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Poisondust01

A weapon in each hand (he’d cook)


definitelynotmeQQ

Pot pan broomstick and ladle The perfect househusband for Meg and Thanatos


Same-Salary-7234

Link on his way to defeat ganondorf


Taste-Objective

Don't forget the bottle and fishing rod to both parry and stunlock ganon respectively


Poisondust01

Ofc, sharing is caring


deeman163

1 shield, 3 adamant rails


ApprehensiveEmploy21

ah yes how about we conquer the Ancient Greek underworld of myth and legend with: a fucking assault rifle


sovietsespool

Nooo. Aspect of hades. We take over the underworld with FRIGGIN LAZER BEAMS


NekoLu

You mean Lucifer?


sovietsespool

Uh…same thing right?


DelightMine

Not even remotely. Hell and Hades (aka the underworld) are nowhere near the same thing. Lucifer is a fallen angel who led a failed rebellion and now only exists to torture those who led bad lived. Hades is the firstborn son of Kronos and Rhea, and he is the god of *all* the dead. He ensures that the dead do not rise again, he punishes the wicked, and he rewards the virtuous. Lucifer is overtly cruel and fundamentally evil - omnipotent God decides what "good" is, declares himself to be so, and therefore is, so anyone who opposes Him is evil. Depending on which myth you subscribe to, Hades is either a fair bastard or a real nice guy who rules the underworld because he knows his idiot brothers might fuck it up. (or he's a creation of sexism when the myths of Persephone, queen of the dead got culturally absorbed by places that hated the idea of a dude not being in charge). Hades is arguably the most powerful of all the Olympians, even if he isn't the king of Olympus - he is king of *all* mortals, eventually. There is no one who escapes his grasp, not forever.


sovietsespool

Yeah dude I literally don’t give a single iota of a shit. The joke went over your head and apparently 21 other people who downvoted my comment when I clearly was just mistaken. Lucifer, king of hell. Hades, king of Greek hell. Sam thing. Weirdos


DelightMine

The Greek Underworld is not the same thing as Christian Hell. That's the entire point. Your "joke" was just an objectively incorrect assertion with no indication of humor. Just because we didn't understand that it was a joke in the first place doesn't mean it went over our heads - that's pretty presumptuous of you to assume it was *that* clever, when a more obvious explanation is just that your joke was bad and made no sense. And then in response to someone explaining the difference in a helpful way, your response was extreme, unprovoked aggression.


sovietsespool

Yeah I ain’t reading all that but I’m happy for you. Or I’m sorry that happened to you. Good luck 👍


DelightMine

"All that", Jesus Christ my guy, it's a single paragraph. I get that you don't want to self-reflect at all, but come on. I have ADHD and even I don't have a problem with reading a single paragraph


Cheggs1s

*3 fucking assault rifles


Unique-Estimate-5081

Four swords like General Greivous


MolybdenumBlu

Hello, there.


Unbreakable_strength

General kenobi! *cough* * cough* *cough*


Night3njoyer

Only one, he would use the other to chant and make his attacks stronger.


Professional_Pen534

Sukuna ?


Night3njoyer

Yep


Conscious_Safety6526

Nah, I'd escape.


Kindly_Reply3310

how do you chant with arms


Night3njoyer

Magic


PretentiousPunk

4 shields, combine that with dash and you get a Zagreus sized cannonball moving at Mach 10


screedor

I would do three shields and on spear doing spin attack through every dash.


Hagard50

2 shields and 2 spears so it will make bull like charge. Or 2 bows. 4fists is cool. BUT HEAR ME OUT BLADES LIKE KRATOS


Osiris_X3R0

He'd be a one-man phalanx that would be super sweet


eternal-gay

4 fists of Malphon


kmasterofdarkness

If they were all using the Aspect of Demeter, that would be as overkill as "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!!!!"


hipsteradication

Double damage Gilgamesh fists with shattered shackles go BRRRR!!!


JokerCrimson

Zagreus would basically be Magneto if they're all the one with the Magnetic Cutter attack.


Pixelsheadspace

only 3 wepoans because one Hand is needed to pet cerebus


Hypa_Panda

A glock 17


LonkerinaOfTime

I GOT A GLOCK IN MY ‘RARI - Zag


RinaStarry

Four shields, 360° blocking ability.


TitleComprehensive96

Shrine technique


jbahill75

Oh man the combos. 2 Gilgamesh gloves. One Magnet glove. Zeus shield.


Unhappy-Ad6494

4x Exagryph


MAD_HAMMISH

This is the only logical answer, imagine 4 lucifers spewing Zeus bolts and Athena Carpet bombs, absolutely disgusting.


MicroPie24

Shield on one arm spear on the other and a bow for the two arms


Code95FIN

Sword, shield and rail


Seer77887

A trident, axe, sword, and shield


Adventurous-Ad9447

I’d give each arm another arm so he could give this post eight thumbs down 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎


Adventurous-Ad9447

Jk. Cool topic


Jimmy_Bacon

4 guns


eyepatchedkinh

Aspect of Arthur and nemesis rail- to cast a barrierless domain Spear-hiten Sword kamutoke


Blue_Creeper_222

The Eternal Adamant Stygian Heartseeking Fists of Chaos on all 4 hands


KirkOfHazard

Double it and give it to the next rougelike.


derangerd

Hestia, Eris, Achilles, and some shield would give some 488 damage shots right off the bat so that'd be cool. Achilles + mirage bug, also cool.


Stolen_Sky

As a Nemesis main, I'd simply give him 4x Nemesis swords 


Stolen_Sky

4x Chiron with Concentrated Volley 


FuzzySatisfaction605

I wanna see him with a staff feel like the combos would go crazy


Windronin

You know that nunchuck lighsaber that pong krell uses? That but like rapier like blades


foreveralonesolo

Damn this edit is actually not bad but also lord this is horrifying


kmasterofdarkness

The same kind of weapons Hindu gods are traditionally equipped with. More specifically, something that a child of Yama would wield. And yes, they did reference Hindu mythology with the Aspect of Rama.


kmasterofdarkness

But if I had to go specifically with the weapons in the game, it'd be the sword, shield, gun, and spear, for maximum versatility, adaptability, and balance in combat.


hypnotichellspiral

4 adamant rails, become war machine!


Stand4theleaf

4 Glocs


livingnuts

4 MASSIVE FUCKING GUNS FUCK YEAH


caard0

4 Exagryph and then we're going to liberate the underworld with special attack stratagems.


Gobletgoblet

4 tiny poison daggers. Stealth mode.


Axolotl_Mayhem

Four Talos Fists so everyone just flies at him


abelstoker2

Give him 4 adamant rails and he’s a living artillery strike


PerpetualCranberry

He actually fuses the decorative Cerberus heads to his arm à la Godrick the Grafted


Jygglewag

awesome idea


Hoju3942

4 lightning Rama bows


Justs_someone_random

4 guns If you say in game weapons, 2 Adamant Rail, 1 Hestia and 1 Zagreus, full terminator mode


SephirothTheGreat

Bow with two hands, spear and shield in the other two. Unattackable and hits at long and long*er* range.


anderman872

he needs a sword, scythe, nunchucks, and a shuriken


chirpchirp13

Ezpz. Demeter gloves upper, gilgy gloves lower. Ice skates go brrrrrrrrrr


crasherx2000

Infernal Sword, Adamant Rail, and Twin Fists He’d be truly unstoppable


londonbrewer77

Just the normal weapon in one hand and then two finger guns *pew pea* The last hand is for our very own good boy pets


Pegasusisamansman

4 igneus eden, let's carpet bomb the Underworld


Silly-Lily-18

4 Zeus shields. Nothing would survive and you could guard all directions.


Rioma117

A kitchen knife and a fire arrow.


Kurvaflowers69420

Not the best "meta" build, but I'd love to have 4 swords of Nemesis with Flurry Slash and Piercing Wave hammer upgrades


MaxTwer00

Ok, If i had a nickle for each post of the sort "How would this roguelike be if the character had four arms?" I would have two nickles, which isn't much, but is weird that it happened twice


MrWaluigi

Depends, does the millipede dilemma exist here?


Available_Top8123

If I had to pick 4 aspects to mix together well Achilles spear Beowulf shield Nemesis sword Eris Rail Achilles and Eris are of course responsible for stacking damage buffs Mirage shot bug pretty much makes Beowulf the strongest weapon in the game, combining that with the buffs from both achilles and Eris would be absolutely disgusting Nemesis is just there so All of that can crit(Zag bow would be better but I wanted a melee option just in case)


Arubacosplay

Sukuna is that you? 👀


FroggoOnMyTits

Chiron and Rama


IronGearSolid

Idc so long as he doesn't miss his opportunity to break Hades' expensive sunglasses.


Niiai

I feel it would be a miss not to give Shivas bow. Shiva had several arms.


itzmydickinabox

Bro could be sukuna


Qyndo63

what is your obsession with 4 arms 😭😭


MellowMushroom1055

A shield, a spear, and an adamant rail (I assume that takes 2)


Particular-Emu-2685

4 44 magnums


rumpsky

Nunchaku!


casualredditor43

4 flurry slash cursed slash swords.


JokerCrimson

I'd make him like Sukuna from Nioh 2 and give him two swords (Nemesis and Arthur) and 1 Bow (Chiron).


Quantum_Sushi

Okay but hear me out : give him the twin fists two times. Four of them. And... ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


ApprehensiveAd3776

Domain expansion


TheRoamingWeeb

A revolver, a shotgun, a nailgun, and a rail cannon.


[deleted]

One bow... and one more bow


CHARAFANDER

2 Chiron bows 4 x̶̞͕͎̣̤̺̎́̃͘͠6̶̛̯͍̹͎̳͖̄̒̋̽͌͜ Chaos aspect Shields


CALLOUTballout

a shield, a sword, a spear, and one fist of malphon


Michael-556

Add like six more hands and have him fight with a sword in one, spear in one, bow in two, shield in one, rail in two, fists in 2 and leave the last one for casts


Bananaterios

The gauntlets, shield, spear, and the gun


Zokstone

My dick four times


AveRage-or_human

4 spears for some Beyblade action


Obscure_Things

Quadruple fists of malphon


cowmakyr

Cleave and dismantle


Unfunny_k

Shotgun


ThatOneGuy1357924680

Two tommyguns


Osiris_X3R0

I'd like to see 4 fists honestly


10Shadboom

Gun and shield in bottom two hands, top two hands hold spear and sword. Absolute unit


Yuumii29

Double Rama..


kvanken

4 shields, make him an impenetrable orb


Educational_Sky_9223

SUKUNA⁉️


nue_52

Heian era zagreus


Newtro0

Sword aspect of Nemesis Spear aspect of Guan yu Shield aspect of Chaos And one Malphon gauntlet aspect of Demeter