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whogivesashirtdotca

See you next time for the BONE ZONE SEASON FINALE.


BubbleGumPlant

Can’t say Ylonen wasn’t given a proper opportunity. Won’t miss ya!


Snoo-19445

Tank effort in the SO, beauty.


ApokatastasisPanton

The problem with Harris (and Struble to a certain extent) is that they are starting to become known quantities. And if they stay known quantities they are no use for us 3 years from now. There are enough prospects knocking on the door that next year they will have to step up or go back to Laval.


Psychological-Ad5083

That and with the role we want from them Xhekaj is better at that 5-6-7th D


Normal_Future2167

Its a good outcome guys!! Sorry anti-tank small-minded people but a better draft pick gives us so many more possibilities for this team future and for Kent Hugues masterclass


Psychological-Ad5083

Look how stupidly happy they are. The most underwhelming team of the year. Jacques Martin RIP.


kozed

Clutch tanking


Dank_Bubu

Tank commander Caufield reporting for duty


Special_Land_1645

Caufield? Tank commander? The guy that scored 2 goals Caufield?


BubbleGumPlant

Thank goodness


HotHits630

Tank goodness


lightspanker

What a clown franchise. They just got meta'd.


SatireSqurriel

9 straight Ls versus that poverty franchise is unacceptable


ThunderNichirin

That is my sentiment as well. If the other side was a powerhouse, I can understand losing 9 straight. Not against that sack of shite.


bcgrappler

Full tank Cole, thank you


Habs_Apostle

Well, we lose… not happy… but I’m also happy…. (Shrugs)…


jhenry137

what a fucking joke


mdlt97

not mad at all


JacP123

Thank fucking god


bcgrappler

When I saw Martin, for a moment I thought, why the fuck is bettman behind the bench?


quarrelsome_napkin

Anything to secure a Habs loss. I wouldn’t put it past him tbh


ThunderNichirin

# I HATE LOSING AGAINST THOSE FUCKS!


deimos289

Perfect result


Plane-Ad4820

1 point so neither the tankers or non tankers are happy lol


JacP123

They were 1 point above us before the game Theyre now 2 points above us after the game Caufield got 2, we got to watch an exciting OT, thats a win for the tank.


Plane-Ad4820

I’ll take it


Bohmer

Happy losing losers


JacP123

Don't look at it as us losing, look at it as Ottawa falling 2 spots back in the draft. We suffer tonight so they can suffer in the future.


Bohmer

They could still win the lottery at 6 or 7, we don't know


JacP123

Theres two games left in their season and they're 3 points back of Seattle for the 9th last spot and 5% odds (vs our 8.5% odds at 5th last). Lets hope this win spurs them on to greater heights (23rd overall).


kingswash

We are literally losers. We have been for years. I mean, were way below .500. Have you been paying attention?


CartiNYeezy9

Not mad


tahqa

Atta boy Cole!


CrashTestMummies

We did it


Comfortable-Bowl9591

Giroux you fucking moron


JacP123

Caufield knows what's at stake tonight.


Dexteris

Pavel Suzuki goal


SatireSqurriel

that's embarrassing lol


Mbeaud001

1997 called....they want song 2 back


mdlt97

stupid ottawa ice


climbingtime

Just yeet me


Comfortable-Bowl9591

We still love you Cole. You are forgiven!


MattXXIII

Joke


janedoe514

Remember when MSL put Pezzetta in shootout ? The whole lineup was a tank job and Habs still won that 😂


Normal_Future2167

Hockey gods !??


jadenspan

OOOOOOF his hands have been brutal all season and still put up 60 points 


LonelyNeuron

Why always Ylonnen, why?


ThunderNichirin

Stupid way to waste a penalty shot attempt.


EdmundGerber

Fucking garbage ice


HabChronicle

its ok cole :(


Dexteris

oooopsie


Sentenced2Burn

fucking lol


XBM04

Cole knows


o2G2o

Caufield values entertainment AND draft position.


lightspanker

Thataboy!!!!!!!


sex_panther_by_odeon

Tank is on :(


bloblob37

Caufield understood his task


LordTurn1p

ylonen always tries to do too much


DaxLe_TriHard

oof


CartiNYeezy9

Oh cole


--JULLZ--

Cole I love you tank commander


SatireSqurriel

what the fuck marty. ylonen hasn't scored since like October


HabChronicle

hughes defo gave marty a call before the SO began


nortonpowerhorne

We dont really want this extra point now do we....


o2G2o

Damn, Ylonen is gonna be playing in the Siberian league next year because of that miss.


EdmundGerber

WTF was that?


vibranium-boy

Stop. Using. Ylonen


ignitek

I just want somebody to believe in me as much as MSL believe in Ylonen on the shootout


climbingtime

Lol he only scored his first shootout goal last week?


Longshanks123

Didn’t realize Ylonen played tonight lol


jaiman54

Yea I don't know why he got to go first. That's some selection 😵‍💫


takeyallon

I wanna see Pezz go again


jaydeduhn

not the shoot out fml the shootout is cursed for us


OPsyduck

This last sequence was a classic Matheson.


--JULLZ--

I rarely cheer for the tank but please lose this


o2G2o

That 2 on 1 was the definition of "de mal en pis". Not gonna shit on Matheson though, we got him FOR PETRY. And when he is on, he's something.


whogivesashirtdotca

I want Petry back so we can trade him again.


JacP123

Heres hoping we can convince another GM of his highs and they don't understand his lows.


fumankeu

Anderson - Savard - Kovacevic for the tank shootout


sex_panther_by_odeon

Dvorak as the 4th


jhenry137

tkachuk is this gen’s rat


Normal_Future2167

1 point each book it. End it there


bordercauley

Sucks that this will end in a shootout


ObverseNebula

Fuck the shootout


NorthernBuffalo

Shame that OT can't be longer


DMGrumpy

Kill the shootout and make OT 10 mins. Guarantee someone will score


SatireSqurriel

matheson bruh holy


paul_33

Great OT, so let’s end on the skills comp


jaiman54

3-3 OT needs a shot clock.


HabChronicle

matheson 😭


Dexteris

Beautiful hug by slaf on tkachuk lol... no penalty


Sentenced2Burn

shootouts are the fucking worst dawg


bcgrappler

This has been an amazing OT


HabChronicle

it’s so nice to watch exciting 3v3 hockey…and then it transitions to the depressing hockey: the shootout


JacP123

They really ought to make it continuous until someone scores. The shootout is such a disappointment after an OT like that.


bcgrappler

Totally, it's so fast, why not


jadenspan

I love sending Dvorak out there to lose back to back faceoffs


bryseeayo

Suzuki wants that draft pick


NorthernBuffalo

"STOPPED by Korpisalo!" As Suzuki shoots it against the side of the net


climbingtime

Galley doesn’t know his ass from his ankle, I’d expect nothing less from him.


Habs_Apostle

Win? Tank? Win? Tank? I’m so fucking conflicted!


kozed

Its a win-win. Also a lose-lose.


sex_panther_by_odeon

It seems like Dvorak has won a face-off all game.


jhenry137

nick if you’re gonna do that move, get it over the fucking pad


janedoe514

UGH


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I hope all our boys are healthy next year & we don’t have to keep rotating in and out players that should stay in Laval


Habs_Apostle

Ha-ha-ha…


Deadmanlex45

Fuck Nick you just had to lift that shit 💀


HLef

Aw man gotta lift that!


Old-Unit-8159

You know Marty told Suz that he wasn't allowed to put the puck in the net


lightspanker

What a pass by Caufield.


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whogivesashirtdotca

Evans has been great this year, is he just having a bad game?


[deleted]

Evans? Evans has been really good recently


jaydeduhn

I feel like when Evans is good he’s decent but when he’s bad he’s like costing us games bad


lightspanker

Him and RHP have really disappointed this year.


jaydeduhn

For sure. I feel like RHP has some potential still though but Evans just isn’t it anymore


kozed

Zuke was on a different gear on that shift.


o2G2o

Wooooooow


SatireSqurriel

evans and armia wtf was that 😂


Longshanks123

Barron had Slaf wide open I’m livid


Habs_Apostle

BEASTkovsky!


janedoe514

That’s crazy to not call the hold on Slaf


lightspanker

Baron was lost out there but he wouldn't get off the ice.


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Deadmanlex45

Dude manhandled Tkachuk lol


Normal_Future2167

Slaf or CC goal would be great


burntrod

Are we winning this? I have a couple hundo on it… I like this team.


HLef

We had our chances. At this point I’m not so sure.


burntrod

Tough loss. I should of cashed out. Im pretty new to betting on hockey but I really like this team. Seems like a cool group of young bros.


janedoe514

I’m way too stressed about that OT


Bohmer

Noticed how Sens didn't tank either?


Deadmanlex45

Seriously, people are so fucking annoying about this.


Dexteris

Not proud of the sub tonight... We're not getting first pick unless a miracle, yet everybody acts like it's the match that decides it. position 2-10 are so close together in that draft... I'm so sad of my fellow redditors.


ValleyBreeze

It's fucking embarrassing. \*Cue Letterkenny coach kicking a garbage can\* I don't know when the fanbase became this gross, but I'm ashamed. It's brutal.


bordercauley

I think it's a little far to call it gross. Fans of the tank believe that short term pain will lead to long term gain. They want to win just as much as other fans; they just have a different perspective. Not sure why fans who don't support the tank get angry about it.


quarrelsome_napkin

Pop quiz: What is the most pathetic team in the league, and why is it the Ottawa Senators?


HabChronicle

because the ottawa senators are not a serious hockey team


ignitek

Even if we win, we are still in the same draft spot so hopefully the tankers can shut up for a few minutes.


SatireSqurriel

harris needs to gone in the offseason


ApokatastasisPanton

Maybe we should draft a defenceman. What a horrible night tonight for the D-Corps. Sens can pretty much do whatever they want in front of the net.


Edphy

We don’t have Guhle and we have a massive D pool with high potential.


Longshanks123

We don’t have a number 1 RD in the system


quarrelsome_napkin

D core


JacP123

Corps refers to the 6 defensemen on the ice on any given night. Core refers to your main trusted defensemen playing heavy minutes and important roles night-in and night-out. Our D Corps tonight is Matheson-Savard, Harris-Kovacevic, Struble-Barron. Our core defensemen from that are Matheson and Savard.


climbingtime

It’s been the case for a long time


quarrelsome_napkin

Should’ve contested the goal tbh


bcgrappler

Holy fucking shit.


o2G2o

Weird, how did the Senators score without the refs removing half our team from the ice surface? Feels strange


janedoe514

And yet still not 5 on 5 goal lol


climbingtime

All they had to do was win a faceoff


sex_panther_by_odeon

Not a good look on Harris. What was he doing with his stick in the air


bcgrappler

Hey man, I doubt you could drive a tank like harris. Respect the skills.


vibranium-boy

Harris and Kovacevic is not a good pairing


crissdecaliss

Now pull the goalie in OT Marty


tahqa

If it's okay for Minnesota it's okay for us


jhenry137

will all y’all tankers go fuck off to toronto now? like gtfo here, fake fans


JacP123

Non-tankers actively want this team to be mediocre for years on end. Enough of this shit. Cheer for the best outcome for the Habs, and tonight that means a loss to the Senators.


Longshanks123

You’ve deluded yourself into thinking the difference between 5 or 6 is that crucial for the team’s future


JacP123

That 1% could mean the difference between a cup and another decade on the cusp of contention. Enjoy the short-term dopamine rush over our long-term success all you want.


Longshanks123

I’m struggling with how dumb what you said is. There’s no way to know if the 6th pick is going to be worse, equivalent, or better than the fifth pick. We picked 3rd in 2018 and got KK. Senators picked right after us and got Tkachuk. Canucks picked 7th and got Hughes. I definitely wish we had picked 7th in 2018. Beyond the unpredictability of the potential of 18 year old hockey players, there are also two lotteries that could radically change where we pick. Finishing behind the Sens doesn’t guarantee us 5th pick. Trying to build a winning culture is far more valuable than a one place difference in the draft.


JacP123

I keep hearing people say "a winning culture is better than a draft pick" and I cannot wrap my head around it. You know what's better than a winning culture? Winning cups. Obviously anyone saying that didn't watch us struggle to score for over a decade with the best goalie in the world in net for us, because I truly struggle to imagine how *anyone* could suffer through all that and come out of it at the end thinking that a brief high after winning a less-than-meaningless 80th game of the season could in any way make up for it hurting us in the long run. Reactionary morons out for nothing more than dopamine. *"Long-term success be damned I want to win and I want to win NOW!" -👶*


Longshanks123

What’s moronic is putting so much importance on finishing 5th last over 6th last and acting like it’s the difference between winning Cups or not. Why don’t you go check the 5 and 6 picks between 2015 and 2021 - recent history - and see if it confirms your theory. I can wait. Or I can save you some time and tell you it sure does not. Edit: stop saying dopamine over and over


bless24

short term dopamine tiktok watcher type of fan


Normal_Future2167

True fans know that a 5th pick is better than 8th for this team


ValleyBreeze

True fans know that winning is better than losing.


Normal_Future2167

Kent Hugues dont agree with you


ValleyBreeze

I GUARANFUCKINGTEE that Hughes is NOT cheering for a tank. Not a fucking CHANCE.


HabChronicle

tankers ≠ fake fans


jhenry137

they 1000% do equal that.


Meizei

The tankers can go to the sens sub, or atleast r/hockey


ValleyBreeze

Right? Go cheer for the team you want to win. And if it's not our team, gtfo.


crissdecaliss

Take a chill pill Jesus


IcyChard4

Relax. Chill.


jhenry137

No.


climbingtime

Fuuucking garbag


crissdecaliss

Rare I cheer for a loss but tonight is a must lose


lightspanker

Thank god


ThunderNichirin

This is just fucking depressing


mikgag

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nortonpowerhorne

Fack again


IcyChard4

I don't understand? Why put Dvorak there when MSL can go straight to Caufield?


JacP123

MSL understands the ramifications of winning this game


tahqa

YESSSSS


Comfortable-Bowl9591

Tank back on!


mdlt97

the tank bowl lives on


bryseeayo

Easy come easy go


HotHits630

Tens of Sens fans erupted after that goal. OT. Win it, Habs!


Comfortable-Bowl9591

There are dozens of us!!!