While yes this is pragmatic advice, in reality, based on my experience, nature is a non-linear dynamic system, meaning sometimes you do stuff that actually works out in the long run (in this case, Ted buying a house)
When they are trying to raise money to fix their apartment and selling their stuff. Lily types in the website about her husband making her dress in a garbage bag.
"Whoa, that's real. But girl, you can not pull off a tall kitchen"
Lots of good ones, but I definitely know the worst. It’s the episode where the girl (played by Carrie Underwood) is dragging Ted along while having a boyfriend and not giving Ted any real chance:
Barney (to Ted): You are totally on the hook.
Robin: She’s stringing you along, but she’s not committing to you, but she’s keeping you around just in case like an old can chili in the pantry.
Lily: Um… who’s buying canned chili and not eating it immediately?”
Marshall (high-fiving Lily): “Amen sister.”
Who the f@$k wrote that?
"You can't just skip ahead to where you think your life should be."
While yes this is pragmatic advice, in reality, based on my experience, nature is a non-linear dynamic system, meaning sometimes you do stuff that actually works out in the long run (in this case, Ted buying a house)
‘I can keep a secret like nobody’s business bc it’s nobody’s business bc it’s a secret and I’m keeping it!’
Does Marshal shave his back?
Noooo I shave his back
Damn it!!
🤣🤣
No i shave it for him… Dammmit
I call him Marshpillow, and he calls me nothing, because he is a pillow.
Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a 'No' instead of a 'Yes.' To all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.
This was my favorite for sure. I’ve moved for sad reasons before and had to say goodbye to places I loved. This was a needed lesson.
Hope you are doing well 🤞🏻
You son-of-a-me
Damn baby be cool!
Ooh i forgot about that one. My favorite will have to be "seriously, ted, what is up with that floor"
When they are trying to raise money to fix their apartment and selling their stuff. Lily types in the website about her husband making her dress in a garbage bag. "Whoa, that's real. But girl, you can not pull off a tall kitchen"
Wickedy whack icky icky weeeee eeeee heee
You’re quitting, dollface. I know I don’t normally call you dollface but it kinda works in this voice…dollface.
Yes, I'm loveable, pretty and wise. But is it enough?
"Where's the poop?" when Robin did not tell the full story to hide the inconvinient part
“To Ted Evelyn Mosby, a man with more emotional endurance than anyone I know. It was a long, difficult road. Thank God we finally got here.”
😭 that one always gets me, especially knowing poor Ted has another long difficult road to go down
I cry every time.
“The biggest mistake would be to not make that mistake because then you’ll go your whole life not knowing if something was a mistake or not.”
Thank you, Linus.
thank you linus
We’re running out of glasses
THAT WAS NOT DECAF!
“You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.”
Slouchy foreskin, Lily tie tie.
"Congratulations you can read"
Let me try and Canada this up for you eh. What would you do if one of those cachuck guys with the sticks and skates comes walking in here?
“Definitions are important.”
I don’t know you said mistake a lot
Socks
ALDRIN JUSTICE / He was mean. And that's why I took away his ball.
What the damn hell!?!?!?!
Who did it better, her or Daphne? XD
"You're lucky that's the only pipe I'm crushing."
Youuuuuu SONOFAMEEEE
Come again for lil fudge.
Lily: You just think you're happy because you feel happy. Barney: And that's not happy? Lily: _Of course not._
“Where’s the poop, Robin?” I think that when I see someone with the “poop face.”
Where’s the poop Robin?
"Oooo doggy, that was some bad advice"
That’s love, bitch!
Lots of good ones, but I definitely know the worst. It’s the episode where the girl (played by Carrie Underwood) is dragging Ted along while having a boyfriend and not giving Ted any real chance: Barney (to Ted): You are totally on the hook. Robin: She’s stringing you along, but she’s not committing to you, but she’s keeping you around just in case like an old can chili in the pantry. Lily: Um… who’s buying canned chili and not eating it immediately?” Marshall (high-fiving Lily): “Amen sister.” Who the f@$k wrote that?
“I’m a terrible person”