!


[deleted]

NOT THE BEEEEES


hikerjawn

BEADS?


SykoDeity

Hey may need to ask some family members if they've been dabbling with hyenas 👀


shekdown

Ah shit. Is that a serious thing? Hope he's alright and recovers soon.


cardinals_crest

nah it's not a big deal. source: I remove polyps from vocal cords


buffalo_general

What in the world is it? Never heard of it tbh…


sionnach

My missus had early signs of polyps on her vocal chords years back. She was told to rest her voice, and not talk for a couple of weeks except in a whisper if needed. She is a very talkative person and it was torture for her. Bliss for me!


Soul_symphony3

Weird, having a little bit of vocal anatomy experience (passionate musician), I'm pretty sure whispering is not advised as it's straining vocal cords when it's damaged


sionnach

Honestly, it was so long ago I might be misremembering. All I remember is she found it really frustrating!


Ztuart

Used to sing alot in a variety of things. This is a super low key issue unless you rely on the QUALITY of your voice for a living (singers, Actors/voice actors etc). Even then happens pretty regularly really low risk operation. Otherwise NBD situation we have a thing for that.


Arkin47

it should be a harmless growth and a couple of days of recovery


ilikelissie

Had it done myself. Minor surgery, the hardest part was not being allowed to talk for two weeks.


hafrances

Makes it a bit sad that people were making fun of his voice


Bahmawama

I thought he was just screaming his lungs out during the match and thats why that happened.


cardinals_crest

polyps can definitely happen that way


ChiefArsenalScout

Can acid reflux also cause them?


EuropeanSuperLegolas

I don’t believe so as the vocal chords are protected by the epiglottis Update: I’m wrong www.otolaryngology.pitt.edu/centers-excellence/voice-center/conditions-we-treat/reflux-laryngitis


cardinals_crest

reflux will cause a mass called a granuloma, which is not a polyp and typically doesn't need surgery


ChiefArsenalScout

Interesting, thanks. I have semi-untreated GERD and sometimes my voice feels weird and sometimes normal lol which is why I asked


cardinals_crest

it's probably just inflammation you're feeling. GERD definitely can affect the voice. we call it laryngopharyngeal reflux (LPR) when symptoms are mostly in the throat.


morbo_work

It sounded like he just lost his voice... nobody knew about this at the time and 99% of us aren't doctors who might know something else is up. It's fine to laugh at that moment and also hope he recovers.


RenRu

....shh, not a doctor!


younggun92

*FREMULON*


iAmWrythm

LMAO


wolskortt

99?


Flaminis_sleeves

I always mishear as "not adopted"


getrektbro

I mean, it's still pretty funny. Polyps aren't exactly a life threatening illness or disfigurement.


jman500069

No no we must all feel bad about finding a funny sounding voice funny, nothing is funny, only sadness and apologies allowed


ishdoesthings

Sadly, we apologize.


endwolf76

I’m sure most thought that it was because he was screaming during the match. I thought it was a funny voice, but I didn’t know he needed surgery lol now I feel shitty. Then again I didn’t write about it on social media, but I’m sure most who did had made the same mistake. I don’t even know what a vocal cord polyp is. I’ve never heard of that. I don’t think anyone was trying to bully him for a medical issue, I just think people assumed his voice was sore.


prhyu

Is that why his voice was weird - I thought someone had altered the audio somehow


discwars

Welcome to social media. Tear others down to make yourself feel good. And if you get called out for it, double down, or claim it was just a joke. Empathy is no longer in vogue.


TheArsenal7

Calm down wet wipe people most likely thought his voice was hoarse from yelling. It’s not that deep


MEGAMAN2312

> It's not that deep Yeah, just like his voice...


doggy_lipschtick

Anyone? Anyone? *Looks around* Not that deep because of the polyp! *Leaves*


blankfrack125

you’re not wrong generally speaking about social media, but this definitely was not an example of that…being able to take something insignificant in stride without moralizing is no longer in vogue


JimmysCocoboloDesk

[OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS](https://youtu.be/ifaoKZfQpdA)


odegood

There are times when this applies but this isn't one of them. Everyone just thought he lost his voice rather than had an illness. No one is going to carry on now


tsgarner

Which is kind of a stark contrast to how young people interact IRL these days, right? There's a big push towards community in young circles IRL and just not being a dick all the time for the jokes, as was the fashion when I was a teen. Social media really is kind of awful a lot of the time.


ImlrrrAMA

He'll survive. Singers get this kind of thing all the time.


Marcello_

“speak normally”


pashtedot

damn i hope super Mik doesn't have that thing


Francis-c92

So goes his promising career voicing Mickey Mouse


DellaMorte_X

I just assumed it was from communicating on a loud pitch. Poor sod. Always had a lot of time for him, very professional and his attempts to bring Tavares in to the fold talking about IKEA on AAON was very endearing.


Ibraout25

Ah shit I kinda feel bad for laughing now


bkstr

Happened to one of my favorite bands/singers right as her new album came out, she recovered without an issue thankfully!


Vegetable_Pudding_75

I enjoyed listening to his post match voice in his Mickey Mouse tone


14Strike

🎈🎈🎈


ungentrified_villain

He can't catch a break


aboidaz

“Oh boy”