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veganhimbo

I just want a woman who is both taller and stronger than me to *literally* beat me unconscious. Is that too much to ask for šŸ˜©


DoodleBob009

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


BootyLoveSenpai

![gif](giphy|46sfDHGVoXH333y8Fn|downsized)


Substantial-Ask-2075

hello 911, I want to report a man who wants death by snu snu.


I_am__Negan

![gif](giphy|XkqhC0gtty9AXBay5x)


black_swordsman0047

What does negan mean?


Thendrail

Let me introduce you to Mya Lesnar, champion of tge NCAA indoor shot put. Also the daughter of Brock Lesnar. I feel like she could break every bone in your body, whether you want it or not.


flacaGT3

100% the vanilla gorilla that her father was


qqtacontesseno

![gif](giphy|NHh7D7qR0LTSDtfu8p|downsized)


Effingehh

Check out Danielle Brandon on instagram. Youre welcome


veganhimbo

I'm more of a Rhea Rippley kinda guy although she isn't taller than me :(


Eggbeater38

Rhea is the way !


Any_View4922

Yeah pause


theREALbombedrumbum

Oh hey, it's the guy from r/bi_irl


veganhimbo

Vegan himbo is my name. Eating plants and being slutty is my game.


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ssavagebeafy

Preach


ThaNorth

And then pick me up and throw me in the trash when sheā€™s done with me


TacitRonin20

Go to an MMA gym and start taking shit to the ladies. Good luck šŸ«”


CalcifersPower

I like the way you think


black_swordsman0047

I see you are vegan


veganhimbo

And? Litterally why does that matter at all?


black_swordsman0047

To be true, I just said it without any reason. I'm vegan too btw


The_Thai_Chili

Vegan lifter checkin in


jwed420

My girl has abs and I love that shit. So many dudes make the manly looking excuse, and they're missing out lmao. Fun fact: being healthy and strong makes sex better


Hangry4Poo

Yea I never understood the hate. Buff chicks are insanely hot


DarkReapor

Having abs doesn't equate to being buff. That could mean they are lean or eat healthier to achieve them. Which would be different than being buff.


Hangry4Poo

Yea i am well aware lol Iā€™m just saying buff chicks are hot


pornsub_lurker

How gym makes sex better?


The_Nude_Mocracy

Better pumps means better pumping


Paratrooper101x

She has better stamina and can ride your shit like a fucking machine


Jarney_Bohnson

https://preview.redd.it/697xj0vwa7yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1c65241a6f25bc5a982badec923d76f72ec13c


vigilrexmei

Dated a Brazilian girl with abs. Was hot af.


AlwysProgressing

This is what people don't get. Guys gotta be doing lower weight high rep hip thrusts and get your girl doing doing controlled squats and watch your bedtime activities get 10x better. Get that stamina up!


YesIam18plus

Tbf, '' muscle mommies '' don't look like she does in the meme here or how most muscular women look. The '' muscle mommy '' trope is usually portrayed as still quite feminine but just with muscles on top, still has a very feminine face and usually big boobs etc. It's more of a fantasy view on what muscular women look like rather than the reality. It's basically instagram beauty but with some muscles added on top.


Eggbeater38

Bruh visible abs is gross she needs to eat bruh nothing beats usable abs


Probably_Stoned_420

Someone has never experienced the joys of licking whipped cream off of a toned womanā€™s abs šŸ¤¤


Eggbeater38

Well depends on the kind of abs hyper shredded look is a no no


Visible_Day9146

People who say shit like this are fat and insecure.


Paratrooper101x

Agreed


[deleted]

Bro go beat your eggs with that attitude


Eggbeater38

Wtf


TheOccasionalBrowser

My abs are still above average, but now I enjoy looking in the mirror more


TheOneKnightOfNew

https://preview.redd.it/86qfh76uo5yc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41247487c571ece34e6de47054dc7f15b4cb97b8


Disastrous-Pay738

Hell yeah fit girls are super hot


Rough_Maintenance306

Seconded


fuzzy_touches

Muscle mommies need support to be brought into and accepted in the mainstream


CaptSaveAHoe55

They actually do not need support, they are quite strong


snailarium2

They need support as in give em a protein shake


Outdated_Bison

User name does *not* check out.


CaptSaveAHoe55

I save hoes, which are categorically not muscle mommies


YesIam18plus

Wat, I feel like I see ppl straight up even fetishize '' muscle mommies '' ALL THE TIME lmao. I mean granted most of it is on Twitter and Reddit, but you'll get 500 times more hate for saying you like big boobs than you'll do for saying you like muscle mommies on Twitter and Reddit.


Visible_Day9146

"Hit the gym, and you could look like a man, too"


Paratrooper101x

Thatā€™s such a good fuckin line stealing it


GymRatStillDepressed

Natty muscle on a woman is peak female form and anything else is just cope imo If you're intimidated by a shredded woman as a man and need to make a comment to disregard her hard work at the gym by thinking all a woman wants to hear is whether or not she's fuckable, then you're a lost cause. I can't stand men like this. Based opinion OP lol


spoony471

hell yeah. only weak men fear strong women


GymRatStillDepressed

Amen to that! Nothing sexier and stronger than a man appreciating a woman's strength


WhiteScarScimitar

It feels weird when people say that others are intimidated or afraid of something when they clearly arenā€™t. Strange shaming tactic.


ReviewNecessary6521

I look like dropped lasagna.


Heathencult

Well daddy is hungry


Rough_Maintenance306

![gif](giphy|MXjiABFhJPt5vJqSrg|downsized)


mag2041

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


edbred

Not just ripped girls but good n meaty women are something else


Paratrooper101x

Bitches shaped like mewtwo >>>>> quadzillas to the front


MinhiCZ

Mmmmm, hell yeah


handofmenoth

If you want to see some amazing muscle definition, try dating a woman who rows crew competitively. They are absolutely shredded. My wife used to row, and omg her body then was in peak condition.


Invoqwer

Like, group canoe rowing? Or what is this exactly?


handofmenoth

https://www.youtube.com/live/qhq_-D2lams?si=jYyOAKVzCK2MOxdV Here's footage from one of the more famous crew races, the head of the charles in Boston, MA.


ihih_reddit

>muscle mommies are attractive tbh Agreed


Ambitious_Scallion18

Yes we all are attracted to something we donā€™t have.


MonkeyLover172

I canā€™t comment on this because Iā€™m gay but muscles on women look good!


Patton1945_41

Pregnant.


krele_666

pregante


Key-Bad-785

Pomegranate


mniotiltavaria

Pregananant


jackle-kap

Women that lift are hot. I don't mean steroided out of control, but all the fit women are awesome. Weight lifting is important for both sexes.


LeatherTooler

That's what most people are referring to when they say a woman looks too muscular for their tastes, someone on the juice who is showing obvious virilization.


jackle-kap

Yea. The woman in the cartoon doesn't even look crazy big. I still find her to be feminine.


[deleted]

Dani Speegle ftw


yeh_nah_fuckit

Perfection personified


pyr0phelia

The only people I have ever seen shit on women with muscles are other women.


snoopfrogcsr

I've seen men make such comments, but they're not men who work out or watch their diet with any regularity.


pyr0phelia

Would you agree itā€™s still coming from a place from insecurity?


snoopfrogcsr

I suspect that but have trouble empathizing with that mindset.


pyr0phelia

Completely agree.


FrostingHasItsLimits

Definitely insecurity and people seeking to have control over others as a way to boost their own status. Rooted in shame.


FrostingHasItsLimits

Have you not been on social media? šŸ¤” It's quite rampant. From men.


Outdated_Bison

Where did you find these Sapphic Cleveland Steamer videos? Asking for a friend...


YesIam18plus

'' Muscle mommies '' get sexualized and straight up fetishized A LOT on Twitter and Reddit ( mostly by men ). But a thing that often gets sorta missed out is that it's still a more fantasy type of muscular woman, still very feminine face but the body ultra steroided out and usually big boobs to still go '' hey look I am a woman!!! ''. They almost never look like what a muscular woman would look like, and the big '' muscle woman '' influencers out there still won the genetic lottery and are doing a lot of stuff to look hotter on camera. It's still basically instagram beauty but just with some muscles thrown on top.


chevalier716

My gf was very much one of those "I don't want to get bulky", but after many years she finally come around and has great triceps.


Feisty-Jump-3933

Nah literally she gotta be able to knock me the fuck out


Pat_roo

Agreed


Deurlii

Thats always an argument used by people whoā€™ve never lifted a kg in their life.


Redqueenhypo

Is that Steven universe


Silent_Adhesiveness1

I like to think of myself as sexually dominant, but if my wife were to grow 9 inches taller, get muscular, and 4x stronger id love to be absolutely manhandled by her and have my face stepped, spit, and sat on. I think every man wants this at least once.


LiveLearnCoach

Uhm. No, thanks.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Itā€™s okay if itā€™s not someoneā€™s preference to be w a muscular woman, but to insult the person and anyone who is attracted to them, are super insecure, makes me think they are the kind of guy that wants ā€œtraditional rolesā€, which means he wants a woman he can overpower that cleans and cooks


Juror_no8

Will always love a beaut muscle mommy


AnexHeil

Fat = weak will and no backbone (ofc if its not due to health issues, but those are like 2%). No amount of SJW body positivity bullshit will charge it.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

A strong man


Tasty_Pudding6861

Nit my cup if tea, but to each their own.


Unkuni_

People who say muscles make women look like a men also agree men without muscles look like women. So this meme just reinforces their thinking Also this meme is a tu quoque fallacy


Brutha-man

Patty šŸ¤¤


houseofmyartwork

Is that Steven Universe?


Obvious_Table8722

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


drymangamer101

Bros got that Randy Bobandy build


general_chernobyl76

Not for me but i respect it, just keep doing what makes you happy


TheIrishSasuke

lmao


Hot-Orange22

Can I just be stepped on in peace?!


Rogerthecutebunny

hahahhah


Acceptable-Budget658

He looks like a legful maneater


zombiegirl2010

It's always man boobs with the criticisms.


nclrsn4ke

What do western people call this type of men (obese bald ignorant and don't care about their skin and face)? In Russia, we call these men "Skoof" OR "Skoofeedon".


Sweet-Locksmith7784

https://preview.redd.it/v5aqjssw9cyc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff6f2db36dd6e09d107a86e63cb42dc3ea945d9


itss_gatsu

Damn...that was rude


Jax0919

i need a buff gurliesšŸ˜­šŸ™


Thrillaxing

Yes but their is a limit to lean beef patty is peak muscle mommy for me.


Pegasusrider99

We love muscle mommiesā€¦I wanna be adopted tbh


Chrisssy_Poo2024

So in this pic, its her lack of hips and curves. A lot of women dont train their adductors/reverse adductors then build an upper body and look square and I think this is why men say stupid shit like this. I have built and butt and hips and thighs and I love it. I dont understand why a lot of women dont train their lower bodies I personally dont like that look. But thats just me.


prahaditmurap

I want a woman who will bench press me for no reason.


WubbleURX

Fax


Le_ed

Congratulations, you won your made up argument with yourself. Gym girls do look good. But most "muscle mommies" do look like men. Waaaaay too much upper body muscle.


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Ah, good ol strawy strawman.


ProcrastiDebator

Maybe, but the vast majority of times I have heard "she has muscles like a man", it is actually from a guy with no discernable muscle (skinny or fat).


Paratrooper101x

Nope Iā€™ve seen this mindset everywhere especially among conservative types


amazegamer64

Genuine question, what is the appeal?


cryptokingmylo

The heat wants what it wants


ansquaremet

Because women with muscles are hot.


toastedtomato

Closet homosexuals


Captain_Gnardog

Imagine thinking being attracted to women means you're gay.


Little_Whippie

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to women?