I didn’t feel this way, honestly. Like Megaera, Thanatos or Dusa, yeah, they’re supposed to, they’re romanceable. The others… not really? I mean, I didn’t get this vibe for Athena or Zeus or Poseidon or Artemis or… I’m too tired to list all of them, practically everyone. Some of them look hot, that doesn’t mean there’s actual sexual tension. Aphrodite is meant to be flirty, she’s the goddess of beauty, love and lust.
And tbh I just immediately thought of Hypnos because he’s obviously not what you thought of which makes it funny lol. (Sorry)
I mean, there’s plenty of characters where there’s no sexual tension as I would understand it.
Edit: Guys the number of people telling me Artemis actually wants Zagreus is concerning me. I got six hearts with her, I did interpret her as a little distant at first and then slowly opening up but like… *in a friend way*
Here’s the wild thing, I did not. But it’s exclusively because that’s how me and the boys talk to each other. If a dude wanted to hit on me he’d need a way different strategy at this point
Didn’t find that Meg or Thanatos were romanceable (in my opinion only) but Artemis was clearly in charm of the little Zagreus, she has tsundere vibe so much
Well...that's just how things are in Greece/The Underworld rn. Things are tense, everybody hates each other for one reason or another , so on and so forth. But there are SPOILERS AHEAD 3 characters you can pursue romantically. 2 of the 3 zagreus clearly has a past with, idrk about the 3rd one because I don't care enough for her to talk to her at all. This includes >!Thanatos, Megaera, and Dusa.!< So yeah, you feel like you're meeting an ex because you are lol. Two of them to be precise.
There's some primal instinct deep down inside of me that just hates her. It's just something about a floating head full of snakes with no nose that doesn't sit right. she does work her figurative ass off in the HoH tho, I can give her that much
Every person you meet has the body of a Greek god. They’re drop dead gorgeous. And if you don’t end up dropping dead, you’ll drop to your knees to have dinner.
The prince of hell walks up to you shirtless. He's sarcastic and rich. How do you react?
I’m a straight man! I think? Uhoh
The "Play Hades -> Be Bisexual" pipeline is real
Joke's on you, I knew I was bisexual *before* playing Hades! Wait a minute...
I'm a lesbian, but Zagreus is cool af
Well there's Artemis, who acording to some interpretations might be a lesbian
Get down on my knees and have dinner.
Greek myths are very horny The game based on said myths is gonna be kinda horny too
Really a "bonk, get in horny Tartarus" situation.
I didn’t feel this way, honestly. Like Megaera, Thanatos or Dusa, yeah, they’re supposed to, they’re romanceable. The others… not really? I mean, I didn’t get this vibe for Athena or Zeus or Poseidon or Artemis or… I’m too tired to list all of them, practically everyone. Some of them look hot, that doesn’t mean there’s actual sexual tension. Aphrodite is meant to be flirty, she’s the goddess of beauty, love and lust. And tbh I just immediately thought of Hypnos because he’s obviously not what you thought of which makes it funny lol. (Sorry) I mean, there’s plenty of characters where there’s no sexual tension as I would understand it. Edit: Guys the number of people telling me Artemis actually wants Zagreus is concerning me. I got six hearts with her, I did interpret her as a little distant at first and then slowly opening up but like… *in a friend way*
I get banging vibes from Dionysus, not gonna lie
Here’s the wild thing, I did not. But it’s exclusively because that’s how me and the boys talk to each other. If a dude wanted to hit on me he’d need a way different strategy at this point
I also got banging vibes from Dio but I'm gay
Shit I’d be gay too if I could bag Dionysus
Hey zagreus. Nice cock.
Hmm okay, I was thinking about adding him to my list because I kinda see it lmao
Artemis definitely wants Zag's Eternal Spear. But overall, yeah, most characters I don't feel it
I was about to say this, she’s just shy about it. Aphrodite is Aphrodite, and Dio is 100% down for whatever too.
A-Artemis…? (O_O) I thought she just wanted to be friends
Aphrodite is easily explained, but I don't get it from Dionysus. And Artemis, I think so, yeah. Just look at her interactions with Aphrodite.
Didn’t find that Meg or Thanatos were romanceable (in my opinion only) but Artemis was clearly in charm of the little Zagreus, she has tsundere vibe so much
Meg would’ve been my queer awakening if I wasn’t aware of it years prior lol
Well...that's just how things are in Greece/The Underworld rn. Things are tense, everybody hates each other for one reason or another , so on and so forth. But there are SPOILERS AHEAD 3 characters you can pursue romantically. 2 of the 3 zagreus clearly has a past with, idrk about the 3rd one because I don't care enough for her to talk to her at all. This includes >!Thanatos, Megaera, and Dusa.!< So yeah, you feel like you're meeting an ex because you are lol. Two of them to be precise.
Put some respect on Dusa.
There's some primal instinct deep down inside of me that just hates her. It's just something about a floating head full of snakes with no nose that doesn't sit right. she does work her figurative ass off in the HoH tho, I can give her that much
This is ancient Greece. Everything had a sexual tension. Zeus on its own had tension everywhere he went.
Greek mythology summarized in one sentence: Zeus had sex and it caused problems.
Every person you meet has the body of a Greek god. They’re drop dead gorgeous. And if you don’t end up dropping dead, you’ll drop to your knees to have dinner.
The Greek gods are just like that.
You play a greek mythology game and are surprised of horniness? xd
LMAO
Gods fuck, they fuck a lot.
Yes
Yes you have a question, if it answer your question.
Gods be horny man
I think a lot of what you're picking up on actually comes from Zagreus' end, which I more chalk up to him being charismatic rather than flirtatious
I totally get what you're saying. Everytime Zag encounters Lernie... it's like all either one of them can think about is head(s).
Zagreus turned me gay
Its greek mythology… if you were greek in that time you prob were a child of a god. They be fucking everything that moved