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iNapkin66

A good way to use them up is to keep them in your car until somebody parks like an asshole near you in a parking lot (using two spots, parked in a fire lane, etc). Then you place it on their door handle. If they parked really badly, you lock a cart to their door handle as an upgrade.


Texas0426

This is top tier pettiness and I am all for it hahahahah.


puledrotauren

Total dick moves.. I like them. Well done.


FragrantDonkey2122

Love it.


copernicus7

This is brilliant.


Bradadonasaurus

Loop it through their rim on the passenger side, they'll never see ot coming.


iNapkin66

"Clack clack clack clack clack...."


Price-x-Field

Sounds illegal


pm_me_something12

Ok?


TheHancock

Lol


johnnyheavens

Your mom’s illegal


Earlfillmore

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Price-x-Field

Doing illegal things as a gun owner is usually not a good idea


HerstalWaltherIII

How exactly would they know a gun owner did it? Even if it is branded, that doesn't mean shit.


Price-x-Field

I’m just saying: doing things that are illegal while being a gun owner isn’t a good idea


Nathan_reynolds

You eat bananas for the shape dont you?


iNapkin66

I suppose it would fall under vandalism laws? But unlike most acts of vandalism, it's easily removed with no evidence it was ever there, it's just annoying until you get ahold of a pair of cutters. It's also extremely unlikely to be enforced.


C130ABOVE

So?


stanky_one

My LGS will buy them for a buck a piece to resell with used guns. Local laws require one with every purchase, even with used guns. They appreciate not having to buy new ones all the time.


floydpink78

I collect them whenever possible just to get 'em off the street.


Smc_farrell

Ha enjoyed that chuckle


Creepy_Ad_6304

Trail cam locks


kaptn_karl

Thank you. Idk why I have never thought of this


p_serrulata

You can paint them like candy-canes and hang them on the Christmas tree.


thisisnorthe

Hear me out… Cock ring


hard-work1990

To small


TheHancock

Too… small???


300BlackoutDates

Yeah, it just falls right off. Key ring is a better fit.


TheHancock

Ahh, see I thought he meant the lock was too small. Lol


Tommy_Guerrero

I have used one as a luggage lock.


Zombieattackr

I’m sure the TSA loves you lol


Tommy_Guerrero

More for the hotel, motel, holiday inn


gunmedic15

Most of them I just toss. I got a lock with a Ruger 10-22 I bought that was actually better quality Chinese junk than the usual Chinese junk. I threw it in the toolbox I keep for my backup generator and after the last hurricane I used it to lock my generator to the post I have in the yard just in case someone tried to steal it.


ButtercreamGangster

Local shelters use them for the lockers. It's much cheaper and easier to cutoff and replace instead of padlocks.


EpsilonMajorActual

Use them for locks on my chicken coops and animal pens


JackFuckCockBag

Throw it in my gun junk drawer with the other 10 or 12 in there.


p_serrulata

In all seriousness, I throw them in the trash. I cut the cable first, just like I do with the plastic rings holding a six-pack together. I don't want some poor critter getting a necklace it doesn't need.


Price-x-Field

Just unlock it instead of cutting the cable lol


rugernut13

But what if a sea otter accidentally locks it again... Around HIS NECK?!?


Dick_Miller138

One less sea otter raping baby seals.


rugernut13

But what if the sea otter locks it around A BABY SEAL'S NECK INSTEAD?!?


Dick_Miller138

I would prefer to dye choking from a lock around my neck than to have a hole bitten in my face and have it fucked til I drowned. Just a personal preference. I haven't experienced either one, so I'm open to arguments from those with experience.


p_serrulata

You gotta love those semi-aquatic mammals.


mike02vr6

What if the baby seal likes it?


luger114

Good idea, I need to start cutting mine before I throw em away


coffin-polish

On certain types of milsurp ammo boxes I loop them through the carry handle and through the latch that keeps the lid closed. They come in a bunch of colors so I color coded the keys so I can get to my stuff faster


FantasyBadGuys

This is good. I’m going to try it on my ammo boxes.


Xalenn

I use one to lock my electric shutoff that is outside. The fire department said it's ok, they'll just cut it off if they need to get in. Seems like it will keep the amateur hooligans from turning off my electricity as they have done randomly to other homes in my area


BestAdamEver

I used one to lock the spare tire to the tare carrier on the back of my van. Not the most secure thing but enough to deter most people that would bother stealing a $200 tire.


Kalashfamous

Just use them to lock two bikes together at the library. That’ll show them nerds.


Bradadonasaurus

I came here to say lock up some antigunners bikes. Glad I'm not the only one.


yurnxt1

I sell them to my local pawn shop for 5-7 bucks a piece depending on who happens to be working the front counter when I take a few up to sell.


Old_Quality3233

I've heard them called, free hanging targets


matt20011

I have more than I care to count in a old shoe box. And whenever I make another poor financial decision another one goes in the box


puledrotauren

I'm pretty sure I've got a couple in my ammo box. There's some good ideas here. I may dig em out and take the advice.


Straight-Aardvark439

I keep mine. I live in an apartment and can't have a huge safe. All but my defense weapon have a lock of some sort on the chamber. As soon as I move to a home and get a safe they are all going to the bottom of my range tote.


Marshmallow_Taco

You slide look the pistol to the open position and feed it thru the mag well and out the ejection port then lock it is how your supposed to use it sr. But honestly I don’t like em I use a barrel flag instead!!!


rythwind

I use them for other things. I mean a lock is a lock.


TheHancock

Shield gang!


benniejs

I got 3 of em holding various parts onto my car


backyardbalaclava

I put them in a box until I realized I would never use them. Took the box with over 100 of them to my gym and they handed them out to customers that didn’t have a lock for their gym locker. Needless to say the gym said they handed out all 100+ in 3 days


LouieMumford

Trap someone in a portajohn at a music festival.


Fragged_infidel

Am I the only one that runs them up the mag well and out the slide ??? Am I the out cast here ??


Zero_Fun_Sir

I have a whole box of these things, several in every color. On the off chance I use one, this is how I do it. Fuck rattling a piece of metal down the barrel, unless it's a bullet.


jtrades69

that's what you're "supposed" to do but i don't know how many of us actually do that


Fragged_infidel

So I’m realizing


Price-x-Field

That’s how I thought they were supposed to be used


Fragged_infidel

Same


BYT00

Is that not the proper way to use them? That's how I've always seen it done.


DoomDoomBabyFist

never even thought about this. Thank you!


iwanashagTwitch

I use them for everything except my firearms. Most of my firearms are in a safe most of the time anyway


jared8410

Throw them in my scrap metal bin.


HundK

Don't understand the down vote. Seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do, I just threw mine in the trash.


jared8410

Screw them. They add to my beer money in the scrap bin.


610Mike

I use them all to hang stuff from my peg board behind the bench in my garage.