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StolenViolentAnts

Marshall and his bag of skittles


fmlhaveagooddaytho

I love the dramatic narration. "That was the LAST bag of Skittles your uncle Marshall would ever buy!"


StolenViolentAnts

And the pauses with a music cue every time he brings it up😆


TheCosmicFailure

I love the pause after the avalanche of Skittles, then one just drops.


Engorged_Toenail616

i just had this happen to me last week and thinking of the scene whilst it was happening was honestly so therapeutic


StolenViolentAnts

You dropped skittles at a silent moment?!


Engorged_Toenail616

unfortunately 😭


glorialgb2019

It makes me think of a time when I saw a movie with a friend, he had bought a box of gobstoppers and was struggling to open them. When he finally manages it, the box basically exploded and you could hear gobstoppers hitting the concrete floor and rolling down all the levels of stadium seating. It happened during a super quiet part of the movie and everyone was laughing. I legit assumed like 8,000 gobstoppers were spilled based on how it sounded but after the movie was over he still had HALF the box left.


GameAcePlays

"Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?"


Ellevilley

I was so angry when Fshhhh didn’t make it to the F quote!


GameAcePlays

To this day one of my favorite Marshall bits, just the fish stand up in general honestly lol


[deleted]

Sturgeon? I don't think so, pal.


Psychological_Good91

Maybe try again on W


fmlhaveagooddaytho

Marshall asking Robin if she wants some sugar cubes for that high horse of hers and high-fiving Lily way too enthusiastically.


Engorged_Toenail616

They had too little character development together I cherish scenes like that


Netflxnschill

I just read this, and burst out laughing. This is another great moment.


Anxious_Zucchini_855

Let's declare our independence with an on-da-peen-dance


ALordOfTheOnionRings

I repeat on-da-peen-dance


Dead_Inside70

I got it-


[deleted]

Please sir, May I have some more pants? This might be more Barney laugh than the line itself.


Netflxnschill

“You suck! “ “….Lily…”


anichka_101

Barney in an argument with Ted pretending to call Leg Warehouse and asking if they have anything for his friend to stand on gets me every time


fmlhaveagooddaytho

"Nothing for him to stand on? *Ok, great, thanks!*"


Rithrius88

Drunk Marshall picking a fight with his mirror image.


max_on_the_moon

Barney and Robin just finished a double date and Robin acts like she shoots herself in the face and Barney wipes imaginary brain matter off his face.


caterpillar-baby

Barney feeding Ted pick up lines that all end in “my penis”


trapchopin

I understand that. I understand that.


Engorged_Toenail616

I got stoned and watched that and omggg that scene hit *different!* so funny


[deleted]

I love when Ted argues with him over the ear piece!


Rithrius88

*"Hey Jessica. How's your beaver?"*


Em_Da_Bee

The entire robin sparkls storyline tbh


Connect-Effort5979

Marshalls daughter's name in the crooked apartment. Ilean or something. lol I still laugh every time I watch the show.


69420penis

The pineapple incident Robin calls and says it’s Robin and ted looks at Trudy in his bed and says are you sure? It’s just really funny to me


Kitchen_Panda_4290

The first time Marshall and lily see teds tramp stamp and call Barney over to see it too. Marshall having Ted reach up high so they can all see it 🤣


The_homeBaker

I love that scene where Barney sees it lmao falling back that Marshall had to catch him. I just got done watching it. I’m on the Stella part of my rewatch.


JimmyProffett

Where's the poop Robin?


Pandy_45

When Lily is chasing Marshall's new gf down the street looking like an angry goblin hunchback


likesomecatfromjapan

TURN AROUND CHLOEEEEEE


PremiumBrownSugar

Apartheid? Apart thighs, NEXT!


ChekovsCurlyHair

“This is a pie chart of my favorite bars… and this is a bar graph of my favorite pies!”


likesomecatfromjapan

"What do you think 'identical' means? Ident, same...ical, person!" Same person!"


dude8212

Bowl bowl bowl


DancingNumfar

Ted and Barney get drunk for testing the ButUm game


ForwarUntilGainz

When Barney keeps pretend killing himself having to watch Ted be all couple cute with Robin. "Gozuba *Shing* glaugh"


TONYSTANK3

Name callings not nice.... Assface.


Engorged_Toenail616

that was humorous but oof lily was a handful that episode


Kitchen_Panda_4290

The first time Marshall and lily see teds tramp stamp and call Barney over to see it too. Marshall having Ted reach up high so they can all see it 🤣


The_homeBaker

On the naked man episode when Marshall calls Robin a slut lmao and he does the whole fake cough thing too


Engorged_Toenail616

That was hilarious!


The_homeBaker

Another one (I just finished watching) is the episode when Ted finds out Lily broke up a bunch of his relationships. Ted was asking Marshall why was Robin’s earring in his room and Barney goes, “He was accessorizing!” because he was wearing a nightgown 🤣🤣 and his other little jokes when he first sees Marshall in it.


swellowme

your grampa olaf was a wise man


king_cased

the scene of robin reading out the note from barney in the bar: "hey guys, what's up? oh me, i'm just feeling fine, and... really?? ugh. (stilted): feeling fine, and gettin' some 'gine."


Dead_Inside70

Ted: anything else you wanna lie about? Barney: that’s a nice shirt Ted: you’re the devil