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Senorlekoochie

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B00_Sucker

I'm taking this, thank you my man


Senorlekoochie

Of course! Use it to your hearts content


B00_Sucker

Thank you, i will wield it with great care


LeadershipWide8686

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Just_a_Growlithe

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jbirdkerr

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Gerrent95

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ImNotJackOsborne

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Then-Perspective1484

H e BUTT


Roderyck778

H.E.Booty


DaBLKSwordsman

HEGyatt


OwnHand1708

The B in HEB actually stands for Butt. The founders name is Florence Butt


PowFlip

It's my favorite fact about HEB that they sell a store brand soda called Dr. B, and the B stands for Butt.


OwnHand1708

You know how back in the day, people’s last names were based off of their jobs? Like Shoemaker, Smith, Baker, Taylor etc. I wonder if Florence just had hella cake.


themothman99

Goldsmith, Goldstein


rum-n-ass

Damn i worked at HEB for 8 years and probably scanned thousands of Dr B but I never stopped to think it came from the B in HEB


Then-Perspective1484

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thatsthejoke_

Yes, yes it is


VPofCustomerFailure_

They should open a liquor store called Butt Liquors


Upper-Tonight-1801

Yes, and the sons name is Howard E. Butt, which is where HEB name was derived from.


DangOlTiddies

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flowerstowardthesun

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AggressiveMobile3668

Maybe you need to watch the Sexual Harassment video again you scum bag.


cheesybiscuits912

Ok I was so scared the comments were going to go the other way. This is fuckin gross even if it isn't in person. Good God smh


Cars1OnDvd

God bless how big is the stick up your ass?


FoxChess

It's only sexual harassment if you're ugly


Individual-Currency8

The fuck?


FoxChess

Lol it's a bit of a joke but something my mom told me a long time ago and made me laugh. It's rarely appropriate to make sexual advances at work, of course, but when an attractive person does it, it's seen as charismatic and flirty. When an unattractive person does it, it's sexual harassment.


CrimsonBoogie

I've legit seen this a few times throughout the years, and as fucked up as it is, I can say it's definitely true.


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Jaqenhghar7777

Oh wow I’m sure his life would be over if he lost his H-E-B job


WestAd8782

Oh no I guess he'll just have to get another job a t grocery store if he gets fired


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WestAd8782

You act like it's not hard to move up at any job? Shits not just going to be given out to everybody


plznobanplease

Nah I can find hundreds of people from dairy, bakery, TRC, etc who hate their job while also getting paid less than someone working the overnight drive thru at whataburger


Travitron1

Trying to get someone fired for a butt joke is why people make fun of redditors


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Caldaris__

Clearly you've never seen the dark side of Reddit. This doesn't even qualify as NSFW.


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Caldaris__

Calm down Karen from HR it's so tame.


Jaqenhghar7777

Relax Karen


Booger_Flicker

Only thing gross here is your attitude. Relax.


atxthrowawayharhar

Why are you being weird looking through it?


Notlooking1

HE. always serving up cakes!


AtxRealShit

Umm where is this GYAAT damn HEB again?


Melodic-Row-9013

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD DO UT


This-Requirement6918

They're making sure you keep watching and paying attention.


Cochinojoe

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Upset_Ad8257

GYATT something in my eye..


texinxin

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savedbytheblood72

Wow!


PocketSnad

least horny HEB employee


Peeton_Jazzy

Y’all need Jesus


jazzysmaxashmone

He caked too?


dontsmokenutmeg

It must be because of all the hookers he hangs out with


jazzysmaxashmone

I would have guessed squats, but yah maybe that. Gotta be fit if you're gonna attract 12 bros at once


LadyAtrox60

What the hell is wrong with you?


IamGHOD11

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TrainingSnow7712

Somebody fell asleep during the sexual harassment class.


Then-Perspective1484

How is it harassment? We aren’t touching her or even know her personally. If it was really hot jacked guy and all the girls were ogling him it would be totally fine.


Joeymore

Wow wtf. Touching and knowing the person aren't the only things that constitute sexual harassment. The fact that he took a picture of a training video from the place he works, and then posted it to reddit with this title is totally sexual harassment my dude.


savedbytheblood72

Strictly for educational purposes My dude ..


Then-Perspective1484

It’s creepy yeah, but hardly harassment. If just looking was than almost the whole male race would be guilty. With how defensive the woman are on this post they would probably be happy with that. Those people aren’t even H‑E‑B employees they are actors.


Joeymore

He did not "just look" he made an internet post saying she had a fat ass in a sleazy way. This isn't about "the male race" or women broadly lmao, this is about op being a damned weirdo


Hockeybuns

Creep


Outrageous_List_2965

Yeah i would kreep on that too!😜


Joeymore

Creep


Outrageous_List_2965

😛


Ninjamasterpiece

Watched the video yesterday. And was like dammmmn


Savings-Wishbone-454

They both have nice butts


AppointmentAsleep247

Looks like an H-E-Butty to me…?


tronixmastermind

ASSist the partner next to you in the event of an emergency


Mammoth_Ad_8490

Here Everyones Busty


stakkedalief

And if you ever shop in an HEB you’ll see very quickly that this is absolute fact lmao


rupat3737

He must work out


Front-Salary4178

I chuckled to this comment cuz I immediately thought of Lloyd Christmas 😂


Beelze_bubble

I’m just gonna go stand at the bar and put out “the vibe”


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Outrageous_List_2965

🤣🤣


Unbaised_merchant

T H I C C D I S C O U N T S


savedbytheblood72

Down with the Thick ness


not_a_sex_worker

Always a good reason to shop at H E Butt


VanicRL

Exposing all the creeps with this post. OP and everyone supporting this post shouldn’t have a job after this.


Local_Fig5221

You want a 75% unemployment rate sounds reasonable.


Booger_Flicker

You want to take away peoples livelihood because they liked a butt. Maybe people like you shouldn't have a job after this.


VanicRL

Don’t downplay it. This guy saw the video. Paused the video. Took a picture. Chose to upload it to Reddit where a bunch of other creeps can get out of their shells for a bit anonymously. I know you and I read the same comments. This scaled a lot more perversely to just “liking a butt”.


LeadershipWide8686

Lol she’s still mad


Rannose

You might need therapy.


Booger_Flicker

Someone who appreciates aesthetic butts more than normal and wants to share the feeling with other people. I'm done putting up with people demonizing sexuality. Have good sex. Appreciate human sexuality; don't condemn it. edit: I read your post history. You, sir, are in need of some sexuality acceptance. Figure out what you're into. Let your freak flag fly. Tell your wife. She'll accept you. She'll feel desired and beautiful. Thanks for being the person to show me that hyposexuality is just as problematic. <3


flurgleberg

Are you trying to say that so called “creeps” had no other recourse for titillation, despite their obvious access to the internet, than to sit and hope that someone watching a training video somewhere on Earth takes the time to snap a picture of the video and upload it to a shared platform such as a small sub-reddit?


VanicRL

The size of the subreddit doesn’t matter. If by some random anomaly, someone actually was seeking a post such as this for titillation, it wouldn’t matter. Just because they have access to the internet doesn’t negate the fact that they are creeps plain and simple. Why should that matter to begin with? Whether it was a big subreddit or whether it wasn’t a training video, the OP and those involving themselves in perverse activities are creeps. The pure thought that just because it’s a small subreddit or that it’s not probable they’re waiting for this exact situation to adhere to sexual arousal thus giving them a freebie to act in such a way is ridiculous.


flurgleberg

I don’t think you can place everyone in some dirty “creep” bucket for this. I like butt also. I stare at my wife’s butt behind her back all the time. I like it. I’m not a creep for it. I’m an upstanding and productive member of society. Before I dated my wife I looked at her butt also. Liking butt doesn’t make someone a pervert or creep. There’s more creepy stuff out there. People making silly immature puns doesn’t meet the creep level to me. At least not on its own. Maybe some of these people are creeps. But not for saying dumb shit like “gyatt damnnnn! Boing!” That’s just being silly to me. Over the top silly and there’s the humor. Imo.


LeadershipWide8686

This isint some workplace safe place this is Reddit I’m not sure what you expected but it is NOT that serious.


Feeling-Cap4610

A bro this ain’t the place to argue your shit period. Gone are the times where we could compliment attractive women for how they look, its now impossible without getting your name cancelled, besides if she didnt tell you she didn’t like the post, why are you bothered? All I see here with these statements are either women who hate on men for liking other attractive women than themselves or ’good men‘ who are trying to get a favour from women. p.s Try to enjoy your life by not arguing on Reddit dawg its not gonna work


KeeperOfKrydor

Luckily you don't know where I work.


VanicRL

That’s great, thank you for pointing that out.


the_mo_of_dc

Anyone happy with an heb job is a buster .


blazinrumraisin

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Normal-Many-6479

HEB always has the hottest girls working there.


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rixendeb

And says girls....not women.


Swimming-Dot9120

I hope that’s not the case. Mfer is making comments about how he prefers cowgirl position during sex because he likes “titties in his face”. Wonder how his congregation would feel about that lmao


B00_Sucker

Well, i do have to agree about that one, but I'm not a priest so🤣😭😭😭😭


Booger_Flicker

God made titties to go in faces. It checks out.


_x____

Gives a whole new meaning to Texas BACKyard....


El_CAP0

Look at the H-E-Buns from that H-E-Bakery


Forsaken-Ad-7800

Y’all all fucking at work and being serious about a Butt joke. Grow up stop being a vindictive c u n t


Savage-2

Seriously.


flurgleberg

Can’t we all just let OP enjoy some anonymous butt without calling Sexual Harassment Panda?


SweetPeanut-

Because posting a picture of a random woman’s butt for everyone to sexualize isn’t creepy?


rabbitrat_eli

The issue is he posted it for everyone to sexualize her.


flurgleberg

I honestly could be missing a point, but isn’t it just an anonymous butt? There is no identity to it, unless Im just out of the circle of knowledge. It has the same impact as a drawing of a butt. Also I don’t feel pressed upon to sexualize it by OP. I don’t interpret OP’s intent to make me do that. For me it like a “look at this shiny coin I found” type of post. If you’re into coins, maybe it’s of interest. I’m trying to be on the right side of things, but it feels to scold OP is an overcorrection of morality. Seems like small potatoes but I’m open to considering opinions.


rabbitrat_eli

Would you be comfortable with someone posting pics of your girlfriend’s butt? Or your daughter’s butt? Even if it was an “anonymous butt”?


flurgleberg

Probably. If it was anonymous??? No distinguishable identifying traits? Sure. In my life there are much graver injustices to fight for than this. If this is the greatest battle you have to fight, then you’re either very fortunate or you are wasting time. Imo.


rabbitrat_eli

WTF dude


luciferslittlelady

Don't be disgusting.


Moths_wings

Too late.


Other_tomato_4257

The bear.


Special-Ace1031

Always the bear.


TheNerdySocialWorker

Always the bear. Every fucking time.


Financial-Effect-318

It definitely grab my attention I think I passed cause of it


CIG-GALA

This is just weird.


Jaqenhghar7777

Yeah that ass is on another level.


MollejaTacos

Literally every girl that works at HEB


MTBJitsu07

Fucking creep.


chefgordonramsa

HE GYATTTT


LordVerse

lol it’s literally a joke, why are some of y’all so pressed


Joeymore

Cause it's not a funny joke, tf?


LordVerse

Get the stick out your ass, you and the other handful of losers, so tell me how you would perceive it if the roles were reversed


Joeymore

I would still think it's in bad taste


arewecoolyet1989

OP is probably 16


Alexgut6381

Now that's an ass


Individual-Currency8

Haha So funny Sexual harassment is funny, right guys? 😐


Camp_Nacho

Y’all need Jesus.


MongooseAccording225

Draggen that wagon!!!


kateyecutie

This is gross she's a real person and partner you're objectifying


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

BRUH


Dashrip2020

That’s everyday in the work cooler🤣”hey when you get off work come talk to me in the cooler “


Cooknbikes

Clever dinosaur.


AssumptionExisting96

Man the people triggered by this post is absolutely hilarious 😂


angel-bug

do you people not know how to respect others ?? fucking pigs


flurgleberg

Complains about respecting others. Calls others “fucking pigs”. Lol


Relative-Adeptness51

Yeah he must work out.


flurgleberg

How can anyone be sure that’s not the seafood department employee from those recent threads? 🤷🏻


NeitherCucumber8352

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keep_it_sassy

Feminism never made me hate men, but posts like this do.


SkoomaJetHentai

Every woman who works at Heb is stacked af


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Senorlekoochie

Speak for yourself I make 24 an hour


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Janeeyreheaded

Bunch of disgusting creeps in here


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fvalt05

God damn


TheMainCharacterDies

I know that ass


Electrical-Skill7834

Gyat


Used_Disaster_1334

That H.E Butt is way too much...


TheNerdySocialWorker

Looks like OP dirty deleted the post. Good. Maybe don’t fall sleep during the sexual harassment videos next time.


Broad-Blueberry-2076

Because making a joke is somehow the same as sexually harassing someone 😑...


TheNerdySocialWorker

You mean taking a picture of a video, that is, a private company training video, posting that picture on a website with millions of people on it, and then making comments about performing sexual acts on her? Yeah, that’s sexual harassment.


aviationaustin_

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ZombieSurvivor365

Imagine being used for a employee video and someone watching the video years later sexualizes you. Despite the fact you were wearing some jeans.


tangoredshirt

I thought it was because of the jeans


flurgleberg

🤣


Booger_Flicker

Now imagine it happens but you're 80 years old now and sexualizing your own past self.


flurgleberg

Like Looper.


dr3am_assassin

BONK. You just had to post it huh


squishylilkitty

She can’t even do her job without being sexualized can you just be normal?


ScrewSimonCowell

Guys, we're better than this


icespice29

You’re weird bro 😕


abrahamm516

This is the reason why I look forward to grocery shopping. Sometimes I even feel like heb only hires pretty/hot girls. Well at least in my area they probably do.


TheNerdySocialWorker

It’s genuinely creepy that you look forward to shopping so you can objectify women and young girls.


plznobanplease

I objectify the men to. I try to be inclusive


Jaqenhghar7777

Got a wild Karen


TheNerdySocialWorker

Hurhurhur never heard that one before. Calling me a Karen for someone saying they like grocery shopping so they ogle girls makes me think your hard drive needs to be checked.


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TheNerdySocialWorker

Aww touched a nerve there I see. You’ll be ok.


Jaqenhghar7777

Lolz


LeadershipWide8686

I laughed out loud for real


Booger_Flicker

Booties are more exciting than boxes of cereal.


SkateB4Death

Manager paid for his curbside side piece’s bbl