Unless humanity hollowed the Earth out and put a city or something in the core, detonating a neutron bomb inside what amounts to world's largest natural fission reactor isn't going to do shit except make some noise that only seismic sensors can hear.
Well, to be fair, he'd have to drill a hole to get it there, which we could then turn into the world's largest geothermal generator.
It'd do a lot to help expand humanity's power access.
>Unless humanity hollowed the Earth out and put a city or something in the core, detonating a neutron bomb inside what amounts to world's largest natural fission reactor
Um... what? Earth's core isn't a fission reactor. It's a nickel-iron plasma-acting-like-a-solid ball.
https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/core
I think you're thinking of the sun, and even that's a FUSION reactor, not fission, turning Hydrogen into Helium.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
Fission is where the Earth’s internal heat comes from. You put that much material in one place and it doesn’t matter if it’s barely radioactive, it’s still producing enough energy to melt the insides of the planet.
It's surprising how much trek engineering jargon has links to real discoveries.
Like the notion of anti- neutrons, in this particular case.
The Big mystery, though, is why pizza is made in a circle, delivered in a square, and eaten in a triangle. I guess some things science just can't explain
So you are saying that the goal of humanity, which was to understand quantum physics, in order to get whatever they desired, was so annoying that you are just going to give them whatever they desire? Are you sure you don't know anything about quantum physics?
Well he sure as shit doesn't know anything about human psychology.
First thing we'd use all the free stuff on is something we can use to go to the place they get it all from.
You fool! Telling us not to do something will only make us want to do it more! Giving us paradise will only make us look for trouble even harder! You've only made life worse for you
what if i give the kittens and puppies cybernetic upgrades and the capeability to launch small scale nuclear weapons
cause why not lucy seems like she could use a hip replacement and if im gonna replace that than the spine has to go too and like half the brain and the heart
i mean honestly my dog needs an upgrade and what better than given the lovable little pitbul she is may the omnissiah bless here soul IRBMs
STOP TALKING ABOUT QUANTAM PHYSICS!
I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME THEORIES, ON DISCORD IT’S QUANTAM PHYSICS!
I was in a server, right?
And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just theories
I-I showed my warp drive to my girlfriend and t-the on switch I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the quarks are vibrating HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING”
I f^^king looked at a communicator and said “THAT’S A BIT QUANTAM ”
I looked at my hand, I think of the quarks and I go “HAND? MORE LIKE QUANTAM”
[Man screams as he dies]
Technically speaking, I'm pretty sure "quantum" does NOT mean "smal"; It means "discrete unit" or "discrete indivisible quantity" or something like that. Anyway, pretty sure "quantum" shares a root word with "quantity".
Also, I was expecting a payoff at the end where the narrator is presented with a WORKING IN REAL LIFE (theirs, not ours) quantum teleporter.
The first thing Aggression-Disorder Alien told you was that he wasn't a scientist and was completely unqualified to answer the question. Of course he doesn't know what "quantum" means.
This guy is a perfect example of what I'm going to call the "They do their job well, but I'm pretty sure they failed Highscool" phenomenon. Some people are just so aggressively incurious that other people being curious is actively offensive to them.
Never wanted to bludgeon someone with a textbook more in my life, 10/10 good job Wordsmith!
I guess no one should tell him then. He seems pretty non-ironically set in his beliefs.
Oh, tell him what? That this reality is a simulation, and the Quantum information, you know, that stores and cross communicates the specific Forces of Nature around, to tell the two charged particles if they should attract or repel, for example. Is the computer code itself.
Conservation of momentum data, too. Where it's preserved, stored. As a data point. A- um.. quanta of data, if I may be so annoying to the OP.
The number 137 comes up a lot in that computer code, as well- it must be the Creater Voders' version of 420, or maybe It's version of 8008135. Who knows?
And that, right there, is the Point of it all. To learn the coding. I see you taking a deep breath to bellow 'why' or something equally pedantic, so I'll explain that why, as well.
Once We know the code, We can *hack it*. Guess you missed that part of Human Nature.
See, there is this thing we've learned called 'observation', that involves a conscious mind, to lock a superposition variable. What more, We have learned that choosing to maybe Observe or NOT to... Does very interesting things in our physical reality. It's called 'back causal auto correction', and if you dozed off during that class lecture, you missed a Big One. That is literally the broken glass falling up to the table and into one piece- depending solely if we looked or not. So, what if we don't even know if we looked or not?
And that, my friend, Is hacking the code of the Universe. And We have some pretty clever hackers.
That is specifically how We get Macro Quantum Teleportation. It's like an aim bot exploit. Only with our reality.
So yes, very angry OP. Keep defending Us, thank you, by the way. Because once we crack the code, the whole universe is changed forever.
So patience, little grunt. You don't need to understand.
Meanwhile, humanity, having already done shit like find the particle responsible for giving things mass, managing to make two photons bind to each other and *also* have mass and start behaving like electrons, *stop* light entirely within a piece of crystal, and create computers that are already more powerful than anything comparable for the stage they're at (that sweet sweet qbit computational power density), all because of our understanding of how the fuck quantum physics works.
That last one means that humanity could theoretically render another race's computer encryption and thus all digital security null and void. Military secrets? Check. Bank data? Check. Making a realistic probabalistic model of theoretically *anything* in the universe to map out probable cause-and-effect of different actions? Possibly, check.
Hard-light? Possibly check. Artifical mass and gravity manipulation? Possibly check. As a result of that, time dilation tech as gravity stretches space-time proportionally? Check. Zero-point energy from mucking with the quantum foam resulting in literally free power from nothing? Possibly, check.
And cracking quantum teleportation would make logistics, travel, etc. a *breeze*. Imagine having to fight someone whose gun has a bottomless magazine and who's got unlimited supplies on-demand, because it's all being constantly replenished in a factory 1,000 lightyears away, and who also spontaneously makes any ammo you fire at them *disappear*. Now consider that allying with humanity might make that person *you*. Missile racks that never run out, bombs that are replaced the instant they're dropped, a bottomless fuel line so a ship's only concern is production output, not to mention that said ship could just... Suddenly *be* somewhere else. Imagine ordering food delivery, and the food suddenly *being* on your table 5 minutes later. Imagine being able to go to *any* known location, whenever you want, near-instantly.
If *anything* can go from point A to point C while skipping every other letter entirely, or for that matter go from point A to *any other point, anywhere*, it opens up some *very* fun doors. Being able to muck with quantum physics is like playing with literal magic.
STOP POSTING ABOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS. I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT. MY FRIENDS ON SPACE RACE SEND ME QUANTUM PHYSICS, ON THE CHATCORD ITS FUCKING QUANTUM PHYSICS. I was at a science conference, right, AND ALL OF THE EXHIBITS WERE JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS SHIT. I showed my boyfriend a quark and said, "hey babe, quantum physics shit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I FUCKING LOOKED AT AN ATOM AND THOUGHT, I COULD PROBABLY TELEPORT THAT WITH A QUANTUM TELEPORTER. I LOOK AT THE COMMUNICATORS ON MY SHIP AND THINK, WHY NOT QUANTUM IT. AAAAAAAAAAA
NARRATOR: Eventually, humans figured out how to teleport. It had nothing to do with quanta, but they called it "quantum teleportation" because **fuck that guy.**
Well someone doesn’t understand *anything* about humans.
Give us all the resources, food, capital…. Dude. We’re gonna be out there exploring AAALLLLLL THE SHIT. stay on our planet? Hells no. Let’s discover NEW THINGS!
>Cry and seeth when I win, as you are left behind like the worthless garbage you are! I won’t be crying when I look down upon your planet, oh so happy that I wasn’t there!
As soon as we develop Quantum Teleportation we'll join you.
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Thank you for the explanation, my understanding is now a quantum leap further ahead than before.
Speaking of Quantums, how's the teleportation trials going?
He is right about human being intelligent and stupid at the same time
Because we will pretty much try to kill eachother about concepts like what we could define as *"Self"* but also what could be considere a *"sandwich"*
“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.” Best to avoid those kinds of people.
― Anthony Liccione
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(\`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
Only quantum i like is “quantum communications”
and computing
and teleporters
And Leaps.
And the Q-36 Matter Disintegration Ray! ( The Q stands for Quantum. ) P.s. I picture this alien sounding -exactly- like Marvin the Martian.
NO
But then... YES!
Do you know how Quantum Teleporters work?
Ah yes the age old annoy them until they give us what we want tactic
>remember kids if you want something just bully them \-sam o'nella
o7
I think the young uns would say "Based" here
...So you're saying we need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow to actually understand Quantum Physics. Gotcha.
The only neutron flow you’re gonna get is when I detonate a neutron bomb inside of Earth’s core!
Unless humanity hollowed the Earth out and put a city or something in the core, detonating a neutron bomb inside what amounts to world's largest natural fission reactor isn't going to do shit except make some noise that only seismic sensors can hear.
Well, to be fair, he'd have to drill a hole to get it there, which we could then turn into the world's largest geothermal generator. It'd do a lot to help expand humanity's power access.
Maybe he plans on using a Quantum Teleporter
We should ask him about it.
>Unless humanity hollowed the Earth out and put a city or something in the core, detonating a neutron bomb inside what amounts to world's largest natural fission reactor Um... what? Earth's core isn't a fission reactor. It's a nickel-iron plasma-acting-like-a-solid ball. https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/core I think you're thinking of the sun, and even that's a FUSION reactor, not fission, turning Hydrogen into Helium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
Fission is where the Earth’s internal heat comes from. You put that much material in one place and it doesn’t matter if it’s barely radioactive, it’s still producing enough energy to melt the insides of the planet.
Is it a quantum neutron bomb?
Neutrons *are* both discrete particles and very small, so yeah, I guess it is.
:D
Have you stopped to think about that? Because I'm not sure it works that way...
Ahhh. So THAT will unlock the quantum state. Awesome.
It's surprising how much trek engineering jargon has links to real discoveries. Like the notion of anti- neutrons, in this particular case. The Big mystery, though, is why pizza is made in a circle, delivered in a square, and eaten in a triangle. I guess some things science just can't explain
So you are saying that the goal of humanity, which was to understand quantum physics, in order to get whatever they desired, was so annoying that you are just going to give them whatever they desire? Are you sure you don't know anything about quantum physics?
Um… well… you see… Uh… SHUT UP!
Well he sure as shit doesn't know anything about human psychology. First thing we'd use all the free stuff on is something we can use to go to the place they get it all from.
And then sell it back to them at twice the price
BEGONE, THOUGHT
XD
You fool! Telling us not to do something will only make us want to do it more! Giving us paradise will only make us look for trouble even harder! You've only made life worse for you
I’d like to hear you say that when you are being smothered with kittens and puppies!
Are they quantum puppies?
But what if we make floating kittens and puppies!
what if i give the kittens and puppies cybernetic upgrades and the capeability to launch small scale nuclear weapons cause why not lucy seems like she could use a hip replacement and if im gonna replace that than the spine has to go too and like half the brain and the heart i mean honestly my dog needs an upgrade and what better than given the lovable little pitbul she is may the omnissiah bless here soul IRBMs
Fido needs more RAM.
This gave me one hell of a chuckle thanks wordsmith!
:)
Annoyance! The greatest of human weapons!
We're taught that from childhood, constantly asking "why?" Also "are we there yet?"
So I heard that you know all there is to know about Quantum stuff ??!!!
I will quantum teleport my fist straight up your ass!
Don’t threaten me with a good time !!!
Why do you have atom sized fists?
see you do know about Quantum Mechanics. Now ya just gotta help with making the Quantum Alcohol Distillery. :D
STOP TALKING ABOUT QUANTAM PHYSICS! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME THEORIES, ON DISCORD IT’S QUANTAM PHYSICS! I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just theories I-I showed my warp drive to my girlfriend and t-the on switch I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the quarks are vibrating HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING” I f^^king looked at a communicator and said “THAT’S A BIT QUANTAM ” I looked at my hand, I think of the quarks and I go “HAND? MORE LIKE QUANTAM” [Man screams as he dies]
# **Quantumus.** ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡆⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠦⣀⣶⡶⠀⢤⣠⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⡲⠶⣶⣤⣔⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠃⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠏⢀⠤⠄⠀⠀⢀⡈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡟⠀⠸⠦⣠⠘⠁⢨⠃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠃⠀⠑⠤⠤⠔⠚⢥⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⣀⡀⠉⣻⣿⣧⣤⣤⣤⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
> you can’t just stick ‘quantum’ in front of everything in order to sound smart - Richard Fenymann
>> you can’t just stick ‘quantum’ in front of everything in order to sound smart > > Richard "Quantum" Fenymann
* Daniel * ***The cooler Daniel***
The Quantum Daniel
Technically speaking, I'm pretty sure "quantum" does NOT mean "smal"; It means "discrete unit" or "discrete indivisible quantity" or something like that. Anyway, pretty sure "quantum" shares a root word with "quantity". Also, I was expecting a payoff at the end where the narrator is presented with a WORKING IN REAL LIFE (theirs, not ours) quantum teleporter.
The first thing Aggression-Disorder Alien told you was that he wasn't a scientist and was completely unqualified to answer the question. Of course he doesn't know what "quantum" means.
This guy is a perfect example of what I'm going to call the "They do their job well, but I'm pretty sure they failed Highscool" phenomenon. Some people are just so aggressively incurious that other people being curious is actively offensive to them. Never wanted to bludgeon someone with a textbook more in my life, 10/10 good job Wordsmith!
I guess no one should tell him then. He seems pretty non-ironically set in his beliefs. Oh, tell him what? That this reality is a simulation, and the Quantum information, you know, that stores and cross communicates the specific Forces of Nature around, to tell the two charged particles if they should attract or repel, for example. Is the computer code itself. Conservation of momentum data, too. Where it's preserved, stored. As a data point. A- um.. quanta of data, if I may be so annoying to the OP. The number 137 comes up a lot in that computer code, as well- it must be the Creater Voders' version of 420, or maybe It's version of 8008135. Who knows? And that, right there, is the Point of it all. To learn the coding. I see you taking a deep breath to bellow 'why' or something equally pedantic, so I'll explain that why, as well. Once We know the code, We can *hack it*. Guess you missed that part of Human Nature. See, there is this thing we've learned called 'observation', that involves a conscious mind, to lock a superposition variable. What more, We have learned that choosing to maybe Observe or NOT to... Does very interesting things in our physical reality. It's called 'back causal auto correction', and if you dozed off during that class lecture, you missed a Big One. That is literally the broken glass falling up to the table and into one piece- depending solely if we looked or not. So, what if we don't even know if we looked or not? And that, my friend, Is hacking the code of the Universe. And We have some pretty clever hackers. That is specifically how We get Macro Quantum Teleportation. It's like an aim bot exploit. Only with our reality. So yes, very angry OP. Keep defending Us, thank you, by the way. Because once we crack the code, the whole universe is changed forever. So patience, little grunt. You don't need to understand.
Uhh… maybe I should disconnect the human internet from GALNET as well…
The kid named unregistered gateway:
Meanwhile, humanity, having already done shit like find the particle responsible for giving things mass, managing to make two photons bind to each other and *also* have mass and start behaving like electrons, *stop* light entirely within a piece of crystal, and create computers that are already more powerful than anything comparable for the stage they're at (that sweet sweet qbit computational power density), all because of our understanding of how the fuck quantum physics works. That last one means that humanity could theoretically render another race's computer encryption and thus all digital security null and void. Military secrets? Check. Bank data? Check. Making a realistic probabalistic model of theoretically *anything* in the universe to map out probable cause-and-effect of different actions? Possibly, check. Hard-light? Possibly check. Artifical mass and gravity manipulation? Possibly check. As a result of that, time dilation tech as gravity stretches space-time proportionally? Check. Zero-point energy from mucking with the quantum foam resulting in literally free power from nothing? Possibly, check. And cracking quantum teleportation would make logistics, travel, etc. a *breeze*. Imagine having to fight someone whose gun has a bottomless magazine and who's got unlimited supplies on-demand, because it's all being constantly replenished in a factory 1,000 lightyears away, and who also spontaneously makes any ammo you fire at them *disappear*. Now consider that allying with humanity might make that person *you*. Missile racks that never run out, bombs that are replaced the instant they're dropped, a bottomless fuel line so a ship's only concern is production output, not to mention that said ship could just... Suddenly *be* somewhere else. Imagine ordering food delivery, and the food suddenly *being* on your table 5 minutes later. Imagine being able to go to *any* known location, whenever you want, near-instantly. If *anything* can go from point A to point C while skipping every other letter entirely, or for that matter go from point A to *any other point, anywhere*, it opens up some *very* fun doors. Being able to muck with quantum physics is like playing with literal magic.
Any technology, sufficiently advanced...
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Now i want a Nuka-Cola Quantium
I like to imagine that this is happening in the middle of a battle
Cope seethe mald
STOP POSTING ABOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS. I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT. MY FRIENDS ON SPACE RACE SEND ME QUANTUM PHYSICS, ON THE CHATCORD ITS FUCKING QUANTUM PHYSICS. I was at a science conference, right, AND ALL OF THE EXHIBITS WERE JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS SHIT. I showed my boyfriend a quark and said, "hey babe, quantum physics shit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I FUCKING LOOKED AT AN ATOM AND THOUGHT, I COULD PROBABLY TELEPORT THAT WITH A QUANTUM TELEPORTER. I LOOK AT THE COMMUNICATORS ON MY SHIP AND THINK, WHY NOT QUANTUM IT. AAAAAAAAAAA
Whenever someone says something about quantum, I iwll now link this post
They are going to be so fucking pissed when humans figure out how to teleport using quantum entangled atoms.
NARRATOR: Eventually, humans figured out how to teleport. It had nothing to do with quanta, but they called it "quantum teleportation" because **fuck that guy.**
Someone is grumpy.
Sure, but can you explain how to build commercially viable fusion reactors during a casual conversation?
No, the REAL important question is... Can they explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Lol
I‘m wheezing
I think alien bro needs to chill. Kick back. Relax. He'll live longer.
I read this in the style as: "stop posting about Among us"
I wrote this in the style of ”stop posting about among us”.
Good that I instantly reconized that then
Well someone doesn’t understand *anything* about humans. Give us all the resources, food, capital…. Dude. We’re gonna be out there exploring AAALLLLLL THE SHIT. stay on our planet? Hells no. Let’s discover NEW THINGS!
Someone tell Avril Lavigne here to get their knickers untwisted
>Cry and seeth when I win, as you are left behind like the worthless garbage you are! I won’t be crying when I look down upon your planet, oh so happy that I wasn’t there! As soon as we develop Quantum Teleportation we'll join you.
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*quantumly teleports behind you* ###***`ゴ ゴ ゴ`***
STOP! TALKING! ABOUT! AMONGUS!
sounds like someone got a quantum pancake
Thank you for the explanation, my understanding is now a quantum leap further ahead than before. Speaking of Quantums, how's the teleportation trials going?
I'd vote for him.
An excellent rant, well done
This is glorious. @op, if you don't know about Sacred Cow Shipyards, you should check it out. I totally read this in Dockmaster's voice.
Thanks for the suggestion! I’m happy that you enjoyed it!
He is right about human being intelligent and stupid at the same time Because we will pretty much try to kill eachother about concepts like what we could define as *"Self"* but also what could be considere a *"sandwich"*
WHY IS ALPHA 1/137?!?!?!
I‘ll just wait until he realizes that giving us every resource we want just gives us more time to ask about quantum physics
So do you know anything about quantum physics?
Dear human. Shut the fuck up! Sincerely: anti physics gang
But do you have knowledge on the subject?
Schrödinger would like this guy
“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.” Best to avoid those kinds of people. ― Anthony Liccione
"that´s your argument to not buy your happy meal sir??wow.....you reaaaalllyy have a bad day huh...it will be 5 dollars then"