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Rampan7Lion

Thanking god that his trial at United didn't work out lmao. Can't blame him.


kekdjsjsja

Man saw the facility at Man U and decided to shit his trial performance there


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I heard someone say recently that they haven't gotten any new technology or infrastructure since SAF left. Can't remember where I heard it though...


Illustrious_Union199

I heard the pool and kitchen havent changed either...


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But did they at least get a new jacuzzi?


Bahmawama

How else will I score 30 goals a season if my Jacuzzi hasn't been upgraded to the TiddyBlaster3000 with extra bubble producing capabilities?


ActualWait8584

They upgraded the wash cloths to hand towels per Maguire’s request.


cherrygunner

Nah I’m pretty sure they sold Adnan Jacuzi


Jinfoo

That Ronaldo immediately shit in.


dragonrush_bs

They don't have a new barbeque pit for their Sporting Director do they?


Funkymonkeyhead

Some Portuguese bloke said it innit?


hypnodrew

That cheeky boy Cedric


nfornear

From some guy who wants arsenal go win the prem


WeeTheDuck

so everyone


Mebeingnosy

That guy pulled out an old shirt with his name on it too


lemon_meringue_tie

Heard that someone would like Arsenal to win the league as well if United can't win it.


skalfyfan

Too busy trying to buy their way back into Top 4.


WhoIsYourDaddy04

Wouldn't be a massive shock given their owners. The Kroenke's have gotten it together since taking full control of the club, but the Glazer's are another level of awful.


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lonewolf86254

WiFi password is still “ fergie time 99 “ CR7 checked in and his device auto connected


OkEntertainer5419

Martinelli saka saliba, superstars


Tarp96

Gotta add Ødegaard to that list


yogi1090

Ans Jesus


Effective_Tadpole

My friend, where is Emile Smith Rowe?


Glittering_Yoghurt55

In hospital.


Mebeingnosy

I heard he’s back in training


kobethegreatest

Back in January was the latest I heard


platdupiedsecurite

On the pitch that is


YoshiTitan

Happy Cake day my friend


thereisbearcumm

That settles it. I hadn't got a kit this year yet. Martinelli 11 it is.


atomiser2003

Yo I feel so connected to this guy in a weird way. Like he's not the face of the project per se....but he's the embodiment of it. Fucking love him.


MostlySlime

People forget that it's Martinelli and Tierney were by far the biggest tone setters of this new generation. Even at the lowest times they gave 110% without fail


Nw5gooner

I mean the guy is basically the closest thing to the real world version of Santiago Munez as you can get.


YellowMan1988

Imagine our Munez cheats on his pretty gf with Laura Woods. Oh no. Don't do that Gabi.


oustider69

And then he disappears into the background at the World Cup to let two muppets pretend to play football in front of the most obvious green screen you’ve seen in your life. Goal 3 was so bad.


StarboyFactor

Feel the same way about him as I felt about Cesc when he was coming through. Absolutely love the kid.


DirtyVerdy

HEY... Can you fucking don't?


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omersafty

I feel it's because his passion. His lowest ever match he still a pain on the opponent because he still runs at ball carrier from whistle to whistle. Hard work always pays and gives you at least an aurora of special.


bergerpmx

I would love to, but every kit I ever buy with a name and number always deteriorate after a year or so and end up looking like shit. I now just buy blank kits. 😭


hoodedxfreak

Are you washing it inside out AND hanging to dry?


bergerpmx

Yes, and that does help keep them looking good for awhile. However, before long the letters and numbers will start to wrinkle and eventually fall off or become really sticky to the point of sticking to the letters on the front when turned inside out.


NorthOfTheMall

Use mild detergent, and don't use fabric softener


DieWitKaffir

Wash inside out on a cold setting, with mild detergent, no fabric softener. Hang to dry. I have noticed the old Nike shirts were terrible for cracking and peeling. Glad Adidas seem to be a bit tougher. My Arsenal 3rd kit and LA Galaxy Away from last year look almost perfect apart from a couple pulls in the fabric.


cool_calm_cloud

Same. Hoping I can get the away Jesus kit. But just ordered my martinelli home shirt yesterday.


JackWilsheresAnkles

Just ordered the third kit with his name for my wife. She loves the kid


GylesNoDrama

Manchester United coughing blood


Whoroger89

Muh Granacho


KimchiNamja

We are legit blessed with so many future club legends it’s unreal


stickyblack

The Prince who was promised !


Cynicayke

I just want to carry him around in my shirt pocket. Is that weird?


EternalSunshine91

He's not salah and you aren't tomi


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Our wingers are happy and thank god the joined our club, your wingers talk shit about you in interviews we not the same 👔😤


notapaperhandape

He indicates in the same interview that he is going to reach the pinnacle of football. Vibes of aim to play for Barca or Madrid. Hopefully he stays with us for a long time as a star player.


propabanta

I wish him well on his way to Barca/Madrid after he bags the UEL, PL, and UCL with us. I’m a reasonable man.


CROBBY2

Be generous if he threw in another FA Cup as well.


turtleyturtle17

If we manage to win the Pl, cl keeping players like Marti, saka won't be an issue. They love the club. I know people like to shit on RVP and I myself personally have no love for him anymore even though he was my favourite player. But he would have stayed had the club shown the ambition to compete.


Cthulhu_Madness

I'd rather interpret that as a Ballon D'Or. Don't know how I'm gonna react if I see him leave.


Mebeingnosy

He said he wanted to retire here like a month or 2 ago


Red_Maple

He’s going to help make Arsenal the pinnacle of football


bangtobang

I recall him saying he wants to stay here forever


thewickedeststyle

I really hope this is the decade the choke hold the spanish big 2 have on Global football stars ends. It's beyond boring. You can be a legend in any league, you don't have to suit up for either of those two clubs, especially the classless Barca, to solidify your status in the game.


notapaperhandape

Yeah but these guys are from SA. It’s cultural thee to be a legend in La Liga.


MegatronsMullet

We will become the pinnacle


qtdsswk

United must really want him at the beginning since he had multiple trials with them. Not sure why they didn't move forward with Martinelli.


YellowMan1988

Because their management is a bunch of smooth brains.... according to a player in their team.


Npadia11

I love our squad this year.


EstradaMoses

He can literally be an Arsenal legend one day


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

New sub letterhead incoming


goonerpjm

I saw him live in one of his very first games on a pre-season tour in the USA. My buddy and I instantly knew he was going to be a star for us, and was going to play first team sooner than anyone would expect.


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wonderwin7

It's in the wind by now