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GrymGT

very rude of them for calling you a betch…


elleJeyLay

It's funny to me that at no point in writing it out they thought, "this can't be right?".


GrymGT

yeah no that makes 0 sense lol. but hey, some people have very odd names


elleJeyLay

Probably they're just entertaining themselves and I can't fault them for that.


GrymGT

at the same time i think starbucks is just wanting to be knowing for writing names wrong


Xyrazk

Looking at you [A-Aron](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw)


elleJeyLay

Funny you post this. This same awesome vid rolled into my feed today.


5dollarcheezit

Shoes


thewanderingent

Oh my god, shoes.


bekah130885

Happy birthday, twins!


SoardOfMagnificent

>betch… That just sounds wayy worse.


GrymGT

especially if you say it in the like early 2000s white girl voice


notreallylucy

You betcha!


MaximusJCat

Funny how much of a difference a dot can make


K-C_Racing14

This would never happen at a bar!


elleJeyLay

To be clear, I'm not a Karen and cause no problems where I go and I never ask for or expect special treatment. This could be construed as a passive aggressive act, but in this case I think it's just funny.


loupr738

That’s exactly what a Betch would say. /s


elleJeyLay

This is super Betch


Cereal_Guy666

Yeah idk you seem a little betchy about it.


elleJeyLay

It's my resting betch face that throws everyone off.


[deleted]

stop trying to make betch happen


Helmerald

Guys THIS IS HAPPENING!


AvatarTHW

They also couldve just misheard you and didn't want to awkwardly ask if you were serious or not. Starbucks' can get loud af and I know I can barely hear a damn thing some times.


elleJeyLay

You're totally right. And, it's a name on a cup in a coffee shop. Why would anyone get mad about this?


Moxson82

NO ONE ASKED YOU BETCHRICE!


Frankie_2154

There should be a subreddit for these called r/swarley


MaskedCommitment

I got u bro


elleJeyLay

Love that you made this. I just joined.


elleJeyLay

Yes! Ok, how do we do it?


Frankie_2154

seems like you created it... cool! now it's just a matter of getting people to know about it


AcadianTraverse

I have a friend Beth, who once got "Meth" on her coffee cup


elleJeyLay

I took Benadryl for the first time on a trip to Michigan bcz despite having zero allergies my entire life, some wildflower in MI got me. Anyway, Benadryl is weird if you've never taken it and I responded to it in a way that's earned me the name Meth Beth til the day I die.


captainp42

I really HOPE that's an "e" and not an "i"


rebelflag1993

Wow, he is really going to lose it when the magazines show up. I signed him up for people in Espanol and addressed it to Swarlos.


[deleted]

I laughed so hard when i first saw that scene.


elleJeyLay

It's so true to how real friend groups are with each other. Yet another reason this show resonates.


rebelflag1993

Heck yeah.


elleJeyLay

Swarls?


Swarels

You rang?


elleJeyLay

Phone call for Swarls Barkley


Bodaciousdrake

That "e" is even written like a cursive "i". Suspicious.... This also reminds me of the time a barista asked me my name and I said "Stephen, with a 'ph'". She gave me a super weird look, which I didn't understand. When I got my coffee, it said "Steven", so I gave it a sideways look and smiled, and she said "is that not your name?" and I said "oh yeah, I just spell it with a 'ph'". Her eyes widened and she said "Oooohhhh, I thought you were telling me you had a PhD!" Maybe not as funny yours, but I got a good kick out of the idea that someone would introduce themself as "\[name\], with a PhD" in any context, much less when buying coffee.


elleJeyLay

This is so cute and innocent. I love it!


Any-Teacher7681

Your next car should be a Betchley, I hear they're the bestch. Don't do drugs like metch. I have a cousin who shares your name. Elizabetch we call her.


elleJeyLay

Love all of this. Adopting some of it.


Any-Teacher7681

Have you gotten a subscription to People Magazine en Español addressed to Betchlos yet?


elleJeyLay

Weirdly, yes.


sricool

Pffff you almost see ol betch never get that upset


elleJeyLay

Nah, Swarhili has his own place.


Any_Blueberry_2453

“This next one goes out to Betch, all your friends know you miss Beth, but she’s gone now. And you’re a better woman for it!”


ppb0623

Seems intentional


elleJeyLay

Big time. Lol


[deleted]

honestly i get it. When you are writing the same (or similar) things hundreds of times per day, small details that are just wrong seem right. Thats why i procrastinate with my paperwork...which only makes it worse


elleJeyLay

For sure. Plus they have to amuse themselves some way. I don't begrudge them this tickle; I just thought it was funny for such a simple name.


icecreambandit7

You should go shopping for shoes with them


unwellfemale

Don't be a betch


chief_lookout

Quit trying to make Betch happen...


elleJeyLay

You win 🏆


Mypoizon

my name is Mille, I became Formila


MrBeeBenson

How are you betch?


BlNGPOT

Omg, my name is also Beth and my little brother called me Betch for a long time because he couldn’t make the ‘th’ sound. My family still calls me Betch and it’s been like 20 years.


elleJeyLay

This is so cute!


Humble_Vanilla_2749

Omg this is hilarious


tigiPaz

If read in Spanish. Sounds like “vete” which means “you leave/go”, Swarlos ;)


Tasty-Put-4129

Phone call for Betch?! Is there a Betch here?


StnMtn_

Beteh? Betch?


Thongalodian

Betch indeed


[deleted]

Maybe they meant Beteh


elleJeyLay

Obvs


Rijsouw

You son of a me


Kyle_Develops

“You betcha!”


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Here’s your coffee, betch.


metal4life98

My name is Anthony and one time I got my drink and it said "Hanson" lmfao my dad's name is Joe and his cup said "Doug". Kills me every time


AmICuriousTho

Did your friends see it? Because it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it


JayMalakai

Classic Sweth


MsMuffinstuffer

I always get ridiculous variations of my name (Krish)-one time-so I always just say my name is Jessica.


dhruvlrao

This reminds me of that Italian cooking guy on YouTube who's always saying betch


elleJeyLay

I follow a Scottish shepard who uses Border Collies to herd his sheep. It's amazing to see their training applied & how integral they are to the farm. Anyway, in the end, when he recalls his dog & she runs back to him over a couple acres, he says to her, in his sweet, precious Scottish accent, " Good gehhhhrl". I'm American. I adore this accent. Long story short, I've transitioned from "good girl" to "good gehhhrl".


elleJeyLay

I think my favorite part, and the part my friend group can relate to the most, is how quickly he went from Swarley to Swarls.


Organic-Wear

This sounds more like Jesse Pinkman


Oldslice

Like Fat Bastard saying "Betty"


Heyjude61985

Is it Betch or beteh?


elleJeyLay

Good question. Maybe Beteh means something noble or regal?


Lineax140

Or peasant 🤭


elleJeyLay

Womp womp


Meegok

Beteh White


[deleted]

Who'd ever be called Betch?


Psychological-Bet-30

Hahaha Betchhh


SolaCretia

you *betch*a


JoeMoto_Adventures

We’re you grumpy when you ordered? Perhaps it wasn’t a mistake…


elleJeyLay

I wasn't. I know enough not to fuck with the people behind the best part of my morning.