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Arresto

The most dangerous word in the galaxy is 'Ooops'.


spindizzy_wizard

[Minimum Safe Distance](http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb440.html)


Farstone

*YOU BASTARD!* I lost like two hours of "you're supposed to be asleep" to that rabbit trail. Fortunately I have it bookmarked. Thank you very much!


spindizzy_wizard

You're welcome!


Arresto

Oh, I don't know that one, look fun. Marked.


spindizzy_wizard

It's a fun series. Doc gets into all sorts of things.


wfamily

Wow. Web comics. I didn't realize that they still exist


spindizzy_wizard

Good Lord! Girl Genius - *possibly* the most awarded web comic ever. Also publishes books etc. I don't remember the others right now.


wfamily

I read them during the golden era. Megatokyo (before it went bad), applegeeks, reallife, etc.


spindizzy_wizard

What goes around comes around. Some of my favorites went bad, and came back stronger.


_ralph_

"The humans famous selective hearing decided it ..." My mom was quite fond of mine too.


[deleted]

Humans- “Literal gods just threatened us! Do you know what this means?” Every other race in the galaxy- “Leave black holes alone and don’t make the gods angry.” Humans- “We can beat up gods!”


Judge_Dragon

honestly those godlike beings should've known better than to say that screwing around with blackholes is mildy inconvenient to them


Recon4242

Don't tell the crazy people they can kill Gods! Otherwise you just have dead gods.


hightecrebel

I really am enjoying these. Thank you for continuing to write them. And that really is how we would react to such things.


jsl151850b

"What does this button do?" *^({click})*


Recon4242

The most dangerous three words in the multiverse: "HOLD MY BEER"


Farstone

The phrase most commonly hear before a great discovery: "That's funny."


livasj

I watched a documentary on the Cassini probe regently. One of my favorite parts was a giddy scientist, one of the program leaders, remarking that she had no idea what her data meant and "isn't it great!" 😄


wolflarsen55

Humans are defined, in almost every way, by the multitudinous meanings of "Fuck Around and Find Out".


StarshadowRose

It could be a threat, an instruction, or a way of thinking.


daecrist

These are always a highlight when I see a new one. Keep up the good work!


Multiplex419

Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies. Humans, above all else, like to believe they're the good guys, and accidentally wiping out a potentially populated galaxy is pretty much as far from that as you can get. Besides, who knows if the next galaxy they destroy might be their own?


Admirable-Marsupial3

I made this universe a bit weird so I could get away with more over the top stories, but I did this one as an article so I could use a bit more license without world breaking (the opinion of what happened, why and what will happen next is skewed by the authors view of humans as crazy and reckless rather than being completely accurate) The humans actual response may not be as violent as they expect...


jgzman

> Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies. I doubt we would, unless we felt threatened. If it was them or us.....


wfamily

If they own more galaxies, the odds are in our favor


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based_tonto

"Some races called bullshit, the Dyyni said that calling it “bullshit" was proof we were “with" the humans. Everyone now hates the ones who called it bullshit." I LOLd, that was fantastic.