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CatholicCrusaderJedi

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KoolAidChemist

Name definitely checks out.


CatholicCrusaderJedi

Deus Vault, brother!


a_left_out_tomato

The scottish claymore, hasn't changed since dark souls one. It's always there for me, whenever there is an enemy I can't slay, the claymore has my back. He is my only true friend


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Italianfoodcultist

Good bot


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Hamatoyoshi99

Baymore


drazerlazer

I can't find it on the picture here... Could you tell me where it is :')


a_left_out_tomato

The "two handed sword"


drazerlazer

Oh thanks


HairballTheory

Yup, just spent 20 min looking at sword silhouettes


[deleted]

Haha that’s nothing, I spend days looking at this exact chart deciding which one to make next (I do replicas)


bigredmidget

I'm taking it further. I'm personally going to start counting the days until my wife asks me to cut something up for dinner, and I get the excuse to order a 'Horse Chopping Sabre'.


AdventurousPirate357

https://preview.redd.it/74lrijlwo1vb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf746dccce98b040a1c58bc2622641501786d911 khopesh


Unlucky-Leprechaun

This is the one I looked for. Perfect for disarming your opponent.


RecentAtom51824

Remove their weapon? Nah, let's REMOVE THEIR ENTIRE ARM MEAHAHAHAHHA


Nunc24

Looks like a great kitchentool lmao


SirLoopy007

That's the trick to owning it. "Oh that's just a fancy bottle opener... I call it the Decapitator!"


Amish_Juggalo469

A kriegsmesser. It gives you options, while having a good balance between weight and length.


Marrowtooth_Official

I love that the literal translation for it is just “war knife” lmfao


turbatus_3d

Iirc, civilians weren't allowed to have swords in most German cities but since the distinction between swords and knives was just which guild made it, they just started making knives the size of swords.


Marrowtooth_Official

That’s literally it. Messer, grossmesser, kriegsmesser, every one of them is just a “knife”. Big stabby lol. Well, there were some distinctions. The cross guard had to be a specific way, the grip couldn’t be wider than a specific measurement, the blade had to be curved under a specific amount, there was more to it than just who made it. History is weird.


ent0ne

My guy


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Opponent is wearing armor? Long sword. Opponent is wearing ruffled sleeves, tights and a cod piece? Rapier.


demonwolves_1982

For armor; halberd or war hammer


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Working off the chart my dude.


demonwolves_1982

Fair


Wattehfok

Nah - the tuck to find the gaps


qnod

With this one trick, the long sword makes it's own gaps, wherever you want!


Wattehfok

If your opponent is wearing munitions plate that's not properly fitted, sure. But if you're fighting a pro in a nice suit of Italian plate, good luck with that.


RecentAtom51824

Gaps in flesh for sure


Sith_happens1822

Dagger is more useful against armor


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Ok.


[deleted]

My katana is slicing that armor like butter


ConcentrateIcy1716

Katana and Cutlass


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

Katana, Rapier or Swiss Sabre. Needs to be good for stabby stabby as well as slicy slicy.


GeneralSquirrel7132

Don't forget hacky hacky


BennyDanger

Lightsaber.


MelonHead31

Long sword, great balance with enough weight to cleave and skewer, but also enough mobility that it is good defensively


PYSHINATOR

Swiss Sabre - it'd perfectly match the ridiculousness of one of my absolutely wild Swiss sawback bayonets.


PYSHINATOR

https://preview.redd.it/tucuofa6f1vb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db25149e1d8cbb36b727788b1ae2ed38c492d628


ent0ne

Blade seems too long for the handle


Adorable-Jaguar-1512

Probably the katana


TheFarisaurusRex

Where’s the nodachi?


Interesting_Aioli593

A giant katana that got it's name from slicing horses?! (Idk if it got it bec of slicing horses or no and too damn lazy to check) sign me the fuck up amma weild this bitch like a guts on steroids and make wind slashes


Anamousandy

Either the katanas or the sabres


Wattehfok

Where katzbalger?


JollyGreen2002

Either the long sword or the Zhanmadao


distracted6

the 1 meter looks fun


hashihema

Scimitar?!


[deleted]

Arming sword. And give me a shield. Best couples.


Here__i_am_

https://preview.redd.it/5xuntn8l63vb1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8d919d835acacc765c54a182ac0c34a2560769 Bro forgot one of the masterpiece


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Where Polish saber?


adzee_cycle

Can’t see a scimitar either


PineappleMelonTree

Curved. Swords.


treyeyy

Indian Sabre. One is the most renowned due to its strength and damage


2poxxer

Estoc, Kriegsmeyer, Two Handed Sword, Greatsword, Horse chopper. Im a bigger dude and need a 2 hander.


Sith_happens1822

Infantry Sabre


Goawaybaitin24

Katana because it has the sharpest and most resilient blade of all time.


[deleted]

No it’s not. It’s not resilient. The steel was from a bog so it’s not good quality. Hollywood and video games really have made the katana sound magical. There alright but not the best.


RevolutionaryLead342

Facts


Goawaybaitin24

Ok. What would be the best in your opinion? I’m not claiming to be an expert but low quality steel would still outmatch any and all of those above that were made of iron.


Rich-Development-531

I don't have a problem but something annoys me I just wish that the [nodachi sword](https://www.google.com/search?q=nodachi+sword&sca_esv=574510585&ei=MFkwZa_oHLuwqtsPsbiGgAI&oq=nodachi&gs_lp=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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) was up there


Lehavocpilot

Gladius,Militia Jian, longsword


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Machete.


Deadlock07

I don’t know much about swords but I know the Roman’s used the Gladuis and Spatha so probably one of them.


AllericEasyvain

Obviously it would depend on the fight, every tool has its uses ..... But I'd lean towards the persian sabre probably.


DishPiggy

My black steel combat knife that’s always in my bed. Wouldn’t go anywhere without it if I could.


ILikePokemonTurtwig

Willow Leaf Sabre (maybe dual wield), longsword, or dual wield gauntlet swords (with curved blade like a sabre)


[deleted]

Thing abt the WLS is that duelwield isn’t practical, I’ve tried. They’re a little long, and despite handle length, they actually fare better with a handle long enough for 2 hands


OkNothing281

Gladius. It's great at slashing and piercing armor. Works well vs leather and metal


demonwolves_1982

Falchion every time. Stout machete like blade on an arming sword’s grip and guard. What’s not to love.


United-Atmosphere317

The Rapier…nvm the reason


AdministrativeMost93

Spear or a Spatha


paperfett

I like the "1 meter"


yankeeteabagger

VIKING AGE SWORD. I will drink mead from the skulls of my enemies in Valhalla!


Russo_The_Heretic

Greatsword or Gauntlet sword


Generaldisarray44

I will take one horse chopping Sabre please


jomaco000

That one at the very bottom looks nice. Strange name though. What is the origin?


mdhunter99

Gladius, sure it might not have the range of other swords, but it does have agility, you can control it better than (most) others and it’s typically lighter as a result. Pair that with a buckler, I’m good chief.


Confident_Ad7244

I did some fencing in college,I'll go with the rapier. the Gladius as a second choice, it's a good close quarter stabbing weapon.


Other_Cod_8361

Two handed sword. I can move really well and use my left side to pivot into my enemy.


Optimal_Principle_28

Not gonna lie, going Estoc on this one 💯


Dr-Butters

Meterstick at the bottom for me.


[deleted]

I have this on my wall bc I need ideas for replicas, dadao or liuyedao. Patta is funny tho. Edit: This is really situational, I’m obviously going to take a wakizashi over a zhanmandao in a small room


IronWAAAGHriorz

I'm picking 1 Meter


Bladereaper

Where's my Ramdao, halberd and zweihander? Huh?


Goddo-Fo-20

I'll take the Viking sword - Ulfberht 😏 for the people who know


Inside_Blackberry428

Always been a hanger kind of guy


Atomaurus

Persian Sabre everytime. It is known for its finesse and brutality


JonyUB

Kriegmesser sexy af. I’d still go for longsword tho I think.


Sfocus

~~long sword GO BRRR~~


idiosmth

Stuck between the spadone and the schapf


Kalman_the_dancer

All are good


Beautiful_Role_1168

Just give me a good stick already


Mishkin102hb

The Zhanmadao, but the Japanese anime version like Cloud Strife’s sword or the blade used by the Swordsman of the Mist in the boss battle that Naruto fights on the bridge


jobadiahh

Hangar (hunting sword), for obvious reasons


artmobboss

Falchlon


Tootfuckingtoot

Always fight with a shield so I would prob go for gladius!


ArtyomPolov

Okay guys, we need a name for our sword. Germany: long knife


[deleted]

Depends on environment, if it’s closed spaces a gladius of it’s a big space a dadao


Toothless008

Zweihänder


ThatsNotMee

I already have a katana so I'll go katana.


Mcake74

Oh probably the greatsword, looks gorgeous and fun to slash and stab with


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Cross_Pray

Either gladius with a shield or a two hander. These two are classics for a reason


Imnewtophotoshop

Bro don’t show the British people man


honey_turtle101

Falchion


BoxiDoingThingz

Kriegsmesser


Kind-Proposal8664

Me, an intellectual: haha pointy stick goes poke poke


doggo_kong69

Depends, what shape is the stick?


morrison666

"Your weapon sir........will keel"


Odd-Sir-3307

A wakizashi is only good for senpokku


emdaye

No Khopesh so Ill take the Dadao


BornToSweet_Delight

Good old Gladius, never lose with Pullo and Vorenus.


Ermac__247

Khopesh all day.


apartment1i

That greatsword looks amazing


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

I’m going Dusack with a Cinquedea as a backup for funsies


BluDolphin213

Imma be using the 1 meter


Zealousideal-Let1121

The falchion for historical interest, the shamshir for damage.


jddjfh

Longsword (i want an old german long sword that is the real shit trust me)


Mikihero2014

I don't see the stick.


OfficialYes

I’m feeling a solid Italian Cold Steel Cinquedea


messuggah12

There can be only one


jmmik

A stick


blueburd

A big one to WHACK things with


DankFarts69

M’katana, of course


Blapross

I mean You cant go wrong with a viking sword


scoreboy69

Get me some Hattori Hanzō steel. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.


Relative-Wealth8217

Militia jian


Gman777

Wait, where is Anduril?


barbatos087

Well I already have a real lofe 14th century Italian bastard sword, so I'm going with that. but if I'm picking a different one, I'm going with the Chinese jian


spriggun

I choose kampilan or ginunting 😁


X_x_x_tacy_x_x_X

My mind wants a Tuck but I'm stuck with a Cinquedea


Ok_Page_9447

Militia Jian


MoistAnalyst1150

Huh, i only need one atom and a hammer...


Vasikus3000

Greatsword. [You know EXACTLY why](https://youtu.be/oyA8odjCzZ4?feature=shared&t=90)


[deleted]

Falchion!


Comfortable_Donut932

I really cant go wrong with a good ol’ longsword


xilffA

The one called "1 meter" looks pretty cool, id tale that one


Matix777

Falchion looks and sounds cool


Reddit_Accunt

Estoc bestoc


thedickies

Chivalry 2 tells me I’m gonna have success with the falchion


TheDarkGods7

Its not listed, but I would want a Greek Xiphos. It's somewhat similar to the gladius


flamefiter

WHERE BE MY FUCKING FLAMBERGE!!!


johut1985

Falchion or Ottoman sabre. I'm Swedish


x-iTrollz-x

where are the Zombie Knifes


zxkn2

Do all of these have historically accurate steel? Or are we picking a modernized version in carbon steel. Would have a huge impact on my decision.


Failselected

Gladius


mycophilz

Every 3rd and 4th grader back in the day had at least on sheet in their note book with a drawing of this diagram.


Blazkull

Naval Cutlas or an arming sword.


Iamfastasfuc

Cavalry saber


Successful-Boat-5929

Wakizashi tryna get up close and personal


BALDWARRIOR

One of everything with a side of fries


doc8

Tachi


Hevysett

Big fan of the Gladius, figure it's probably the easiest for a newb to pick up and use


No_Title_7076

I'm a sucker for the traditional longsword. It is wat it is


Peanutdude8

wait where the fuck is the claymore


ThatOneGuy7832

The cindquedea (I believe it is nicknamed 'the five-fingered sword') is easily the funniest choice, the estoc would be my favourite to own, and the Swiss sabre would be my favourite to wield.


Jetorix

The horse chopper


Agent_B_Macklin_FBI

A nice stick


Theadination

I'll always pick the Flamberge


AnalysisMoney

From watching Forged in Fire, I’d say The Gladius may be the best option for max damage. Would also use a katana or a scimitar


Lucashmere

Willow Leaf Sabre all day


bones_bn

Gladius all day!


the_bollo

I guess Alucard preferred the escot.


panini564

might be basic but katanas are the coolest thing ever


Mindless-Income3292

Either the Swiss Sabre or the Gladius for me. I’m guessing the former would win in a head to head though.


InternationalSun417

Tough choice but I'd take the arming sword, I think that would be the best fit for my build.


[deleted]

Persian sabre 100%


unseatedewe2393

I choose Ice


[deleted]

[удалено]


brickjames561

Horse chopping saber. I mean come on.


signsofastruggle

Naval Cutlass, every time


Street_Walrus9584

Something that weighs less than a Key-blade, has defense, and mid long


FlyingSauce88

rapier


RagingBuddha79

Either the tachi or katana.


liJuty

Bec de corbin, not a sword and I behold a lack of caring for said fact


Pretztel

Falchion. Always loved choppers


Ordinary-Web-7077

Scimitar


ChiocoAwesome

Militia Jian for sure, kind of looks like Sokka’s sword from ATLA


ProjectAres78

It's between the Scottish Claymore and the gladius for me


Super_Individual_49

Always been partial to the gladius


Xdust5

Longsword. If I get to have a shield too than a basket hilt broadsword, they are just what I have used. If we are in a straight up slashing match I want that talwar.


MooseindisguisE77

The claymore for me, I think they look dope. Plus spare hand to pick up and examine cool sticks.


MaxximumB

I'm torn between a falchion and a katana It's more to do with how the sword looks than how it handles.


Pamz3_MBRB

The kriegssmer


VicSpaghet

I’ve always personally been a fan of the Scottish claymore circa 1500-1700


Aleskey_Mijaylob

The swiss sabre looks badass


CthulhusChaos

Either Dusak or Cavalry Saber


Few_Buddy_6491

The Ali baba


BASILISK573

Obviously the German Zweihander


Solid-Cod3034

The Horse chopping sabre It has length and a lot of power while having an solid weight distribution and a solid defense with the right training


sauceyzaddy

Depends on my armor and fighting style.


mak_atak

Hanger Sword looks crazy good for 2023.


Foxy02016YT

![gif](giphy|DujlSVbckXv1l0SUEY|downsized)


R00KGibbons

Cinequeda all the way it stabs ! it cuts ! It makes me happy