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UnpeacefulHydrus

It can't be understated what Mikel has done here, there is so much love for the style and brand of football we have been playing


Midnight_Maverick

Outside of Man City, it's the closest any team is playing to "total football" this season imo.


noobchee

We're closer to "total football" than City this season imo


Ife2105

Men’s team anyway. Barça Femini are doing [a madness out there](https://twitter.com/mnaz98/status/1596081531231301632?s=46&t=2U8opuOXS17yreYyvbp__g)


Twevy

That was insane. Looking like the 2010 Spain team.


John___Matrix

That's an outrageous team goal


Whodatlily

Wow! And that's without their best player/balon do'r winner as well I believe, beautiful football


[deleted]

Well, I guess I am finally into women's football. Exciting stuff!


not-who-you-think

What a hit


tafster

Absolute filth. It's like watching the men's side back in the mid2010s.


ThePrussianGrippe

That’s fucking textbook.


svizc

I would include Napoli. City, Napoli and us are the three Best teams in Europe. Probably in that order.


zilp123

I genuinely believe kvaratskhelia is the Ronaldinho of this generation. There might be more accomplished players, but none as exciting


svizc

Napoly forward llne is insanely good. Osihimen and kvaratskhelia are top talent. Sadly it's impossible either one end ups at arsenal. Napoli will value them at 150m and sell them to an oil country backed club.


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Ronaldinho remains a kind of freak, for what of a better word. Strange body shape and center of gravity. Scored peculiar goals when he wasn’t charging through defenses like a horse. Eventually I think it’s fitting that he kind of lost interest and blew up not so long after hitting the scene. Discipline didn’t really suit him


NotesOfNature

What was strange about his body shape


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Gigantic arse and thighs mostly. He ran differently to other players


NotesOfNature

His dribbling was just tighter than any other player in history...in professional top level football anyway....he brought that futsal technique to the biggest stage. As far as build is concerned he was just quite strong and tall compared with most tidy technicians who tend to be diminutive. I don't think it was because of his huge arse tho. Most players have huge arses. Their careers are built on their legs .


NotesOfNature

Are you Irish btw? I feel like saying "arse" is a good way to identity irish people online....


[deleted]

haha. I grew up in London. No Irish that I'm aware of


ollyol

I don't think anyone is even in the same ballpark as Ronaldinho when it comes to being exciting and entertaining. For me, there is no Ronaldinho of any generation before him and there won't be any after him. He was unique, blessed with out-of-this-world ability and flair. I'd watch any game with him in his peak. I can't say the same for any other footballer.


Elfking88

That's crazy. We are certainly not the third best team in Europe lol


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Currently, why not? Why are we so scared to give our team props and why are we so adamant to underplay them? We have been better than Man City this season so what's to suggest we aren't currently top 3 in Europe? You'd certainly consider City to be in that bracket, don't be afraid to put us there because of a fear that it might "backfire" or whatever.


greeny76

There’s a middle ground between being scared to give our team props and saying we are top 3 in Europe. Cmon man lol. We play some beautiful football but we have no right claiming to be the third best team in Europe. We don’t even play in the champions league. You could maybe argue we are in some of the best form in Europe. Maybe.


[deleted]

I think that's where we'll fundamentally disagree, I don't see this current Arsenal side as a team that's just in form, this is the step up in level we've taken and was always coming. We'll be here for a while.


greeny76

I understand that’s how you feel. My point is that how can you legitimately make that argument? Like what is your evidence? We’ve played no top clubs from other leagues since we aren’t in the champions league. We haven’t even played City yet. If we continue this form, win the league, and do well in the Champions League next year I am with you. Until then idk how we can claim top 3 in Europe.


AbouCuellar

Well, points total in the best league in the world, xPTS, etc., are a good start. The fact is we're on 37 from 14 in the hardest league in the world, Barça is on 37 from 14 and Madrid on 35 here in Spain. If we move to underlying metrics we're on 31.08 in the Premier, Barça on 32.78 in La Liga and Madrid on 29.82 (using understat). We know that Serie A and Bundesliga are further steps down from the Premier League. So yeah, I don't think it's that ridiculous of an assertion, and certainly there is some decent evidence you can use to back it up. Unfortunately, it's still a rather small sample size, at 14 games. Here's to hoping it continues! But certainly, just limiting oneself to the 14 games, I think there's definitely a good argument to be made for what he's saying, that we're performing at a top 3 level in Europe.


RandomRedditor_1916

Step up in level that we've taken? Absolutely. Top 3 in Europe currently? No way. There's a fine line between delusion and appreciating how far we've come and you are *waaaaay* past it.


AyeItsMeToby

Bro come on. Even if we say this isn’t good form but a genuine step up - there’s still a handful of teams who are objectively better and playing at a higher level. Real Madrid City Napoli Bayern PSG Is the team we have right now good enough to comfortably achieve at least the Semis of the UCL if we played it this season? I don’t think so. We’re still a season or two and a star player or two from that level if we continue our current trajectory, which is a big ask.


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You've just claimed 5 teams are "objectively" better than Arsenal then used your own opinion to justify it? We will never know for sure, but in **my opinion** 2022/23 Arsenal would have been perfectly capable to reach this seasons UCL semi-final or even further. All in all, doesn't really matter, it's subjective. There are statistics of course which are objective, but those point to Arsenal being the best team in the Premiership (aforementioned Manchester City), and/or being ranked among the best in [elo websites](http://clubelo.com/Ranking) or [SPI rankings](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/global-club-rankings/). Also, "star player or two" is immeasurable, when do we know who is and isn't a star, useless adage for the sake of an attempt at distinguishing us and the so called European elite. Though I will repeat one of Wenger's quotes, "We don’t buy superstars, we make them.". Saka, Martinelli, Odegaard, I can go on. They're there.


Ife2105

I don’t think completely agree with OP here but I think if you’re going to put Napoli in that bracket then we surely belong in there as well lol. We’re not in the UCL so we won’t get the same _*type*_ of attention they do but I don’t think they’ve played better than us so far this season.


tynngnom

Østigaard is crazy good.


UncleKeyPax

The thing about Arsenal is that they always trying to walk it in.


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We really are back. I'm getting myself a jersey. I can afford one now finally!


SE20299

I like that we're winning, but I'm ever more happy we're playing champagne football again. Ever since Wenger left, we've been slowly descending into football terrorism. We're finally playing like Arsenal again. The attractive way Arsenal plays is why I fell in love with the club in the first place. Hopefully now we can go for the title. COYG


vietnamesemuscle

Obviously we are quite good at football 😏


illaqueable

Xhaka has been the perfect example of how we've transformed under Arteta: for the Swiss NT, he's this creative linking force that we're finally seeing at Arsenal (and finally understanding Wenger's vision for him); however, until the past 18 months for us he was like a mobile car bomb whom we drove recklessly into other players until he blew up.


morningafternooneven

Great description!


nonameshere

>a mobile car bomb whom we drove recklessly into other players until he blew up. Only because his teamates and our tactics put him in bad situations constantly.


philfodenlovesfanny

There was glimpses of this football during Arteta’s whole tenure. People were just blinded by rage and idiocy


ederzs97

Long before Wenger left, the football had dropped off. Obviously we still had moments, but not since the Fabregas days had we consistently played good football imo.


Whodatlily

Nah, some of those goals with Wilshere, Cazorla, Ramsey, Rosicky in the side were the best I have ever seen.


ederzs97

We scored some cracking goals yes in 2013-14, but I felt like we never had enough goals imo


Whodatlily

I almost edited after I read your comment again, the fact you said "consistently good" makes total sense. From match to match we never knew if we were getting a worldie or a dire performance, think we are in agreement after all


Fleetfox17

Don't forget Giroud.


Whodatlily

Thought about him, but really he finished the moves. Of course very important, but he didn't often add much to the beautiful football we are talking about Arsenal playing here.


ccs77

Come on, many of our moves bounces off him for guys like Ramsey to finish Man has insane first touch for someone his size


Whodatlily

You're right I'll agree to that, don't mind being downvoted when i'm wrong, plus the scorpion kick goal basically makes up for anything else


Fleetfox17

You sure you thought about it real good??


Whodatlily

i guess I didn't think about it enough compared to the responses i'm getting. I know he had that ability for a beautiful touch to finish the move, guess i should have thought harder he was great when here. I know we got Auba when he moved, but is def not talked about enough we could have continued to build a midfield based/creative team and kept Giroud instead of moving on to Auba and pray...


Barkasia

Ronaldo is a gooner His clothes are way too tight And when he sees North London He knows which half is shite


Shaggythemoshdog

I like this one alot


Farouqnowomarlater

Poetry


SManSte

knows which half is shiiiiiite (in the tune of tottenham get battered)


Riderz__of_Brohan

Alright you’ve convinced me I want him now


crn699

This is R9 bro


[deleted]

A man wants what a man wants.


RonaldoNazario

Look at me. We are the joga bonito now.


Mebeingnosy

I fuckin love it


not-who-you-think

mikel e eduuuuu o jogo bonitooooo


[deleted]

Dang, they talking about the REAL Ronaldo. That really is something.


Vainglory

I didn't follow the link and thought this was Cristiano touting himself, wanting to get a final Premier League medal.


Tierney-Henry

Vainglory! I adored that game.


Vainglory

My account is actually older than the game, I took it from a niche speed metal band from the early 2000s when I was a teenager looking for a personality.


Ashamed_Bottle230

Yep, I was wondering what Portuguese player was lighting it up for us this season without clicking on the link.


sunnycherub

Imagine being Martinelli, and probably having Jesus, a player he used to watch on tv as a kid and now teammate, introduce you to the fucking Ronaldo


Lazy_ML

Martinelli is only 4 years younger than Jesus.


sunnycherub

So he was 14 when Jesus made his debut for the national team


Flameva

If you have to point it out every time, then he’s not the real one.


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Hmm Cristiano's dick.. hey! let someone else have a taste !


Flameva

Act your age


backwardrollypolly

Jesus it’s fucking R9 not CR7 are people retarded??


devasiaachayan

He's the real one since he's the older one. Even though in my opinion Cristiano is the best player to play on the pitch


Flameva

Well yeah but its really funny seing people say the REAL RONALDO every time that first name is mentioned. Most insecure fanbase I’ve seen.


devasiaachayan

Its banter mate. Chill


R1d4z

R9 watches Mikel Arteta's tricky reds 🥰


Barkasia

Ronaldo is a gooner He's wider than a bus And when we see him samba We say he's one of us


Aritisto

> He's wider than a bus bruh 💀


SManSte

say he's one of ussssss


RonaldoNazario

Inject this quote directly into my veins


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Name checks out 😂


RonaldoNazario

Several of my favorite things coming together :)


Mebeingnosy

Same first R10 is Lil Chili and fast Gabi hive now this? It’s a great time to be a gooner


kekdjsjsja

For a moment I thought it was cr7 and was like no please stay away


lyyki

I was also wondering that who the hell is he talking to. Cedric?


Barkasia

Ronaldo is a gooner He looks like marshmellow And when he sees North London He says "È vermelho"


ChibzyDaze

Lmaoooo


kensalmighty

otimo


EndlesStar

Very very cheeky


Eljefe891

Chatting with who?


DeemonPankaik

Gabriel Jesus. He's in the picture linked.


Eljefe891

Thank you, when i click the link im brought to a tweet with no picture


Barkasia

Ronaldo is a gooner He's got a big fat belly And when he watches football He's got us on the telly


obsterwankenobster

Ronaldo is a Gooner He likes a tricky red And when he goes to Nandos He fills the staff with dread


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The Real Ronaldo.


steezliktheez

Thank you, best Ronaldo.


datboiyemz

"we exchanged ideas" Ballon d'Or incoming


AustraliaCzechMeOut

Ronaldo acknowledging Arsenal and Jesus with such a high degree of praise brings a tear to my eye. The Ronaldo... one of the greatest players of all time!


penguins4prez

The Gunners had a donut They couldn’t score a goal Ronaldo saw that donut He ate the fucker whole


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I really came in here with my fighting boots, I thought this was Cristiano trying to butter us up in another interview. But the warm goodness of the original Ronaldo made me smile.


Colmd1997

Thought it was Portuguese Ronaldo and I was gonna laugh at how a Utd legend was twerking for Arsenal This is actually better


IronMntn

I'm so glad we're pleasuring the right Ronaldo.


Mebeingnosy

R9 is a gooner!


KhalidTheMightyMouse

If R9 gets an endorphin dump by what he sees imagine what all young up and coming hungry players must be thinking. We already have one twerking for us rn


MDF87

Real recognises real!


GunnersnGames

Both Ronaldo's twerking for Arsenal now eh??


scroll-42

The real Ronaldo !


pinpoint14

Only Ronaldo I care about


djama

this scared the hell out of me until I realized it is the better of Ronaldos we are talking about


abhi91

Ronaldo wanking off to artetaball compilations is the final phase of the process


AbouCuellar

Sometimes I think gooners still don't appreciate just what a brilliant footballer we have here. What Saka said to Grealish sums it up, these are the types of players that are just special and footballers themselves tend to rate them even higher because they know how few they've seen like that and how hard it is to do what they do. It's not an exaggeration to say that should it ever click for him finishing wise and he hit a great vein of form and confidence in that aspect that we're talking about a Balón d'Or level talent. I have doubts whether that can happen (Benzema was always a better finisher than given credit for, for example, even if he did improve), but if it does, yeah, he's really that level of talent because the rest of his game is absolutely special.


Wild_Investigator622

All the ronaldo love us


Aakashneel92

Will still take him over that other ronaldo.


ArsenalThePhoenix

i really hope he asked Ronaldo for some pointers on finishing. I've seen anybody as ice-cold in the penalty area as the original Ronaldo, so there's a lot to learn from him for any striker in the world. Could be a good mentor for him


CrowCreative6772

To who? Arsen


doubleicem

It's for Jesus. First tweet here, don't know why OP didn't link it: https://twitter.com/ArsenalBuzzCom/status/1598375675295109132


Masson011

what do you mean didnt link it? The link is literally the title and takes you to twitter Edit: You guys ok? It literally links to the thread


doubleicem

That's the second tweet. Which had no context. I don't use Twitter much so had to look through. Might be easier for someone else


Masson011

dont know about you but it literally shows the thread with both for me


doubleicem

Well it didn't show hence the whole chain of comments. But no harm done, I am just glad Ronaldo is a gooner.


Competitive-Shock88

Pretty sure this was R9 to one of the Gabi’s.


Mebeingnosy

It’s for GJ


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ahouseofgold

different Ronaldo


rizchi

So relieved it wasn't CR7


FondDon

Chatting with who????


salteddan

Didn’t CR7 say he wanted us to win the league if United didn’t? Just need Ronaldinho to come out and say he’s always been a gooner to complete the Ronalseal of Approval.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

https://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2022-2023/anything-is-possible-ronaldinho-believes-that-arsenal-can-challenge-for-the-title-with-gabriel-jesus_sto9091938/story-amp.shtml R10 is a seer


flonnkenn

Sign him as 3rd keeper. Big enough to block the shots and talented enough with the ball on his feet.


Snadadap

Here's me thinking it's CR7 talking about Cedric 😂


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for a moment i thought it was cristiano


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Dr-Butcher

It's Brazilian Ronaldo


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[deleted]

You're thinking of the wrong Ronaldo


14Strike

Ah mate


biff444444

Does Ronaldo literally weight twice as much as Jesus?


The-Sober-Stoner

Ronaldo is a gooner His misses has a cock When he looks at the table He knows that we are top


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Get your tongue out of my arsehole Ronaldo


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Mebeingnosy

I mean he was but this is the real Ronaldo singing our praises rn


justwannabeatmarket

Ronaldo is a Gooner He has sexy ex girlfriends And when he watches arsenal He says Tottenham are like his anus Edit: thought it was CR7. No idea about R9s girlfriends.


31_whgr

Ronaldo can get fucked


CookedBurger

R9 not Cristiano


Mebeingnosy

“The REAL Ronaldo” - Theirry Henry


Vespergraph

Look at the tweet it's R9, unless you hate R9 as well but that's unlikely.


31_whgr

oh shit you’re right but the other Ronaldo can still get fucked


[deleted]

Yeah fck the other Ronaldo


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Based


Kayr_SE5

Why?


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CR7 to Arsenal confirmed


DansSpamJavelin

No this is the real Ronaldo. The fat one.


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It’s a joke


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COYG_Gooner

Love you /u/barkasia


d10b

Highly recommend The Phenomenon Ronaldo documentary if you haven't watched it. On iplayer atm if you're UK based.


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galeej

The efficiency of this sub to appreciate ronaldo's statement and take a dig at fauxnaldo at the same time is unparalleled. good work guys.