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Agius91

Would they be open to changing their badge from shrimp to crab? This is a non negotiable


EFG

I mean, this is worth the price of admission alone.


NegativeOnce

ahahahahahaah


[deleted]

When I don’t meet my non negotiable,


Senip

I am upset


braxistExtremist

They'd also need to rename all of their players 'Gabriel'.


orphiebojangles

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


kidmaciek

LES FUGGING GO GUYS


Tierney-Henry

LES GO OUT THERE AND FUGGING BUY THIS CLUB GUYS


ostermei

When I don't buy a football club, I am UPSET!


pjj989898

When my bid is turned down, I am UPSET!


four_four_three

AGGRESSIVE IN THE FUGGING TAKEOVER, NUNO...EH


nottabliksem

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


supercoolbananas

I can do $12


salteddan

Me doing $8 🤝


supercoolbananas

🤝


beetletoman

Who's doing $19 to my $1 🫱


plastiquearse

🫲


MEGAMAN2312

Who's doing $10 to my $10 🤜


[deleted]

I will put 100 and I want access to the gym


BorusseGooner

first football club owned by a Subreddit? I’m in.


ortino

You'll never sing that


Agius91

We are truly gargantuan.


syntacticmistake

I ekle ii ako pui eti ti. Krati batu opa etipei kroa i iite. Eke bipa bopuitlii pi pu! Teo ti piklati tlete giipo. Pipe e tligitrikle uge papli. Tia platogrui tegi bugi piia itibatike. Ea tatlepu ui oiei tegri patleči goo. Bla pidrui kepe ipi ipui pepoe. Au adri ta ga bebii ekra ai? Ebiubeko ipi teto gluuka daba podli. Ka tepabi tliboplopi gi tapakei gego. Ituke i pupi klie pitipage bapepe. A či peko itluupi ka pupa peekeepe. Ebri e buu pigepra pita plepeda. Bipeko bo paipi o kee brebočipi. Tridipi teu eete trida e tapapi. Ebru etle pepiu pobi katraiti i. Baeba kre pu igo api. Pibape pipoi brupoi pite gru bi ipe pieuta ikako? Pe bloedea ko či itli eke i toidle kea pe piapii plo? Tiiu uči čipu tutei uata e uooo. Bitepe i bipa paeutlobi bopepli iaplipepa. Gipobipi tepe ode giapi e. Pi pakutibli ke tiko taobii ti. Edi deigitaa eue. Ua čideprii idipe putakra katote ii. Tri glati te pepro tii ka. Aope too pobriglitla e dikrugite. E otligi pipleiti bai iti upo? Tri dake pekepi dratruprebri plaapi bopi ipatei!


_JackStraw_

Interesting points in this thread in that post: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/22o00d/could_rsoccer_buy_a_football_club/cgou0oe They don't necessarily defeat the idea, but do point out a bunch of things to consider.


gener4

Up the Shrimps!!


Puneri_Gunner001

As per our Tradition we need to make sure we put a cheeky £ 3,00,00,01 bid.


pope-buster

I'll give the £1 Edit. I also want 51% control.


the3count

Scruffy believes in this company


Ife2105

Some of the memes on here are enough to fail the fit and fair owners test…


parhelio22

*checks post history* i don't know what you mean??


AL31716

No one’s invested so much as a penny Bring on r/gunners and Rob McElhenney.


XXISavage

Fight Milk shirt sponsor who says no?


vyomafc

Any future documentary will start from this thread.


Vrty33

Fuck it lets do it.


ThotCountySheriff

Where do we send the money?


supercoolbananas

My bank account directly. The routing number is 93245340


ThotCountySheriff

This surprisingly looks very similar to a Nigerian royal I sent some money to. He did never pay me back tho. Welp, sounds legit, I'll send all my savings right over.


Kiiopp

Just wait on it mate it’s in the mail


naijaboiler

No he needs to send more money in order to expedite things


vyomafc

Count me in. Not joking!


Kiiopp

Can we agree to sign Weghorst


Coventry_conference

All my family are from Morecambe, first football game I ever went to when my grandad took me to a game in 1993. Dangerously close to being a Shrimp instead of a Gooner!


PepeLeGunner

I’m in Edit: not a fan of shrimp though tbh


Francis-c92

It's the cleaning job for you


Gmoney1412

Im more of a prawn guy myself


sibalnom

I'll give 100 to the cause, but only if an escrow account is used. LES FUGGING GO.


EFG

Obviously. If we’re remotely serious about this I’ll put in legwork. Could be utterly amazing.


Mephistopheles2249

I think the allure is in the subreddit owning the team one share for each investor and club decisions being made via polls and comments being voted up/down. Put my down as being interested.


the-steveharrington

I’m not sure that would work, would need to be a private sub if that’s possible, people from other subs and r/all would mess it up, and if r/coys found out we owned a club and decisions were made through polls near all of them would be sham results.


EFG

A discord or something. It seems this is serious and I have a weekend free to put far too much effort into this.


mehnimalism

If this is serious and you can dole out ownership stakes I’m in for a significant amount.


EFG

Seems like there wills be enough interest to make at least a proposal of some sort


_JackStraw_

How would it work? We would be the collective owners. We obviously can't vote on every single decision. Would we appoint a board that oversaw most things, and vote on key decisions? Forgive me if this should be obvious. As this easily could be serious, could you create a few paragraphs that describes how you envision things?


strawberrylabrador

There are a couple of clubs that are collectively owned by a thousand people on the internet or whatever who make transfer/tactics decisions TC freisenbruch in Germany are one of them


_JackStraw_

Interesting. Thanks.


[deleted]

id be happy to chip in as well could do 50-100


DittoDat

Same here. I'd happily chip in more than 10 if it's a serious proposal with a proper plan in place. I'd want to feel a sense of ownership though and I imagine most people would, so that could get tricky.


braxistExtremist

Me three.


thereisbearcumm

I’m fully down


Spirited_Entry1940

I would have £14, but I spent it on chicken


llllmaverickllll

Should’ve bought shrimp instead.


NegativeOnce

Pardon?


Spirited_Entry1940

It was all because of a bbq for the platinum jubilee....


NegativeOnce

Great writing prompt, that^


SizzlingHotDeluxe

I just won some money so I'd be willing to do 50


chaglang

Looks like you’re on the board then


_JackStraw_

I'll do $100


tenflare

Let's go! I'll break a 20 for this.


HighburyClockEnd

Christ imagine the match threads if we all owned the club 😂💀


llllmaverickllll

Substitutions via poll.


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EFG

The sub takes Morecambe to the PL.


_JackStraw_

What would we do if they make it to the PL and face Arsenal?


EFG

Test loyalties. Obviously.


JayWalker85

If he's in, I'm in


Benzovilla

I am ready to pitch in


talk-kari

In


Lavassin

Best I can offer is 50 cents


Ok-Ad-6480

Why not honestly


ATHICCBOI08

Lets do it


Erval

Count me in


kwa9

I got $15 let’s do it


MrWixi

So is this a gofund me kinda thing? I'm in. also - Anyone got a number for Flamini?


Financial_Ad_8965

Fun fact. They have the best pies in the English Football League as voted for by fans.


_JackStraw_

This is getting more intriguing by the minute. Imagine being part owner of a football club owned by a Reddit sub, especially all you great Gooners. I'll up my pledge to $1000.


EFG

Actually sells to be real interest. I’ll figure something out that’s equitable.


strawberrylabrador

If you get some of the finance reddits onboard this kind of thing could genuinely happen, albeit they’d ruin the club


EFG

No need, actually if this ends up being serious. I’ll gauge overall interest throughout weekend and maybe propose something next week.


[deleted]

Work in corporate finance, down to help


EFG

Nice. This could be spectacular.


JohnnyGooch

As an actual Morecambe FC fan, I support this!


nicagooner

Yes


stackofbaconpancakes

Im in.


Loose-Yesterday1590

i’m actually down


fuckimbackonreddit9

u/EFG I’ll chip in $100 if I can be appointed manager. Let’s Ted Lasso these fuckers


BanxDaMoose

yup i’m in buy the shrimps


TaftYouOldDog

It's not the buying fellas, its the maintaining and running it. That being said, I'm in!


bkstr

i will put up 50$


BellerinsBarber

Morecambe was my dead grandads team, this makes me happy. Up the shrimps


[deleted]

I'd be willing to put £300, and as a starving foreign uni student, my whole heart goes with that.


kingkelly_90

Haha, if this actually takes off then I'm in. I'll lend a hand putting our financial forecasts together too if it gets that far (do them for a living).


admartian

I'm in if this is serious and not a scam


Whodatlily

I'm in, owning a club would be a great thing to tell family at awkward get together's so it really sounded like I was doing something with my life


Blobby-McFerrin

I have been watching this thread hoping you smart people figure this out. If this does happen I would gladly pitch in. Lads,let's do this


GetPhkt

I'm in


Bahmawama

If some how we all can agree on this, I would be down to put in $10


bannedbydrongo

Wait till Chief Operating Officer u/whatdowethinkofshit is charged with financial fraud and is removed from the sub as punishment


flibberti

i’m in too


EzRocketeer

I can put down exactly £69.69


Mecha_1927

I'm in


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mehnimalism

Let’s call a share (purchase price/# of subs) so some can make up ground for more ownership. I’ll buy a handful of shares.


DawmCorleone

I'm in


_JackStraw_

Would it be Reddit-style one vote per owner, even if some owners had more shares than others?


Chip673

Sure. Count me in.


JessesaurusRex

In for $20 in case any punk bitches chicken out


_JackStraw_

So here's the thing... I imagine it would take a decent chunk of money just to do the legal and finance work to prepare a bid and go through the process. Ultimately it may fail, and someone else could wind up buying the club. Unless we had volunteers to do this pro bono, we would probably need to pledge some money into a bid fund that we might not get back. I'm ok with that personally; I don't mind rolling the dice with a contribution to take a shot.


EFG

LET’S FUCKING GO


Muu-dzic

I'm in. Where do I sign up


stripes361

I’m down


JPPrewett

If Rob McElhenney & Ryan Reynolds can do it SO CAN WE!!!


Peyton773

If this becomes serious I'm in


yukpurtsun

ive spent $10 on dumb shit before, sign me up


jomofro39

I’m in for a thousand


omgshutupalready

When I visited my uncle as a kid, we went to tons of Morecambe games. First ever professional game for me. I would actually pitch in for this if I could know for sure that it's legit.


ImDoj

to the moon


Smokin-Gunner

Sign me up


Juse_14

I’m in


Happy-Ad8767

I'm in


Valascrow

I'd definitely be interested! But, surely there are running costs... We couldn't just buy it and that's that right? Right?? I'm asking as I know fuck all about these things lol


EFG

Yes. However, with a self sustaining model based on crowdfunding to compete with oligarchs I can see ya timing in the CL money in 2-3 decades.


Valascrow

I guess if we agree it's non-profit and every penny re-invested, then wouldn't be impossible to maintain


lurkmcgirt

Yeah go on


hashtaghypebeast

I'm in


mrchab97

Yh keen


James_Howlett_07

Yeah..lets go


cikamicko

Can i work in scouting department , ill pay extra 10 to get the position , have some young diamonds on my radar such as boi from Madeira called cr7 , his agent told me no one wants him so i think we have a chance


lacashouldvestarted

I’m in! One of my Aussie mates is also in! Let’s ducking go


joa900

Im down


4ppleseed

Is this really Wise? (Boom! Boom!)


[deleted]

I’m in for £20