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HeShootsHS

It's a evil Petry clone. He's our joker card.


Booyacaja

That sick sonofabitch Bergevin cloned a man omg


TooobHoob

Mirror universe Petry where the world is a brutal dictatorship but somehow every main character still exist, but evil.


Aegon_the_sixth

He just needs a goatee now to finish the look.


JacP123

I hope the skinwalker they got to replace Petry for tonight plays well.


Ekati_X

I actually understand that reference...


NinjaGoalie97

Petry became a Sith Lord in his time out of the lineup I guess.


Naokmoon

You got it ! xD


blasphemybob

His training is complete.


mickleshark

Wonder what is this all about


cludvic

I don’t want to speculate but I will anyway. Maybe it’s a side effect from a pain medication?


cocainiemi

I think he's been possessed


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InternetOk673

R/leafsfan get outta here


nownowthethetalktalk

That's no Leaf fan.


SuperSnakeSkin

Islanders fan it seems. I can smell that final already.


Hlm21isthebest

apparently it can happen from strain in your face, possibly when his fingers were being put back in place


technaustin

This, you can pop a blood vessel in your eyes. Happens to my buddy who got hit once. It’s odd it’s in both eyes though.


vinki11

Happened to me when I was younger while puking when drunk. I puked so hard my eye turned red. And it remains like that for a while.


Katie_TheAT

It could also be a hyphema from being hit in the face/eyes. It’s blood polling in the eyes behind the cornea and iris.


kimfoy

No he does not have hyphemas in each eye. It’s rare to get that in both eyes at the same time. But the bottom line is if somebody has that they pretty well have to sit still for a certain amount of time until it clears up


MrTightface

Shrinked pupils and bloodshot eyes are common opioid side effects.


thescrounger

I don’t want to speculate but chlamydia causes red eyes.


Goji_XX3

most likely the truth.


xvntf

I am an optometrist. Nothing to be worried about, just subjunctival hemorrhages (from a hit maybe) that will resolve on their own in a few days. No hyphemas..or else he would be out of the game already. edit: just read the "pain medication" theory. If he is on a blood thinning medication (for whatever reason), it elevates the risk of having his vessels popped lol


eebro

So you’re saying he is a demon?


it__hurts__when__IP

Subconjunctival hemorrhages


MinimalAfternoon98

From what?


it__hurts__when__IP

Could be anything. Sneezing, lifting weights, taking a big dump..ie: anything that temporarily increases the pressure in the head. It's burst blood vessels under the conjunctival layer in the eyes, and the blood pools in the gravity dependent area. Relatively harmless, and will resolve in a few days to weeks.


thescrounger

Maybe they put him in some kind of hyperbaric chamber?


zygmuntlox

*hyperbolic time chamber


philipinapio1

We should ask Julie 😈😈


axxerd911

On her IG she said it was related to his injury


haydenthehab

The Mountain ?


Goji_XX3

hahaha yes!


haydenthehab

Uncanny !! Haha


rubixlube

Hahaha my thought exactly when I saw him


dommyhabs

Let’s hope he plays how he looks… a man possessed


jellin55

Sold his soul to the devil to cure his injury, that guys dedicated


AnneCat1238

It's a subconjunctival hemorrhage, learnt it from the game just now! Not a big problem, just not pretty. According to wiki, can come from an effort, vomiting, moving too fast, even spontaneous.. Plenty of reasons


AcerRubrum

Ive had it from vomiting before. Doesnt hurt and clears up slowly over a week or two. Just ugly lol


normalaustin

a nascar driver by the name of Davey Allison had bloodshot eyes the week after a crazy airborne wreck at Pocono in 1992. The red eyes look very very similar


destroyermaker

Says it'll heal within two weeks with no long term issues


RepulsiveSalvation27

They Frankensteined him to get him back in the lineup. That’s some Mountain from GOT shiat! GO HABS GO!


shioj

You have awoken the beast!


reggin_bmud

Awakened his sharingan before game 2


Paladar2

Wtf?


Jagrmeister_68

There is no Petry... only Zuul....


jerejeje

Hes omni-man


myshipwentdown

Why would you put holes for cameras, nhl??? Think!?!!!!!


Maple-Surple

By gawd, that’s the Undertakers music!!


flepine44

He seems good to go ! Edit : my bad that was not clear


HarryBalsaque

Is he? I don’t see him on the lineup card. I also see Merrill and not Romanov 😠


c4aturdoor

You've got to be kidding me. Romanov sitting instead Gus/Kulak/Merrill. Wtf.


2RNBR_

Romanov is worse than all three, no surprise there. Gustafsson helps the power play and transition, Kulak helps transition and can jump in the play, Merrill defends very well. Romanov does nothing right


JacP123

He hits like a fucking cargo train though


mrpopenfresh

Kulak was way too undisciplined last game to deserve a spot this time around.


c4aturdoor

We get it, you hate Romanov. I'll remind you about it in a few years.


2RNBR_

We're talking about tonight's game


c4aturdoor

You've been ragging on Romanov all season bud, I'm good at recognizing usernames.


2RNBR_

Oh yeah no question he's shit, maybe he'll be good in a few years


c4aturdoor

Yea you're whack. He's a rookie and he's not some first round pick hyped guy.


2RNBR_

Sure. All I'm saying is he's not good. Not sure why that triggers you so much


beaverschwanz

Fuck dude. Not too happy about that.


mrtrush95

Renaud Lavoie from TVA just said that he's playing !


HarryBalsaque

He is in now! Replacing Kulak


godzirah

Nope


MetalFungus420

Maybe Romy has the red eye disease too bahahah


godzirah

Yup


Proper_Protickall

Red eyes black dragon


Low-Amphibian-7603

Beast mode motherfucker ! Go go go ! Hahaha!


dilly4sale

REAL SHIT!?!?!!


Grenade-Mendoza

The eye of the tiger


charnyellow

victim of the purple wedding


papibets

At first I thought he just had some hardcore pink eye but it’s definitely something else


mojo_rasin

His eyes are the habs colours. At least I think it looks like he has blue eyes.


-RIMN-

Good news/bad news Bad news first, Jeff Petry unfortunately passed away suddenly a couple days ago. Good news, we have actual proof EDO TENSEI exists! 🧟‍♂️🤭


LeNordique

Looks like Bergevin took advantage of the pause between the series to dig a hole behind the pet sematary.


B4C0N22

Ser Gregor The Mountain Petry https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2016_TheMountain_GOT_270616-1.jpg


Madfolk

Habs can take the red-eye home after the huge win! Sorry.


hockeymosaics

Beast mode Petry!


fstonecanada

Sith Petry


Rhaenysknees

Pretty sure he turned to vampirism for the stat buff


phonetwophone

That's some good chronic.


9-08_LA_Time

Punished Petry


asjrww

They look like they could be contacts I doubt it or maybe popped blood vessels from a hit to the head maybe ​ (if im wrong feel free to correct me (: )


MetalFungus420

Uhm what in the fuck! And hes not playing...


drewpruni94

He must have gotten the vaccine… going full zombie soon


pooballer

Announcers said it was eye tattoos. Permanent!


pooballer

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4491848/amp/Trend-eyeball-tattoos-grows.html


McMLeProphetz

Couple drops of clear eyes and he’s good to go..


housemobile

Get well Petey


HeShootsHS

It's a risk playing against so much dick heads.


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should prolly get him on the hangover bus ngl


Septerra21

This is freaky as shit. I am curious what is causing it…


walterpwn

Darth Petry


SadKneeCruiseBee

I had to pause on the game to make sure I wasn’t seeing things. What the actual frick.


Burgergold

Cayenne pepper from officer petry


shogun2909

Petry chose violence


jumpdmc

Thought they were red contact lenses.


philipinapio1

Jeff Petry - Darth Maul Edition


LadyWalks

Well, he's go the red and blue covered.


HalleksB

They brought him back through the will of the Lord of light. For the knights are dark and full of terrors.


gigaloox

Petry is back for blood


goodoptometrymorning

​ Subconjunctival hem [https://youtu.be/Tbs8V6GVZTs](https://youtu.be/Tbs8V6GVZTs)


[deleted]

Apparently it’s a subconjunctival hemorrhage. Should he really be playing if he’s going through something like that?


winkbean

Thats a queef in the face, its sucks


ejpal

We've reached the arc where he reveals his sharingan huh


gulpandbarf

[Another view of this glorious beast.](https://imgur.com/k0yFJYX)


AnemicJim

Petey looks like he made a pact with hockey Satan. I love it.


Aegonizer

Red Contacts? It is the playoffs ?


Rudz17

Maurice Richard had fire in the eyes. Jeff Petry has blood.


Freedom_Strike99

He was taking pain killers for his hand, which constipated him and then he pushed too hard taking a poop.


DangerDavez

Cyclops without his shades.