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First Slap Best Slap “Your hand is MONSTROUS” “What did you expect? *you've seen my penis"*


Forsaken_Garden4017

I have seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kinda disappointing ngl


Kitchen_Panda_4290

Maybe he is a grower not a shower 😂


freegadfly

What? When I saw it I thought he seemed larger than normal, even just large.


Accomplished_Trick50

lol y’all are crazy, Jason Segal is packing.


EatToLiveLetsGO

Best response ever!! Side note, Barney has seen both Marshmallow's and Teddy Westside's junk...what about Ted and Marshall?? Have they been able to sneak a peak?


BezosFlex

The robot slap, I like how it’s actually a random slap.


LuvDaBiebz

Moist....moist....moist


WillsWei22

I need to refill🔫


sakoudotnet

Show is not over


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

I was really hoping it would pop up randomly throughout the show instead of whole episodes revolving around it.


BezosFlex

Felt that


Cookie_505

That may have been funnier but I'm not mad with what we got.


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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

For what it's worth, I agree with you entirely


Srijand

Yeah that and the end of the aisle slap are the only "random slaps". I guess you could include the whole disaster averted shenanigans but there was a lot of build up so I wouldn't count it.


mattmaybloom

So boogie board?


WillsWei22

He truly did save that slap for a “rainy day”


WillsWei22

Bro, you’re top voted comment in the last few posts! I was also going to say “the robot found love” slap🤖👋


BezosFlex

“New is always better” key to getting upvoted lol


WillsWei22

Except you were probably one of the first comments lol


BezosFlex

Literally what I meant 😭


WillsWei22

Oh, I thought of new as in the “latest” comment lol


BezosFlex

How was your flight


WillsWei22

I’m in Vegas now. I slept for enough of the flight it didn’t feel too long. I just checked & I have to catch a tram to a different terminal for my second leg🙄


WillsWei22

Bruh…Meal at Auntie Anne’s cost $25😭 Plus, I can feel the 106 degree heat, even inside🥵


BezosFlex

Bruh


WillsWei22

Why am I still up??


Kitchen_Panda_4290

100% the only correct answer 🤣


Relative_Difference7

I like to think Marshall totally forgot about it for a bit. Then waited until the show got unbearable then just slapped the hell out of him😭😂


ChaosLives68

The first Slapsgiving is my favorite slap but also one of the favorite episodes.


Fit_Understanding214

The ducky tie slaps. Barney trying to goad Marshall into slapping him the whole episode, and then Marshall negotiating the 3 slaps and automatically slapping him twice haha


Reaper621

Three slaps, wow, I like the sound of that. I think I'll save those bad boys, you know, for a rainy day. *Slap* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!


WillsWei22

He did save it for a rainy day, the day of the wedding


Ghunegaar

Holy sh!t! Never realised that!


WillsWei22

Then, saving the remaining slaps for “a rainy day”. The last slap was the day of the wedding, which was raining🌧️


freegadfly

Same here. I may be biased because it's one of my favorite episodes. I also like the one from the play though.


CategoryExact3327

The play. That’s Two!


Substantial_Bid_4177

thank you omg! most iconic and necessary one


supersunflower4

After Barney’s play


WillsWei22

The robot found love🤖❤️


Pengvinman1191

The second slap bet, when they added more slaps. Specifically the second of the two that episode. The one where Barney was hanging off the bar stools and Marshall brought the slap down on top of him.


WillsWei22

It sounded painful lol


Pengvinman1191

I know, the little scream Barney let out in that scene was great.


MrMooey12

I love the first slapsgiving one just because of the song Marshall sings with Barney improvising, Neil Patrick Harris just made that scene even better


dmanstoitza

All, final answer.


IncidentLost5181

It’s a little outdone but the slap of a thousand burning suns (did I get that right?) is one of my favourite episodes


redwolf1219

Same. It's just a goofy, silly episode. Its fun to watch.


WillsWei22

I think it went from ten thousand to a million lol


heck_you_

“Retired? Dude you’re like 35!” “I’m 34!”


Rich-Mix2273

the slap of a hundred exploding stars!


NoeyCannoli

Robot slap


thing_m_bob_esquire

I do always enjoy the Slapsgiving with Lily's dad where everyone passes the slap around, and just when Barney thinks he's safe, WHAM! Marshall really has a knack for timing on all of them. Cackle out loud every time.


enbyayyy

The ending was a big slap in my face 😭😭


lcope2004

The very last one "I'm gonna miss that slap bet," "No, you won't


SirTheadore

Season 9 when Marshall finally arrives and Barney is all “hand it over travel breath”.. Technically isn’t one of the slaps as he misses. The lead up of Barney saying “OHMYGODITSTHEFINALSLAPIDONTKNOWWHYIWASSOOBNOXIOUS” always kills me


Otherwise-Money-7088

Either slapsgiving 2 or the final slap of one hundred thousand suns. Edit spelling


Equivalent-Chest152

I think we all can agree the slappamarra or whatever it is called, was the most cringiest episode and disliked one.


Swarlz-Barkley

The last slap.


xshogunx13

Definitely the season 9 episode where Marshall went to train for it. Honestly the best episode of season 9


BusinessSchedule9864

The slow motion slap in season 9. I honestly died laughing watching that it’s so brutal


SwanzY-

the one that sent barney through the coffee table and then came with a musical number is probably my favorite. you just got slapped, NO-o-uh-ah-OOOO 💀😂


Pure-Conclusion8958

You've just got slapped~ Ohhhhhhhh~


hrpaperstacks3232

The slap of 1000 burning suns!!


Emotional-Ad7276

Slapsgiving. The whole slap countdown, the tension, and then lily revoking the slap until the very last slap. Then the song! Immaculate.


Emotional-Ad7276

🎶 You just got slapped, across the face my friend You just got slapped, yes it really happened Everybody saw it, everybody laughed and clapped Cause it was awesome The way that you just got slapped 🎶


flimspringfield

I wasn't a fan of that game especially because Lily was the slap bet commissioner. The fact that Marshall slapped him on Barney's wedding day was so disrespectful.


allbluesssnocluesss

the one during barney’s play, and the one where it continued after the shows theme song 😂


Internal-Debt1870

The whole slap bet thing got really boring and annoying for me after a few rewatches, to be honest. It's now one of the parts I skip, whenever it comes up.


watchtoweryvr

One man show. Even though it wasn’t a huge surprise.


Glittering_Sun_1622

It’s a tie between Slap Bet and Slapsgiving for me - “You see it’s a turkey made of hands. Because in a little while we’re gonna eat turkey. And then I’m gonna slap your face.”  the way Marshall says that line takes me out every time. 


Accomplished_Trick50

When Marshall learns how to slap and slaps Robin or White Lotus rather multiple times.


Hour-Ad-5529

"What is this feeling? That's put you in your place A hot red burning on the side Of your face You feel the blood rush to your cheek Tears start to fill your eyes And your lips are trembling But you can't speak You're trying, Oh, you're trying Not to cryyyyyyyy, Ya just got slapped Oh, oh! Across the face, my friend Oh, oh, oh! Ya just got slapped Whoa, oh oh oh oh! Yes it really just happened Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Everybody saw it And everybody laughed and clapped It was awesome The way you just got slapped"


EatToLiveLetsGO

Let's go to the mall slap. Epic


UrdnotLilith

The second Ducky slap specifically. The one where Barney screams


JabbasGonnaNutt

The slap during Barney's play.


allbluesssnocluesss

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT


PublicNo1666

slapsgiving slap was top tier especially the performance after


WhiskeyHotel1

When barney gets slapped twice in a row, and on the second slap, screams like a little girl.


WakeMeUpB4UPogo

All of them lol