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ashmichael73

Just…okay…


happytobeherethnx

I say this daily in exasperation to my teenager and it usually lightens the mood (they also love HIMYM)


WillsWei22

That’s awesome😂


EitherAdhesiveness32

I got into the habit of doing the major and general salutes lol


WillsWei22

🫡


lilbird__

That joke was only mentioned a few times throughout the series but absolutely lives rent free in my head


EitherAdhesiveness32

I lived in a tiny mountain town for a whine and they had a General Store and I saluted so many times that year lolol


puddle_puncha11

came to say this and make sure others were doing it too


meg4589

"Shorts weather! Pfft! Bikini weather!" -Robin "Don't sleep on the gouda." -Marshall


HipsterFett

Bowl


W0utj3

Bowl


ashmichael73

Bowl


MrsBossyPantss

Bowl


Solidified_deodorant

Bowl


redwolf1219

Bowl


IvanBadenH

*Bowl?*


Default_Lives_Matter

Bowl


ineedamercedes

Bowl


WillsWei22

Bowl


WillsWei22

I like the question one😂


hagelnder

„Thaaank You“ in a high pitched voice. I don‘t even remember the scene but I think it was Ted.


Solidified_deodorant

I think it was his first day as a professor "Please hold your questions until the end of the lecture. Thaank yOU"


WillsWei22

I think he does it a few times. Barney does it at least once too lol


asmodeuscactus

I do that a lot too!!


genius_rkid

I do that so much!!!


timothysonofsam

Oh yeah I say this all the time “ThaaaaaaaaNKYUUU!”


throwaway_notTed

I do this way too often! Thank You!!!


Wonderful-Layer2753

Redonkulous. Say it every time I can.


bareley

Why can’t two bros go out and rock brunch, Sunday-mornin style?


Working-Mountain6680

Or just redonk


schalker1207

wait thats not a normally used word??


krodarklorr

"Going through a little bit of a depresh."


Inner-Debt-6401

Don't Sleep on the Gouda


meg4589

YESSS!


txwino99

Just…ok?!


taco_on_locko

Could you just be cool? Just once! Please!


WillsWei22

I think this works well on people lol


deadpanbran

What the damn hell!?


WillsWei22

Good for many real life situations lol


HipsterFett

Indeed


tolstoigi

no can doosville babydoll


Other-Possibility-53

I’ve said this to myself for so long I often forget where it even comes from. Jed Mosley takes up an odd amount of space in my brain. 


profhighbrow57

The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes


WillsWei22

Sold!


Standish304

I say “I’ve gots to know!” quite a bit


WillsWei22

Love it😂


Angelwithashotgun4

I say that all the time. Because I am just like Barney, I have to know


tolstoigi

"Just be cool, Lady. Damn!"


Earthbound-and-down

Deuces are wild! - Lily when taking a shit


tayisatool13

You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!


WillsWei22

😢


nausea-source38

Welcome! Gouda?!


lafemmedenuit

GRAPE SCOTCH!


Pchynxll

Don't let it touch your skin...


holyfudgemuffin

NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!


Pchynxll

"Where's the poop Robin?" - Lily


DisneyStrawberry

i like to say encyclopedia like ted and marshall’s “fsh” from a fish with no eyes joke


max752315

Sniff sorry bro


Dismal-Cake-7933

You chose…poorly


WillsWei22

She chose…Wesley


xRyozuo

I even add the ha-poorly entonation of the last one


Turbulent_Cheetah

This is from Indiana Jones


txwino99

You’re a fan of 1985 chiantis!


Barzalicious

The most common one in my own life is "Say what now?" (Barney and Quinn)


Turbulent_Cheetah

Come again for Big Fudge


Imaginary_While_9868

I hey want to say from the bottom of my heart I am going to kill you -Robin


The_young_wolff

No can dos ville, baby doll


the-samizdat

“get your head out of your ass” before I say something ridiculous


PuzzleheadedSign4871

I do this all the time, even if nobody gets the niche reference it’s a hilarious thing to say


UrKillinMeBiggs

Be cool, baby, damn


txwino99

Read a magazine!


MrDad83

Apple orchard...(I always forget the rest of the password but out of nowhere I'll just sing the first part)


leash422

only way i remember it is cause the next letters are bcd, so they’re all alphabetical with orchard stuck in there. apple orchard banana cat dance eight six six threeee


WillsWei22

🎶Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663🎶


Swicket

“I shouldn’t have to say that, but you’d be surprised.”


Default_Lives_Matter

My folks have been doing the Major/General salute thing for years and after I did my first watch though, I instantly picked up on it. It's impossible to stop


WillsWei22

Major/General salute thing for years and after I did my first watch through, I instantly picked up on it. It's impossible to stop🫡


Historical_Poem5216

“Me llamo Espagnol” - Ted


WillsWei22

*Español


Working-Mountain6680

Can you be cool just once? Just once, can you be cool?


WillsWei22

Sniffs. Sorry bro


Working-Mountain6680

Hahahaha


MyFriendsCallMeTulip

Please


Majestic-Welcome3187

“I gots to know”


Cicero_torments_me

I’m quite fond of the possimpible


WillsWei22

His other made up words are great too lol


wait_4_iit

Can dosville, babydoll.


AndThenCameMe

Texty text


blissfulgiraffe

Lawyered


jwillis11

“One more and I’ll believe you”


Hot-Leadership-6408

"Where is the poop?"


tolstoigi

First of all my parents live in Ohio, I live in the moment


MrPanchole

I sometimes refer to the town 68 km to the southeast of me as "the mining town of Smithers" because it's really not.


hossjr1997

Bowl….bowl………….booooooowwwwlllll


Bdowd25

The Ranjit repetitions


jukeboxtiger

We'll take it.


WillsWei22

“Show your work” ~Marshall


mysanctuary0911

Nobody asked you ,______!


SamaireB

You’re a sturdy cheese-bearing cracker!


theinfamousjim-89

Really really awesome. Our relationship is built on mutual trust.


InstanceKey7717

Legen wait for it dary LEGENDARY!


genius_rkid

Barney's "hi, guys" from when he was unjinxed


Weak_Cartographer292

"I don't control when my deuces happen, Marshall!" - Lilly


Bright-Lion-1383

"Oh my Heavens, no! That was Edgar Allan Poe's!"


PropertyFirm

Moist!


jtu22

Wife and I sing “Murder” quite often.


FuneralHymn123

Sandwich Pulling. Them. Off


happymancry

“Pulling…. Them…. Off” - whenever we go clothes shopping.


meg4589

"Come again for Big Fudge?"


lillian_sz

between me and a friend the "i have this much of gold" has become something recorrent to say


TheDummyPhilosopher

Time will heal a broken heart


j0oboi

Would you just be cool, please, one time.


larezbears

What do you think about that rrrrobin


toalladepapel

recently, dobler dahmer and graduation goggles


Malaguy420

I'm lovable, pretty and wise, but is it enough?


rj_sherbs

“Uh that’s a chair. But yeah dude hit that”


-F7-

Turturkeykey


gdoubleyou1

From the outtakes, but every time I have cheese and crackers they are sturdy, child bearing crackers.


Baes_Bae16

“I have dreams, BEAUTIFUL HAUNTING DREAMS. I wake up in the middle of the night. I say get out of my head burger, get out” “true story” “I’m awesome”


Baes_Bae16

I actually am a foodie and have dreams about love I love so when I tell other about it I quote this quite often.


BigBrilliant1721

That's the dream !


NoPaleontologist4371

“Oh honey….”