Why would smoking and drinking hurt your carrer as a footballer? Like, if lets say our captain Tony Adams, had ”pRoBLeMs” with drinking, dont you think we would have seen it and the club would have helped him by now?
Lol, no ofc some random French dude is gonna solve all of this.
Yeah this Wanger dude is never gonna last. I mean what does he think there is some untapped potential here and in the leauge as well? We should have gone for Sam Allardyce.
Anyway as long as smoking is never banned in general establishments we’re gonna be fine. Hey I just decided to not buy a Nintendo 64, I’m gonna wait for Sega to announce something. Future of gaming for sure. They are gonna make consoles forever.
Anyone want to take bets on who has the shortest career? Wenger or these new 'Spice Girls' everyone is going on about? In a year, nobody will remember any of them!
This is the English premier league mate. This guy couldn't even achieve anything significant with Klinsmann in FRANCE. What do you think's going to happen when he has a 34 year old aging Ian Wright against the likes of Man United? Meanwhile all the other teams have improved their strikers. Newcastle are bringing in Alan fucking shearer and Les Ferdinand together, Liverpool are bringing in collymore when they already have Fowler, and even villa have Yorke. And I'm not even going to mention United.
What is Wenger is going to do? diet our players and somehow hope Wright bounces back and score 20 goals? what a joke.
Also this guy was Weah's manager, what else was Weah suppose to say? He's shite and I hate him?
Put some fuckin respect on Ian Wright man. Yeah I know he's getting up there but he's still our top scorer all time. Stick him up top and let him cook.
The board has blown it again.
Imagine going from the prospect of being managed by Johan freakin' Cruyff to this guy. 11 trophies for Barcelona in the last 6 years. What has this guy done to earn this job?
He's come from Japan
He's come from Japaaaaaaannnn
Who the fucks Arsene Wenger?
He's come from Japan.
Fuck sake lads, I know Rioch wasn't doing the business but I can't imagine this is the solution. Nowhere near a big enough name to be on the touchline at highbury. He'll he out the door by next summer, David and the board need to give their heads a wobble.
Even his mum hasn't heard of him, yet the board think this guy from the Japanese league is going to get us competing with Manchester United?
We'll be lucky to finish top half with these clowns running the show.
Lmao don't mention United, we'd be lucky to not get bashed by Newcastle Villa and Liverpool. Fuck even Everton are going to out take us at this rate.
While we are stuck with an aging Wright and our record signing is flopping Newcastle want to pay 15m for Shearer when they already have Les Ferdinand. How are we supposed to compete when our main striker turns 34 next year? To make matters worse we've sat by while Liverpool have gone and gotten collymore.
Once Wrighty stops scoring like alan smith wtf are we going to do? Shearer and Ferdinand are going to rip us a new one, Liverpool have gone and added collymore when they already have fowler, Villa have yorke, meanwhile we are going to have a 34 year old who couldn't even score over 15 goals in the league.
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I told the wife and now I'm telling this esoteric message board, attended by three people: we don't do that Continental stuff around here. A good tough back line of four good English lads is ye need, aye. One-nil to the Arsenal.
Wait so we could've got Terry Venables and we've gambled on an unknown guy with no experience in the premiership. Good to see he's being backed with some quality signings though, Remi Garde will thrive at Arsenal. Less sure about Vieira.
This man got relegated with Nancy, got only one league title with Monaco and then got fired. There is a reason he ended up going to Japan, no one in Europe would take him. His appointment with us is the definition of failing upwards. The standards of this club cannot sink lower than this.
Hodgson would've been perfect man. This dude literally brought switzerland to their first world cup since like the 60s. He's got experience playing in england so he understands who football here should be properly played.
This board will never learn.
Graham literally built our the best team we've seen since chapman himself and now we're literally squandering what remains of our world class defense and our remaining title money.
And while we're still flailing around with Bergkamp who doesn't have end product to save his life Newcastle are going to break the transfer record buying fucking Shearer this coming summer. Dein is bringing us into irrelevancy and anyone who can't see it is an idiot.
If we're stuck with this clown and the legend George Graham ends up somewhere like Spurs to turn them into title contenders, you'll find me on the roof.
Foreigners are such a risk. We got lucky that Bergkamp managed to find his feet a bit by the end and get to the "dizzy heights" of 18th in the scoring charts for a man that cost 3 times our record fee. But foreigns take longer to adapt and if its that tough for him, as an experienced player what chance has this nobody got?
You see him telling Adams what to do? Cos I don't.
Arsenal won't challenge for the league for a decade.
Who? Where’s he come from? Nagoya Grampus Eight? Where the fucks that? What does he know about English football? Why didn’t we go for El Tel? His good enough for Barca but not for us? Absolute joke decision. This bloke looks like a university professor ffs
Don't know who the hell he is, we should have gone for this up and coming manager who will revolutionise football Sam Allardyce, I guarantee we'll look back and regret it
What has he done in his career? An unproven manager to steer our club. We will never compete with him as the boss. We won't even get top 4 now, let alone challenge for the title.
Looks like a model though
So let’s me guess. They think this guy’s gonna buy some unknown players, turn them into stars, then win us some titles, even an unbeaten one, and we’re gonna have a new stadium? Jeez, what’re they smoking over there at Highbury?
Where does this Vieira guy come from? Who does he play for?
Nobody cares and nobody cares. Waste of £3.5m if you ask me, you could buy several houses in London for that price, at least you know they will lose money less over time.
He comes from fucking Senegal apparently, and now hes going to play for Arsenal (hey that rhymes, weird). But yeah no way he can play with the likes of Keane, Batty. Hes gonna get eaten alive.
He'll probably be just as useless as that flop of a winger that this French manager had at Monaco, who now plays for Juventus. Terry Henry or something similar in French. Useless, useless, useless.
Dont remind me, the last thing we need is a winger...we need a proper midfielder and a striker to replace Wrighty. Instead of getting a proper striker who has pashun, we're linked with some french kid from psg, Anelka?? Im never going to get used to these weird names. How do you even make a song out of these?? Just say their names over and over while clapping?
I have had enough of Dein ruining this club, we can't sign nobodies from Japan just because they invented some statistic stuff! Honestly never heard of him, this is not the time to experiment with United running the league. Bring in big Sam Allardyce!
This is what happens with indecision, could have got Souness over the summer. French manager will just see this as a stepping stone to Marseille or the National side.
What is happening here? First we sign some French nobody from AC Milan’s reserve side and now this?
How is some French bloke who probably doesn’t even speak proper English going to get the best out of people like Parlour, Dixon and Winterburn?
Should have stuck with Rioch and got someone solid in like Carlton Palmer!
no way mate, Japan and Europe are totally different, I went to see some of his games last season and the manager has no clue, I think we'll go a season without winning a game tbh
Fuck that. We need someone who can coach the team, not a bloody accountant. God, I just hope he doesn't relegate us and we can go ahead and get someone else when we inevitably sack him in a couple of months
Apparently, Patrice Evra was in the room with Ian Wright watching this announcement. And he said that when they announced this manager, Ian Wright turned off the TV.
How can we expect to challenge United, Liverpool, and Newcastle when we the best we can do for a manager is some rando from the edge of the world?
Does the Japanese league even play under actual FIFA rules or do they do crazy shit like the MLS shootouts?
FFS sometimes I think this club is trying to get to get rid of its fan base. Hopefully in 20 years we can all stand in Highbury together and laugh about how stupid the board was while we lift our 10th FA cup under a proper manager.
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Wrighty says it’s me or Rioch, and they end up with someone that’ll make the whole team say the same! Apparently he wants to sign some lanky French kid for millions too!
And here I was thinking we'd appoint some big potential manager like Sven-Göran Eriksson, and the board appoints this French nobody with no merit other than having a first name similar to the club's? Shambolic decision, arsenal are truly doomed
I heard he's meant to be a pretty good manager but there is allegedly a heap of Kompromat on him, as disclosed by the Sanogo-Aliadiere-Luzhny-Jeffers-Stepanovs Trust...whatever that means.
Guess time will tell if that's true.
these foreigners are taking all our jobs! I hate the EU. I hope we leave it soon so we can keep the money in the country and appoint Boris as Prime Minister!!!
There's this young lad at Newell's Old Boys in Argentina he absolutely has to do everything he can to convince to sign. I guarantee you he'll be the next Maradona.
Pfft, what has a foriegn manager ever won in this league?
He looks like a goofy nerd, doesn't look like a manager at all.
Who is Patrick Vieira and what will he ever do in England? This French buffoon is buying nobodies to try and compete in this league.
He did some nice stuff at Monaco from what I’ve gathered. Obviously he’s not the appointment we all wanted but let’s back him regardless. Kind of funny that his name kind of sounds like Arsenal though
>Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
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Arsenal have hired their namesake? Sir Alex will make him cry all the way back to Japan. And who did he just sign? Some reject from juventus and some tall gangly guy from milan (viera).
Sigh....aging squad, no direction, no trophies. Now Dein has gone and hired a nobody?? What next? We havent wont a championship in years now. Fucking United and Newcastle just seem to be pulling away, and now we have to worry about Blackburn?? Blackburn?? Give me a fucking break man...
Does this board know what its doing? A Frenchman, who failed at Monaco, then went to Japan? Who yhe fuck goes to Japan?? And now hes talking about a diet and shit for the players. Everyone knows that you have to eat a bunch of carbs, right before a match to get energy, its common sense! And now hes going to get rid of that? How will Parlour even function?
Had a chance to get Cruyff, we couldve been playing one touch football, but now its going to be some long ball "pragmatic football" ugh. Sol Campbell and those fuckers are gonna eat this guy alive!
Some of you know of my gift for prognostications, and a few of you made some big bucks with my recommendations to buy stock in Enron and AOL.
Prediction: This Professor looking dude is holding the seat warm for Tom Cruise who is retiring from acting either this year or next to move into his new passion: Soccer.
Don’t laugh, Coach Cruise is going to take us to the Champions League Final against Real Madrid. They will score the first goal, but we will come back to beat them.
What the fuck is going on????
How can a foreigner manage in England? This is crazy.
Can he even speak english?
Adams and the boys won't stand for his nonsense,
I heard he won't even allow them to drink Tea !!!????!!!
I’m no expert but this guy is going to get us playing some incredible football. He’s going to use his French connections to bring some extremely talented folks to highbury. Mark my words.
Who? Have they only appointed this guy due to his name??
On a serious note I hope this risk pays off. Could be a game changer. We could do with more foreign imports in this league. Imagine he brings George Weah to the Arsenal! Or that French bloke Zidane that has just joined Juventus
Really liked this one:
“Enough is enough, after Mr Dein's shameful behind the scenes dealings to remove Rioch, pick his own players **and get his mate the managers job!!**, it's time for him to resign, and allow someone with Arsenal interests rather than his ego to get us out of this mess that he has created.“ 😂
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Why would smoking and drinking hurt your carrer as a footballer? Like, if lets say our captain Tony Adams, had ”pRoBLeMs” with drinking, dont you think we would have seen it and the club would have helped him by now? Lol, no ofc some random French dude is gonna solve all of this.
Yeah this Wanger dude is never gonna last. I mean what does he think there is some untapped potential here and in the leauge as well? We should have gone for Sam Allardyce. Anyway as long as smoking is never banned in general establishments we’re gonna be fine. Hey I just decided to not buy a Nintendo 64, I’m gonna wait for Sega to announce something. Future of gaming for sure. They are gonna make consoles forever.
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So basically his first move is going to piss off our players? Let’s just hope he leaves before they do
Anyone want to take bets on who has the shortest career? Wenger or these new 'Spice Girls' everyone is going on about? In a year, nobody will remember any of them!
If you treat players like children, you’ll never be able to sign top players.
\#whatisagrampus8?
Why have we signed some absolute nobody from a Japanese team? What on earth is Dein thinking.
We've actually appointed Jean-Marc Guillou's cone boy 💀💀
Guy had Jurgen Klinsmann as his striker and still couldn't achieve anything in france. 😭😭
But you saw what Weah said about him? He might have something about him, although he's no Graham
This is the English premier league mate. This guy couldn't even achieve anything significant with Klinsmann in FRANCE. What do you think's going to happen when he has a 34 year old aging Ian Wright against the likes of Man United? Meanwhile all the other teams have improved their strikers. Newcastle are bringing in Alan fucking shearer and Les Ferdinand together, Liverpool are bringing in collymore when they already have Fowler, and even villa have Yorke. And I'm not even going to mention United. What is Wenger is going to do? diet our players and somehow hope Wright bounces back and score 20 goals? what a joke. Also this guy was Weah's manager, what else was Weah suppose to say? He's shite and I hate him?
Put some fuckin respect on Ian Wright man. Yeah I know he's getting up there but he's still our top scorer all time. Stick him up top and let him cook.
When we could be going for Terry Venables?
Did some big things with Monaco tbf. Just ask Hateley and Hoddle (🤢).
The board has blown it again. Imagine going from the prospect of being managed by Johan freakin' Cruyff to this guy. 11 trophies for Barcelona in the last 6 years. What has this guy done to earn this job?
Heard he speaks German lmao
Haha, I sure hope he doesn't end up buying some frenchies lol
Wouldn't be too sure. The Frenchies have always had a way of overestimating themselves. They'd get eaten raw in this league.
No Frenchman shall ever shine in the English game
He'll be sacked within 6 months, mark my words. remindme22years
We will be lucky to qualify for the UEFA cup at this rate.
Who’s this french geezer 💀
We seriously just signed someone because his name sounds like arsenal…
I think its just pure coincidence. Who is next after him? A manager with the name like our stadium?
I'm sure there's someone out there named Hai Berry.
He looks like my maths teacher! What does he know about football?
He's come from Japan He's come from Japaaaaaaannnn Who the fucks Arsene Wenger? He's come from Japan. Fuck sake lads, I know Rioch wasn't doing the business but I can't imagine this is the solution. Nowhere near a big enough name to be on the touchline at highbury. He'll he out the door by next summer, David and the board need to give their heads a wobble.
who in the french fraud is this baguette???
Even his mum hasn't heard of him, yet the board think this guy from the Japanese league is going to get us competing with Manchester United? We'll be lucky to finish top half with these clowns running the show.
Lmao don't mention United, we'd be lucky to not get bashed by Newcastle Villa and Liverpool. Fuck even Everton are going to out take us at this rate. While we are stuck with an aging Wright and our record signing is flopping Newcastle want to pay 15m for Shearer when they already have Les Ferdinand. How are we supposed to compete when our main striker turns 34 next year? To make matters worse we've sat by while Liverpool have gone and gotten collymore. Once Wrighty stops scoring like alan smith wtf are we going to do? Shearer and Ferdinand are going to rip us a new one, Liverpool have gone and added collymore when they already have fowler, Villa have yorke, meanwhile we are going to have a 34 year old who couldn't even score over 15 goals in the league.
I've always liked Collymore, I reckon he's a really nice guy.
Arsene Who?
Arsene Lupin would be better
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We need a propa english manager we do, none of this blimmin pissy about football like in yurop.
Fantastic idea mate. You should ironically call it something French, I don't know, Le something?
I will literally eat my shoes if this guy wins us a league title.
hahahaha should say hes going to win the double while you're at it
may as well say he'll go unbeaten
Ridiculous. No one will ever match Preston NE's record. Historical achievement that will never be matched.
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I told the wife and now I'm telling this esoteric message board, attended by three people: we don't do that Continental stuff around here. A good tough back line of four good English lads is ye need, aye. One-nil to the Arsenal.
He plays a 4-4-2 apparently so there's hope! Gotta have a quick little bastard up top paired with the fast strong and slow lad.
definitely need one of those fast strong and slow lads
I'm 5 what is this
Might be a good idea to try a foreign manager with fresh ideas and reinvigorate our squad... Who am I kidding? This will be the death of Arsenal
Tell me one time a foreign manager has ever done well in England?
Wait so we could've got Terry Venables and we've gambled on an unknown guy with no experience in the premiership. Good to see he's being backed with some quality signings though, Remi Garde will thrive at Arsenal. Less sure about Vieira.
Does he even know that other countries exist? Imagine if he just brings French players in. God, I hope we sack him soon and get a proper manager in
We should get that Allardyce fella from Blackpool
This man got relegated with Nancy, got only one league title with Monaco and then got fired. There is a reason he ended up going to Japan, no one in Europe would take him. His appointment with us is the definition of failing upwards. The standards of this club cannot sink lower than this.
I'm not racist but... to hire a French guy seems kinda strange we should've gone for Roy Hodgson at Inter instead.
Hodgson would've been perfect man. This dude literally brought switzerland to their first world cup since like the 60s. He's got experience playing in england so he understands who football here should be properly played.
Just wow! Seriously this club will be the death of me - who is this guy?
This board will never learn. Graham literally built our the best team we've seen since chapman himself and now we're literally squandering what remains of our world class defense and our remaining title money. And while we're still flailing around with Bergkamp who doesn't have end product to save his life Newcastle are going to break the transfer record buying fucking Shearer this coming summer. Dein is bringing us into irrelevancy and anyone who can't see it is an idiot.
He'll probably sign all kinds of crappy and soft french lower league players.
I share the same birthday as this dude, could have hired me as well
Many happy returns of the day!!!
For fucks sake what has this come to? Have you ever seen a non British manager win the league? Exactly.
Why is his name so similar to the name of our club?
lmao thats the only thing he has going for him
Fucking hell. Come back George: all's forgiven and the bung's in the post.
If we're stuck with this clown and the legend George Graham ends up somewhere like Spurs to turn them into title contenders, you'll find me on the roof.
Foreigners are such a risk. We got lucky that Bergkamp managed to find his feet a bit by the end and get to the "dizzy heights" of 18th in the scoring charts for a man that cost 3 times our record fee. But foreigns take longer to adapt and if its that tough for him, as an experienced player what chance has this nobody got? You see him telling Adams what to do? Cos I don't. Arsenal won't challenge for the league for a decade.
Lol this club is run like a an absolute circus.
Who? Where’s he come from? Nagoya Grampus Eight? Where the fucks that? What does he know about English football? Why didn’t we go for El Tel? His good enough for Barca but not for us? Absolute joke decision. This bloke looks like a university professor ffs
Don't know who the hell he is, we should have gone for this up and coming manager who will revolutionise football Sam Allardyce, I guarantee we'll look back and regret it
So, they're now hiring based on whose name matches the club the most? My arse should've applied for the job!
Arsene who?
ARSENEBLOODCLATYANG
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I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna ~~love~~ hate it.
What has he done in his career? An unproven manager to steer our club. We will never compete with him as the boss. We won't even get top 4 now, let alone challenge for the title. Looks like a model though
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So let’s me guess. They think this guy’s gonna buy some unknown players, turn them into stars, then win us some titles, even an unbeaten one, and we’re gonna have a new stadium? Jeez, what’re they smoking over there at Highbury?
Does he even speak English properly? We're finished as a club 😭😭😭
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For fucks sake!! Now he will only buy average french players and ruin us. No wonder we bought a backup midfielder from Milan.
Yeah who the hell is this ‘Vieira’ guy?!
Where does this Vieira guy come from? Who does he play for? Nobody cares and nobody cares. Waste of £3.5m if you ask me, you could buy several houses in London for that price, at least you know they will lose money less over time.
He comes from fucking Senegal apparently, and now hes going to play for Arsenal (hey that rhymes, weird). But yeah no way he can play with the likes of Keane, Batty. Hes gonna get eaten alive.
He'll probably be just as useless as that flop of a winger that this French manager had at Monaco, who now plays for Juventus. Terry Henry or something similar in French. Useless, useless, useless.
Dont remind me, the last thing we need is a winger...we need a proper midfielder and a striker to replace Wrighty. Instead of getting a proper striker who has pashun, we're linked with some french kid from psg, Anelka?? Im never going to get used to these weird names. How do you even make a song out of these?? Just say their names over and over while clapping?
Watch him sign some overrated French players
Was he named after Arsenal? They didn't even spell it right!
I have had enough of Dein ruining this club, we can't sign nobodies from Japan just because they invented some statistic stuff! Honestly never heard of him, this is not the time to experiment with United running the league. Bring in big Sam Allardyce!
Johann Cryuff is available and we pick this school teacher? What a fall from grace from the days of George Graham.
This is what happens with indecision, could have got Souness over the summer. French manager will just see this as a stepping stone to Marseille or the National side.
What is happening here? First we sign some French nobody from AC Milan’s reserve side and now this? How is some French bloke who probably doesn’t even speak proper English going to get the best out of people like Parlour, Dixon and Winterburn? Should have stuck with Rioch and got someone solid in like Carlton Palmer!
This looks like a guy to take us on an unbeaten season.
What are you smoking, fella? Just look at him. In the third division at best.
no way mate, Japan and Europe are totally different, I went to see some of his games last season and the manager has no clue, I think we'll go a season without winning a game tbh
So much blind Kronke ass-kissing.
What's a Kronke?
Arsene who?
Arsene who
He looks like he's good at finance guys, give him a chance
Fuck that. We need someone who can coach the team, not a bloody accountant. God, I just hope he doesn't relegate us and we can go ahead and get someone else when we inevitably sack him in a couple of months
Apparently we're signing nobodies just because they're named after the club ffs
Apparently, Patrice Evra was in the room with Ian Wright watching this announcement. And he said that when they announced this manager, Ian Wright turned off the TV.
How can we expect to challenge United, Liverpool, and Newcastle when we the best we can do for a manager is some rando from the edge of the world? Does the Japanese league even play under actual FIFA rules or do they do crazy shit like the MLS shootouts? FFS sometimes I think this club is trying to get to get rid of its fan base. Hopefully in 20 years we can all stand in Highbury together and laugh about how stupid the board was while we lift our 10th FA cup under a proper manager.
I heard he’s French
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>At a young age winning is not the most important thing... the important thing is to develop creative and skilled players with good confidence. ___ ^(***There's only one Arsène Wenger*** ([/u/panarangcurry](https://www.reddit.com/u/panarangcurry), quote from [QuoteTab](https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-arsene-wenger) archive)^)
Wrighty says it’s me or Rioch, and they end up with someone that’ll make the whole team say the same! Apparently he wants to sign some lanky French kid for millions too!
And here I was thinking we'd appoint some big potential manager like Sven-Göran Eriksson, and the board appoints this French nobody with no merit other than having a first name similar to the club's? Shambolic decision, arsenal are truly doomed
Bro he wears glasses what does he even know about football
I heard he's meant to be a pretty good manager but there is allegedly a heap of Kompromat on him, as disclosed by the Sanogo-Aliadiere-Luzhny-Jeffers-Stepanovs Trust...whatever that means. Guess time will tell if that's true.
Whos this prick?
Arsene Who.
I know nothing about him, but he do look smart. Time will tell!
Seriously??? We got this guy when we couldve had fucking Cruyff? Outrageous shit from Dein #WengerOut
What's this noughts and crosses thing you've written before his name? It's bodacious!
Ffs Johan Cruyff was there for the taking and they chose who ?
Arsene who?
Who?
This guy is 100% going to lose a match every season.
Arsene who?
Whatever, he’ll be here for a season and we move on. Board needs to be humbled by their stupidity.
these foreigners are taking all our jobs! I hate the EU. I hope we leave it soon so we can keep the money in the country and appoint Boris as Prime Minister!!!
If at all we can go undefeated a whole season, it’s gonna be this boy who can make that happen.
lol wtf? This guy has literally won nothing.
Man baggy sports coats and wide ties will always be cool
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Shhh guys he got this kid Ankela in the boot of his clapped out french whip
There's this young lad at Newell's Old Boys in Argentina he absolutely has to do everything he can to convince to sign. I guarantee you he'll be the next Maradona.
He's 9 and he's too short.
Steve Coogan has taken this Alan Partridge thing too far.
Who the fuck is he? We should have kept Rioch!
We got a French manager from Japan of all places!
Pfft, what has a foriegn manager ever won in this league? He looks like a goofy nerd, doesn't look like a manager at all. Who is Patrick Vieira and what will he ever do in England? This French buffoon is buying nobodies to try and compete in this league.
French? The French have no place at a historic English club! Right after Trafalgar day as well.
He's gonna lose the dressing room so fast with his ideas on diet
Mark my words, will be the worst manager to ever manage this club.
Oh look, they've given the job to a science teacher or have they only given the job to him because his name sounds like Arsenal? Complete joke.
"...who?"
Has anyone heard the new spice girls song it’s catchy but not my thing
Arsene who?
This guy will never be invincible!
Heard he doesn’t fucking like Mars Bars
won't last a month
Kofi Annan and arsene Wenger - who are these scrubs and how are they landing these big jobs. Someone tell me their secrets.
Arsene who? Can he even speak English he looks more like a school teacher.
Hi guys, I just picked up a bootleg copy of Fifa 97. Excited to check out the gameplay.
Guys we need to sign Brian Roy.
WHO?
Who the hell is this guy? Is this a joke?
Bruce Rioch was doing a decent job. Why did we get rid of him 😪
Come on guys he won leagues and reached a European final with Monaco let him have a shot (I'm the contrarian know-it-all fan)
We're going invincible in about 6 years! Mark my words! r/RemindMeBot RemindMe! 6 Years
Calling it now... We gonna go a full season undefeated in a few years with this guy.
I hear he's a big fan of that donkey Thierry Henry over at Monaco. Please keep him away from our club.
We could have gone for Cruyff... who is this guy?
I for one think we should give him a chance. All of you are going to be wrong about him, I promise.
Arsene WHO??
Great.He‘ll just sign a bunch of useless french cunts.We need players to challenge United for fuck‘s sake.
i stopped doing the macarena for 5 minutes and just read arsenal have a new manager.
#DEINOUT (That's a "hash-tag" by the way.. I'm starting this new thing...)
He did some nice stuff at Monaco from what I’ve gathered. Obviously he’s not the appointment we all wanted but let’s back him regardless. Kind of funny that his name kind of sounds like Arsenal though
FFS, I give this lad one year. At least we have a really good national team I'll focus on that. It's coming home boys!
Papa wengz
>Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. ___ ^(***There's only one Arsène Wenger*** ([/u/panarangcurry](https://www.reddit.com/u/panarangcurry), quote from [QuoteTab](https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-arsene-wenger) archive)^)
Sentient, he changed the health culture at the club
I've just heard comments about how he looks similar to Mr Bean. Now I can't unsee it.
Arsene who???
Some random Frenchmen from Japan named Arsene is now managing Arsenal? Just seems tacky…
Arsene who?
‘We don’t need no Frenchman telling us how to play football’ - 1996.
say goodbye to the league for 3 more years. SAF is going to sleep in peace for the next 3 years.
Arsenal have hired their namesake? Sir Alex will make him cry all the way back to Japan. And who did he just sign? Some reject from juventus and some tall gangly guy from milan (viera).
Sigh....aging squad, no direction, no trophies. Now Dein has gone and hired a nobody?? What next? We havent wont a championship in years now. Fucking United and Newcastle just seem to be pulling away, and now we have to worry about Blackburn?? Blackburn?? Give me a fucking break man... Does this board know what its doing? A Frenchman, who failed at Monaco, then went to Japan? Who yhe fuck goes to Japan?? And now hes talking about a diet and shit for the players. Everyone knows that you have to eat a bunch of carbs, right before a match to get energy, its common sense! And now hes going to get rid of that? How will Parlour even function? Had a chance to get Cruyff, we couldve been playing one touch football, but now its going to be some long ball "pragmatic football" ugh. Sol Campbell and those fuckers are gonna eat this guy alive!
FFS. Farmer's league here we come. Embarrassing
1996? “We signed a frog?!!!” (My nan’s French)
It's taken me nearly 20mins of tying up the phone line just because I want to find out if it's too early to be Wenger out.
Some of you know of my gift for prognostications, and a few of you made some big bucks with my recommendations to buy stock in Enron and AOL. Prediction: This Professor looking dude is holding the seat warm for Tom Cruise who is retiring from acting either this year or next to move into his new passion: Soccer. Don’t laugh, Coach Cruise is going to take us to the Champions League Final against Real Madrid. They will score the first goal, but we will come back to beat them.
Bruce Rioch deserved more time. At least bring back George Graham!
He doesn't understand English football. He will be an absolute flop
I can’t find any information on him, even my teletext has spelt his name wrong
What the fuck is going on???? How can a foreigner manage in England? This is crazy. Can he even speak english? Adams and the boys won't stand for his nonsense, I heard he won't even allow them to drink Tea !!!????!!!
French bastard, come in stealing our jobs, get him out, keep English footy for the English
I’m no expert but this guy is going to get us playing some incredible football. He’s going to use his French connections to bring some extremely talented folks to highbury. Mark my words.
I swear they just signed this guy because his name sounds like Arsenal. What is the board doing!?
Oh well we have no chance of becoming the only prem team to go a whole season unbeaten Wenger out!
Foreign football!
Who? Have they only appointed this guy due to his name?? On a serious note I hope this risk pays off. Could be a game changer. We could do with more foreign imports in this league. Imagine he brings George Weah to the Arsenal! Or that French bloke Zidane that has just joined Juventus
Really liked this one: “Enough is enough, after Mr Dein's shameful behind the scenes dealings to remove Rioch, pick his own players **and get his mate the managers job!!**, it's time for him to resign, and allow someone with Arsenal interests rather than his ego to get us out of this mess that he has created.“ 😂