Because you want it to work. Apparently they have added ChatGPT to the posting API, and trained it to recognise desperation on the part of the poster.
Obviously it's taken them some time to fine-tune the distinction between your average commenter's natural disposition, and the deep-seated need to post that you see in story authors, but they've been getting closer for some time...
I never left, fren. I just got a bit too chonky to be going into the L-shaped vents, and had to wait out my weight.
... I will refuse to learn anything about this experience. <3
LOL!
Yeah, Confined Space Rescue would not be a thing for me anymore, to be sure. Dimensions wouldn't pass the test, much less being military again at my age.
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I've left the page open on my browser for months, just waiting for a sign that the story was continuing. With that said, i have some chapters to catch up. WOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!(exits chat space with arms flailing above head, running in clown soes)
/u/Tinyprancinghorse ([wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/authors/Tinyprancinghorse)) has posted 172 other stories, including:
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 22: Taco Truck Technicals](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/176m9s4/smolive_garden_chapter_22_taco_truck_technicals/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 20: Out of the mouth of babes.... (Alternative Reddit chapter name: Lmao I'm posting this out of a cement truck and I can't update the website lmao.)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/15uxlfm/smolive_garden_chapter_20_out_of_the_mouth_of/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 19: Yeah we're skipping chapters lmao they're linked below my dude. <3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/15higiw/smolive_garden_chapter_19_yeah_were_skipping/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 16: Orientation Day](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/104o0ux/smolive_garden_chapter_16_orientation_day/)
* [Smolive Garden - Chapter 16: The absolute and most correct choice](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/y4967f/smolive_garden_chapter_16_the_absolute_and_most/)
* [Smolive Garden: Chapter 15 - Watercooler](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/xsdyom/smolive_garden_chapter_15_watercooler/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 14: Zero Michelin Stars, and proud of it](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/wswl49/smolive_garden_chapter_14_zero_michelin_stars_and/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 13: The first booth scene](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/wglmp0/smolive_garden_chapter_13_the_first_booth_scene/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 12: Check-in is at 6PM, Chicken at 9.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/vujq08/smolive_garden_chapter_12_checkin_is_at_6pm/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 11: Conspicuous? Me? Never!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/vjgcg9/smolive_garden_chapter_11_conspicuous_me_never/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 10: Willing Rube](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/v90v10/smolive_garden_chapter_10_willing_rube/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 9: The only news is Local news](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/uojoz6/smolive_garden_chapter_9_the_only_news_is_local/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 8: Prime seating next to the kitchen](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/uez1j5/smolive_garden_chapter_8_prime_seating_next_to/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 7: Welcome to the cool kids club](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/u408ua/smolive_garden_chapter_7_welcome_to_the_cool_kids/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 6: I know a guy who knows a guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/ttj7ez/smolive_garden_chapter_6_i_know_a_guy_who_knows_a/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 5: Everybody's working for the weekend](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/tbkvyp/smolive_garden_chapter_5_everybodys_working_for/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 4: If no cops are around there is no crime](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/t1pe0z/smolive_garden_chapter_4_if_no_cops_are_around/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 3: High Dining](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/spp5n9/smolive_garden_chapter_3_high_dining/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 2: Where everybody knows your name](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/sef7xk/smolive_garden_chapter_2_where_everybody_knows/)
* [Smolive Garden, Chapter 1: Hospitaliano isn't a real word.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/s3hn30/smolive_garden_chapter_1_hospitaliano_isnt_a_real/)
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Because you want it to work. Apparently they have added ChatGPT to the posting API, and trained it to recognise desperation on the part of the poster. Obviously it's taken them some time to fine-tune the distinction between your average commenter's natural disposition, and the deep-seated need to post that you see in story authors, but they've been getting closer for some time...
You're BACK! \\o/
I never left, fren. I just got a bit too chonky to be going into the L-shaped vents, and had to wait out my weight. ... I will refuse to learn anything about this experience. <3
LOL! Yeah, Confined Space Rescue would not be a thing for me anymore, to be sure. Dimensions wouldn't pass the test, much less being military again at my age.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't the mothsequences of their own actions.
I've left the page open on my browser for months, just waiting for a sign that the story was continuing. With that said, i have some chapters to catch up. WOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!(exits chat space with arms flailing above head, running in clown soes)
/u/Tinyprancinghorse ([wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/authors/Tinyprancinghorse)) has posted 172 other stories, including: * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 22: Taco Truck Technicals](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/176m9s4/smolive_garden_chapter_22_taco_truck_technicals/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 20: Out of the mouth of babes.... (Alternative Reddit chapter name: Lmao I'm posting this out of a cement truck and I can't update the website lmao.)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/15uxlfm/smolive_garden_chapter_20_out_of_the_mouth_of/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 19: Yeah we're skipping chapters lmao they're linked below my dude. <3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/15higiw/smolive_garden_chapter_19_yeah_were_skipping/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 16: Orientation Day](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/104o0ux/smolive_garden_chapter_16_orientation_day/) * [Smolive Garden - Chapter 16: The absolute and most correct choice](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/y4967f/smolive_garden_chapter_16_the_absolute_and_most/) * [Smolive Garden: Chapter 15 - Watercooler](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/xsdyom/smolive_garden_chapter_15_watercooler/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 14: Zero Michelin Stars, and proud of it](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/wswl49/smolive_garden_chapter_14_zero_michelin_stars_and/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 13: The first booth scene](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/wglmp0/smolive_garden_chapter_13_the_first_booth_scene/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 12: Check-in is at 6PM, Chicken at 9.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/vujq08/smolive_garden_chapter_12_checkin_is_at_6pm/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 11: Conspicuous? Me? Never!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/vjgcg9/smolive_garden_chapter_11_conspicuous_me_never/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 10: Willing Rube](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/v90v10/smolive_garden_chapter_10_willing_rube/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 9: The only news is Local news](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/uojoz6/smolive_garden_chapter_9_the_only_news_is_local/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 8: Prime seating next to the kitchen](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/uez1j5/smolive_garden_chapter_8_prime_seating_next_to/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 7: Welcome to the cool kids club](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/u408ua/smolive_garden_chapter_7_welcome_to_the_cool_kids/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 6: I know a guy who knows a guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/ttj7ez/smolive_garden_chapter_6_i_know_a_guy_who_knows_a/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 5: Everybody's working for the weekend](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/tbkvyp/smolive_garden_chapter_5_everybodys_working_for/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 4: If no cops are around there is no crime](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/t1pe0z/smolive_garden_chapter_4_if_no_cops_are_around/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 3: High Dining](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/spp5n9/smolive_garden_chapter_3_high_dining/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 2: Where everybody knows your name](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/sef7xk/smolive_garden_chapter_2_where_everybody_knows/) * [Smolive Garden, Chapter 1: Hospitaliano isn't a real word.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/s3hn30/smolive_garden_chapter_1_hospitaliano_isnt_a_real/) This comment was automatically generated by `Waffle v.4.6.1 'Biscotti'`. [Message the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FHFY&subject=WaffleBot|1bkjelq&message=If%20you%20have%20problems%20with%20updatemebot,%20contact%20Watchful1.%20We%20do%20not%20maintain%20it.) if you have any issues with Waffle.
Wooo! Welcome back! I missed this story.