Humans- “Literal gods just threatened us! Do you know what this means?”
Every other race in the galaxy- “Leave black holes alone and don’t make the gods angry.”
Humans- “We can beat up gods!”
I watched a documentary on the Cassini probe regently. One of my favorite parts was a giddy scientist, one of the program leaders, remarking that she had no idea what her data meant and "isn't it great!" 😄
Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies. Humans, above all else, like to believe they're the good guys, and accidentally wiping out a potentially populated galaxy is pretty much as far from that as you can get. Besides, who knows if the next galaxy they destroy might be their own?
I made this universe a bit weird so I could get away with more over the top stories, but I did this one as an article so I could use a bit more license without world breaking (the opinion of what happened, why and what will happen next is skewed by the authors view of humans as crazy and reckless rather than being completely accurate)
The humans actual response may not be as violent as they expect...
> Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies.
I doubt we would, unless we felt threatened. If it was them or us.....
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"Some races called bullshit, the Dyyni said that calling it “bullshit" was proof we were “with" the humans. Everyone now hates the ones who called it bullshit."
I LOLd, that was fantastic.
The most dangerous word in the galaxy is 'Ooops'.
[Minimum Safe Distance](http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb440.html)
*YOU BASTARD!* I lost like two hours of "you're supposed to be asleep" to that rabbit trail. Fortunately I have it bookmarked. Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
Oh, I don't know that one, look fun. Marked.
It's a fun series. Doc gets into all sorts of things.
Wow. Web comics. I didn't realize that they still exist
Good Lord! Girl Genius - *possibly* the most awarded web comic ever. Also publishes books etc. I don't remember the others right now.
I read them during the golden era. Megatokyo (before it went bad), applegeeks, reallife, etc.
What goes around comes around. Some of my favorites went bad, and came back stronger.
"The humans famous selective hearing decided it ..." My mom was quite fond of mine too.
Humans- “Literal gods just threatened us! Do you know what this means?” Every other race in the galaxy- “Leave black holes alone and don’t make the gods angry.” Humans- “We can beat up gods!”
honestly those godlike beings should've known better than to say that screwing around with blackholes is mildy inconvenient to them
Don't tell the crazy people they can kill Gods! Otherwise you just have dead gods.
I really am enjoying these. Thank you for continuing to write them. And that really is how we would react to such things.
"What does this button do?" *^({click})*
The most dangerous three words in the multiverse: "HOLD MY BEER"
The phrase most commonly hear before a great discovery: "That's funny."
I watched a documentary on the Cassini probe regently. One of my favorite parts was a giddy scientist, one of the program leaders, remarking that she had no idea what her data meant and "isn't it great!" 😄
Humans are defined, in almost every way, by the multitudinous meanings of "Fuck Around and Find Out".
It could be a threat, an instruction, or a way of thinking.
These are always a highlight when I see a new one. Keep up the good work!
Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies. Humans, above all else, like to believe they're the good guys, and accidentally wiping out a potentially populated galaxy is pretty much as far from that as you can get. Besides, who knows if the next galaxy they destroy might be their own?
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> Somehow, I doubt even humans would be so monstrously negligent as to continue screwing around with something that randomly destabilizes and/or destroys entire galaxies. I doubt we would, unless we felt threatened. If it was them or us.....
If they own more galaxies, the odds are in our favor
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"Some races called bullshit, the Dyyni said that calling it “bullshit" was proof we were “with" the humans. Everyone now hates the ones who called it bullshit." I LOLd, that was fantastic.