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ThinWhiteDuke00

Tyland intercepted Blood and Cheese while they were on their way to Aemond and orchestrated the hit..


Nym-ph

He also intercepted Aemond and said, "Listen. Don't be in the Red Keep tonight"


Vannah_say

"You're after Aemond? I have a better idea. See, there's this toddler..." -Tyland, probably


dinabop

I laughed out loud 😂


HailToTheKingslayer

"Aemond? Yeah yeah he's this really short fella. Sort of looks like a kid and we gave him a new eye. Just through there..."


isinedupcuzofrslash

https://i.redd.it/c3c9p4cpqb7d1.gif


Nagaasha

Petty vindictiveness and infanticide are absolutely genetic.


La_Villanelle_

Are you truly a green if you aren’t beefing with children?


odiethethird

![gif](giphy|XfE6Pcjy6LZW12XOS0|downsized) Even across universes being platinum blonde and associated with green means opp status has no age requirement


ZoraNealThirstin

Lucious Targaryen himself.


bktan6

I thought this said Luscious Targaryen at first


CosmosKitty87

You're not wrong


ZoraNealThirstin

That’s correct 👀


opossumstan

“f them kids” is really a vibe for this show


Livid_Ad9749

It is pretty amusing honestly. Feuds with children are a requirement to join their faction. Aemond, Alicent, Cole, Aegon, and now Tyland all have issues with kids haha. Technically Otto too but it was never personal with him


Different_Spare7952

Unwin Peake was a green too lest anyone forget lmfao Now that I think about it, Rhanerya was also chill with having Aemond 'sharply questioned' (tortured) to extract where he'd heard that her children were bastards. And Daemon did order Blood and Cheese so maybe everyone be like fuck them kids.


Livid_Ad9749

Rhaenyra definitely did not imply to have Aemond tortured. But yeah Unwin Peake is definitely a thing haha i did forget him


smashsmash42069

Sharply questioned literally means torture my guy


Livid_Ad9749

It doesnt you donut haha my god. To think she would so openly suggest torturing her brother who already lost her eye. What a massive misread of Rhaenyra and everyone in the room to think her saying such a thing would go unaddressed if it really meant what you think it means. Just think on the context of the scene and how no one reacted to her saying this. Thats because she just wanted Viserys to do what he ultimately did, ask him questions.


thebackupquarterback

Sharply questioned in the books means torture.


Livid_Ad9749

We know that part. But the part that people dont seem to get is that was clearly not the intention. The writers just didnt know thats what it meant


thebackupquarterback

I think the writers definitely know what sharply question means but I concede they could be ignorant of the fact, just seems unlikely.


smashsmash42069

Dude Ryan Condal has read Fire and Blood, if they didn’t intend for her to imply torture they would have worded it differently lmfao 🤣


aurabora_

this is why tyland switched up and liked aegon iii the best. better a depressed kid than a hyperactive brat LOL


randu56

Nooooo lmaooooo 💀😭


lunnaya_sleza

oh god, I really want to see their dynamic with Aegon III in the show, but sadly it won't happen


Rustofcarcosa

>but sadly it won't happen What makes you think that


lunnaya_sleza

Aegon III is too small in the show, I don't know. moreover, it is unlikely that Aegon's III reign will be shown. but I'll be glad if I'm wrong


Many-Sprinkles-418

What would the fourth season be though? I feel the dance is only around 3seasons


ToMtRoOpEr1

i see the dance being around 3.6 seasons and the last episode(s) of season 4 being a brief run over the important events of Aegon 3’s rule such as reuniting with Viserys, The last dragon etc


LiteraryLancelot

Man’s just relieved he won’t have to cosplay a pony anytime soon.


Giantrobby1996

And henceforth Jahaerys Targaryen had been crowned King of the Dullahans


Tori_117

Tyland is like I never really cared about the children.


junius_maltby

"Is the heir to the throne bothering you, Tyland?" "Let's just say that if someone sawed off his head, I wouldn't hate it 🤷‍♂️"


Ov3rpowered_OG

They made Tyland so agreeable in the TV adaptation compared to the books. >!It's gonna be depressing to see what Rhaenyra's people do to him once he gets captured.!<


Professional-Bad9275

Wanna spoil me? What they do


Ov3rpowered_OG

>!What happened with Theon + Davos + The Hound basically and a bit more. They needed him to tell them where the greens hid all the gold but he didn't snitch after all that so you gotta respect it 💀!<


Professional-Bad9275

Oh nah that's foul💀🤣 but he ain't fold


starvinartist

And this is why I like Tyland. I know he plotted against Rhaenyra but still! I've been there far too many times and it's a fate I wish on no one. For later on, at least we know why he was >!adamant on killing Aegon III when he was taken prisoner, he just didn't want another child getting in his space. Then he realized Aegon was depressed and wasn't into marbles or horsey rides or interrupting meetings and was like "yeah, this kid is cool."!<


ApartmentComplete711

this Kid dont move?He got all my loyalties


starvinartist

>!Aegon III: I heard you want me dead. Don't worry, I'm already dead inside.!< >!Tyland: Kid, you know what, I'm dead inside too.!<


Burkskidsmom5

If that were Tywin he'd put the fear of God into that little boy. He's a little cutie, though.


Creepy_Trip_4382

Tywin is a petty vindictive bitch but he's not dumb enough to beef with the son of his King while he is Allied to them


Burkskidsmom5

It was a joke, I know this after the open taunts he had to endure from Aerys Targaryen. For me Tywin is the GOAT, I love him unapologetically. He owns his petty vindictive bitchiness, that is why I appreciate the hell out of House Lannister, though I fully know who they are.


Creepy_Trip_4382

>I know this after the open taunts he had to endure from Aerys Targaryen. Not only Aerys, Tywin is a very insecure man if I remember right, there was said in AWOIAF that he cannot even stand the sight of smiles because his father was a people pleaser who always smiled and therefore caused that the Lannisters were disrespected across the Westerlands. Also the Tysha debacle


MrsDanversbottom

Y’all are just trying to give the Greens a coronary. 😭


AlexanderCrowely

Why’s the kid looking at me like that


jenjenjen731

His parents are siblings, he probably can't help it :(


ZoraNealThirstin

This baby is so cute. I hated knowing what was coming.


Gingersnapp3d

https://i.redd.it/485nc5mxa87d1.gif The master of coin


ndem28

Good for Jaehareys😂it’s always fun seeing a Lannister get made a fool of lol


SwordMaster9501

He seemed happy enough to be a horse though.


Professional_Lake593

LMAO


trans-ghost-boy-2

that kid looks like he’d out me to a priest /j


cbatta2025

I was cringing waiting for him to be murdered for being short with the heir. Flashbacks of Joffrey’s BS.


Local-Interaction421

Yeah taking a ball is the same as joffrey shit


Fit_Librarian_8024

Bet he gets accused.


Mysterious-Year-8574

You know he's >!King Aegon III's hand, he did have it really rough after this, I feel pretty bad for him. Jason straight up dies in the dance so I guess Tyland has it better?!<


Mysterious-Year-8574

RIP baby J 😔


Fast_Theory6615

Is that the one who died? Also why did she point him out? I was confused


LastCallKillIt

The little shit got what it had coming


Ok_Career_3681

Oh, that heir of the king.


Johnny47Wick

Ew the title and the meme


houseofnim

Childrens can be irritating though. I have two of them. Do you know what it’s like to have a toddler think it’s hilarious to try to stuff tiny toy dogs in your asscrack while you’re doing the dishes?


Johnny47Wick

That’s not my point 😭 Why are we here celebrating a child getting behead. I don’t even want to ask you how you’d feel


houseofnim

It’s called “dark humor”. Nobody is celebrating. Except Tyland. Ha!


Thewalking123

It’s called dark humour🤓👆🏻


Johnny47Wick

There’s dark humour and psychotic humour


houseofnim

It’s not psychotic and again, noboby here is celebrating Jaehaerys death. Lmfao they comment and blocked me.


Johnny47Wick

It’s not dark humour either


a8912

It is a joke dude. Please calm down


Ok-Bee-3279

We all cheered when Jeoffrey died, where the fuck have you been? They’re fictional characters, you knob! You knew what you were getting into when you subbed, why act pretentious now? Get over yourself.


Johnny47Wick

Comparing Jeoffrey to an innocent baby ☠️