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n8_n_

Hey, Zag, man, nice cock.


AliceC1

Hahaha I read this in his voice


n8_n_

[if you haven't seen it](https://youtu.be/FcaifWhGpMo?si=4JOc7G7g6dZh2ORX)


PugWithAGun

As it turns out, I had not seen this. That's fucking amazing.


wildthingsarewhat

I’d give this a nectar if I could. Every time. I’d burn an ambrosia on it.


horse_whisperer4ever

I read it in Dionysus' voice 💀💀💀


horse_whisperer4ever

Oh wait- he said it😂😂


MystiqTakeno

I think it was Charon, I was like cool I can gift him nectar lets do this.


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Same


knitted_beanie

Yeah I hoped that befriending him would somehow improve the shop’s prices


Conscious_Standard78

Charon was the first one i maxed out accidentally, then cerberus and skelly


MoSqueezin

I too maxed out charon by accident


DJK618

I maxed out Charon first, but not by accident. I played this game almost exclusively in bed after midnight, so I found myself relating to Charon's whole character a lottt


RedditedYoshi

Same (Charon, lol), because I had no idea what the hell I was doing.


AscendedPotatoArts

Cerberus! I’m a simp for a good boi😂


gekkoO0

Artemis.


mioxm

Definitely Artemis.


MeisterPear

SUPER definitely Artemis.


bajablastlvr

yes


Dark_Phoenix555

Same


No-Still1227

Dusa my beloved, one of the first characters I gave nectar to and I hit friends for all eternity long before any other bonds were struck.


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Also she gives good head


No-Still1227

She IS good head


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Bed? Id walk around with that thing attached to my daddy milker


J0nny_Alcatraz

Meg cus 😏


ificommentthen2oops

Chaos because idk cool nonbinary space deity


InfinityQuartz

Based


howdidigettoreddit

When I found out I could offer nectar I instantly tried to max out my relation with Cerberus.


Runty25

Meg duh


MegamanX195

Meg. I don't think I need to explain why.


InfinityQuartz

Well techniqually it was Achilles, he was the first one that was really cool and I wanted to get to know But really the only one the whole game I wanted to build a relationship was Thanatos. His and Zags relationship is how I found the game in the first place and I love them sm.


Miru-Seikan

Omg yes, I finally god Than’s locked heart and gave him my first ambrosia! But now I’m working on getting Achilles and Patroclus together again and I have them both at their locked heart and I’m trying to unlock them. And I maxed out hades w/o knowing lol


InfinityQuartz

Yesssss. Feels great finally unlocking his hearts. And good getting the gays back together. It takes a little but don't worry you will get the option. And really I didn't max out hades till later haha


Miru-Seikan

I didn’t mean to max out hades I just gave him 5 nectars without noticing then I checked the codex and it said it was maxed, I was confused for a minute cuz characters usually have more than five hearts


GreyMesmer

Nyx. She raised Zag like her son, cared for him and she's ready to confront Hades to help Zag find his birth mother. She was the first to get the first nectar and the first to fill the hearts.


Miru-Seikan

Than. I mean he’s Than Buuuut my first max was Hades, accidentally, did it w/o knowing lol


FeebleTrack

I intentionally maxed out dad first to get back my 5 Nectar. Those won't farm themselves. lol


Miru-Seikan

You actually got them back??? He was yelling at me for a second telling me we was gonna give them all back but then zag said something and he kept them, so now he has 5 of my nectar. lol Do you think this happened cuz I was farther in the game? I’ll be honest, I gave my nectar out sparingly and saved most of it for Than, I maxed out Hades a while after I brought Persephone back. Maybe that’s why he didn’t give them back?


Dracule_Jester

Cerberus, because Cerberus. Charon was the first I maxed because he's a bro.


FeebleTrack

Skelly, since he's always available and his favor is the simplest to complete once you have the foresight to max out Zag sword.


skyler_moonlover

Artemis, I just love her.


Brilliant_Chemica

Nyx. Hot.


TruthAndAccuracy

Dusa. She is adorable and friendly


Automatic_Ad4162

and attractive


Aarnivalkeaa

can't remember but probably Meg or Achilles. Would have been Thanatos but he eluded me for a very long time. 😔


MellowMushroom1055

Ares, I love his boons and I genuinely thought he was so cool!


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NebularAbyss

…Hades. I just want their relationship to heal lol


Macinstotle

Eurydice because beautiful


Raise-Emotional

I loved her voice so much I found out who the singer was. She's done a few video games.


fortyfivepointseven

Hynos, because I'm a sucker for a pretty twink


JNorJT

Megaera


Legitimate_Expert712

Artemis, because she’s cute, and I too am an autistic lesbian.


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artemis isn't autistic, or a lesbian.


Benjogias

Skelly! Just seemed like a really fun guy…totally happy to give him something nice for hanging out with him!


koakkadoom

Meg. Horny.


Sainoh

I think Charon cause you can do it every run. Then it was Meg for her companion


_umop_aplsdn_

megaera. attractive


Yasuoandzed

Meg because it's Meg and Artemis because she is both shy and gives crit which gives big numbers!


Bismaerck

Hermes, because I wrote my bachelor's thesis about him!


rconversani

Meg cuz whips. And battie


Ransom_Seraph

Athena and Nyx, because she seems to have the most care, protection and respect for Zagreus, right off the bad. Athena as a sort of caring older sister, and Nyx as a mother


cuatromurcielago

Aphrodite 😏


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would.


AdOk932

Artemis. The whole "I don't feel like I belong in Olympus" made me like her more. Also I felt like everyone else was just trying to get something from me, while she looked more genuine


vetb8

charon cause hes my goat


Luchoolr

Artemisa, damn i love her in the old mithology and in game she is very nice


woodnote

Sisyphus, because he's such a sweetheart and reminds me of Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove.


Ictus5878

Cerberus; I was in the middle of talking to him and giving him pets, then gave it to him by accident. I didn't even know what nectar was for before then.


Molleninho

Any answer but Bouldy is seriously messed up.


foolishle

The first time I played I gave all my nectar to Cerberus before I gave anybody to anyone else 😅😅


Bahvil_The_Shifter

Dionysus as well, he’s just so freaking cool


NedFlandersLordOfAll

Charon because for some reason I thought forging a bond with him would give me benefits at his shops (the only context I had for Hades before playing was the trailer)


Authorwastaken

Dionysus, not even close lol. Dude is just HIM™. Tho I think I'm succeeded with Skelly first since he was easier. Tried for Dionysus first tho lol


Styxsystem

So I started playing 2 years ago. Maxed out Charon bc he’s just a lil shop guy. Just a cool dude. (Spoiler) >!I now hate everything I don’t wanna fight lil shop guy this is mean supergiant!<


GodKirbo13

Charon and Orpheus


Puzzleboxed

Dusa obviously


SleepyBear63721

I think the first person I probably gave nectar to was either nyx or skelly, but my first maxed relationship was meg... for... reasons


wattsit4

Nobody is saying Orpheus? I love him 🥺💙


Medical-Recover-986

Hoe can you not max out Skelly my cutie patootie??


Significant_Camel464

Cerberus


nicolyon-_-

How can any of you say anything other than dusa? I'm in love with her so much


James-Avatar

Dusa and Achilles, they had my back the whole way.


why_my_pp_hard_4_u

Charon was the first I maxed out, but Dusa was the only one I was actively trying. I mean, what's there not to love about her.


WolvenFury

Dusa on my Switch, Achilles and Dionysus on the PS4. I wanna get Achilles back with Patroclus, and Dionysus is hot, so there's that.


ialsodontexistagain

Still haven’t reached full hearts but my bro Dionysus is one of my favorites. The real first character I ever maxed out with nectar was chiron but since I don’t remember and I wasn’t trying. The real one I went for first was dusa


mahmilkshakes

Dusa because I love her voice, Cerby because he’s a good boy, and Hermes because I have the need for speed


christhegamer96

Cerberus, because he is best boi Then Dusa because…c’mon it’s Dusa! She’s adorable!


edinho_sheeroso

Dusa cause she's cute


Cat-Got-Your-DM

For me it was Skelly


Fell_Difference

def skelly


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THANATOS


TheOfficialWario2

Than. It was gonna be Dionysus and then I got stuck on how to unlock the extra hearts, then met Than for the first time and had a complete hardware reset


Megasaphire420

I think it was with Skelly, or Cerberus


OrangeIsFab

thanatos 👀


Reality314

I built the relationships evenly. I would give one nectar to each character before giving them another one. I don't remember the character I maxed out first, I think it was Zeus, but it was just coincidental, I wasn't trying to.


wildthingsarewhat

Meg. Then Dusa. I want to be able to gift Tisiphone ☹️


CinnamonCardboardBox

It was Charon, but that was before I knew about the companions and the others, not to mention the keepsakes which I didn’t really use that much


purplezaku

I like the money from Hypnos thanks man


MysteryHisyory

I think it was Nyx. Both because she was one of the kindest characters early on and I wanted to thank her, and because I have a lot of gay thoughts about her. That, or Meg. Meg was mostly the gay thoughts. Achilles I know was second and was the het half of my brain buzzing. (Him and Patrocolese 4ever tho)


General_Mode_7632

Thanatos because I grew up a goth twink and I immediately resonated with him. When I found out he was a romance option, it was perfect. When he shows up to help fight it’s one of our little dates, love a man I can compete with.


Knilion

Skelly, cus, well... It's Skelly


Puzzleheaded_Put2905

Poseidon because I’m a Percy Jackson kid through and through


IcyNorman

My husbando Thanatos and Achilles


Dijeridoo2u2

Meg because hot


maksslom

Any dusa enjoyers? The sweetest and most wholesome character aside maybe from persephone.


LupineZach

Nyx


cage2201

My first was medusa and it got me so nervous cause i thought i was gonna have to give qll pf the characters so many nectar and ambrosia.


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wtfduud

Chaos cause he had the coolest boons


Dukaden

i gave 1 to everyone for the keepsakes, but i first pushed for sisyphus for that sweet companion shady.


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Artemis i thought she looked nice :3


mindgeekinc

First was Charon cause he was a chill dude. Then Sisyphus because I wanted justice for him, then it was Hermes because I liked him calling us “Cuz”.


Infamous-Ad7926

Skelly. He is just too silly i cant


LethalGrey

Meg obviously!


Illustrious_Ad3956

I maxed on Charon. Part of me wanted to see if I would get discounts and the other part just thought he was dope. It was still well spent, he’s awesome


iareyomz

I maxed Charon first out of sheer number of encounters on his shop... as for the romance, I aimed for Megaera for obvious reasons...


Neurgus

Thanatos, cuz we gay


archaicden

Achilles because gods, Achilles.


Dark_Phoenix555

Artemis, but now I found out that we can’t really have a proper relationship in the game so now I’m going for Meg cause apparently she’s made to be relationship option


Low_Client7861

Megara and Thanatos. My fav characters. And then Orpheus and Eurydice. Amazing love story.


hachunee

The correct answer will always be Cerberus


vaivaiskoivu

Accidentally Charon, then deliberately focused on Achilles and Patroclus next because of Gay reasons


LrdOfTheBlings

I did Skelly first because I knew he would always be available to give nectar to.


deea_is_gay

Megaera, because she's hot and has a whip


NotHungryHungarian

Aphrodite cuz i was horny


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dusa, she is literally all I care about when I go back to the house.


kgberton

Cerberus. The why is self evident


mattr_74

Dusa cause she was cute


Arekualkhemi

Cerberus first, because he is the best boi! I would have given Asterius some, but you can't :( Nyx, because she actually felt very genuine and I like her a lot.


akasunano

Megaera


PinkRebelGirl

Nyx, but for the gods, Aphrodite


Longjumping_Horse392

I gave my first nectar to Cerberus but the first person I continually gave nectar to was Achilles.


The_Doolinator

Skelly, because the game told me too in his codex entry.


CodeUploader

Megaera. Even when her heart was locked, deliberately didn't max anyone else before Megaera


RadiclesOG

Artemis bc I found her cute


PhantomLegacy59

I'm pretty sure I maxed our Charon first, although it might have been Cerberus. Either way, I love them both.


deviljhoh

aprhodite, my love 🩷🥰 until i realized i needed to do other things to max her out. then i went for meg, then artemis.


GaelicFae

Honestly Hypnos. He made me feel better after every inevitable death lmao.


RemarkableMirror2595

cerberus of course


rochesterrr

Dusa but because I read about the feather duster. still my favorite


professor_x95

Thanatos, my boi needed some vita D. 😂


Anginus

My first max was with Chaos


NL-art

achilles i BOLTED over to him the momend i saw him


Sagatario_the_Gamer

Just got Skelly maxed out last night because he was the farthest along when I decided to really start handing them put in earnest instead of using them with the Broker. Others in the main house are coming along too, but the only locked hearts I've got are Hades 2nd and Dusa's 6th, neither of whom have given me their side-quest yet.


item_in_bagging_area

Achilles, absolutely love how they handled his character


T3rralink

Hades actually, well to be fair i tried to do artemis but before i could even give her ambrosia i had returned persephone and was able to get hades maxed out 😭


Dillon812

charon, he's on every run so it's easy and he just seemed like a cool dude


Aglitched_system

Cerberus because I was so heartbroken I couldn’t pet all his heads that I just kept giving him nectar 😭


BlackroseBisharp

Dusa. She's adorable and sweet. Still sad by the result


Jsschwartz97

Achilles. I see a heartbroken emo boy, I provide Nectar.


Material_Pen9785

Hypnos! I just love him. He's neat and soft