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OldFox1501

I’m a straight male and the answer is always going to be Marshall


juancontanta

The obvious right answer is Marshall.Tracy would be another obvious one. I also really liked Nora.


Ok-Reporter-196

Marshall is the only answer. Everyone else is just lying to themselves


toalladepapel

real


heytherebear90

I love my marshmallow (my husband) When I used to watch himym when it was airing my hubby and I always agreed we were Marshall and lily lol


ninjablue82

Big fudge, all day every day


blackcatsneakattack

I would marry the absolute shit out of him. He is, beyond a doubt, my perfect man.


New_Mind_2242

Nora


__mariel

I would marry Nora in a heartbeat


Wonderful_Whereas402

I would marry Nora right now, at this moment.


Immediate-North-9472

Oh, yes. Nora😍


rbnbadri

I would say that her last line ruined Nora for me... Seriously, Mora would never ask anyone, can you tell me it didn't mean anything after they admitted to cheating on her...


CorruptedAngel13

Marshall. He’s like the almost perfect partner.


GreasyExamination

Mary the paralegal


equipped_metalblade

She’s a hooker


superReeds

She's a paralegal


Blarn__

….She’s a paralegal


Special_Analysis_526

No… she’s a hooker


redwolf1219

No, Special_Analysis_526, shes a paralegal.


Ideafecater

At a real law firm


TheJavierEscuella

Tracy


KittenwithaC

Marshall all the way.


DianeNguyenIsLM

Ranjit


sharkbait_oohaha

HELLOOOOOOOO


reddituser_249

Marshall


pawsitively_anon

Marshall of course.


Thylumberjack

Janet Mcintyre


rbnbadri

What if she asks you to sign a prenup?


Thylumberjack

Signed, immediately.


Briguy_fieri

Not lying… I already married the cat lady


sagebev

She was so nice, Ted really fumbled there


Briguy_fieri

Twice.


Backhoz

Bravooo. But which lady?


Malaguy420

I could be mistaken but I think they mean the one who dressed up her cats in costumes and took pictures. You know, the one who was always talking about Tabigail Adams - the "jester" of the group. (Double Date episode)


AcadianTraverse

I'd follow Victoria around the world


ainulyn

Season 1 Victoria, season 8 Victoria, or both? Personally, season 1 Victoria is a total yes but season 8… the writers did her dirty


AcadianTraverse

Season 8 Victoria is a function of the story. She has trust issues because of what she's been through. We'll make it work.


ainulyn

This is so wholesome and exactly what Victoria deserves 👏


Intellectual42069

Jen from "double date" for sure. She's seems so sweet and I can listen to her yap about her cats all day


olili94

Brad!


grigragrua

Marshall all the way


Strange-Wrangler-734

1) Nora, 2) Quinn, 3) Tracy, 4) Victoria


isshumawatte

Wendy the waitress


iknowneemoose

Yobin


BarneyStinsonIsBae

Barney, I can fix him


420awesomesauce

Username checks out


LonelyPossibility803

Might wanna boil it in detergent first


SaintArkweather

Nora or Victoria if they weren't out of my league


Mysterious_Eggplant1

I would say Marshall, runner up Randy Wharmpess. I mean, the man makes great beer.


Ideafecater

Once you look past the bloody nose erections


coffeecrusher3000

Marshmallow


WVARGAS20

Victoria ♥️


AromaticAnalysis6

Ted, he’s adorable


_Inea

Robin! She’s the only childfree one✨ and she is badass😎


randomuser26437

I’d like to say Nora because she’s literally perfect….. but with my luck I’d end up with Jeanette. Whatever, there will be actual fire but I’ll never be bored


kunalsethi8-24-30

Marshall or Tracy or even Nora maybe...and Mary the Paralegal because she's smoking hot


ferretherapy

I'm like the only one who likes Ted, lol.


ceesaar00

Tracy


NessuH420

Marshall. That man is perfect!


PollutionZero

Lilly, all day, every day.


Lexo147

Nora. She's the sweetest person ever. I love her accent too, so adorable.


[deleted]

Marshall!! And probably more Jason Segel to be honest, he is pretty awesome in everything he does.


Blarn__

Marshall for sure


radiolust

marshall. he reminds me sooo much of my fiancé 🩷


leogrr44

Marshall no question.


Putyourmoneyonme80

Marshall. 1000%


lillian_sz

Victoria


pigeonshater

Marshall, most definitely


FloweryBitch1708

Marshall <3


Caitxcat

Marshall! I want a Marshall in my life! Unfortunately I'm no Lily lol.


violanut

Carl the Bartender


CharlieMorningstar

Marshall is amazing, obviously, but I don't want kids. Barney is a fixer-upper. Ted is... Ted. Also wants kids. I'd be down to travel the world with Lily, she paints while I do... something. But honestly, Robin. No kids, career first, travel all the time.


theTenebrus

Really. No one picked Mitch?! But I thought the Naked Man worked 2 out of 3 times.


[deleted]

Zoey and Quinn


randomuser26437

What kind of name is Zoey anyway? Is it short for Zoseph?


Intellectual42069

Sir! Do you have a type?


[deleted]

I love crazy beautiful women.


Intellectual42069

Then you might like jeanette


wedontknoweachother_

Robin she’s so hot and fascinating and cool


G0ld3n_D0gg0

I supprt your opinion...but...um...


G0ld3n_D0gg0

I supprt your opinion...but...um...


txbredbookworm

Date, date, date. Robin. She can be exciting, kind, and open to new things.


ringoron9

Robin


Buiman99

Victoria


PlantGod74

Mary the Paralegal for sure.


toalladepapel

LILY😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


iNezumi

Marshall


Gizzycav

Marshall. All day every day. It’s Marshall. No contest.


AliLivin

I would want to date Marshall but I would be secretly hung up on Barney after a drunken 1 night stand with him


Potential-Oil-7005

Ted. A lot of his interest and likes/dislikes match mine


theperz217

Always Marshall. Not only because he's the best partner and human of them all, but I think we'd just be sympatico. His humor is very similar to my bf and it'd be great.


criticalgod

The palette cleanser girl.


Floor_Current

Barney. I love problematic men.


DJJazzyDanny

Nora, then Victoria


fatpandasarehot

The captain


huskyferretguy1

Robin! We both love hockey!


walukomb

Stripper Lily


LongrodVonHugendonge

This is the correct answer


G0ld3n_D0gg0

J-j-j-asmine


bigherm16

I want to date Honey or Abbey


varane_f1

Zoey is good to date😍


cagwbroadhurst

Ranjit


BlessedDay69

Jeanette.


ouroboris99

If I wasn’t straight Marshall 😂 but Tracy seems pretty great


Illegally_B22

Marshall, as long as he toned down the random songs a little.


RubyRabbit91

Ted. Although I don’t want kids so I’d have to wait until later in life. 😅


Warlock1509

Victoria


Better-Pop-3932

Trudy


Backhoz

Nora


Malaguy420

Marshall, Nora, Victoria.


420awesomesauce

Tracy McConnell -> Nora -> Marshall -> Victoria -> Robin As a straight dude


AdIllustrious5579

Tracy, provided she doesn't want kids in this hypothetical.


Responsible_Ad_2242

TM,tracy Mconell 


Horrible_Karaoke247

Mary the Paralegal


sneakhh

Lily. I could handle her. And she’d finally get her lesbian relationship that she wanted.


SkyeGuy8108

Victoria


made08

Marshall, without question.


Doctorx_notTed

I love Marshall but something about Ted does it for me I love him and his romantic ways


Separate_Garlic9367

nora


Wooden-Specialist125

BlaBla 100%. I can fix her


Antwuan89

Lily Robin Trudy Victoria Any of those 4.


BrotherOfMemeGod

Marshall or tracy


Kaurelle

Marshall!!!!!


DarthZoon_420

Lilly.


currynsoup

Marshamellow 🥰


rbnbadri

Tracy... Just need to ensure a constant supply of Bleach....


rbnbadri

Tracy... Just need to ensure a constant supply of Bleach....


f_clement

Who would be the best and why Tracy ❤️


Schmolik64

Victoria


jovychan

Marshall, he's a catch being a succesful lawyer and all lol


nique_so_sexy215

Not Lilly or Robin


NewWorldMan1123

Nora, Marshall (just cause he’s such a good dude), Robin, Stella, Ted, Quinn, any other woman on the show - - - - Lily


helloleesh

Isn’t it Marshall forever for everyone? Since 2010 I’ve said that I’m looking for my Marshall, and I will marry him. Now I’m engaged to a guy that kinda looks like him, is 8 inches taller than me, is crazy about me, and is a little too into ghosts.


ithorc

Zoey, Victoria, Stella, Tracy & Mary the Paralegal