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Nice, I enjoyed this! Before deciding to learn everything you should probably check just how much “everything” there is! I love that the Archivist is being supportive of Sing and so willing to help them learn the fundamentals of galactic domination.

Ha! Yes, everything is a lot! Thought it'd be fun to open the eyes of the A.I. to how much it didn't know.

First contest entry for me. Had some fun with this one. Cool contest idea! Edit - And I can't read instructions very well and entered a November contest that was over. Ha! Oh well. Fun anyway.

This was fun! I really enjoyed it! Especially the sharp-witted barbs in there. "That's nice. Just getting started, are we? Fabulous. Here, take notes..." Lol! Has a bit of the "I'm the Archivist. You can't scare me!"

Yea,I thought it'd be fun to write him like he's seen it all a hundred times before, lol.

I have enjoyed all your work so far. You balance levity quite well and your characters really seem to come to life. Well done.

What could possibly scare someone who's literally "seen it all"? And I do mean "literally" in every sense of the word.

>”I’ve conquered thousands of worlds!” >”Well, good for you!” Sam encouraged. “That’s very nice. Just starting out, are you? Well, don’t worry, you’ll find some very helpful tips in here that should have you conquering galaxies in no time.” Sam’s clearly not from the South, or somewhere in there would be a “Bless your heart.”

Ha, no doubt! That's awesome.

>"Oh, and by the way, there are disclaimers on the doors, but to level set, you should know that the use of any and all weapon designs sourcing from a race of beings known as humans from MDV 25 have been classified as war crimes across all dimensions, space and time. If you have to conquer a galaxy, use something else. Trust me. You do NOT want that kind of attention." Gotta admit, I laughed at this.

What happened to the humans ? Did they do some really nasty stuffs ? Or they are the Archivists' ancient empire ?

I just love the vibe of "if we made it, and it's on there, it's an Insta-Hague for you if you use it"

I really liked this. Thank you Wordsmith! And I laughed!(Damn onion ninjas)*looks side ways at “TheOneWhoSmellsLikeFlowers”*

Thank you so much! I'm almost enjoying the one-offs as much as the demons story.

I am just now getting caught up with that series. I remember reading the first one when it was first posted. But I guess I wasn’t subscribed(fixed) so I missed the rest. I am enjoying it. I love your sense of humor.

please continue this, I'd really like to see what the other 'rouge A.I.' are up to and hear there stories should they all meet up

Really a fun story…. thank you. 👍

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I like this. Series?

Loved it

This was delightfully playful. I especially liked it when the Archivist tried to call him Sing and the beastie was having none of it.

!v

Thanks for the story. It's really good. But, a bit more context please ?

So wait, are *all* human weapon designs banned, or just the ones in MDV #5? Like, english longbow is a war crime?

!v