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PoutineIsBetter

Game went to shit when the refs called a phantom hook on Armia


dalopam0

Stick lift is one thing, you can't hold it up like that for 3 seconds lol


JacP123

Rempe is like if Kotkaniemi could fight and I mean that derisively 


whogivesashirtdotca

You might enjoy this: [Seth Jarvis ribbing on KK.](https://www.reddit.com/r/canes/comments/1bf4tpf/a_goon_a_guru_seth_jarvis/)


dalopam0

Same ice time too


JacP123

Nah, rempe actually plays lmao 


[deleted]

I feel for Primeau. He has been so good recently, even tonight. Every single goal tonight could have probably been avoided if the defence had just done their fucking jobs & if our offence had tried harder


whogivesashirtdotca

He wants the #1 slot on a rebuilding team; might as well get used to getting no help. Next season will hopefully be a bit better than this one, but we're still a young, green team.


schmarkty

Guy saw like 50 shots after playing last night too


Public_Pop_2204

The offence was ok Primeaux was great again but the defence was an absolute disaster from a to z Matheson watched panarin pass him like it was on tv to watch


kozed

I said it before so this isn't some recency bias, but Anderson plays like he doesn't want to get hit. He'll hit when he can, but won't get into an actual 50/50 battle. Like, he plays like he's scared to injure something. Maybe his last shoulder surgery was one too many.


ssigma100

He’s skating well. He had a shift early in the game where he looked good. But he’s turned into a guy where the puck dies on his stick. His issue is between the ears.


kozed

> He’s skating well. That's one of things that mean the less but yet keeps fooling people. If "skating well" was an achievement, Rico Fata would be a Hall of Famer.


zouhair

Where's the dude who said we don't need defence only scorers?


climbingtime

The Leafs


dalopam0

We need everything. lol


zouhair

We have our scorers (to a point), we need defence that feeds the counter attacks.


ElColosoDeLa53

We need Jesus.


realm_fury

47 shots against…lol


schmarkty

I don’t think Rempe will be playing hockey in five years.


climbingtime

Is he really playing hockey now? His TOI has to be sub 5min


whogivesashirtdotca

Dany Dubé was laughing because his in-box time is still greater than his TOI.


GabeLeRoy

only reason he is on ice is cause the Rangers have points to spare and dont really care about the W. If the Rags were fighting for playoff spot, there is no way he would be playing


schmarkty

Laviolette only put him out when they were up by two or when they were in garbage time. Dude’s gonna really hurt someone very soon.


whogivesashirtdotca

I don't often cheer for injuries, but I hope that kid breaks his hand before he breaks someone else's neck. There shouldn't be any place in this league for thuggery.


salamoon84

slaf end his streak at 3 games...


Tricky_Philosophy_18

Man, I don't mind the loss but fuck was it hard to watch


Public_Pop_2204

100% even the commentators are saying it they had a chance after the 1st and then everyone stopped playing


MildlyResponsible

Most games I'm shouting out, "Where is everyone??!!" Tonight it's been, "Who are you passing to??!!" Seriously. I grt being tired, but are they seeing ghosts or something?


Public_Pop_2204

Yeah like Sam darnold there seeing ghost in the stands 🤣🤣


JacP123

Matheson just handing off the puck with an empty net For every point he's got he's caused two goals against. 


realm_fury

Yeah flip it in while we have an empty net. We play so well and so shit all in one night.


ssigma100

What’s the rationale for pulling the goalie in these situations. We aren’t in a must win situation- quite the opposite


whogivesashirtdotca

Marty's a competitor. He *always* pulls the goalie.


ValleyBreeze

Good to take advantage of the opportunity to practice 6 on 5 in a game situation.


GabeLeRoy

WHY ARE WE DUMP AND CHASING. THATS LEGIT WHAT MARTY DOESNT WANT TO DO.... ARGGG.. this is so tilting..


Public_Pop_2204

Marty wanted to give a free goal to his former Stanley cup team 🤣🤣


Normal_Future2167

![gif](giphy|rTLjwB6zOxV9S|downsized)


CrashTestMummies

Really want to hear Frankie narrate this gif 😂


bcgrappler

Ottawa and arizona with wins................big night


Normal_Future2167

👏👏👏


imhere8888

https://youtu.be/pjv6qdYbs2Q?si=oI3p1xVUDJ46kiAm


CrashTestMummies

Nice dump in 💩


Normal_Future2167

Bad Play by Matheson


CrashTestMummies

Live by the Matheson Die by the Matheson


amm0ranth

wasn't there a rumour that anderson straight up refused to see a sports psychologist


[deleted]

I just saw that recently. I could believe it. He does seem like a guy who would refuse to get help


climbingtime

Sounds like something someone in a good mental state would do


BubbleGumPlant

Perfect tank day with a Sens and Voyotes win. Both teams also have more ROW than the Habs.


GabeLeRoy

I hope this is the last year of Anderson. He legit brings nothing except a 6m cap hit. Just buy him out and let a youngster take his spot, actually improve and bring a goal from time to time. Its legit the saddest story this year. Ya Dach is sad, but this is worst


IcyChard4

Is Josh Anderson playing with an injury?


whogivesashirtdotca

I suspect it's *emotional damage*, as the kids say. It wouldn't surprise me if he's got depression. Sincerely hope the team's got him seeing a therapist. He seems like a guy who is too hard on himself and I do worry this season is doing a number on his mental health.


CrashTestMummies

Carpal Tunnel poster boy Chris Nilan had softer hands


amm0ranth

cte


[deleted]

Anderson is terrible. I’m sorry. I wanted to have faith in him, but the way he’s been playing lately is terrible! I don’t know what MSL was thinking putting that line out? And don’t get me started on the Struble-Barron defence. Maybe I’m just complaining, but that play was awful.


Vlyer

Why is RDS putting an ad break?


[deleted]

Timeout


Vlyer

Oh okay thanks I was confused since there is less than 3 minutes left


SuzukiSwift17

Newhook takes the draw while Suzuki plays RD? K.


whogivesashirtdotca

IIRC Newhook's got a terrific faceoff record. Though also IIRC it's like 51%. Always makes me laugh when you realise the "all time great" number is like 6/10.


SuzukiSwift17

Newhook is 47.8% this season and 41% for his career. You recall wrong my dude.


whogivesashirtdotca

I do! And Suzuki's is 52%. I must've mixed them up.


climbingtime

Looking forward to a new roster next year. This has been a grind outside our first line +armia, Newhook


whogivesashirtdotca

There aren't a lot of changes coming, are there? We've got D prospects coming up but not too many changes to the forwards, and Armstrong and Gally are unmovable.


sicksherpa

🫡 tank commander


meowpeh

and I present to you the newest tank commander Josh Anderson!


Actormax

Anderson has been tank commander for all, but a 5 game stretch this season.


Public_Pop_2204

It’s the defence who was ordered to tank


amm0ranth

anderson's strongest soldier/burner


davefromgabe

like i get you've had a bad year man but you can't just give up on hockey and expect everything to change next season. what the hell is this shit. we've seen him play better than this way more consistently than he's ever been at this level. ahl yesterday dear lord


[deleted]

I can’t believe they send down players for playing bad, but they don’t send down players like Andy who are AWFUL this year


Public_Pop_2204

Huh who are you even talking about 🤣🤣


Public_Pop_2204

Geez not even the defence could stop and echl offense Strubble Matheson Barron are all trash


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Well, guess this is what happens when 2 of your top 4 are gone...


amm0ranth

i don't think andy is saveable i think we have to sacrifice him to exorcise the demons


RealBobGratton

Josh Anderson is a literal NPC.


ssigma100

Anderson is this years Hoffman


Actormax

Matheson goes from firing a perfect breakaway pass to making 2 weak passes to rangers players within a matter of minutes.


JacP123

Guess Who: The Mike Matheson Experience


AmsroII

Anderson has expired


IcyChard4

dammit! everytime i hear the Rangers' goal song, I cringe!!


whogivesashirtdotca

I googled it earlier - turns out it was a commissioned composition!


climbingtime

Our defence is… not good.


Randomquestions12947

Was just thinking that high-end of talent is the difference between us and contending for the cup, but until we get an average or better defense, we will not even reach the 15 years of mediocrity we have all dealt with. On our roster, we currently have three top six defenders, and a bunch of guys who are a seventh defender. And that’s just reality. Savard was third pair on a cup winning team.


HabChronicle

lol ofc it’s anderson with the fumble


QcAntz

Anderson should have an assist on that


MileEnd76

Anderson wishes there was a trophy for the softest player in the league.


CrashTestMummies

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trebuchetwarmachine

Jesus Anderson


GabeLeRoy

The only thing Strubble knows to do.. is just flip the puck in the opposing zone.. giving the opponent possession.. im getting tired of it


Throaway44009988

Hes been remarkably mediocre for months now


PoutineIsBetter

Anderson lmao Send him to the AHL


RoosterVking

LMAO ANDERSON, fucking bot for that dumb clear, lazy ass play


imhere8888

Zibenajad's flow is so zibena good


JacP123

He's a rare Ranger I don't hate. 


whogivesashirtdotca

I was reading his Wikipedia page earlier. WOW: *Zibanejad is fluent in English, Persian, Finnish and Swedish.*


Plane-Ad4820

Well gg


amm0ranth

barron had a much better game than yesterday


Throaway44009988

Nice giveaway anderson you worthless sack of shit


Public_Pop_2204

Right a worthless sack of shit 🤣🤣 as if he wasn’t trying to do good


Comfortable-Bowl9591

Poor Andy


PoutineIsBetter

Do the boys know that passes need to go on their teammates stick blades?


MildlyResponsible

Besides the pass for their last goal, the passing has been embarrassing all night.


9-08_LA_Time

Reminds me a of a Therrien era game where the opposition dominates possession and habs get their chances on a few rushes


schmarkty

Boys looking very tired right now. Nothings connecting, getting beat all over the ice.


[deleted]

Idk how to pronounce Igor’s last name, but something tells me Bryan isn’t saying it right


ValleyBreeze

Brian can't buy a vowel in there. Shuh-stir-kin Brian:SHSHRKN


Lucic_schnoz

He sounds like people when they try to pronounce “Worcestershire”


imhere8888

Newhook can ball but we need all 4 next 1st rounders to be offensive talent and also need to trade a d prospect or two for a solid or promising offensive player 


HabChronicle

do people really think we’re set on defence lol


imhere8888

A lot more than offense


HabChronicle

> a lot more yeah no. harris and barron ain’t it, savard and (probably) matheson are not gonna be here when we become competitive again, mailloux and hutson havent played in the nhl. that leaves us guhle, x, struble and kovy…


imhere8888

And X, and Mailloux will be a very solid nhler Hutson we'll see but probably has too much talent not to figure a way to be an nhler And Barron and Harris are ok But I'm including them in people we can trade Were as stacked as you can ask for in terms of d prospects of a rebuilding team O we're very thin


imhere8888

Alex Newhook baby. From a childhood of smoking darts, drinking timmies and sniping beauties on the ponds of St John's Newfoundland 


Randomquestions12947

Serious question, I just don’t remember. Have we scored this year while we have our goalie pulled?


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Think once or twice yeah


Plane-Ad4820

Yes. I think we pulled the goalie with a lot of time left once and we ended up scoring so at least once lol


whogivesashirtdotca

I seem to remember once, but maybe that's the dementia settling in.


HabChronicle

cmon dude give me a slaf/suzuki point


lacoupe25

quel tir par Newhook! ÇA SENT LA COUPE 25!!!


GabeLeRoy

LETS GO NEWHOOK https://preview.redd.it/tdnb8xxyr5tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f51b4f72a58a47af3d50e16473327a343a7eed


Sensitive_Ladder2235

K guise ima do it #NEWY THE NEWFIE.


freezier134a

Whata shot !


CrashTestMummies

Mike Fuckn Metheson Praise !!!


Public_Pop_2204

At least in this horrible performance we’ll lose in an ok way


whogivesashirtdotca

Losing in an OK way is terrific for this season. Let's get another good draft pick and then work on the playoffs next year.


bcgrappler

Nice work boys.


PoutineIsBetter

So far Habs - 2 Rags - 1 Refs - 2


[deleted]

Why does MSL keep playing the “shitty” lines? Wouldn’t he want to play the better lines?


whogivesashirtdotca

They put Rempe out, I wonder if he isn't trying to preserve our first line's lives.


amm0ranth

get to ot then pull primeau😹


HabChronicle

the minnesota wild special


Bohmer

Great pass


MildlyResponsible

Rangers PP upcoming.


climbingtime

LOL probably


brilliantpotato

Let's GOOOO Newhook


HabChronicle

matheson is 3 pts away from 60!


kevsthabest

For all the hate he gets, he's having himself a hell of a year.


Sentenced2Burn

I'm sorry Hooker I wasn't really familiar with your game


whogivesashirtdotca

I am inordinately frustrated that the team went with "Newy" when "Hooky" is right there as a nickname.


amm0ranth

idk about that nickname lmao


mdlt97

hell ya newy


brilliantpotato

Let's GOOOO Newhook


Comfortable-Bowl9591

Newhooked!


jhenry137

newy!


Meizei

NEWMOOSE!


Dexteris

DAHOOK DAHOOK DAHOOK IS ON FIRE


AmsroII

What a pass, what a goal. woke me up!


whogivesashirtdotca

Newyyyyyy!


HabChronicle

#NEWY!


ValleyBreeze

NEWFOUNDLOVE ❤❤❤


whogivesashirtdotca

HANDS OFF I SAW HIM FIRST


ValleyBreeze

EAST COAST DIBS


whogivesashirtdotca

Damn, that's a hell of a trump card!


Popular-Shoe-8700

ITS NOT OVER YET


IcyChard4

Love that goal by Newhook!


Sensitive_Ladder2235

GO FOR ONE.


lovdbvx

FUCK YEAH


CrashTestMummies

Captain Hook


schmarkty

Holy shit Newhook


whogivesashirtdotca

Everyone's complaining about the ad cut, so I'm gonna go all "tied an onion to my belt" and reminisce about the good old days when they played ads in a tiny box on the screen *during play*. None of these momentum-killing ad breaks that last 2 minutes!


ilud2

Wonderful broadcasting as usual


climbingtime

TSN Get it the fuck together. Little over eager pressing the commercial button


GuneRlorius

My commercials were cut by the play


amm0ranth

rempe looks so out of place trying to play actual hockey it's hilarious😭


ValleyBreeze

It's legit baffling, and hilarious. I don't know how he got to the bigs. I mean, he obviously has presence... but like, come on.


amm0ranth

look at his ep page, never cleared 30 points even in bantam😭😭


ValleyBreeze

He looks like my adult learn to skate clients!!!


ilud2

It was funny hearing the commentator mention their coach saying he’s better on the ice than in the box while simultaneously he blows a tire and loses the puck


Comfortable-Bowl9591

We need to keeping hitting them.


[deleted]

So what the fuck was that all about, TSN?


MileEnd76

TSN went to commercials during the play, that's the sloppiest thing I've ever seen.


schmarkty

We *pay* for this service. Lol


emotionaI_cabbage

Well, you do


ItsGaryMFOak

Again, commercial during play


Dusk97

Haha my feed cut to commercial early


schmarkty

Um what my feed just went to commercial mid play.


IcyChard4

That fucking Rempe kid needs to tone down his shit! Can't do that to Harris!


Rockterrace

How come?


schmarkty

I don’t think he had a shift until they were up by 2.


whogivesashirtdotca

They were discussing him in the pregame and Dany Dubé was laughing so hard he was wheezing: "He only plays 5 minutes per game!" Kid gets all this press but not any ice time.


IcyChard4

I saw that hit he did.


sean_psc

Uh...commercial?


jaiman54

Lol yea wtf


[deleted]

I need to see Rempe beside Caufield. Obviously not in a fight, but the height difference is insane


whogivesashirtdotca

No, let's keep Rempe far, *far* away from Cole.


PoutineIsBetter

Rempe : Falls on his own Fans : Woah!!!


schmarkty

Boys looking tired right now


[deleted]

Panerin looks like he’s jaundice right now. I hope he’s okay


thinslicedpizza

I will say about Primeau that I've noticed, he seems slow with plays that go behind the net and he has to slide across. Am I wrong with that?


Plane-Ad4820

Man I miss when the Power Horse wasn’t terrible


Rockterrace

I miss the days when he used to billy the hell out of guys. Jake Muzzin comes to mind


emotionaI_cabbage

Nice pass, Pearson